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"Sister-sister-no, I'...... I'm killing someone!" Li Zhi rushed to the front yard, shouting breathlessly, tears still rushing from the corners of his eyes.
"Sister, I'...... I gave the man in the yard to ...... Hammer to death...... Woo woo woo...... "Li Zhi cried, "I...... I really didn't mean it, I just helped him get smooth, but I didn't expect to shoot him to death, sister, what should I do, woo woo......"
"Hold back!" A loud shout made Li Zhi excited, and suddenly his tears stopped, and he sniffed and pumped his snot back.
"Look at your little breath!" A strong man with knotted muscles and a foot of 1.8 meters put down the blacksmith's hammer, turned around, and glared at Li Zhi.
Li Zhi was stunned.
This is his ...... Sister?
The double girl is in a bun, but she has a face full of horizontal flesh, and her clothes are feminine, but how are the bulging muscle bumps on her body fat?
Is this really a woman?
That's what it is...... The power of the curse?
"Get up! A big man doesn't look like a big man, isn't there a shame!" The woman's angry shouts came from the mouth of a muscular man, and Li Zhi was as awkward as he wanted at the moment.
Although he knew that his sister was cursed, at this moment, he still felt incredible.
Li Zhi subconsciously stood up, brushed the dust off his knees, looked at Li Lulu a little weakly, and didn't dare to speak.
"You say, that man was shot to death by you?" Li Lulu wrapped her hands around her chest, and her muscles were suddenly squeezed and almost exploded, and Li Zhi subconsciously twitched.
"Hmm...... Well, I'll help him get ......."
"Play dead, play dead, explain a yarn. ”
"Huh?" Li Zhi was stunned, "But I ......"
"But what? Didn't you think that your cheap brother-in-law would die? Since you accidentally shot him to death, let's do it, and I'll be done with a monument to him. ”
Li Zhi looked at Li Lulu's breezy appearance, and his brain was a little stiff.
Brother-in-law?
I think my brother-in-law died young?
What the hell is this?
No, no, no, I slapped my brother-in-law to death?
And...... Why isn't my sister sad at all!?
Li Zhi's eyes widened, with an expression of disbelief.
"Little dead ghost, you forgot all the good things you did, why do you have that expression?" Li Lulu suddenly "smiled", and she didn't have a good breath. But in Li Zhi's eyes, his expression was absolutely terrifying.
Small...... Dead?
Don't......
In Li Zhi's mind, a bunch of memories suddenly popped up again, and this time, it was all about him and his sister Li Lulu.
White Flower ...... Round ......
(ÒωÓױ)!
Li Zhi felt that his brain was a little insufficient.
He, his relationship with Li Lulu, turned out to be like that?
Li Zhi couldn't believe it.
It's terrible!
It turned out that Li Zhi once took advantage of his sister's inattention and took the opportunity to possess her when she changed back to her original appearance!
What's even more careless is that my sister is pregnant!
So in order to cover up the ugliness of the family, he got a brother-in-law to cover people's eyes. And the reason why the brother-in-law was sick was because he really wanted to take advantage of his sister on the wedding night, but the sister turned back into a muscular man at that time, beat the brother-in-law violently, abolished the fighting spirit, and then left the root of the disease. Then, the Li family doesn't have to think about whether the family is ugly or not, because the family is gone, and they are the only ones left.
Oh, almost forgot, there is also a titular little niece, but in reality, his child!
Lying on the grass!
Lay on the grass!
"Sister...... Sister, aren't we afraid of river crab beasts?" Li Zhi suddenly burst out with a sentence, and he didn't know what it meant.
"What the hell is that river crab beast?" Li Lulu looked disdainful, "Besides, there are any divine beasts and demonic beasts in this world, which have been hunted and killed a long time ago." The bullshit river crab you said, come and die one by one. ”
"This ...... So hanging?" Li Zhi was shocked. "By the way, sister, are we...... Are they brothers and sisters?"
Li Zhi asked cautiously.
Then he was slashed with a slap.
"Idiot, how can it be a kiss? dear, the dead ghost daddy can't interrupt your life!" Li Lulu said angrily, "You are the old ghost daddy picked up from the garbage heap, stupid!"
After Li Lulu finished speaking, she turned around and continued to strike iron. "Hurry up and cook, my kids and I haven't eaten yet!"
Immediately after, the sound of hammers and soldering irons striking sounded pleasantly.
Li Zhi was stunned in place, and after a while, he came back to his senses.
"It's so good, it's good that it's not a brother and sister, otherwise it's orthopedics, my dad has to beat me to death, and I can't even book a bed...... Alas, Daddy has already returned, so don't worry about that. ”
Li Zhi was distracted, with a bunch of chaotic thoughts in his head, and his eyes were blank.
"Hey, why haven't you left yet?" Li Lulu turned her head and saw Li Zhi looking behind her in distraction, her face suddenly turned red, and her voice suddenly became quieter. "Inside, go to my place tonight, I have a hunch that I can change back to the way I was. ”
Li Zhi's eyes widened.
"Also, go buy some medicine yourself, don't wilt in two strokes, if you want to make me unhappy today, I'll cuckold you tomorrow!"
The sound of striking iron sounded again, but the rhythm was completely chaotic.
Li Zhi was stunned for a long time, and suddenly rushed out of the house with a roar and went straight to the pharmacy......
At the head of the bed, Li Zhi hugged Li Lulu, who had turned back into a big beauty, and was refreshed for a while.
"Little dead ghost, you're pretty good today. Li Lulu blushed and gave Li Zhi a look, but even if she didn't use her fighting spirit, her body that had been trained by striking iron all day long had amazing strength, and she suddenly made Li Zhi cough.
Li Lulu pursed her mouth and rubbed Li Zhi distressedly, but she sighed in her heart. This cheap brother of mine is really too weak and weak, and he can't even practice his fighting spirit, otherwise she will definitely be more refreshed...... Ahem.
"Sister, you teach me to strike iron and fight spirit, I'm not afraid of death, I don't want you to work anymore. I'm a man, I should raise you!" Li Zhi suddenly hugged Li Lulu tightly, turned his head to look at her, and his eyes were extremely determined.
Although it was not the first time he had been like Li Lulu, he had a feeling of the first time, so a strong sense of responsibility came to his heart.
Li Lulu wanted to laugh at the two as before, but looking at Li Zhi's serious eyes, which were completely different from before, she was stunned for a long time.
The face suddenly turned red, and the eyes were full of tears.
"Dead little ghost!" Li Lulu suddenly hugged Li Zhi, choked and screamed, and then frantically hammered him on the back.
Li Zhi was hammered so that his chest shook and he almost coughed up blood, but Li Lulu came back to his senses and stopped.
Hugging Li Zhi tightly, Li Lulu leaned on Li Zhi's chest, feeling the powerful beating of her heart and the fiery breath, her heart was full of emotion and happiness.
But...... There was no way she could agree to that.
"Ah Zhi, my sister is very moved, really, but the blacksmith hammer, I won't let you touch it if I die. Li Lulu raised her head, but on her delicate cheeks, there was unshakable seriousness and firmness.
"Don't forget the curse of the Li family, if you don't touch the blacksmith's hammer, I can stay with you for a few years, but if you touch it, you may leave me at any time, so whether it's for you or for myself, I won't let you touch it!"
Li Lulu suddenly smiled. "Sister can hear your words, I am really happy, I am also very moved, and I die without regrets. But you dispel this idea, my sister has a fighting spirit, and she has experience, build some hoes and shovels or something, you can feed us, you can rest assured at home, wait for you to go, my sister will settle Xiaoxiao, and follow you over, okay?"