627 Tell a joke!
Xiao Ting and Shen Yuyan didn't stay long, because seeing that the time was about the same, Qian Xiaoni's girl was about to come back, so Shen Yuyan, who was ready to prepare a lunch for Qian Xiaoni that she could enjoy when she came back, pulled Xiao Ting and started to get busy.
Xiao Ting also teased Shen Yuyan and said: "Oh! I don't have this treatment yet, no! I ate Qian Xiaoni's girl's vinegar!"
"Oh! How can there be! You think so, I still have you with me, Nini is still single, no boyfriend, and not by her parents' side, who can care about her except for me, a good best friend! So I'm not just going to cook a meal for him! Besides, aren't you here too!" Shen Yuyan heard Xiao Ting say this, and knew that Xiao Ting was joking, but Shen Yuyan still said and explained.
"Wow, isn't it? Then I heard you say that, I've been busy with you here for a long time, and when I eat for a while, I carry it with me?"
"No, it's just as important! it's just as important!" Shen Yuyan heard Xiao Ting say this, stopped the knife in her hand to cut vegetables, and hurriedly made a statement.
"Okay!" Xiao Ting nodded with a smile when he heard Xiao Ting's words, and then helped Shen Yuyan deal with the ingredients.
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After processing the ingredients, it is natural to put the ingredients of the prepared dishes into the pot, Shen Yuyan stood in the position of the chef today, Xiao Ting stood on the side, watching Shen Yuyan start cooking step by step, and by the way, he also guided in his mouth, of course, when something happened to Shen Yuyan, it was also necessary to rescue the scene by surprise!
Then I heard the following interesting conversation:
Xiao Ting: "Don't shake your hands, if that spoonful of salt falls into it again, it is estimated that Qian Xiaoni will ask you if you killed the salt seller!"
Shen Yuyan: "Okay!
Xiao Ting: "......"
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Xiao Ting: "The sauerkraut fish we are doing is not the vinegar fish of West Lake, it is almost gone!"
Shen Yuyan: "Okay!
Xiao Ting: "......"
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Xiao Ting: "That's the vinegar you just poured out, not soy sauce!"
Shen Yuyan: "Oh! Okay!"
Xiao Ting: "......"
In fact, in normal times, how could Shen Yuyan not be able to tell what was soy sauce and what was vinegar, mainly because today as Xiao Ting's abdication and resignation, Shen Yuyan did it for the first time, and Shen Yuyan was naturally a little flustered!
Moreover, coupled with Xiao Ting staring at her, Shen Yuyan still showed her cooking skills in front of Xiao Ting, but Xiao Ting reminded Shen Yuyan from time to time, which made Shen Yuyan extremely nervous, plus Shen Yuyan had to listen to Xiao Ting's words to correct it, so it was inevitable that she would be a little in a hurry, and Shen Yuyan was more and more prone to make mistakes.
Therefore, basically, the above dialogues perfectly portray Shen Yuyan and Xiao Ting in the kitchen.
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Finally, Shen Yuyan got all the dishes ready, and during this period, Xiao Ting didn't help, but just reminded him from time to time, so this meal is not up to ten percent for Shen Yuyan's own cooking skills, but one is about the same!
For example, Xiao Ting basically didn't remind some of the dishes or something, it was all decided by Shen Yuyan herself, so the taste of these dishes for a while was the standard for judging Shen Yuyan's cooking skills.
When Xiao Ting helped Shen Yuyan bring the dishes to the table, while serving, Xiao Ting said to Shen Yuyan, who was about to take a bowl of rice: "Daughter-in-law, let me tell you a joke!"
"Let's talk about it!" Shen Yuyan said as she put the bowl of rice in Xiao Ting's hand.
"Ahem!" Xiao Ting deliberately cleared his throat before he began to speak: "Anyway, the two dumplings got married..."
"It's impossible for dumplings to get married!" Before Xiao Ting finished speaking, Shen Yuyan interrupted directly, and once again put a bowl of rice in Xiao Ting's hand.
"I'm personified, okay!" Xiao Ting was helpless, this is called no humor cells! Of course, Xiao Ting still has to continue: "In other words, the two dumplings got married, and the cave room was in the cave room that night. After seeing off the guests, the male dumpling returned to the house and suddenly found that there were meatballs on the bed, but the mother and godson were gone. In a hurry, he hurriedly called: "Where is my bride?" Meatball said angrily: "I hate it! You don't know anyone when they take off their clothes!"
"Poof!" After Shen Yuyan heard the last sentence Xiao Ting said, she couldn't keep the smile on her face anymore, and laughed directly.
"Hahaha! male dumplings, female balls!" Shen Yuyan said while laughing, it seems that Xiao Ting's joke has a good effect!
In fact, after Xiao Ting said the three words "dumplings", Shen Yuyan had an extra smile on her face, it was obvious that Shen Yuyan was not without humor cells, and now her laughter was very low!
Xiao Ting and Shen Yuyan laughed for a while, and just as there was a knock on the door, Qian Xiaoni also came back.
As soon as Qian Xiaoni entered the house, she saw Shen Yuyan and Xiao Ting who were laughing in the restaurant, so she immediately wondered why Shen Yuyan and Xiao Ting were laughing like this.
"What's the situation, are you so happy when I come back?" Qian Xiaoni glanced at Shen Yuyan and Xiao Ting in the restaurant, and said with some confusion.
"Oh, no! I'll tell you!" Shen Yuyan greeted Qian Xiaoni directly, and then pushed Qian Xiaoni to the bathroom to wash her hands, and on the way, she also told Qian Xiaoni the joke about "male dumplings and female dumplings" that Xiao Ting told just now!
And after Qian Xiaoni listened to this joke while washing her hands, she immediately laughed uncontrollably, and it could be seen that she had never heard this joke either, so the effect was much better.
After Qian Xiaoni and Shen Yuyan came out of the bathroom, Xiao Ting beckoned the two girls to sit down.
"Hurry up! Hurry up and eat! Today's table is my daughter-in-law's sincerity to you!" Xiao Ting greeted Qian Xiaoni and said.
"Wow! That must be delicious!" Qian Xiaoni exclaimed in surprise when she heard Xiao Ting say this, and then looked at Shen Yuyan and said, "My dear! Thank you so much!"
"Well, let's eat it! It's cold for a while!" After Shen Yuyan heard what Qian Xiaoni said, she also greeted Qian Xiaoni with a smile.
"I'll try this fish!" Qian Xiaoni's first choice was actually the sauerkraut fish that Shen Yuyan almost poured too much vinegar, of course, the appearance of this dish is still good, but does it taste? Let's see Qian Xiaoni's reaction.