Qi Guanguan: ......

Qi Guanguan stuffed a piece of potato chip into his mouth, and inexplicably felt a little strange and cute.

In the pictures seen elsewhere, children and pets from other families are separated by a fence or a door, and they are all looking at each other warmly, and then touching their heads or handing food through the cracks. Where is there a house like her family scolding through the door.

This kind of operation of scolding through the door, Qi Guanguan is still the scene of the main palace and the junior who came to the door when I watched the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dramas before.

Zhou Jiu was still talking to the child at the door of the bathroom, and suddenly he felt a chill behind him, turned his head to look over, and only saw Qi Guanguan's shining eyes.

Look at each other for a second.

Qi Wanguan quickly turned around, took the remote control and began to change the channel a few times, pretending not to stare at that side at all, and then inadvertently became in love.

Aunt Xue was hoarse: "Fu Wenpei, open the door! Fu Wenpei, open the door! You have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door! Don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you're at home!"

Qi Guanguan: "Poofhahahahaha!"

Week 9: ......

This is a good feeling, not just the TV set in the street shop outside is aimed at him. After returning home by himself, the TV in the house was also aimed at him.

Obviously, every time I run to the TV and press the TV to sleep, it's the dead cat. Why is it that when you get revenge, you take revenge on a bird? Is this species blindness?

The child naturally heard the noise in the TV series outside, but he was probably thinking about something else, and he didn't understand the annoying point of this sentence in the TV.

If he knew, it was estimated that he would not be proud of Zhou Jiu, after all, the two things of "robbing a man" and "not opening the door" were also his points of anger.

Qi Xiao: I'm not that I don't!

Zhou Jiu: So you're going to open the door?

Qi Xiao: No.

Zhou Jiu: Then you can talk about a hammer.

The budgie dozed off on its own bird shelf, and when it woke up, it found Qi Wanguan laughing wildly in the room, and he didn't know what he was laughing at.

The lively nature in his bones made the budgie sober up instantly, and he landed next to Qi Guanguan with a flap of his wings.

Budgie Parrot: "Sister, what interesting story has you encountered, tell your sister about it?"

Qi Wanguan smiled and waved his hand, and he didn't know what to say about it for a while, so he simply refused: "It's nothing, it's nothing." ”

The budgie who was not satisfied with its curiosity seemed to be a little unhappy: "Is there no below?"

Qi Guanguan didn't feel the language trap at all: "There is no below." ”

The budgie suddenly realized: "Oh, it turned out to be a eunuch." ”

If you don't have a bottom, you're not a eunuch.

Qi Guanguan twitched the corners of her mouth, but she didn't expect that she just said such a pure word, and the budgie could make a doll car.

But she is also accustomed to the virtue of a budgie parrot, the president of the car dealership, there are not many others, just a lot of cars.

The budgie has just gotten up at this moment, energetic but bored, and naturally wants to find something to do. Zhou Jiu's side didn't dare to tease easily, after all, the previous incident hadn't passed for a long time, even if it wanted to go to Zhou Jiu to play, then it would wait for a few more days, and after the relationship with Zhou Jiu was repaired better, it would contact again.

However, the budgies didn't take the initiative to make contact, but Zhou Jiu didn't want to keep his distance at this time, and even wanted to call the budgies over and let it compete with the child.

Although sometimes he was not very willing, Zhou Jiu still had to admit that the budgie was indeed quite good. Even if it's driving, it's called a quote from the classics and ancient charm. If it weren't for knowing his virtue, who would have thought that the content that felt serious was all fragrant and beautiful?

Zhou Jiu: "Baoyu, come here." ”

The budgie suddenly opened its tail into a fan, and silently rubbed Qi Guanguan's leg with its head: "Sister, sister heard someone ...... in a trance"

Qi Guanguan: "It's just that someone is calling you, you heard it right, the crow is squatting there at the door of the bathroom and waiting for you." And you don't have to call yourself a sister, what kind of sister do you call a male parrot, isn't it possible that you don't have a bottom?"

The budgie didn't answer, but just used his movements to show that he still had the following. For example, now, the budgie uses the standard posture of a male peacock courtship to open the screen, and jumps to the bathroom door.

Qi Guanguan: "...... Your boss called you over, and it wasn't your wife who called you over, what screen did you turn on? Where do you parrot have this kind of technology to open the screen?"

However, the budgie didn't care so much, even if the tail was short and the tail feathers were not as beautiful as the peacock, it still opened up into a small fan and ran over with a bang.

The road was so happy that it was a joy, but after arriving in front of it, the budgie was rarely shy, the small fan on its tail was also put away, and its head was lowered: "I don't know ...... this son"

"Speak normally, or I'll cut you. ”

The budgie suddenly tightened its fur, and raised its head categorically: "Boss, who is it cut today?"

completed the seamless switch from Dream of Red Mansions to Hong Kong underworld films in one second, and Sister Lin instantly changed into a living person and came out as a pheasant brother!

No matter how many times you watch it, this transformation is still very scary. It's not because the pheasant brother is so scary, it's just that this conversion is too weird, and the contrast is so stark.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and clicked on the bathroom door: "Chop...... Wrong. ”

Qi Xiao: ...... Is it okay not to pant for breath when you speak?

Zhou Jiu, who was almost carried away by the budgie train of thought, paused, and finally cleared his thoughts: "You talk to me, the person in the anger." ”

The budgies learned to clear their throats without saying a word and learned to clear their throats in the debate show, and a series of changes were enough to make people clearly realize how much this parrot loved to watch TV. Usually, I turn over the TV series in my home and watch the programs many times and how many times.

"The little prostitute who made the next work, the good men have told you to teach you badly!"

Qi Xiao: "...... Who taught whom?"

Zhou Jiu, who inexplicably felt that he had been scolded by himself: ......

"In your Dongfu, except for the two stone lions, even the cats and dogs are not clean!"

Husky with an arrow in the knee: Woo?

The dark clouds covering the snow with innocent lying guns: me!

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and flew up, stretched out his paws to close the budgie beak's mouth.

Don't say it, let you play, that's 800 kills and 8 million self-losses.