73: Exam, suddenly become a doctor
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After eating, I went to the test center.
The imaginary scene of a large number of candidates whispering and communicating in the classroom did not appear, because he missed the time of the unified examination, and there was no one in the same batch as him!
Meng Salary is a little disappointed, and the opportunity to lose the festival can only fall on the invigilator now.
Meng Xin looked at the staff member who was confirming his identity, but his eyes penetrated through many obstacles and fell on the invigilator who didn't know where he was. The staff suddenly froze.
How do you feel that someone is raping you?
As soon as the staff looked up, they found Meng Xin's deep gaze, shivered again, and hurriedly accelerated the steps. "This is your admission ticket, please take it and go to the examination room 241. β
Meng Xin took the card and left with a smile.
When the examination room arrived, Meng pushed the door in. The room was huge, the kind of classroom that was a little bigger than the lecture hall. The invigilator hadn't come yet, so Meng Xin casually found a place in the back row and sat down, with his hands closed on the back of his head and his eyes to recuperate.
A moment later, Meng Xin heard footsteps, and it was the teacher who walked in with the papers.
The invigilator sees that you are sitting so far away, and you are guilty of rheumatism, and your discipline value is -1000
Meng Xing is happy.
Such a young teacher has rheumatism?
Meng Xin smirked.
The invigilator looked entangled, but where the candidates sat was their freedom, and he couldn't interfere. In order to finish the exam early, he stepped up the steps. One step at a time, rubbing rubbing, it is the friction of the joints, it is the painful step.
The invigilator dropped all the way, and finally walked up dozens of steps to the paid table. My breathing was a little disturbed, my forehead was slightly sweaty, and in the warm sun, the round beads of sweat shone with a charming color. Ahem, the point is that he put the exam papers on the table of Meng's salary.
As soon as Meng Xin remembered that he hadn't brought anything, the invigilator had already handed over the sharpened 2B pencils and erasers. "Please start your exam. β
The invigilator sat on the sidelines, his hands on his knees and kneading, his face twitching from time to time.
"Come on, come on, new side quest, side doctor open, go treat him. "The system popped up.
"Failure penalty?" squinted his eyes.
"No, in view of the fact that there are too few people who read books, I don't want to fix the empty head, hurry up and treat him. "The system urges.
"How to cure it? I won't ......" Meng Xin didn't finish speaking, and he felt a burst of dizziness, and a large amount of information flashed in front of him.
"Drop, the Almighty Doctor card has been loaded, please treat your first patient. β
The corners of Meng Xin's mouth twitched, and he was a little uncomfortable with the cold changes in the system, as if the painting style of the whole book had changed. Looking at the invigilator, the picture immediately changed in front of Meng Xin's eyes, as if he had been covered with a filter, and the teacher's whole person became the kind of appearance under the X-ray, Meng Xin blinked and found that the picture had changed again.
At this moment, the teacher has countless lines looming all over his body, which is ...... Meridian!
, this is the white-eyed mode? Meng Xin blinked again, this time the picture changed again, and the perspective seemed to be B-ultrasound.
"Is there such a thing as picking clothes? Meng Xin squinted.
System: (Β¬_Β¬)
Well, get down to business. Meng Xin's eyes swept over the teacher, and he found that he had a shade of red on his knees, and it was darker. Is this the lesion?
"Same ...... Student, why don't you answer the question, see what I'm doing?" The invigilator frowned.
"Shut up, I'm seeing a doctor!" Meng Xin yelled at him.
Invigilator: (Β°ΠΒ°) An expression of a weak beast followed.
"You knee...... It's going to be scrapped. Meng Xin rubbed his chin, and the label of the old Chinese medicine doctor on his head flickered ineffectively.
"You...... How can you say that? I've got good legs!"
"You've had a knee fall before, right? Then you didn't go to the hospital, you didn't take good care of it, so when you healed, your bones grew crooked, so that when you moved your knee for a long time, such as going upstairs and taking stairs, once you did too much, your knee hurt very much. "Paid to see the invigilator.
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The gaze of the big guy.
The invigilator covered her mouth and exclaimed.
"Not only that, you usually masturbate too much, resulting in a large loss of yang energy, and now the balance of yin and yang in the body has been disrupted, and you are about to burp. "Meng Gong continued to flicker.
The invigilator's face turned pale, and he suddenly rushed over and hugged Meng Xin's thigh. "Big guy save me!"
Meng Xin watched the festival value go crazy, and waited for a moment before pushing the invigilator away. "Hold it!" Meng Xin snapped, his hands groping around his knees for a moment, and suddenly they all exerted force.
Quack!
Forced osteopathy!
Whewββββββ
The invigilator let out a pig-killing scream.
Meng Xin continued to use his terrifying medical skills without medical ethics, and after the orthopedic bones were the tendons. And pointed like a knife, Meng Xin pressed wildly on the teacher's leg, and the forced tendons were also completed.
All that's left is to recuperate.
As for the problem of kidney collapse, Meng Xin exchanged him for the cheapest nutritional pill, which can nourish the loss of essence and blood, and slapped it into his mouth.
The invigilator was completely confused, clapped his hands and began to answer the questions.
The written test of the primary school teacher qualification examination is very simple, and the paid incarnation of the big man fills the test paper with a single move.
"It's said that one hundred and fifteen is a perfect score, and I'm almost a perfect score, right?" Meng Xin said to himself as he took the test paper.
"Come, give me the paper, I must have passed the written test with this grade, when is the interview?" Meng Xin knocked the invigilator's head with the test paper and woke him up.
The invigilator felt a fire burning in his lower abdomen, so full!
This feeling was only experienced by high school students who had never been exposed to color books and color videos!
I miss this feeling of energy!
The invigilator cried bitterly, and he completely understood what he did before receiving the salary, and they were treating his illness and saving his life!
After taking the paper, the invigilator glanced at it, corrected the next part of the answer, and found that the score would definitely not be low, so he hurriedly called the relevant personnel who judged the paper and came out.
Half an hour later, the paper was judged, and the score was as expected, very close to the full score!
The person who came out is also a teacher who has been teaching for many years, and he is a very good friend of this invigilator, but he is very strict.
The exam began, and the questions were drawn.
Teacher Yan glanced at the question and asked, "You are lecturing and suddenly the ceiling falls, what should you do?"
The invigilator on the side quietly waved his fist, come on, benefactor!
Meng Xin rolled his eyes.
What kind of problem is this, how can the ceiling be smashed? The quality of construction projects in this world should be super high, after all, there is no such thing as cutting corners.
Meng Xin couldn't help asking: "The quality of your classrooms is too inferior, which construction company can get it?"
Teacher Yan was stunned for three seconds. "This candidate, please answer the questions seriously, remember, your current identity is a people's teacher! Be serious!" Teacher Yan said sternly.
The invigilator opened his mouth, looking at Meng Xin and not knowing what to say.
"I'm answering seriously, if you don't tell me which company got it, how can I complain about this company, how can I compensate the injured or even dead students?"
The corners of Mr. Yan's eyes are beating wildly, and your discipline value is -999
"Suppose there are no student casualties!what should you do!" Teacher Yan gritted his teeth, and subconsciously reached into his pocket and grasped the quick-acting heart-saving pill.
"There are no casualties? "Shrug your shoulders.
Teacher Yan's heart is dying, and your discipline value is -999
"Alas, your heart is gone, take medicine quickly!" Meng Xin slammed forward and went to dig into his pocket. Teacher Yan's face was pale, his breathing was short, his hands were trembling slightly, he was actually cramping, and he couldn't take out the heart-saving pill.
Meng Xin tore open his coat pocket with a loud sound, opened the lid of the fast-acting heart pill and poured all the pills into Mr. Yan's mouth, while chanting some words: "Eat more and get the effect faster, if you are lucky, you will directly foam at the mouth to open the gene lock, and from then on embark on the peak of life as the CEO to marry Bai Fumei." β
Teacher Yan's eyes widened, and the hand that didn't have cramps desperately stopped Mengxin's hand from pouring medicine, but where could he compare to Mengxin's strength, so he forced him to pour all the remaining twenty pills in a bottle.
The most terrible thing is that this medicine is to be taken, and when Meng Xin saw that the medicine couldn't go on, Mr. Yan still had the intention of vomiting, so he held his head and shook it for a while, and swallowed all the medicine.
"I ...... I ......" Teacher Yan burst into tears in the corners of his eyes, his eyes rolled white, and he pointed at Meng Xin and couldn't speak.
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!Teacher Yan thinks you're going to die, and your discipline value is -1000
Meng Gong smacked his lips. Nima is like this, can't help me break through the limit of a thousand exercises?
β_β
Meng Xin patted his head, and in the blink of an eye, Teacher Yan's physical condition was clear at a glance. Well, no problem, he can't die, press the acupuncture points on him, and his heart will be stronger than before!
Ten minutes later, under the condition of Mr. Yan's black face and the invigilator's white face, Mengxin began a 20-minute micro-class and defense.
He wants to be a Chinese teacher, and what he draws is naturally a text, and it is a classical Chinese text, which is called by the teacher.
Classical Chinese, what the hell?
Meng Xin read the text for a long time, but I haven't seen it at all, and I don't understand what this text means at all, it's not a text in the last world. Not to mention the explanations of all kinds of common and false words, ancient and modern synonyms, and dreaded after-school exercises.
Fortunately, Mengxin remembered that this exam is a formality, it doesn't matter if you can't take the test, there is a system, and the certificate or something is not a problem.
In this case, Ben Mengxin is full of nonsense.
Meng Xin coughed twice, straightened his waist and looked at the two "students" with different skin tones, and was about to speak, but his mind was blank. Ma Dan, nonsense also requires a certain foundation, he can't do it at all.
The teacher said, the teacher said...... What should we say about this ancient text?
Meng Xin looked at the two of them steadily, looked at both of them, and suddenly slapped the textbook.
"Class is over, let's move freely!"
Both of them were stunned.
"You...... What are you doing? What about your texts, don't you explain them?" Teacher Yan was a little afraid of being paid, and his tone automatically softened as soon as he was excited.
"I'm done. Meng Xin smiled. "What is this text called? So I'm done, do you want me to say it again? Okay, class is over, everyone is free!"
The two teachers were messy in the wind.
System: "You are hanging, your mother knows?"