Chapter 496: This is an occupational disease
After preparing for such a long time, saliva flowed all over the ground, and with a burst of music, this alternative bonfire party finally began, Jinyang, as a rancher, inevitably spoke a bunch of official words, clichés, first a bunch of unnutritious welcome speeches, thank you for the arrival of distinguished guests, etc......
Then he bragged that in the past six months, under his wise leadership, with the efforts of Allen and other senior management of the ranch, he led all the employees of the entire ranch to work hard for the development of the ranch's economy, tourism, culture, animal husbandry and other aspects, and finally achieved proud results......
For example, what efforts have been made by the ranch in order to vigorously develop the tourism industry, what sacrifices have been made in order to be able to make the wine of its own pasture, and what stories have emerged in order to breed the top beef cattle......
What he said in this remark was a mixture of emotion, explaining the characters, time, place, and development process of the event, especially the grasp of the characters, and depicting the voices and expressions of the characters.
It is simply vertical and horizontal, fluent in speech, like a river, witty words, shocking words, painted with sound and color, deafening, impassioned, and sensational......
This awesome bragging, even Jin Yang himself is a little embarrassed, he likes it very much, and he will actively try it if he has the opportunity, but this kind of pretending to be forced in the scene of two or three thousand people, under the watchful eyes of all people, he really hasn't tried it.
After this trial, he found that this was indeed the case, pretending to be forced in front of one person and pretending to be forced in front of thousands of people, the feeling was completely different, and the skills required were completely different.
At the very least, the requirement for the thickness of the skin is a great test.
What's more, the kind of condescending, looking down on all beings, and seeing at a glance, others worship you, worship you like a god, and look up to the mountains...... 's demeanor.
It's so cool!
Xiao Duoduo couldn't wait for a long time, and without waiting for her uncle's words to finish, Aunt Zhou, who was pulling her, ran to the pick-up point, and wanted to put all the food into her own small plate with great interest, she didn't want to think about how many things could be loaded with her little arms and legs?
"Hmph, I don't understand what my uncle said anyway. Duoduo is not interested in those braggart tirades, those cute chicken wings and delicious juices are her favorites.
"Haha, Xiao Duoduo, you're right, I feel blushing when I hear your uncle's bragging, but he still speaks very energetically......" Zhou Xiangyi laughed and took Duoduo's little hand, looked back at Jin Yang, who was still spitting and impassioned, and still had a word in his mouth, "Hmph, it's really thick-skinned." ”
Yan'er couldn't help but smile, and looked at Yang Yun helplessly and smiled, "Sister-in-law, these two girls are really compatible, there are so many people, it's not too troublesome, obviously you can let people directly send everything you eat and drink, you have to run by yourself, isn't this tiring and panicking?"
Yang Yun smiled: "I think this is very good, anyway, this kind of open-air banquet or something, that is, to be lively, if you really want to eat something, it is better to go back and do it, do you want anything delicious when the time comes?"
This is the truth, except for the kind of real big foodies, under normal circumstances, no matter what banquet you attend, all kinds of toasting and dining etiquette...... These things are eternal, and few people will ignore anything and just bury their heads in a big meal.
Eating less and listening more seems to have become the consensus of everyone.
Yan'er nodded with a wry smile, and pointed to Jinyang, who was still "pointing out the country": "Sister-in-law, what you said is right, just look at Jinyang, just eat a meal, saliva is flying and talking about so many things, I am tired of listening, he is still talking so energetically, I look at him like this, I guess I don't need to eat later, I am full of talking." ”
"Haha, he's having fun. Yang Yun laughed without an image, almost slapping the table, "But I really admire this kid, how can I say that?"
"Uh. Yan'er looked embarrassed, and said with black lines on his face, "He used to sell insurance." ”
"Huh?" This time it was Yang Yun's turn to be stunned, she really didn't know this, she thought that Jinyang used to be an ordinary office worker, but she didn't expect that people had always relied on their mouths to eat, no wonder they liked to brag so much.
It's an occupational disease!
"Oh, I'll go! My mouth is dry and my throat is smoking, this job is really not easy to do, I won't do anything next time, whoever I love will do it." Jin Yang sat down with a scolding scold, picked up a glass of beer sent by a previous employee on the table, and dried it up in one go.
"Ahh
Almost talked for more than ten minutes in one breath, and there was no break in the middle to take a breath, Jinyang was also a talent, and he had supreme enjoyment mentally, and after the speech, the physical torture was highlighted.
The throat is on fire and smoking!
However, his words are obviously very fake, just the impassioned and pointing out appearance of the country just now, and he is embarrassed to say, "This job is really not easy to do, I won't do anything next time, whoever I love will do it." "This kind of talk?
It's pretending!
Physically, I obviously enjoy it very much, but I just say "Yamei Butterfly, Yamei Butterfly...... Who is this trying to deceive?
Isn't it a bit too shameful?
"Poof......
Yan'er covered her mouth and laughed very uncooperatively, and squinted at Jin Yang: "Are you sure that if there is a next time, you are really not going to make a similar speech?"
With a smile on the corner of Yang Yun's mouth, he looked at Jin Yang for a long time, to see what he was going to say next, next time he didn't come back, and next time he wanted to pretend to be forced, it would be a slap in the face.
It hurts!
"Hiss......" Jin Yang only felt that his back molars hurt, and the green tendons on his head jumped and jumped, this ruined girl, this is dismantling his own platform! Don't you know? Your husband and I are awesome, and your face will naturally be bright.
If I retract my head, will you still be able to straighten your back?
Of course, Jin Yang could only secretly slander these words in his heart, but he didn't dare to say them in his mouth, otherwise the grape trellis in the courtyard would be completely overturned.
"Well, of course, if there is any need for the ranch at that time, I, as the rancher, am absolutely duty-bound, where the Tao is going, where the righteousness lies, for the development of the entire ranch, even if it is at the expense of me, what is it?"
At the critical moment, Jinyang's strong psychological quality played a role again, and he quickly changed his mentality, his face was clean, righteous and awe-inspiring, and his expression seemed to have a kind of determination that although tens of millions of people were going to do it.
It's just pretending to be a big deal!
Yang Yun and Yan'er glanced at each other very tacitly: This is an occupational disease again, right?