Standing cautiously against the wall, the budgie hidden by the outer wall of the bathroom moved its feathers.

After hearing the sound of the door closing, he sighed in disappointment.

When he was done, he waved his wings and slapped his mouth, as if he regretted that his voice was so loud.

After all, if this look is heard by the boss in the bathroom, he will definitely be able to react, and he will try to peep in his bath and do sabotage, if the big demon king knows, he may not be punished for it.

Just as he was thinking this, the bathroom door opened again.

The budgie thought that things had taken a turn for the better, and he was busy standing against the wall, but he didn't hehehe.

Then it was dark in front of me, and I saw a black hair with a black face.

Budgerigar:......

Zhou Jiu: "Huh." ”

Budgie Cocket: "...... Mommy!"

The budgie parrot's first reaction was to tremble, and then before it could tremble, Zhou Jiu's black face frightened all its fright, and after calling his mother in fright, he subconsciously began to curry favor and beg for mercy.

Budgie Parrot: "Big - Big Brother ......"

Zhou Jiu ignored the budgie and began his dark little story: "Do you know the all-bird feast?"

"There is a very special dish at the feast of birds, this dish is made with the eyes of birds, and the name is very good, called Zhuyu in front. If you want to make a dish, you have to kill a hundred birds and take their eyes. ”

The budgies shivered.

Zhou Jiu: "It would be too cruel to kill so many birds to make this dish, so the cooks tried to find some birds who made mistakes to make this dish." But how do you define a bird's mistake? They asked a beautiful woman to bathe in front of someone's bird cage, and the birds who came close to the bird cage to look at it were basically caught and gouged out their eyes, do you think they did that?"

Budgies cover their eyes.

After hearing this, the budgie only felt that its eyes hurt, and it must have wanted to say that it was wrong.

But looking at Zhou Jiu's black face, it really didn't have the courage to spit out these words.

"Then you think I'm right, right?"

This sentence is a bit of a question, according to the general thinking, this should be asked: Do you think the cooks are doing the right thing?

However, what Zhou Jiu said was: Then do you think I am right?

This sentence must not just ask the cook if it is right to do this, but insinuate that if he does what the cook does next, it will be considered right in the budgies' heart.

Except for Zhou Jiu, there are no other birds in this house, just budgies.

The budgie doesn't need to use his brain, he can know who Zhou Jiu is referring to if he gouges out his eyes like a cook.

Suddenly frightened, his wings spread out and stuck to the wall, which was called a fart and urine.

Budgie Parrot: "Boom!"

"Now you know that it's okay, why don't you have a longer memory in normal times?"

Budgie Parrot: "It's long." ”

Zhou Jiu patted the floor with his paws: "Tell me when you have a long memory?" I told you not to drive casually, and you don't say hello at all when you drive." It doesn't matter if others have a ticket or not, whether they sit firmly and fasten their seatbelts. The people in the family have been thrown out by you directly by car several times, you call it a long memory?"

The budgie didn't speak.

Zhou Jiu challenged again: "Besides, when will you be able to fix this obscene problem? This is not once or twice, I have already warned you yesterday when you wanted to do something to Qi Guanguan." As a result, today you are still trying to peep at me taking a bath, and your courage is getting bigger and bigger, and your taste is getting heavier and heavier!"

Although Zhou Jiu didn't want to admit it, in fact, it was indeed obscene to flirt with such a beautiful and cute little girl as Qi Guanguan.

Running here to peep at Zhou Jiu just such a starling bath, that's purely perverted, and I don't know what the budgie is trying to do.

Budgie: "A daughter is flesh and bone made of water, and a man is flesh and bone made of mud." When I see my daughter, I feel refreshed, and when I see a man, I feel turbid and smelly......"

Zhou Jiu: "Do you mean that I am a woman or am I smelly?"

The budgie raised its wings and slapped its beak decisively, indicating that it had said the wrong thing and sincerely saying that it was willing to be punished.

Of course, I've already slapped my mouth and punished myself.

Week 9: ......

Zhou Jiu was also holding his breath, he always had the idea that as long as his own education method was appropriate, he could turn the minds of the little pets in the family around.

However, it was only now that he finally realized that the husky's kind of death, the little squirrel's stupidity, and the budgie parrot's flirtatious were completely engraved in the bones, and they couldn't turn around at all.

The budgie flapped its wings cautiously, looked at Zhou Jiu's face, and for a moment felt that because the boss was unhappy, he should say a few more words to coax him.

Didn't he just mind that he was unhappy because he said that he was smelly and stinky, so it was right to praise him vigorously at this time, and if he praised him happily, he would let himself go.

The budgie cleared its throat.

"There are such people in the world! Now it seems that I have become a mud pig and a leper dog. I hate why I was born in this house of the Houmen Mansion, if I was also born in the family of the poor eunuch, I would have befriended him earlier, and I would not have been born in vain. Even though I am more noble than him, I know that the splendid sara is no more than a dead wood and a lamb of wine, and it is no more than filling my dung hole and mud ditch. The word 'wealthy' was unexpectedly poisoned by me!"

The lines are used here in a nondescript manner, and the voice is pretentious.

Week 9: ...... Moma is tired.

In the past, budgies also liked to say this when they were pleasing people, and Zhou Jiu didn't feel anything at that time.

But in the previous process when the budgie wanted to play with the little squirrel, after bringing out the two characters Qin Zhong and Jiang Yuhan in the Dream of Red Mansions, Zhou Jiu had a different perception of this passage.

I've really been with the old driver for a long time, and everything I see is colored......

Zhou Jiu tried to reflect on himself, but he still felt that according to Baoyu's obsession with the Dream of Red Mansions, it was impossible not to have seen this kind of content in the forum of Dream of Red Mansions on TV.

So, since it knows it, it still has to say that, nine times out of ten, it is deliberate.

"Don't think I don't know if this is what you think of Qin Zhong! Mom, you didn't tease the little girl enough, and you came to tease Lao Tzu, a big man, are you a sandbag?

The budgie chirps and chirps in its mouth, which is called a chirp and chirp.

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