Although it was not very good to take a leave of absence on the first day of finding a job, Lu Qingyi still specially took a half-day off.

She logged on to major search engines overnight and searched for only four words: aphrodisiac food.

As soon as dawn came, she touched the vegetable market, and after buying a lot of ingredients and coming back, she first sent Lu Qingan back to school, and then rushed back to cook these ingredients.

Jiang Hua was still asleep, snoring and snoring, Han Yiliu and Jiang Xue also went out separately, and Lu Qingyi could let go of his hands and feet to make a big deal in the kitchen.

So when Jiang Hua woke up at one o'clock in the afternoon and was about to go downstairs, he saw a note in the door: Dear Jiang Hua's husband... There are delicious foods on the table, all of them are aphrodisiacs!I hope you finish eating quickly, wash up at night and wait for me~

Lu Qingyi has been thinking about these things in his mind since he fought five battles with Jiang Hua last night. It's not that she's, it's just just enjoyment.

In addition, she also knew the relationship between Jiang Hua and Han Yiliu... She has a thrill of cheating... I also enjoy the way Jiang Hua, a straight man with a big body, moaning under his hands...

She was very excited about that.

But Jiang Hua couldn't help but feel a little weak in his legs, although he slept all night, he was still a little weak...

Six dishes, including braised loach, donkey meat in five-spice sauce, mutton with cumin, oysters with leeks, braised prawns in oil, and tofu with shallots, are waiting for Jiang Hua on the table.

Jiang Hua sat at the dining table, picked up the chopsticks and stuffed these dishes into his mouth, and said in his heart: Lao Tzu has to make up for it! Find an excuse to go out and hide at night, and come back later! Lu Qingyi probably can really drag me to the room!

After eating and wiping these things, Jiang Hua went out, hesitated and had nothing waiting for him to do, so he went directly to the Internet café and turned on the LOL mode.

Jiang Hua didn't plan to use the hanging in this game, just play it casually, and he even thought about the position of using the barrel to hit the ADC.

He had seen someone else using a double tank to hit the road, so he wanted to try it too. It just so happened that he was on the fifth floor, and there was only one ADC position left, and his teammates were powerless to resist, so they either hung up or waited to be pitted by Jiang Hua.

Order: Oh! Who are these people?

Jungler: I've met this kind of stupid dog several times today! What do you mean by the keg?

Auxiliary: Don't talk about it, I'm the worst, okay?

Medium single: Forget it, this is an orphan, 15 forget it!

Facing the ridicule of his teammates, Jiang Hua silently typed four words: Just be happy!

At this time, the piano girl opposite typed a line of words on the public screen: Brothers, people are cutie, can you let me win?

As soon as this line of words came out, Jiang Hua's teammates went crazy.

Shangdan: Hmm, sister, come here, my brother will let you kill!

Zhonglan: Come to me, I'm handsome, let you kill five times!

Support: It's okay, this is a win for you, we AD stupid dogs!

Jiang Hua smoked a cigarette, smiled wordlessly, silently opened WeChat, and found Benjamin: Xiao Ben, LOL open a hang! Lao Tzu met a big Ding Meng girl, I want to kill this lady!

Benjamin: OK big brother!

After Jiang Hua's wine barrel was opened, it was instantly full level, and he was dressed as a six-god in an instant, and he didn't even have shoes.

There is only one second for the CD of various skills, and what health is back to blue is also full in one second.

Jiang Hua: Qin girl, you could have won! But this one, you lost!

Qinnu: ???Brother, what do you mean?

And Jiang Hua's teammates hadn't noticed the state and equipment of the wine barrel at this time, and just when they wanted to type and mock Jiang Hua for pretending to be forced, they saw the wine barrel crazy in E.

The barrel ran directly down the road, and directly forcibly broke through the first tower of the opponent's lower road, but no one was found, and forcibly broke through the second tower of the lower road, and finally found the qin girl and the opponent's ADC.

Blast the barrel! Open R in an instant! Explode on the spot! Send you back to the West!

Double Kill！！！

Piano Girl: What the hell ????

Jiang Hua's teammates were all confused, and the other side was even more confused and speechless, with their hands on the keyboard, not knowing what words to type in response.

It was only at the beginning of less than a minute, and the barrel was full of six gods, and there was no reason to explain it except for the hanging.

Jiang Hua: Listen to the four of you, I won't kill you, and you won't come to me! I'll kill the piano girl! I'll stand under your spring, and I won't say it a second time.

After warning the other side, Jiang Hua E went to the opposite spring.

Because it was the first death, the resurrection time of the harp girl was very short, only five seconds.

The name "Corpse Guard" has only appeared in online games, and it is the first time it has appeared in LOL.

When the piano girl's side just emerged, Jiang Hua was a R trick and directly killed the piano girl.

Jiang Hua: Are you still cute? Do you want to be embarrassed! A big man who picks his feet to pretend to be a girl, is it disgusting? If you have a kind of you, you will hang up! Anyway, if you live once, I will blow you up once, and teach you to be a man, do you know?

Qinnu: Brother, have I offended you?

Jiang Hua: It's nothing! I just can't get used to seeing you as a big man who pretends to be a girl, and I don't accept you to bite me!

Qin Girl: Brothers, you have all helped me report, come to my live broadcast room, I will give you room management! This is too rampant! I am live on the national treasure, room number: 123123.

Jiang Hua: Report! Hehe, come on, welcome to report! Qin girl, do you want to see the world outside the spring? With me here, don't even think about it.

Jiang Hua just stood there motionless, his left index finger kept pressing the R button, similar to Lao Mei's bombing of the little devil, without stopping for a moment.

Qinnu's teammates really didn't dare to provoke Jiang Hua, this one was definitely going to lose, but even if they lost, their data had to look better.

There is no doubt that this put the opposite 15 straight shot.

After it was over, Jiang Hua saw the piano girl add his friends, and Jiang Hua refused without hesitation. But the ghost sent a god into the live broadcast room of the piano girl to take a look.

The live broadcast ID of the piano girl is called Dark Little Lori, and when she enters the live broadcast screen, she looks like a little Lori, about eighteen or nineteen years old. Although the hair is not long, it is only the length of the shoulders, and it is slightly curly, and it feels very gentle. And a pair of big and cute eyes.,Wearing a pink hairy jumpsuit.,And two small ears.,It's worthy of saying that I'm Lori.。

"This person is sick, right? Where did I offend him? What is he doing? Wow! I added him as a friend and he still ignores me!" The dark little Lori cried aggrievedly on the screen, "Why is he? I just want to start a live broadcast to play games, why is he doing this to me! I don't play anymore, what kind of person is this! He still ignores me, ahhh

Jiang Hua took a closer look at the game account of the dark little Lori, and it was indeed the piano girl.

"I'm going... It's really a girl..."Jiang Hua softened for a while, "This girl looks pretty cute... Forget it, it's good to make up for a little bit of your heart!"

Jiang Hua already had an account in the National Treasure Live, and he wanted to type an apology, but he couldn't resist the barrage of those netizens at all.

"Obedient, don't cry! My brother is distressed, and my brother will reward you with a Buddha jumping over the wall!"

"Lori, don't cry, brother help you block him!Kill him!Dare to provoke our Lori, I really don't want to live!"

"Come with me, brothers!"

"Don't cry, my brother will also reward you with a Buddha jumping over the wall!"

Dark little Lori: "Don't Buddha jump over the wall! I'm going to add his friends and ask him why! Why is he, why is he bullying me like this! And he said that I picked my feet, where did I pick my feet? He must apologize to me!"

Jiang Hua licked his lips, shook his head, and rewarded the four free bamboos that the National Treasure Live gave him.

At the same time, in the game, I agreed to the friend request of the dark little Lori, and said: Don't cry!

This scene was also seen by the fans of those dark little Lori.

"I'm going! This guy is interesting, and the four bamboos are embarrassed to say?"

"Poor dick! Lori doesn't need to be angry with this kind of person!"

"Hehehe! This guy is a stupid dog! Is it funny to bully other people's little girls? Silly dog!

Jiang Hua sighed and said to the dark little Lori in the game: I'm sorry! If you can still start a live broadcast, I will have your surname!

Dark Lori: What do you mean ???? What do you want to do?

Jiang Hua exited the game interface and found Benjamin again: Xiao Ben, seal this woman's live broadcast room for me! Those stupid dog netizens dare to scold me!

Benjamin:...... Eldest brother... Okay, okay, okay...