Chapter 418: Auntie
Chapter 418: Auntie
Xu Jing was still not stupid to the point of delirium, and after drinking two sips of the reddish-brown potion handed over by Qi Guanguan, he still couldn't help but ask, "What is this?"
The taste tastes sweet, and it feels like it's a children's potion or something.
This kind of potion is generally not too harmful, but if it doesn't sound like a good thing, Xu Jing still feels that it is necessary for him to secretly go to the bathroom and spit out what he just drank.
Qi Guanguan was very calm: "It's nothing, it's just Yueyueshu." ”
Xu Jing was stunned for a moment: "Hmm...... What is Yueyueshu?"
Qi Guanguan's tone was too taken for granted, as if everyone knew what Yue Yueshu was.
So much so that when Xu Jing asked rhetorically, he was a little lacking in confidence, for fear of exposing his knowledge shortcomings.
Qi Guanguan really didn't expect that someone didn't know Yueyueshu.
After being questioned at this time, I didn't find the right words to explain this concept, so I couldn't help but say the words: "Yueyueshu...... It's Yueyueshu. ”
The two bewildered men stared at each other.
A calm bird fell to the floor laughing.
Zhou Jiu desperately wanted to go to the trash can and pick up the small bag that Qi Wanguan had just thrown away.
After he was done, he threw it directly in front of Xu Jing, who looked ignorant, and asked him to take a good look at what he had just drunk.
However, I feel that this kind of behavior is too cruel, and it can be regarded as a nirvana.
But in life, you need to have one or two nirvana, after all, in this world, one or two Godzilla will pop up from time to time.
Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and flew to the edge of the trash can, this time because he laughed too selflessly, it was rare that he didn't show his dislike for the things in the trash can.
Instead, he grabbed the bag directly with his claws and carried it back to the back of the sofa.
Qi Wanguan blinked his eyes twice, looked at Xu Jing's ignorant appearance, and finally realized that something was wrong.
Or finally be able to penetrate the aura of a female man who is a child and perceive the inappropriateness of his own behavior.
So after feeling that her starling flew to the back of the sofa with a bag in his mouth, the eldest sister who was not afraid of heaven and earth finally panicked.
Xu Jing was lying on the sofa, naturally staring at Qi Wanguan in front of him, and he didn't notice for a while that there was a starling standing on the back of the sofa.
Anyway, as long as he is in front of his own goddess, he is easy to minimize his vigilance and turn a blind eye to everything around him.
If Qi Guanguan is a beautiful female spy of the enemy, a ghostly baby like Xu Jing will definitely be the first to be killed.
Qi Guanguan smiled at Xu Jing with an amiable face, raised his hand to block Xu Jing's sight, and when he looked at Zhou Jiu on the back of the sofa, he changed from Nie Xiaoqian to Grandma Tree Demon in seconds.
Qi Wanguan waved his hand slightly, trying to drive Zhou Jiu away.
At this time, she looked at Xu Jing's ignorant expression, and finally reacted, maybe when the boy had a stomachache, he didn't drink a fetish like Yueyueshu to relieve it at all, maybe it was dichlorvos.
However, Zhou Jiu was originally flexible, and Qi Guanguan did not wave his hand at him.
Zhou Jiu hid left and right, and Qi Guanguan couldn't reach him.
Even though Xu Jing was covered by his own goddess, his keen sense of hearing still made him discover his own goddess, and he seemed to be waving his hand to catch something.
Xu Jing, who has always been anxious about what the goddess is anxious about, did what the goddess did, and immediately spoke diligently.
"Are you in a hurry? There are mosquitoes in this winter. ”
Qi Wanguan rushed Zhou Jiu's hand for a moment, and immediately changed to a beat, and slapped it at Zhou Jiu.
"Isn't it, there's such a big black mosquito here, it's not going to be here, I'm going to have to get rid of it. If I can't get rid of it, I'll slap it to death. ”
Zhou Jiu quickly dodged Qi Guanguan's hand, and pretended to be sad and judged: "Unfilial son!"
Qi Guanguan stretched out his hand and went over to pull the bird feathers: "If I am not filial to your sister, even if I am filial, I am not filial to you, what kind of generation are you?"
Xu Jing, who had been covering his eyes with one hand, heard the voice of the starling next to him and the starling at home, and also guessed the large black mosquito that his goddess chased, and Bacheng was the black starling.
Xu Jing couldn't see the situation at the scene, and thought that his goddess was trying to protect him, in case he would be bullied by this troublesome starling, and he was very beautiful.
"Guanguan, it's okay, even if the crow doesn't like me now, after a long time, it will naturally like me. I believe that as long as I have been good to you, and it sees that I am good to you, it will naturally trust you to me. ”
Zhou Jiu was almost not confessed by Xu Jing's true feelings, and fell off the back of the sofa sourly.
Qi Wanguan also looked complicated for a while: "How do I feel about this passage, especially like the kind of little daughter-in-law in the mother-in-law drama, who is wronged and wants to be satisfied? It is the kind of little daughter-in-law who is made difficult by the evil mother-in-law and is not allowed to enter the door." ”
Xu Jing smiled stupidly, busy feeling the tenderness of his own goddess's hand covering his eyes, and the IQ of the whole person was comparable to that of a kindergarten class.
Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, looked at the pink bag on his paws, and felt that the IQ of the kindergarten class was indeed very appropriate.
After all, if you had taken a physiology and hygiene class in elementary school, you wouldn't be so reckless, just drink a pack of this kind of thing.
Zhou Jiu even suspected that Xu Jing might be the only man who had drunk it and knew what it tasted like since Yueyueshu gave birth.
If this is changed to the community to select women's friends, Xu Jing will describe the taste of Yueyueshu in detail.
As soon as this level of seriousness and capital resume comes out, all opponents will unanimously withdraw from the election, and all the votes will only have his name, and it is appropriate that the Friends of Women did not run away.
Zhou Jiu took advantage of Qi Guanguan's unpreparedness, jumped off the sofa and landed on Xu Jing, poked him on the shoulder, and motioned him to quickly take Qi Guanguan's hand away and take a look at what he was holding under his claws.
Xu Jing, who is enjoying the little hands of her goddess: I don't want to see it.
Zhou Jiu: Are you sure you don't want to watch it?
Xu Jing, who felt that something was wrong: I ...... I don't watch!
Sometimes there are some things, if you can't face them, it's better to run away like an ostrich.
Xu Ostrich plunged headlong into the sand, and his whole body exuded the smell of rejection.
Zhou Jiu didn't care.
Okay, go ahead.
Auntie, I know everything.
Xu Jing: ......