268:The Nth Method of Cultivating Immortals (4-5)
The two lingered for a while, and after washing off the foam and some inexplicable liquids on their bodies together, Han Yiliu put on his clothes and went back to his room to sleep!
She couldn't understand why Jiang Hua could be so brave, and now she could still feel a faint pain when she walked, but this pain made her very satisfied.
Jiang Hua sat on the chair by the window of the room and smoked a cigarette silently, staring at the rising sun outside the window and sighed silently: It's so cool!
"It's good to be a scumbag~" Jiang Hua said, a sly smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, but before the smile had completely fallen, he heard Su Ziyao's voice: [Jiang Hua, your immortal cultivation value has increased by 125,360 points!
Su Ziyao's tone was full of excitement, because she had found another way to allow Jiang Hua to increase her immortal cultivation value, so that her hope of reappearing in human form would be greater and greater!
But behind the excitement is a deep melancholy, she is also afraid that Jiang Hua will awaken and activate the Lord of Demons!
On the one hand, it is emotional, and on the other hand, it is rational.
Su Ziyao stood in the middle of the two, not knowing where to go! Sensuality made her impatient to ask Jiang Hua to quickly increase the immortal cultivation value to 1 million, but rationality made her hope that Jiang Hua would stay still!
Although Jiang Hua can't be incarnated as Hongjun Ancestor, he can also live a carefree life for the rest of his life. Su Ziyao also asked herself, this way may be good for everyone!
But Jiang Hua didn't think about it so much, but was extremely excited, and the groggy brain and body emptiness that hadn't slept all night disappeared in an instant, and said happily: "What's the matter? Could it be that Han Yiliu has some kind of abnormal physique?!"
【...... No!] Su Ziyao sighed softly, because she was in Jiang Hua's body, she knew Jiang Hua's every move well, and she could say that she had witnessed it with her own eyes!
She remembered how Jiang Hua treated Han Yiliu and how she kissed Han Yiliu, which made Su Ziyao a little restless and jealous at the same time, and her heart was even more sour!
Then he said: "Her physique is very average... It's just that the footage of you and Chen Yuandong racing last night was captured by a few field photographers and put on Douyin, which attracted strong attention!]
Hearing this, Jiang Hua was stunned for a moment, silently opened his mobile phone, and opened Douyin. As soon as I opened Douyin, it was a picture of myself and Chen Yuandong racing cars!
All he saw was his black Jetta and it passed by.
The first half of the video is at normal speed, and the second half is played at a slow speed!
Click on the comments and take a look, some say it's awesome, and some spray it!
"Cut! pose for a picture, black Jetta, I thought it was AE86!"
"Isn't this looking for death when you drive so fast? I don't believe it's true!"
"Hehe! garbage!
"Isn't it good for rich people to play with women? Do you have to blow up the streets? Think you're handsome?"
"Actually, it's just two fools!"
"Damn! It's so handsome! This black Jetta is awesome! How fast can it be? Illegal car modification!"
"That's right, it's definitely changed to nitrogen!"
"I'm a girl, I don't understand! I just want to know the guy who drove the Jetta, how can it be so fast?"
"Hehe, can't you just go thousands of miles to send?
Jiang Hua scratched his head and asked, "Senior Sister Su, does this mean anything?
Su Ziyao smiled: [No! The main thing is the number of likes you have! The number of likes has reached 1253600! Subtract a 0, which is the cultivation value you have obtained!]
Jiang Hua rolled his eyes and said hurriedly: "Didn't you always ask me to reach 1 million immortal cultivation value? I found an opportunity! By the way, how much am my immortal cultivation value now?"
Su Ziyao thought for a while, and suddenly said angrily: "you! Except for this one, the remaining 90% of your immortal cultivation value is more than 100,000 by mistake, and the rest of the 90% are double cultivated with women!
Jiang Hua was completely stunned, gasped, and said cautiously: "Sister, I'm not proud, I'm not just asking my immortal cultivation value... Why are you so excited?
[Get out! What does a person who is neither south nor north say to make a sound?
Jiang Hua pursed his lips, and he didn't know which piece of Su Ziyao's cheese he had moved would make Su Ziyao lose such a big temper.
He pinched out his cigarette butt, frantically brushed Douyin, and found a few short videos of beautiful women dancing "Na Na Na" and "Jumping Cha Cha" and saved them.
What does Jiang Hua think: If I open a Douyin account by myself and steal some videos and post them, won't I be able to get more likes? What is the way to catch ghosts and increase the value of cultivating immortals, just go to him! Anyway, there are so many otaku on Douyin, I'm not afraid that no one will like it!
"By the way, do you want to catch ghosts for Wang Lang?" As soon as he thought of the method of catching a hundred ghosts, Jiang Hua remembered that he had agreed to Wang Lang's request.
Now that the Kamen Rider affair is over, I have to find a chance to fulfill my promise!
"I'll talk about it later..."Jiang Hua scratched his head, and put his focus on stealing short videos of beautiful women.
After stealing the short videos of ten beauties, Jiang Hua posted them on his Douyin. It's been half an hour, and the total number of likes has increased to more than a thousand, and if you subtract a zero, you can get more than 100 cultivation points.
So Jiang Hua immediately asked, "Sister Su, has my immortal cultivation value risen?"
[No!] Su Ziyao pouted helplessly, [You got the relationship wrong, you know, right? The reason why drag racing will provide you with immortal cultivation points is because it is something you made yourself! What does it have to do with you? Why don't you wear a skirt and dance?]
Jiang Hua scratched his head helplessly, anxious: "Then didn't you say it earlier? Okay, then I'm going to take a picture myself, right? I'll go to that mountain road again, won't I?"
Hearing this, Su Ziyao frowned, and said secretly in her heart: No! Although it is true that this method can quickly increase the value of cultivating immortals, what about the future? Jiang Hua has not completely conquered this earth, and his strength is still far behind!
Hurriedly said: [No! This method is not allowed to be used again from now on!You can only rely on other methods to increase the value of cultivating immortals!]
"Why? Isn't this method fast? I'll float a few more times, and reach a million immortal cultivation points in minutes! Isn't this something you've been thinking about?"
There are still a lot of immortal cultivators and demon cultivators you can't beat, right? You haven't even solved some Oriental ninjas! Not to mention that there are so many martial arts masters! Even foreign magicians!
Speaking of this, Su Ziyao suddenly closed her mouth, and said anxiously: Yes, I seem to have said a lot, and I am afraid it is not a good thing to tell him at once!
Although Su Ziyao closed her mouth, Jiang Hua heard it clearly, and said, "What is it? Is this necessarily related to me?"
For the current Jiang Hua, even if Su Ziyao told him that there were Transformers in this world, he would be convinced!
Su Ziyao said: [It's not related, I'm joking with you!But you are not allowed to use this method to increase the immortal cultivation value again!This is my first warning and the last warning! It's not suitable to joke with you!Do you remember the electrocution?]
Jiang Hua pursed his lips and complained: "Okay, okay, okay! What you say is what! Don't bother, I'm going to sleep for a while!"
(End of chapter)