111:Help you cultivate immortals (2nd watch)
"Boss, what's going on!Why did you post so many tickets?!"
Ah Hu, who went out of the jewelry store with Jiang Hua, took the lead in walking next to Lamborghini, and when he was about to open the car door for Jiang Hua, he was shocked by the ticket on the glass.
Jiang Hua pouted: "Isn't it just a ticket for making a fuss?"
"What's the end of one!" Ah Hu finished counting one by one, "This Nima has thirty-five tickets! What is this traffic policeman doing?!"
"?" Jiang Hua opened his mouth in shock, and hurriedly ran over to take a look, really, the car windows were all plastered!
Jiang Hua carefully looked at the position where he parked, and parked in the white frame impartially, and there was no place to pop his head at all! When he looked at the car next to him, he was even more angry! Those illegally parked cars were not posted, but his own car was posted!
Although there is not much money for these tickets, as for the deduction of points, it is better to say that it is enough to spend money to buy points, mainly because it is inexplicable, and I can't be angry!
At this time, a traffic police motorcycle slowly drove over and told Jiang Hua the answer.
"You're not parking the right car!
Jiang Hua was stunned for a moment, as if it was Wang Yunzhi's voice, he couldn't see his face while wearing a helmet, but he couldn't stand Jiang Hua's perspective, and his eyes saw the face clearly through the black sunshade mask, which was Wang Yunzhi.
"It's you again?!What are you doing?!Why is my car parked wrong?" Jiang Hua stared at Wang Yunzhi and posted another ticket.
Wang Yunzhi opened the mask: "If I say it's not right, it's not right! From today onwards, I'll be staring at you! Go pay the fine and deduct points immediately, otherwise you will be dragged away directly!"
Ah Hu was annoyed, whether it was a traffic police officer or not, whether it was a woman or not, as long as he dared to bully the boss, he couldn't do it! And just when he was about to do it, he was pulled away by Jiang Hua: "Ah Hu, go and call a taxi!" Ah Hu obediently went.
Wang Yunzhi sneered, seeing that Jiang Hua was about to give up like this, he immediately took out the walkie-talkie: "Drive the trailer over! There is a car illegally parked, and it will be towed away directly! It's better to smash it!"
Ah Hu stood on the side of the road and shouted: "Boss, the car is coming!"
Jiang Hua answered and walked over, but the moment he closed the car door, Wang Yunzhi seemed to hear the sound of his underwear being unbuttoned again-pop!
"Damn!" Wang Yunzhi picked up his key in anger and scribbled on Jiang Hua's hood: Despicable villain! Shameless and obscene!
And Jiang Hua, under the leadership of Ah Hu, came to the temporary residence of Ah Hu and Qianyang, which was a very cheap hotel.
"Ah Hu, what about the money I gave you? Why do you live here!"
"Boss, that's your money, I have to save you some!"
"You..."Jiang Hua pouted, "I'll just go up myself, you go and book a room in a five-star hotel now, you two will live for a year! It's best not too far from where I live, go quickly!"
Ah Hu nodded, and after telling Jiang Hua the room number, he left first.
Jiang Hua found the room and knocked on the door: "Qianyang?"
"Hmm, master!" The old man Qianyang was meditating and cultivating, and when he heard Jiang Hua's voice coldly, he was still a little excited in his heart, and he opened the door with a wave of dust.
Jiang Hua found that the door opened by himself, and saw Qianyang sitting on the bed, and couldn't help but be a little suspicious: "This is an automatic door?
"Master, please take a seat!" Qianyang immediately got up and moved a chair over, "I opened the door with a whisk!
"Oh!" Jiang Hua smiled, "What, isn't it boring to stay here alone?
"The mountains are clean, but they are too deserted!"
"What about meditation?"
"It's a cultivation, let's see if I can break through and enter the realm of cultivating immortals! If I enter the realm of cultivating immortals, I can be regarded as an immortal! Hehe! As long as I enter the realm of cultivating immortals, I will be an immortal! Although I am still a mortal, I can also live forever, and all kinds of spells are at my fingertips!" Qianyang smiled a little embarrassedly, "But I may have too poor qualifications to compare to you, master!"
"What do you mean by Xuan Xian?"
Qianyang smiled: "Xuan Xian is the worst immortal, such as Huang Feihu; further up is the true immortal, such as Yang Jian; then there is Taiyi Immortal, such as Sun Wukong; and then there are immortals, such as Donghuang Taiyi; and then there is the Mixed Yuan Wuji Taishang Da Luo Jin Immortal, such as Nuwa Niangniang, etc.! And we mortals, if we can cultivate to Xuan Xian, it is already the highest level! But there are also several kinds of Xuan Immortals, so let's not talk about it!"
Jiang Hua immediately asked, "What about Pangu?"
Qianyang pondered for a while, and his eyebrows tightened: "Pangu is the righteous god who opened the world! In fact, there has always been a debate, arguing about who is the first god between him and Hongjun Ancestor! Some people say that Hongjun Ancestor has existed since the time when the heavens and the earth were not opened; some people say that Pangu, after all, Pangu opened the world, but Hongjun Ancestor did not! It's hard to tell! It's not one or two!"
Jiang Hua listened to it in a fog, and said in his heart that I should be more familiar with Pangu, right? After all, I have seen it once.
Jiang Hua suddenly seemed to think of something, and immediately summoned the system in his consciousness: "If I have cultivated 1 million immortal cultivation values, is it a Xuan Immortal, or is it a Da Luo Jin Immortal?"
The system didn't say it explicitly, but sold a pass: [You'll know when the time comes, hehe!]
Jiang Hua heard the meaning of the system, and he wouldn't tell himself, so he didn't ask any further, but stared at Qianyang tightly: "Qianyang, if you want to enter the immortal cultivation realm, I can help you!"
"Master, can you help me become an immortal?" The old man of Qianyang stood there motionless like a wood, staring at Jiang Hua with two eyes, "Master, no! Master, what you said is true?"
Jiang Hua smiled: "What's so strange about me helping you become an immortal? But which realm you reach depends on your creation! You watch the door now, don't touch me, and don't let anyone disturb me, understand?"
"Understood!"
Then Jiang Hua once again used his consciousness to meet Pangu.
"Lao Pan, come and talk for a while, talk to you about something!" Jiang Hua beckoned to Pangu, very enthusiastic.
"Creditor, why are you here again? This time you don't want to take the Pangu Axe away, right?
Jiang Hua smiled and hugged Pangu's shoulder: "How is the relationship between our brothers? You said yourself, I have lent you the Pangu axe to play until now, is it interesting enough?"
"That's interesting! But the Pangu Axe can't pay you back! Don't even think about it!"
"That's, can I still ask you for this relationship between our brothers? I will send you to play directly!" Jiang Hua patted Pangu's shoulder, his heart was so happy that he was dying, Lao Tzu patted Pangu's shoulder.
asked again: "Ask you something, who is better between you and Hongjun?"
Pangu smiled: "It's not equal! Actually, the most powerful is the Founding Yuan Spirit! What are you asking for?"
"Oh, it's just boring! That's it, I have a little brother who wants to cultivate immortals, but he can't, what can you do?"
"That's it?" Pangu breathed a sigh of relief, "Big brother, I thought you wanted Pangu Axe from me! He's a mortal, it's really difficult to cultivate immortals! There are ways, but it depends on his creation in which realm he can go! But I guess, that is, an immortal who is garbage!"
As he spoke, Pangu rubbed his hand on his body, rubbed a layer of mud, and handed it to Jiang Hua in the shape of a round ball with his hand: "Just give it to him! But let's say it in advance, just this time! Directly help an uncultivated mortal become a little immortal, but it violates my principles! If it weren't for the good relationship between the two of us, I wouldn't take care of you!"
Jiang Hua frowned, held back his disgust and said, "Lao Pan, can you eat this thing?
"I can still lie to you! Just take it! I won't be wrong with me!"
Jiang Hua held back his nausea, took out a tissue from his pocket and wrapped the mud ball on Pangu's body: "Okay, I'll go first, we'll talk next time!"
However, the moment he opened his eyes, he suddenly thought: If Lao Tzu went to other people to ask for a few such things, and gave them all to Han Yiliu and Lu Qingyi to eat, wouldn't it be okay?
However, as soon as he came up with this idea, the system suddenly jumped out: "What do you think about the host? Don't talk about it last time, the book of life and death does not have their lives, and their future is determined by you! You can't do this, don't even think about it! You can only eat Qianyang alone, and whoever eats it will die, except for you! But it's useless if you eat it!]
Jiang Hua: "Grass, such a disgusting thing, can Lao Tzu eat it?"
Jiang Hua then sighed and called Qianyang over: "Eat!"
"Just eat it!"
"Try it, you shouldn't be able to die!" Jiang Hua scratched his head, looking at the mud ball, he didn't know if it was useful.
"Master, why does this thing stink so much!"
"You know a fart, the more stinky the better, can I still hurt you?