In the alley... In the car... Roof...

Jiang Hua wanted to sound the horn for a truce, but Kong Biyu was tightly wrapped around Jiang Hua like a snake, so he could only regroup and continue to attack!

He felt that the woman in front of him was even more fierce than Daji!

"What's your name?" Kong Biyu gasped, her face flushed, still reminiscing about the scene just now.

Jiang Hua didn't get much better, and felt that his body was weak: "What about you?"

"Kong Biyu!" Kong Biyu said and raised her voice, "Real name! What about you?"

"Wu Yanzu!" Jiang Hua didn't want to say his name, so he fooled around casually for a while, then took out a few tissues and threw them on Kong Biyu's belly, and walked down the stairs to the roof.

He thinks that Kong Biyu is a dissolute woman, and for such a woman, she just takes what she needs, and she doesn't need to care too much or be responsible.

Jiang Hua is not very familiar with this place, and his body is a little weak now, so he is a little weak to walk, so he unconsciously walked to the bottom of a hill and found a big stone to sit for a while.

[Immortal cultivation value +500!Congratulations to the host's immortal cultivation value reaching 1500!Congratulations!] The host's voice suddenly popped up in Jiang Hua's mind at this time.

Jiang Hua was stunned for a moment, but then he was a little disdainful, and said: "What's the use! I also cultivate immortals +500! Don't tell me that I slept with a woman, and the value of cultivating immortals will rise! I don't believe it!"

[Of course not!] The system paused slightly, as if it was selling Guanzi, [Does the host remember the place where the first time the immortal cultivation value was increased? It's also on the mountain, right? It's the same this time, don't you understand?]

This sentence was like a fuse, completely detonating Jiang Hua's cranial nerves: "Could it be that going to the mountain can increase the value of cultivating immortals?"

[It's hard to say!Mainly because there may be a little aura around here, right?And it's absorbed by Tai'a Jian!Although I'm a system, it's not up to me to decide the side quests and main quests!But according to the host's environment, some quests will automatically burst out!It's like the ultimate quest to cultivate immortals, and I don't know how to cultivate immortals quickly!This may be a bug on my part, but I have to tell the host, you're upgraded now!Congratulations to the host!Congratulations to the host!]

Jiang Hua was a little disapproving: "Upgrade? What about playing games! Are you confused, how can I upgrade as a 'person'? Buy equipment!"

The system was stunned for a long time, and stammered: [You... Do you know what the consequences are? I blow myself up every minute, believe it or not?!]

Jiang Hua pursed his lips, a little helpless: "Okay, I believe it! Brother System, you are the biggest! I'm wrong, okay? I'm too tired now, I'll rest for a while, okay?"

[No!] The system suddenly became very angry, just like a human with emotional changes, [I'm going to change the system!I'm going to change everything!What a superhero, you can't ask for debts anymore!I'll block it, completely ban it!You dare to scare me, you dare to scare me!]

Jiang Hua's heart jumped, and his heart said How can this system be like a girl, and get angry at every turn? If this is blocked, how can he mix it up?

"Don't don't, don't, you say, what kind of upgrade method do I?" Jiang Hua patiently talked to the system, these days, he felt that the system was not a system, but a friend.

[It's too late!You can't ask the debtor for some skills that can go to heaven and earth in the future!You're done! Let you scare me!]

"......" Jiang Hua licked his lips. “... Brother! I was wrong! I was so wrong! I was so confused just now, I was so tired! I woke up now!"

The system seemed to be sulking, and after a while, it asked faintly, "What is wrong?!"

"24K Innocence! It really couldn't be more true! It's more true than 99.99% gold!"

The system is like a child, very easy to coax, and now I don't get angry anymore: [Hmph! Do you really think that you can become an immortal if you have cultivated 1 million immortal cultivation points?

Jiang Hua was stunned for a moment, this is something in the words! He immediately asked: "What do you mean? I also think it's strange when you say this, I haven't masturbated like this five times a day before, what is the situation?"

[The reason why you are tired is not because of being with that woman!But you are overusing your strength today! First you used the Tai'a Sword excessively, and then you overused the ability of the Flash! Of course, when I say overuse, I mean excessive use under your current physical condition! Your current physical strength is not able to withstand such a high-intensity operation!]

He also said: [You cultivate immortals, it is true that you don't need to go through any restrictions such as tribulation, golden pill, and Dacheng, but you don't think that you can become an immortal if you have cultivated 1 million immortal cultivation points!

Besides: [I just found out! Listen to me! When your immortal cultivation value exceeds 1,000, you will experience a change; when it exceeds 10,000, you will experience it again! If it exceeds 100,000, you will experience it again, and every time you reach 100,000, you will experience a change! Only in this way can your body afford you to become an immortal!]

Jiang Hua nodded: "Then I have surpassed 1000 now, what will change?"

Don't think you're going to be handsome or stronger, it's impossible!]

"That's right, I'm already handsome!"

【......】The system paused, indicating that it was speechless, [Your first change will completely eliminate the impurities in your body, and it will also make your muscles stronger!But it won't get bigger, and accordingly, your strength will become greater!So, you'd better go home now and go to your bathroom!Believe me!]

As soon as he finished saying this, Jiang Hua vaguely guessed, only felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, and immediately took out his mobile phone and called a special car to hurry home.

By the time he got home, the sky was already white. But Han Yiliu and Lu Qingyi haven't woken up yet, only Lu Qing'an, who is reading in the morning, has already gotten up.

"Brother Jiang Hua..."Lu Qingan glanced at Jiang Hua, and just wanted to ask Jiang Hua why he came back overnight, but saw Jiang Hua not even say hello, so he ran into the bathroom.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Qingan covered his ears with one hand and his nose with the other!

The stench and the loud noise that shook the sky made Lu Qingan feel as if he was in a certain gas chamber, and he was almost out of breath.

"Sister, Teacher Han, oh no, Brother Jiang Hua is going to die!"

Lu Qingan didn't understand what was wrong with Jiang Hua, so he had to shout hard, hoping that Lu Qingyi and Han Yiliu would come over quickly to see what was going on.

But as soon as the two opened the door, they almost fainted, and finally found a towel to cover their noses. Lu Qingyi grabbed Lu Qingan and scolded: "What are you doing, you?

"It's not me, it's Brother Jiang Hua!" Lu Qingan was also anxious, "As soon as he came back, he went to the toilet! It was definitely Teacher Han who caused the trouble, Brother Jiang Hua must have been poisoned!"

Lu Qingyi was stunned, glared at Han Yiliu angrily, and then covered his nose and ran downstairs.

At the same time, Jiang Hua had already heard Lu Qing'an's shouting in the bathroom, he was extremely embarrassed, and he wanted to explain, but the pain in his stomach made him unable to open his mouth!

If it was just a stomachache, the key was that every pore of Jiang Hua was bubbling with something black! The stinking Jiang Hua himself almost fainted.

"System, I'm drafting a sister!This comparison, you still let me go home?!!" Jiang Hua scolded the system fiercely with his consciousness.

System: [Host I... Sorry!]

After an hour, Jiang Hua stopped, his stomach no longer hurt, and his pores no longer had dirty things! He couldn't wait to flush the toilet, and used two bottles of shampoo, three bottles of shower gel, and two bars of soap before finally washing his body clean.

But when he saw himself in the mirror, he was stunned! Although his body was not stronger than before, his muscles were getting stronger and stronger! Every muscle was as obvious as a knife cut.

With a slight wave of his fist, he heard a sound of wind. Look at the face again... Still so handsome... But the eyes are brighter than before!

He made an interesting discovery, which was completely different from clairvoyance and clairvoyance!

"This is a rebirth!" Jiang Hua looked at his body, and opened the bathroom door without thinking, only to find that Han Yiliu and Lu Qingyi, two or three brothers and sisters, were staring at him dumbfounded.

"You... Do you want to call 120?" Han Yiliu asked stunned.

"The toilet is not blocked..."Lu Qingyi was also stunned.

"You're not dead, are you still alive?" Lu Qing'an's face was full of surprise.

Jiang Hua: "...... I... I'm going to buy all the perfumes from the supermarket! By the way, find another one with a water pipe..."