055: Do you know what despair is (second watch, ask for support!)
After that, Jiang Hua promised He Linli to pick her up at five o'clock in the afternoon and left here.
But it's only about 11 o'clock in the morning, which means that Jiang Hua has nothing to do for several hours, so he sneaked to the Internet café to play LOL again.
Jiang Hua played matching this time, and originally wanted to order the ranking, but he made a mistake. I don't know if there was a mistake in the server or what's wrong, Jiang Hua actually matched two kings, and they were still on the opposite side.
Even though Jiang Hua played LOL through the hero's own operation, he could only guarantee that he would blow all the way, and he could not guarantee that he would win the two kings on the opposite side with four bronzes, one platinum and two silver.
"Yo-heh! Hey, he's a good game! You're still a piece of trash!Bronze forever!" The king on the other side played Yasuo, mocking Jiang Hua mercilessly.
Although when he was online, Jiang Hua's robbery killed Yasuo 8 times, which was an insult to the king, and he was killed 8 times by a bronze rank robbery. But the king's consciousness is still strong after all, and if he is killed alone online, he will go down the road to collect two heads, and he can still develop.
"Spicy chicken! You should be proud to kill me!" Yasuo taunted Jiang Hua again, "Just a spicy chicken like you, you don't deserve to play games!"
Jiang Hua may not have the consciousness of support, but he is conscious, but every time he robs to support, he has only taken two steps before his teammates are killed!
"Spicy Chicken! Is it useful to kill me alone? Isn't Lao Tzu still a human head? Still developing! Tell you, the king will always be the king, and bronze will always be bronze! You don't deserve to play this game, Spicy Chicken! Are you desperate? Kill me so many times, and you still want to lose?" Yasuo taunted unrelentingly.
Jiang Hua took a deep breath and remembered that there is a training mode in LOL! This training mode is to train heroes, you can add money without limits, and you can directly upgrade to level 18, and you can go out in six god outfits. And the skill can be CD immediately, which is similar to infinite firepower!
"Really, the next one, let you know what despair is!" Jiang Hua finished typing this line and clicked on the surrender sent by his teammates.
Among WeChat friends, Jiang Hua once again found the hacker - Benjamin, the protagonist of the movie "Who Am I: There Is No Absolutely Safe System".
"What's going on, dude?" asked Benjamin with a smile.
"Damn! I want a LOL cheat! It's a cheat that's exactly the same as the training mode, is there one?" Jiang Hua was furious, "I still have to match a fool, I'll tell you his ID!"
Benjamin nodded confidently: "Yes! Yes, you can! This will be transferred to your ID, enjoy the pleasure of abuse, brother! And it will not be banned, it can't be found at all, and it is useless to report, don't worry!"
This time, Jiang Hua clicked on the ranking, and undoubtedly matched Yasuo on the opposite side of the top again. On the other side, all the kings and transcendent masters are all on the other side, except for himself who is bronze, three kings and one master.
"Don't move, this one wins! I'll come to C!" Jiang Hua typed this line.
"What the fuck? What's the situation? How can there be bronze? How did bronze fight the king game?"
"Crazy, isn't it? Tencent is doing hair? This Nima is four to six! The king is a game, not a bronze game! Paralysis, it's 15 o'clock!"
There were also several question marks on the other side, and he obviously didn't understand how Jiang Hua matched with the King's Bureau.
Jiang Hua ignored these people, and just said to the other side: "I want you to know the fear of being dominated by the song of death! If you want to blame it, blame your Yasuo! That's right, Lao Tzu is hanging!"
As soon as this line of words is finished, a dazzling line of large words appears on the computer: PENTA KILL!
"What's the situation?!"
"What the hell ??? Death Song ????!"
"?????? this Nima ?!!! what's the hanging?"
The teammates opened the scoreboard one after another, and unexpectedly found that Jiang Hua was at the full level, and it was a six-god costume, and he hadn't bought shoes yet, and all the big hats, killing books, ice sticks, and the like were full!
"Do you want to know the outside world?" Jiang Hua quickly finished typing, and quickly pressed the R button, opening the big move of the death song - Requiem!
“PENTA KILL!”
Jiang Hua got two five kills in a row in less than a minute of the opening game through the cheat, although it was a bit of a victory, but Jiang Hua just felt cool! Although there was no typing on the other side, he could feel the anger coming from the screen on the other side.
"I know you're not happy, but, if you have the ability, you can beat me along the network cable!" Jiang Hua just finished typing, and he had another five-kill hand.
Yasuo: "What do you mean next door to Nima? Do you believe it or not?" he called through the public screen.
But Jiang Hua's teammates typed one after another: "What report? What do you say? I don't understand!"
"I don't understand! I don't understand! Anyway, I'll win this and go straight to the king!Death Song 666!"
"Hahaha! This kind of cheat is so cool, how much does it cost?
Jiang Hua pressed the R button while walking towards the blood spring on the opposite side, standing under the blood spring, as long as the opposite side is resurrected, it is a five kills.
Jiang Hua even danced, as a bronze, he abused the king and didn't want it, and danced and mocked!
This could be every bronze's dream too!
Because the five people on the opposite side couldn't go out, this game took less than ten minutes to win! Yasuo knew that he was being targeted by Jiang Hua, and typed: "You're awesome, I'll fight people!"
After Jiang Hua quit the game, he found Benjamin again: "That fool wants to fight the human machine, can I go to the side of the robot?"
Benjamin smiled: "Dude, it's not good for you to bully people like this? But, it's totally okay! I'll change the program! And you're on the robot side, except for that idiot, the rest of the people can't see you!"
Jiang Hua also clicked on the man-machine, and after entering the game, he was on the side of the robot.
Yasuo also saw Jiang Hua's ID, and it was a death song again, and the whole person went crazy, and as soon as he entered the game, he typed: "What the hell? Lao Tzu can meet you when he plays a personal computer?!"
Jiang Hua: "Hehe! I've said it, I used a cheat! I just want to catch you! From today on, as long as you play the game, I'll target you! If you have the ability to report me! I want you to know what despair is!"
Maybe no one has ever been in such a situation where they were killed five times in a row by a robot, and they were shaved and failed!
Yasuo was furious and typed with his teammates: "Did you see it, that dead song on the other side is not a robot!
"You're stupid! Isn't that a robot?"
Yasuo: "It's not a robot! he's still typing and scolding me on the public screen!"
"It's over! It's a fool! Why didn't I see it!"
"I didn't see it either! Maybe the system is wrong today, the dead song is level eighteen, it doesn't matter, anyway, it's human-machine!"
"Ignore this stupid Yasuo, and say that a robot with the wrong system was beaten by a human?
Yasuo was on fire: "Lao Tzu is the king!
"What's wrong with the king, right?"
Jiang Hua started typing again: "Yasuo, is your scalp numb? You want to beat me? Are you angry? Do you know how to write despair?"
"You know Nima is next door!" Yasuo replied, "Fool!
"It's okay, it's okay! As long as you play games in the future, I'll kill you! No matter what game you play, even if you play a single machine!" Jiang Hua continued typing, "I want you to know what despair is!"