Chapter 147: The words are amazing
"You...... You ......"
Han Guangding raised his hand and pointed at Chennan, stammering for a long time without speaking.
"There is no doubt that everything you guessed is right. ”
Chen Nan glanced at him and said lightly.
Han Guangding opened his mouth, but he couldn't speak anymore.
He finally realized how ridiculous his actions were.
What is mountain ginseng?
Not to mention that what I bought was only a 500 yuan item, even if it was really 50,000 yuan, compared to Chennan's pill worth tens of millions, it was a fart......
The atmosphere in the hall was extremely awkward for a while.
Han Guangding lowered his head, he didn't have the face to stay any longer, he wanted to turn around and leave, but at this time-
A stout young man walked in.
"I heard that there is a blind bear in the back mountain, but unfortunately there is no shotgun!"
Han Yuqin said with a smile: "Xiao Gang, that's a protected animal, even if you have a shotgun, do you dare to fight?"
"What don't you dare, hehe, Sister Qin, I heard that you brought your brother-in-law back?"
Zhao Xiaogang smiled happily, his eyes fell on Chennan, and immediately called out to his brother-in-law, and then saw Han Guangding on the side, and couldn't help but be surprised: "Second uncle, you have made a fortune again, the Mercedes-Benz G65 outside is yours, right?
When Han Guangding heard this, his face was immediately full of embarrassment.
However, without waiting for him to explain, Zhao Xiaogang said again: "Who is the broken Porsche? The old car is almost unable to run, and it is still parked so arrogantly, and it is lying there, so that my Wuling god car has nowhere to stop." ”
Chennan almost didn't laugh.
Didn't this guy really come to disgust Han Guangding on purpose?
Han Yuqin also covered her mouth, trying hard to keep herself from laughing.
She knows very well that her cousin is straight, she can say whatever she thinks in her heart, and she never knows how to beat around the bush.
As for Han Guangding, his face turned green.
"The wrecked car is mine. He said angrily.
"Hey......
Zhao Xiaogang smiled awkwardly, and then asked: "Whose Mercedes-Benz G65 is it?"
Han Guangding snorted coldly and didn't speak.
Han Yuqin smiled bitterly: "It's your brother-in-law's." ”
"Local tyrants!"
Zhao Xiaogang looked at Chennan with some surprise.
Chen Nan stopped his hand: "Don't say that, it's just a means of transportation." ”
"It's inhuman!"
Zhao Xiaogang seemed to remember something again as he spoke, and asked: "Brother-in-law, you are so rich, you must be Luziye, can you get a shotgun?" The bear in the back mountain is blind, and keeping it is also a scourge to the villagers, so it is better to call and eat." ”
"Bear blind?"
Chen Nan shook his head and smiled: "It's just a little beast, what do you want a shotgun for?"
Little Brute......
When Zhao Xiaogang heard these three words, he was speechless for a while.
The bear blind is a kind of bear family, bear genus animal, also known as dog bear.
Because of his poor eyesight, he is also known as the "black blind man", and there is a distinct white crescent-like markings on the lower part of the neck and chest, which is an important symbol on his body surface.
Moreover, the black bear is burly and majestic, and the adult bear stands up to about one or two meters tall and weighs up to one hundred and fifty kilograms, which can be called a strong man in the animal kingdom.
But Chennan disdainfully called it a little beast......
"How can you kill without a shotgun?" Zhao Xiaogang asked.
Chen Nan smiled faintly: "Have you ever seen that kind of drama that tears devils?"
"Hand ...... Hand tear ......"
Zhao Xiaogang looked at Chen Nan with a bewildered expression, he felt that this brother-in-law might be a madman.
Can a bear be torn by hand?
It is estimated that by then, the bear did not die, but was torn by the bear......
"Don't be so surprised, don't you just tear a black bear with your hands, it's not a big deal, your brother-in-law and I have even torn a tiger. Chennan shook his head and said.
Tear the Tiger ......
Zhao Xiaogang was speechless.
He had seen the Water Margin, Wu Song had heard of beating the tiger with his bare hands, but he had never heard of anyone hanging like this.
Chen Nan didn't bother to explain, and asked, "What weapon do you have now?"
"Ancestral broadswords, spears, and bows and arrows. ”
"That's enough!"
Chen Nan said: "The ancients relied on these things to hunt, why can't we?"
Zhao Xiaogang scratched his head and said excitedly: "Brother-in-law, what you said is too reasonable!"
"Then what are you waiting for, let's go!"
"Okay, let's go!"
The two smelled of each other, and the more they talked, the more energetic they became, and finally turned around and walked out, shouting that they were going to beat the blind bear and eat the bear's paws.
"Hey ......"
Han Yuqin looked at the backs of the two of them, and said angrily: "That's a blind bear, with infinite strength, you go to find death?"
"Don't you know what your husband's strength is? ”
Chen Nan stopped and pulled Zhao Xiaogang away laughing.
In situ, Han Guangding was also a little confused.
With a broadsword, spear, bow and arrow, go to beat the bear blind?
Let's look for death for this thing!
Han Guangding shouted loudly: "Xiao Gang, don't go with him to death." ”
Chen Nan patted Zhao Xiaogang on the shoulder and instigated: "Don't listen to him, a manly husband was born in the world, and he should be fearless of life and death, how can he be as cowardly as a mouse?"
"Incisive!"
Zhao Xiaogang nodded again and again: "Brother-in-law is right, you didn't plant it, second uncle." ”
Han Guangding's face darkened: "You are a wicked obstacle!"
However, Zhao Xiaogang ignored him at all, followed Chennan to the Mercedes-Benz G65, sat in the co-pilot to guide the way, and went straight to the back mountain.
"You're going to die!"
Han Guangding jumped to his feet and shouted in the back.
Zhao Xiaogang pretended not to hear, ignored him at all, closed the car window directly, and said, "Brother-in-law, are you really capable of turning over the bear blind?"
"Just wait and see. ”
Chennan said: "The most worrying thing you should be about now is the lack of a good cook. ”
Zhao Xiaogang patted his chest and said, "Don't worry about this, I have a first-class chef certificate!"
"Perfect!"
Chennan sped up the car.
Under the guidance of Zhao Xiaogang, he soon found the footprints of the blind bear.
"It should be around here. ”
Chennan stopped the car, opened the door and walked down.
Zhao Xiaogang asked, "Brother-in-law, what weapon do you use?"
"Hey......
Chennan smiled at him and rushed straight to the right.
Zhao Xiaogang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly turned his head to look.
I saw that in front of Chennan, a black shadow was rushing towards the dense forest.
Bear blind!
Zhao Xiaogang's eyes lit up.
He also quickly chased after him with a large knife in his left hand and a spear in his right hand.
His intention was to rush to help, but at this moment, a scene shocked him.
Chennan in front of him suddenly jumped up, and his whole person was like a cannonball, instantly rising from the ground, and his feet kicked towards the back of the blind bear at a very fast speed.
Bang!
A loud bang rang out.
The blind bear who was running forward couldn't bear this huge force, and was kicked and staggered, and his huge body fell to the ground, lying on the ground and eating, embarrassed.
Is that okay?
Zhao Xiaogang was stunned and surprised.
What a huge amount of force it takes to kick over the blind bear!