Chapter 1 A toad that wants to eat swan meat
The sky is clear, and the hot sun shines on the ground, reflecting bursts of heat...
People on the streets are almost always standing in the shade to escape the scorching sun, and there is a little less noise in the bustling streets, and cars are driving back and forth on the lanes on both sides.
Hmmm...
The willow trees on both sides trembled in the wind, and a cool breeze struck, which eased the heat a little...
At the end of the street, in front of a high-rise building, there was a long line of people, and at a cursory glance, there were hundreds of people, who were facing the scorching sun, their faces were sweat-stained, licking their dry lips and looking at the high-rise building, their eyes were full of longing.
"Today is the 32nd comedians recruited by the Shangjiang Taiwan headquarters, and I must be admitted this year. ”
"Many of the comedians who entered the stage last year have appeared in recent variety shows, and it seems that our chances this time are not small. ”
"Yes, being a big star, who would have thought that a comedian could also be a big star. ”
"Hey, Huo Shengjun and Huang Xucheng are called the two major entertainment hosts in the north and south, one of them is in the Tianjing headquarters, and the other is in the Hanzhong headquarters, these two hosts are both comedians. ”
"You think too much, these two are both eloquent and funny, and they will dump you eight streets...."
"Man will conquer heaven... It's always good to have dreams and goals, it's better than working hard..."
In front of the Shangjiang headquarters, the 32nd comedians who came to the interview, they opened their mouths with smiles on their faces, to be honest, it was really difficult to compliment them when they looked at them, and their looks were even more unsightly.
In terms of face shape, the shoehorn face, the flatbread face, the prismatic face, and the jaw-dropping are simply an ugly men's party.
But comedians are like this, many people just rely on a face to make fun of the fruit, pretend to be crazy and stupid, and do everything...
And every comedian selection, it is a rare face shape inventory...
Many ugly men are chatting very well, planning their future, looking at the beautiful life, and their faces are full of excited smiles.
At this time, a slightly shy voice came...
"Excuse me, is this the comedic recruitment point of the Shangjiang headquarters?"
The three people who were originally caught in the discussion were stunned, which second person didn't even know such a famous comedian selection point?
They turned their heads to look and saw that this young man had a clean face, a sincere smile, a pure white baseball cap, and a backpack.
The three of them didn't think much about it, and one of the shoehorns nodded and said, "Yes, the interview location is in front." ”
The young man stood on tiptoe slightly, looked around, and found that there were three registration personnel in front of the Shangjiang headquarters, and a small sign stood next to it, 'The 32nd Comedian Recruitment Point of the Shangjiang Headquarters'.
The young man exhaled a long breath and bowed politely in thanks, "Thank you." ”
Then he turned around and walked to the end of the line, silently starting to line up...
The three of them looked confused, Zhang Cheng still came to be a comedian like this? are you kidding?...
Obviously, in the 'comedian' circle, where ugliness is the only standard, this young man's appearance is a little 'unsightly'.
Not only the three of them, but everyone else looked at the xenomorph in this ugly man's pile with a new look, and the young man grinned and pressed the brim of his hat, feeling a trace of pressure.
The young man's name is Li Ping'an, a very popular name, his hometown is Shangjiang, but it is not this city, but the surrounding small county town.
Although the Shangjiang area is rich and the environment is very good, to be honest, the real Shangjiang people can no longer afford to buy houses in the city, so they have moved to the surrounding sites, and the expensive areas of the entire Shangjiang City are those rich outsiders, not locals...
Li Ping'an has just graduated from Shangjiang Drama Academy, and like other graduates, Li Ping'an is also facing the dilemma of finding a job...
Most of the students choose to join the TV station as employees, or make their debut as new actors or singers, and there are many students who have already become famous all over the world during their time in school.
For example, the first Hua Dan of the new generation, Luo Allure...
Luo Chengcheng is the signboard of Shangjiang Drama Academy, she rarely shows up during school, basically runs all kinds of concerts, good family, angelic face, and God-given voice make her famous early, and there are countless admirers during the school.
And Li Ping'an is also one of them, but compared to Luo Chengcheng, which glorifies the entire Huaguo, Li Ping'an is just the light of rice grains, and he dare not peek at it.
After graduating from university, Luo Chengcheng has started a concert tour in China, and Li Ping'an came to the comedians job fair at the headquarters of Shangjiang Taiwan.
Shangjiang Drama Academy is on the side of movies and songs, but why did Li Ping'an choose a comedian, a career that is completely incompatible and even a little out of class?
Because, on the day of graduation, the drunk Li Ping'an slept late in a daze, and a strange memory popped up in his mind.
There are many kinds of variety shows in that place, 'Running Man', 'Extreme Challenge', 'Real Man', 'Mars Intelligence Agency', 'Happy Camp', and many other variety shows are like carp crossing the river...
This made Li Ping'an interested in variety shows, and at the same time, although he blushed a little, he was very talkative and had good kung fu, so he has been struggling with whether to be a comedian these days.
In the end, for an important reason, Li Ping'an had to make this decision...
The money is gone... There's no room for entanglement, so the absurd Li Ping'an came here...
Li Ping'an pulled the backpack strap with both hands, kept padding his heels and watching, and the whole formation slowly moved forward.
"Name... Age... Graduation Campus... Have you ever been a comedian in other stations?"
The question of the registration personnel was very simple, and with the advancement of waves of people, they soon came to Li Ping'an's position.
"Name... Age... Graduate... Forehead... Are you here by mistake?"
A young lady in her mid-twenties, looking at Li Ping'an's eyes lit up, although Li Ping'an was not handsome, but she had seen too many ugly men, at first glance Li Ping'an was okay, so she asked in surprise.
Li Ping'an shook his head, touched his nose, and said, "No, I'm also here to be a comedian." ”
The young lady wrinkled her little nose and glanced at Li Ping'an left and right, to be honest, he was quite a comedian at his appearance, and he really failed.
But since she came, she had no reason to push it out.
nodded, and said in a somewhat softened tone:
"Name..."
"Li Ping'an. ”
"Age...."
"Twenty-one years old. ”
"Graduation Campus..."
"Shangjiang Drama Academy. ”
"Have you ever been in other stations? Wait a minute... Shangjiang Drama Academy?"
The young lady screamed strangely, her eyes widened, and her small mouth opened into an O-shape and said, "Why did Shangjiang Drama Academy come to us to participate in the recruitment?"
Li Ping'an was a little speechless, how could this young lady always be surprised, but she still showed a sincere smile and replied: "Because of interest..."
"Interested?"
"Hmm... I want to put a smile on the faces of as many people as possible. ”
"Uh... Well, it's great..."
The young lady handed the form to Li Ping'an with a strange face, and then whispered, "Come on." ”
"Thank you...."
Li Ping'an excitedly took the order and walked into the door of the Shangjiang headquarters, and a cool air conditioning wind came, which made his slightly apprehensive heart a lot easier.
At this moment, the voice of the next intern was heard behind him...
"Why Mao was so polite to him and so fierce to me?"
"You don't know?.... It's a world of faces. ”
“..........”
......
According to the road signs, Li Ping'an looked left and right like Grandma Liu entering the manor, although he also came to visit once during college, but it was the side door at that time, so he did not see the hall of the general's headquarters.
Looking up, the lights are a little flashy, squinting at it, there are a lot of posters hanging on the ceiling, movies, TV series, variety shows, these are the works of Shangjiangtai, and they are also a favorable competitive resource for Shangjiangtai.
The entire ceiling is lined up in two columns, and there are more than 20 posters hanging one after another, and the atmosphere is vigorous...
Li Ping'an didn't have many opportunities to look at the poster, he knew that he was not here to visit, and he had to hurry up to the interview location.
Turning left and right, Li Ping'an finally found the interview location...
Located at the end of the corridor, there are two rooms, one is the noodle pilot, and the other is the waiting area, Li Ping'an grabbed the information sheet and walked into the waiting area.
The staff on the side gave him a single number, which was No. 103...
Forehead...
Li Ping'an was a little stunned, it seems that he is the last few, he has a few part-time work experience, he knows that in the end, the interviewers are already a little tired, so they are no longer good at interviewing, he secretly said unlucky, but there is no way but to wait honestly...
The number of people is decreasing rapidly, Li Ping'an waits patiently, and at the same time he keeps observing, sometimes the gap between the staff calling the next interviewer will be very long, which means that the interviewer still has some energy.
But as the number of people is getting smaller and smaller, the speed of entering the face-to-face pilot is also accelerating.
Li Ping'an couldn't help sighing, and the interviewer was a little irritable..
"Number 103!"
After the staff shouted, Li Ping'an jumped up like a spring and said loudly: "Here!"
The staff glanced at Li Ping'an and said, "It's time for you to interview, let's go in." ”
Li Ping'an took a deep breath, straightened his dress, walked out of the waiting area with a serious face, and then walked into the opposite noodle pilot.
In the interview area, two men and one woman, not very old, about thirty years old, at this time the man wearing a hat in the middle is holding his chin and yawning, the man on the left is rubbing his temples, and the woman on the right is a little more energetic, but also drinking coffee from time to time to relieve fatigue.
Li Mu probably swept the names of the three people on the table...
"Introduce yourself..."
The chief judge who wore the hat said businessmanly.
Li Ping'an stood opposite, cleared his throat, and said in a soft tone as much as possible: "Hello three chief judges, I am the No. 103 interviewer, my name is Li Ping'an, I am twenty-one years old this year, and I graduated from Shangjiang Drama Academy. ”
Factors such as a soft voice, a refreshing and clean personal introduction, and clear articulation do have a lot of pluses...
Everyone who came to the interview was loudly introduced, wanting to show their confidence, but this was counterproductive, listening to the loud voice all day, Li Ping'an's soft introduction was crooked, at least the three of them sat upright...
"Yo, graduated from a prestigious university, and Luo Chengcheng is from the same school. The female interviewer said with a smile, obviously Li Ping'an's delicate appearance made her feel a lot.
Li Ping'an nodded and said with a smile: "We are one session, but she is a swan, and I am a toad." ”
"You kid... Still want to eat swan meat?"
The interviewer on the right became interested and joked with a smile.
Li Ping'an shrugged his shoulders and said, "Dreams must always be had, even if I am a toad, I can't marry my mother toad, right?"
The three of them were eerily silent, although a brief burst of laughter came...
"Hahaha... This kid is funny!!"
"Gurgle... Female toad, I saw that you looked honest, but I didn't expect to have so many flowers and intestines in my heart. ”
"The little guy has a lot of ideas..."