Text Chapter 98 Married Life Tossed back and forth

Sister Huang couldn't wait to hold my head, kissed me without hesitation, and the feminine atmosphere was really unusual, although she was not as good as the queen mother, but she was one of the few people.

There was a loud bang, the light in front of him disappeared, and the hole was dark, and I couldn't see my fingers......

Sister Huang began to panic and lived a married life, so she had to wait and wait......

"Really, she lit the dry firewood on her body, but now she is going to extinguish it, and she always feels very indebted......"

Sister Huang understood better than me, and shouted loudly: "If you can't get out, you may die here!"

My brain is confused, wasn't she the one who blocked the hole in the back? So, who did it in front?

Sister Huang couldn't play the piano to the cow, and with her savage hands, she grabbed the fairy tree above my head tightly, and rushed forward in the dark......

Is she crazy? There is a lamp in the fairy tree, and she has to tell her before she lets go?

Sister Huang slapped me in the face at every turn, and I felt sweet; Isn't it exciting to beat someone? There really is everyone in the world.

The cactus tree holds its branches high, and strings of round lights light up......

She thought I was dirty, and now she was dirtier than me—covered in mud, her paper-white body was blackened, and her little face was like a ghost......

Sister Huang didn't believe it, took the round mirror on my chest and looked at it: the result was worse than described, the more she wiped it with her hands, the dirtier it became, and the more she threw the round mirror, she was done.

I'm a big man, I listen to her, and I'm not in a hurry at all in the face of the holes on both sides......

Sister Huang took my hand, flashed, and appeared at the edge of the cave in front of me......

I tried to see the thickness of the collapse with a fairy eye, however, it didn't have that much functionality.

Sister Huang rubbed her hands and walked around, ten centimeters shorter than me, she didn't say anything in her heart, and it took a long time to ask, "What can you do?"

Actually, I've been thinking about it: how nice is it to have digging tools? At least it's better than your hands.

Sister Huang scolded me for two hundred and five, and asked me better than a dog...... Think about it and be surprised: "I have a way!"

This sound startled me a lot, and I wanted to ask, but I was afraid of being scolded.

Sister Huang drew a hoe in the air, took it down and threw it, and "knocked" the soil, but it collapsed while planing, which was useless.

I write a few words in the air with my hands: I want one......

However, it is not possible to display ......

Sister Huang is very simple, draw a five-meter-long, one-meter-wide dung basket on the ground with her hands, stomp on it with her feet, bounce up, although she can move the soil backwards, but the collapse can't be stopped, so she has to give up.

I stared at the dirt at the entrance of the cave and couldn't help but think, "How nice it would be if the big bad wolf with the magic eye was here......?

These words reminded Sister Huang to draw a swimming circle in the air with her hands, no matter how you draw it, it doesn't look like a stroke in the east and a vertical stroke in the west, the more you look at it, the more it looks like a hot air balloon, just tinker with it and finish it.

I couldn't figure it out for a long time, so I had to ask, "What are you doing with this?"

Sister Huang has never failed so much, she has been sulking, strange that she has never seen a swimming ring, staring at me and shouting: "Draw a picture for me to see?"

Didn't you just draw it?

Sister Huang scanned my brain with fairy eyes: I didn't find any fairy energy;

But I still can't figure it out: didn't I draw the big bad wolf?

Sister Huang is not belittling me, saying that men are not immortal because they are not infected with fairies like her......

I quietly scolded her for farting! Am I still less of a fairy? Shao Jimei doesn't count; then, isn't the queen mother? Sister Feng still needs to be introduced? The big bad wolf is what she taught me to draw.

Sister Huang scolded me for being a big fool: "My wife doesn't know if she sends courtship signals, and it's better to pee and drown if you are a man in vain!"

I'm tired of her stinky virtues, don't you just paint a graffiti? If you can't draw well, you won't paint again?

Sister Huang rang the bell on my head as if she was having a nervous disorder: "Okay, you draw one for me to see?"

Who would believe her nonsense? I had never seen such a savage woman, and if I had known this, I would not have married her as a second room.

Sister Huang was impatient and shouted loudly: "Draw well, I'll help you if you can't do it!"

Finally, he said a human word, and although he felt uncomfortable, he could endure it strongly.

I used my index finger to draw a stroke in the air, and sure enough, it was able to show it, and it seemed that Mrs. Erfang was not lying.

However, how could she draw a hot air balloon, exactly like she had just now;

Sister Huang also felt strange, she painted several in a row, all of them were exactly the same, and asked me to paint, but they remained the same.

I can't really laugh, if I draw a mouth, or an eye, I might get in, and if I draw this, I don't even have a door.

Sister Huang has already thought about it, and if she can't go out, she will live a married life here.

Now it's my turn not to, I don't look at myself, like a mud man, I don't know how dirty my body is.

Sister Huang scolded me for two hundred and five, can't you wash it if it's dirty? Draw a big bucket on the palm of your hand, gently place it in the air, tilt your mouth, and the water will come out......

Not only did she wash herself, but she also had to help me, and the so-called mandarin duck bath was like this.

It seems that Sister Huang really treats me as a big fool, a broken mandarin duck bath, who doesn't know;

She may have forgotten that I was the husband of three women, and I should be an experienced person. Unlike some people, or rookies, love songs have been sung a lot, what is a woman, may not know?

All women want to be virgins, and they give up this desire because their hearts are burning so badly.

I was so stupid, I thought that women always wanted to be virgins for the rest of their lives, but I didn't know that it was widowhood. No wonder she wants to call me so pedantic and hopeless!

She was arguing with me, and I found out when I washed my body white, my skin was milky white, and she was like paper—I said I was white, and she said I was black, and I didn't almost fight.

At last she was going to live as a husband and wife, and she was so excited that she took me by the hand like she had entered a cave room, but she couldn't find a suitable place.

This hole, one on both sides, is about to suffocate people! Whatever the body touches, it is dirty.

Sister Huang couldn't help it, she flew into the hot air balloon with her legs, lay down in the rattan basket for a long time, shrunk into a small figure in the painting, and shouted with her head exposed: "Husband, come up quickly?"

I really didn't expect to draw a lot of hot air balloons, and I can sleep in a bed, my wife can't wait, and I send a courtship signal, and finally find a place to stay.

I also have a plan, a love is thousands of years, let us be together forever, anyway, we can't get out here......

Damn big bad wolf, I don't know where the madness is, will it come out of my eyes?

Sister Huang rolled around in the rattan basket and shouted frantically: "Husband, what are you rubbing? ”

She seems to want me to sleep with them, so I don't have to hang a red light in the future, and I can come to the gathering, can't I count it......

Sister Huang shouted at the top of her voice: "Husband, what do you want? The big house and the third room are not there!

Is she good or not? Wait until the end of the room, this is privacy, and you can't let others know.

Sister Huang was impatient to wait, so she jumped out of the rattan basket, grabbed the fairy tree on my head, and flew into it alive......