Zhou Jiu: Can I not drink?

Xiao Guo: What do you think?

Zhou Jiu: I think so.

Xiao Guo: I don't think so.

It has always been only Zhou Jiu who said that others can't, and this is the first time someone has said no to Zhou Jiu, and I have to say that this feeling is still very novel.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, forcibly suppressed his desire to overturn the bowl in front of him, and tried his best to make this matter over.

However, people are watching the sky, and they often pit others too much, and now they are in trouble, and there are more people who want to see him make a fool of himself.

A few adults who were barely holding a piece of melon to nibble on the side stared at this side with bright eyes, knowing that they were watching the excitement, and those who didn't know didn't know what they were looking at.

Zhou Jiu stepped on the claws, and was very insincere: "I want to keep it for a while to drink, I'm quite full now, and the delicious things have to be kept until the end......"

A serious and blind look easily amused Old Xu and Uncle Li on the other side, and even Xiao Zhang, who was standing next to him, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

However, everyone has a tacit understanding that they did not open their mouths to expose Zhou Jiu's blindness, after all, if they exposed him at this time, they would be properly remembered.

And what he said was really nonsense, Xiao Guo is not stupid, how could he not hear the meaning of shirk.

Xiao Guo: "Do you really joe this is delicious, do you have to save it for the end to eat?" happy~ Of course you can." ”

Mr. Xu: ......

Uncle Li: ......

Xiao Zhang: I didn't expect him, he's really stupid.

Xiao Guo didn't think about it at all, since Zhou Jiudu had already said so, he naturally pushed the boat with the letter.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and breathed a sigh of relief, watching Xiao Guo carefully put all the soup in the pot into the cupboard, only to feel that he had just fought a fierce battle.

Maybe it's not just a vicious battle, but also a vicious war where there is no way to retreat from the disparity in strength between the enemy and us.

After seeing Zhou Jiu breathe a sigh of relief, Xu Lao silently beckoned Xiao Guo over.

Zhou Jiu saw Xiao Guo running over, and then the old man began to give Xiao Guo a small lesson, and he felt that something was wrong.

Don't think he doesn't know, betting on a bowl of soup is definitely teaching children how to deal with him.

Elder Xu knew that Zhou Jiu's senses were keen, but he didn't know that he was keen, and he could hear his whispered words that he had specially lowered his voice ten steps away, and he was still teaching the children to teach happily.

"Let me tell you, when you ask this starling when he will drink the soup, you must not just ask him when it is, but ask in that tone of choice. ”

Xiao Guo didn't understand why, but he still imitated an example very seriously: "Do you want to drink soup now, or do you want to drink soup later?"

Xu Lao touched his chin: "How do you think it will answer you?"

Xiao Guo is just simple, and he is not without reasoning ability, just think about it and know Zhou Jiu's answer, it is impossible to say not to lose it for a while, and silently lowered his head.

"You also know its temper, if you don't force it, it won't listen to you, and if you push it, it will go against the grain, but it's hard to serve. So to get it right, the tone of your choice is a little bit smaller. ”

Xiao Guo was ignorant.

Xu Lao gave an example: "Crow, do you drink it now, or ten minutes later?"

Xiao Guo blinked his eyes twice, and his eyes widened with sudden realization.

This selective tone invisibly gives people a psychological premise that they must drink, and avoids the option of choosing not to drink.

And the time rules now and ten minutes later make it impossible to delay time, and this matter must be resolved.

At the same time, although these words are constantly forcing people to make decisions, they do not give people much of a sense of urgency, and they will not arouse the resistance of others, which can be described as clever.

After the initiation, Xiao Guo glanced back at Zhou Jiu, smiling like a flower.

Week 9: ......

That's really enough.

After Xu Lao said this, he also looked at Zhou Jiu with a smile, and Zhou Jiu turned his head angrily.

All conspiracies and tricks are paper tigers in the face of absolute power, and these fancy intestines may be of some use when Zhou Jiu doesn't know it.

In the case that Zhou Jiu already knew, it would be basically impossible to call him fooled again.

But stabbing the knife in the back like this is really a bit unpleasant for the birds, so you want my brother to eat those soups that taste extremely strange?

I don't understand this brain circuit.

Since you are so looking forward to the bird master's hardships and sourness......

Zhou Jiu stepped on the claws, secretly rubbed and flew to the stove on the side, calmly pretending that nothing had happened, as if he was just casually settling down, and there was no thought of adding a few spoonfuls of salt to the pot and pouring a small half bottle of vinegar without anyone being prepared.

Xu Lao and Xiao Guo looked at Zhou Jiu, and after a while, they felt that he still couldn't hear the sound of them talking, and then retracted and continued, seeing that Zhou Jiu's claws were itchy.

Xiao Zhang didn't last long, and at this time he probably ran to the living room to find water to dilute the strange smell in his mouth, and in the entire kitchen, there was only one Uncle Li, who was usually not a threat, who had the leisure to pay attention to Zhou Jiu.

Zhou Jiu raised his head and glanced at Uncle Xiao Li, Uncle Li looked down at Zhou Jiu, and when his eyes met, Uncle Xiao Li's face was really loving.

Week 9: ......

Don't think that Zhou Jiu doesn't know, when Uncle Xiao Li cut those hard bacon before, it was like cutting a little cabbage, and he looked loving.

Zhou Jiu quietly withdrew his claw and took it under himself, avoiding Uncle Li's loving eyes.

Zhou Jiu shrunk his paws, and suddenly thought of the slogan he saw on the wall of a certain store a long time ago, when he went shopping alone.

Do not stretch out your hand, for you will be caught.

I don't know why, but I always feel that this sentence is used here and now, which is particularly appropriate......

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, feeling that the words of don't mess with the cook were really very meaningful.

If you think about it, it's not a simple thing to say that after messing with the cook, you can only eat food that tastes strange.

It's a reminder to cherish life.

Even if you don't have a big waist and a round waist when cooking all year round, the strength of the pot and cutting vegetables should not be underestimated.

What's more, he is still holding a murder weapon, and at a glance, he knows which piece of meat on his body is easier to knife.

People don't need to secretly rub the dishes to make them unpalatable, or poison the food behind them, and they can kill people when they are frontal, which is completely the setting of a small boss.

Zhou Jiu slipped off the stove with his steps.

It is not easy for birds to live, but they can do it and cherish it.