Chapter 198: The Fat Man Who Was a Matchmaker
The filming location of "Stormy Rain", a film funded by Shangjiang Headquarters, was filmed by the great director Qu Ming.
Now that the crew has been recording in the African rainforest for almost a month, the most uncomfortable thing here is not the hot weather, nor the difference in diet, but the pervasive little bugs.
Whether it's day or night, the mosquitoes that can bite people collapse, due to the lush ecology, the mosquitoes here are also very large, almost one covers three.
Syllable!
Shi Yongkuan slapped the mosquito that was happily sucking the blood from his arm, and muttered unhappily: "His grandmother's, Lao Tzu is about to be sucked by you as a big fat man." ”
The words themselves are not funny, but with his panda-like body, it makes people laugh.
"Fat man, I really convince you, that river is muddy, the water is fast, you actually plunged into it without hesitation, you are not afraid that you will not be able to float?"
The little actor on the side joked, but the fat man was unconscious, and said: "How can there be a river in the world that the fat man can't control, the water is rapid, and I can float." ”
Everyone came to laugh, and at this time, Director Qu Ming also came over and joked with a smile: "I heard that there are big leeches in that muddy water, and there is about one person long." ”
The fat man sniffed, and subconsciously looked at the turbid and rapid river, the yellowing water, the sound of turbulent water was clearly audible, and there were constantly swirling nests, as if there was some monster lurking inside, which made him shiver, and grinned; Director, don't be kidding, the crew must have done a good job of safety facilities. ”
"Alas!"
Speaking of this, Qu Ming sighed, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and said, "Originally, there were safety facilities, but this is a tropical rainforest, the roads are impassable, and it will take some time to transport, so it depends on whether you can survive it." ”
The fat man gasped, opened his eyes wide, and asked in astonishment, "Then I was stupid and stuck in it before?"
Qu Ming nodded..
"No security?"
Qu Ming nodded again!
"Director, you are a trick!——"
The fat man screamed sadly, got up suddenly, and kept checking his body..
"Damn, you won't be infected with any virus, what about the medical team? Give me that bottle of disinfectant, no, disinfectant bucket, I want to take a bath!"
Hahahahaha!!
The scene laughed violently, looking at this guy's appearance of wanting to cry without tears, he couldn't help but relax the originally somewhat serious atmosphere a lot.
"Lie to you, this river has a fence in the upper reaches of the river, and the water is clean. Qu Ming also looked up to the sky and laughed and said.
The fat man looked at everyone embarrassedly, sat down and muttered, "You just bully me, the fat man is not used to bully, but to hurt,"
"Look at your bad appearance, no one can't help but tease a few times. ”
Zhao Ying on the side also laughed, this little girl sat on the stone, with a close-fitting vest on her upper body, cargo shorts on her lower body, and a ponytail that looked particularly refreshing.
"I said, girl, what do you mean by smiling, forgot to secretly send you instant noodles last night?"
Zhao Ying smiled slightly and said, "One yard is one yard, the agent urged me to lose weight, although you gave instant noodles with good intentions, but it was not very good for me." ”
The fat man pursed his lips and said, "What's so good about being thin, I still like that ancient dynasty, I am fat and beautiful, and I was also a handsome pot at that time." ”
Zhao Ying sneered and said, "Come on, that refers to women." ”
The fat man suddenly pointed at Zhao Ying and said solemnly, "You discriminate against fat people!"
Zhao Ying was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but say pitifully: "Where do I have it!"
"Yes, your discriminatory eyes and frivolous tone have hurt me, and my fragile little liver can no longer withstand the blow and begins to become inferior. ”
Hahahaha...
Zhao Ying laughed and asked interestingly: "Are you inferior? Do you think it matches?"
If it is said that people all over the world have low self-esteem, the fat man, an optimist, will never be inferior, but this is a guy who has only seen one time, and the next day he ran over to borrow money to buy food.
Later, I found out that this fat man went abroad for the first time and didn't know how to exchange coins.
Although this guy always keeps saying that he is a rich second generation, he does things that are worse than the other.
But despite this, this fat man is still a pistachio and has gained the love of almost the entire crew, because as long as he is there, he will never feel bored.
"By the way, girl, do you have a boyfriend?"
Zhao Ying raised her eyebrows slightly and asked, "What's the matter?"
"No. The fat man smiled and leaned over, squatted next to Zhao Ying, and interpreted the beauty and the beast to the fullest, and everyone looked at this spicy eye.
"I have a friend who is still single, but I swear, good people, a lot of money, a sense of responsibility, and both parents are dead!"
Zhao Ying frowned and asked, "What is the advantage of the death of both parents?"
"Doesn't this reduce the burden on your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship?"
Zhao Ying: "......"
This unabashed dead fat man is really tired of being his friend.
"What does he do?" Zhao Ying didn't have any exact thoughts, just asked with the mentality of teasing the fat man.
"Host, pretty awesome. ”
Zhao Ying smiled: "It's still in the industry, who is it?"
"Li Ping'an. ”
cough cough...
Zhao Ying took a sip of water, coughed violently, covered her mouth, and said angrily, "You did it on purpose, last time because I said the wrong thing, it was fabricated by the media as 'if it is not Li Ping'an and will not marry'." ”
The last time she participated in the movie conference, she just said, 'If it's Li Ping'an, I can think about it', but I didn't expect it to be exaggerated and amplified by the media, and finally evolved into 'I, Zhao Yingfei Li Ping'an, don't marry', which made her really embarrassed, so she also explained on the official blog that she just admired Li Ping'an, so the fat man suddenly said this sentence that made her feel that she was choking herself on purpose.
"Really?" the fat man was surprised and delighted, and hurriedly asked, "Consider it?"
Zhao Ying was angry and white-eyed and fat, and said: "You know Li Ping'an? One is a new star who is now a hot variety show host, and you... Still playing tricks. ”
The fat man said in a disdainful tone: "What's wrong with running tricks, people can't accumulate experience first, I'm preparing for a big flight." Also, I don't know Li Ping'an? The boss slapped him at the beginning, and if I hadn't stopped him, I would have almost started a fight. ”
"Slapped? Li Ping'an, Li Dashen slapped? true or false?" This topic aroused Zhao Ying's strong interest.
"Well? If you want to continue listening, you'll have to promise me to meet you. ”
The fat man said with a smile.
Zhao Yingmei's eyes turned slightly, and she said with a smile, "It's okay to meet each other, tell me what's going on." ”
"Hehe, tell you, that stupid ..... at the beginning"
The two began to whisper in the corner, the fat man was eloquent, and Li Ping'an was portrayed as a man who was deeply hurt and had experienced vicissitudes of life in the whole story, so as to arouse the girl's sympathy.
I have to say that the fat man is a genius in this regard, and after saying it for a while, Zhao Ying was indeed interested in Li Ping'an's 'really'
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