Text Chapter 551, crazy, crazy!
"I won't practice today, I'll take you out to play."
Several children cheered, only Xu Xingzhu remembered the last incident and was still a little afraid. Xu Xiyan went over and hugged her, "With my aunt here, no one can hurt our family Xingzhu." ”
There is a kind of magic in her words that makes it easy to believe her.
Although Xu Xingzhu is not familiar with Xu Xiyan, he still knows her, and her mother once introduced her to her, this is her aunt and her father's sister.
Xu Xingzhu nodded his little head, "Auntie, you have to protect us!"
Zhu Xingmei saw that no one reported herself, and when she saw a big white cat, she rode up.
Xu Yuanxuan's face sank when he boarded, "Zhu Xingmei, you come down for me!
Xiao San is not something they can ride, that is Xu Yuanxuan's friend, not a minion.
Zhu Xingmei cried when she boarded, and there seemed to be two kelps hanging on her little face.
Xiao San was not happy, thinking that Xu Yuanxuan was making too much of a fuss.
He said, "I like this child, what's wrong with me carrying her? It's like a child riding on an uncle's neck, what are you angry about?" But he knew in his heart that Xu Yuanxuan was respecting him and not allowing children to treat him like animals, although he was moved, what he said was all on Zhu Xingmei's side.
Xu Yuanxuan was also relieved when he heard him explain this.
A few children were startled, "The cat is talking!"
Xu Yuanxuan was embarrassed, "You haven't seen it, it's not an ordinary cat, it's your junior uncle, call it uncle!"
"Uncle..."Several children shouted weakly, only Zhu Xingmei screamed the loudest. This uncle is really good to her, and because she quarreled with her father!
"If you want to carry her, get bigger, how can this head carry people? Don't be stopped by the traffic police at that time!"
“... Isn't it more conspicuous to get bigger? Forget it, whatever you say, I'll do it, anyway, it's your pot that makes a mess. ”
Seo Won-hyun: "..."
With a bang, Xiao San turned into battle mode, and a giant cat with a length of more than fifteen meters and a height of six or seven meters appeared... Fortunately, the yard is big, otherwise it wouldn't have been able to fit him at all.
“... I know you're getting bigger, but you're too big, aren't you?
Xiao San ignored Xu Yuanxuan at all, and rolled several children onto his back with a big tail, one tail for each child, and fixed it. Chong Xu Yuanxuan said, "Throw your fifth child up." ”
Xu Yuanxuan was not afraid that he would not be able to catch it, so he directly threw the fifth child over.
The little third tail curled lightly and caught it steadily.
Zhu Xingtang was not only not afraid, but excitedly shouted "Fly!"
Xu Xiyan looked at Xu Xingzhu and felt that it was better to hold it by himself. "Then I'll take Xingzhu to the gate of the playground and wait for you first, and meet in front of the north gate. ”
Very good, Xu Xiyan came by car... Supercar, with her driving skills, it is estimated that even if it is slower than Xiaosan, it is only slower.
Xiao San didn't wait for Xu Yuanxuan, and disappeared with a jump.
Xu Yuanxuan was stunned, "Hey, hasn't anyone thought about how I got over?"
He shook his head helplessly, so he could only ask the staff of the palace to get a car and drive to the north gate of the amusement park.
When he arrived, Xu Xiyan had just parked the car, and Xiao San'er was stopped by the ticket office on the grounds that "giant pets are not allowed in the amusement park..."
Mistress "..."
Xu Yuanxuan couldn't help it and laughed. Their own children can't say anything about the junior, because the junior is their elder, but outsiders complain about the junior, and Xu Yuanxuan will only watch the excitement. Xu Xiyan also thinks the same way. Although he smiled very reservedly, his smile was undisguised.
Xiao San was speechless... With a bang, it became half a meter tall and about one and a half meters long. "How's that?"
At this moment, a group of police cars, fire trucks, and countless onlookers chased after them.
"Audience friends, we see that this is an eight-tailed cat that is slightly smaller than the original guardian saint of China, and we are now going to pluck up the courage to interview it, please pray for us, don't be slapped flat by it.."
The audience complained, "That cat is often broadcast live, very docile, and occasionally violence is also aimed at bad guys, what are you pretending to be half of garlic?"
The female reporter pretended not to see this, her face was no longer something that these spitting parties could shake!
"Uh... This eight-tailed cat, you are running wild... You have violated countless traffic laws, and as a descendant of the guardian saint of China, what do you have to say to the audience in front of the TV?"
"I'm not a motor vehicle or a non-motor vehicle, so if you humans run 100 meters a second, will it be considered a traffic violation?"
It seems that the traffic law does not say that there is a speed limit for pedestrians, let alone a speed limit for animals.
The reporter was dumbfounded.
The traffic police didn't care about this, and directly pasted the ticket on the door of the little three.
The female traffic policeman said, "I don't care if you are a motor vehicle or a non-motor vehicle, and whether you are an old driver or an old wet machine, I only know that because of you, it has caused a large-scale traffic jam, and you need to be responsible for this, this is only the first ticket, and if I find that your behavior causes more serious consequences, I will also impose an additional fine on you!
Mistress "..."
"Poofhahahaha, no, I can't stand the bird (not wrong) That traffic police lady is domineering enough! I like it!" Xu Yuan squatted on the ground with a smile and slammed the ground, and then Xu Xiyan smiled and leaned back.
A group of onlookers couldn't help laughing, "Poof, this cat looks sluggish, it's really cute." But now I just think it's funny..."
"Oh no, I'm laughing, oh, my kidneys. ”
"Haha, no, haha, I, the gallstones I laughed at are committed again. ”
Xiao San reluctantly took down the ticket with his front paws, and when he saw it, he was fined 10,000 yuan, which turned out to be a lot... He directly threw this thing to Xu Yuanxuan. "Don't look at me and laugh at me, I handed over this ticket when I was free. ”
Xu Yuanxuan laughed while putting the ticket in his pocket, since the traffic police did not deliberately target them, the fine that should be paid still has to be paid.
The junior became smaller, and the people at the ticket office of the amusement park still didn't want him to enter, and then a leader who seemed to be the leader reprimanded them: "You are stupid! With it, the number of visitors today may be ten times greater! In a blink of an eye, he saw Xu Yuanxuan, who had just held back a smile and stood up, and he was frightened, "Give them all free tickets!" You know what?"
Anyway, this is also the royal property to collect their money, and it is just a circle and back to them, and they are good, and they don't sell it for nothing.
Although the conductor was a little straight, she was not stupid, and immediately knew that these people were big shots, but when she saw the attitude of these people towards the traffic police just now, she knew that as long as she was doing right and sitting up straight, these people should not retaliate for personal gain. However, the director said that he would give these people free tickets, and he did not violate professional ethics, so it was natural to be convenient for others.
So Xu Yuanxuan and these people wasted some twists and turns, and finally entered the amusement park.
Sure enough, as soon as Xu Yuanxuan and the others entered, a group of people rushed to the ticket office, "Give me a pass!"
The conductor was stunned, how long has it been since he was here?, "I'm sorry that the pass has been discontinued, now you can get a recharge card, and the unused money can be refunded directly, do you want to apply for a card?"
"Then get me a card, a thousand.. It should be enough to have a good time, right?
"Hurry up ahead, hey, the conductor, I'll get a thousand..."
"Me too!"
The conductor stroked his forehead, crazy, all crazy!
Now the amusement park is very old because the facilities are very old, so there are not many people, and compared with the time when Xu Yuanxuan brought Zhu Yumeng a long time ago, the flow of people is more than ten times worse. But even so, there are still some people in the amusement park, especially in front of the Ferris wheel.
Fortunately, Xu Yuanxuan and the children are not interested in the Ferris wheel, and the real-life battlefield that Xu Xingye and Zhu Xingzuo like more often has a virtual chariot fighting project today, so there are also a lot of queues. Xu Yuanxuan looked at the time and felt that it was better to go over early to play, it was still a time when there were fewer people, and if he waited a little longer until it was almost noon, it was estimated that there would be more people.
suggested, "Let's go to the real battlefield first, you can't play, junior, help me watch the child." ”
Xu Xiyan is not interested in this thing, "I don't play either, and Xingzhu is probably not interested either, isn't it?"
Xu Xingzhu gave her a lot of face, nodded violently, and showed that he was not interested.
Xu Yuanxuan counted, himself, Xu Xingye, Zhu Xingzuo, Zhu Xingmei There are a total of four people playing, and there is a lack of one person to form a team... It doesn't matter anymore.
"Okay, let's go with the four of us. ”