Chapter 034: Three Dollars for Ten Thousand Years of Shaving Your Head
The same is true of the dark cloud covered snow cat, in several encounters with Zhou Jiu, it has not been able to do well every time.
The last time before that, I indirectly went to the hospital and got pregnant.
No, his body was just fine, so he ran to Zhou Jiu's house to provoke.
Animals with the same black and white fur, how can this nature be one heaven and one underground, except for the fact that they are stubborn to the sky?
The dog on the ground, yes, said you.
What are those tendons and fangs all over their bodies for?
Husky: Used to eat dog food, canned food, and snacks.
Qi Wanguan knocked on the bowl and attracted the attention of the three over there: "Hey, crow, the little brother has been bullied, you have to set an example as the boss, right? Bear with it, that's a bad thing for me to tell you." ”
Xu Yin took a chopstick dish and put it in Qi Wanguan's bowl: "You have it, teach your crows badly." ”
"How can I teach it badly, it should be like this!"
"How can there be a reason to catch up and fight again after a fight?"
Qi Guanguan suddenly seemed to think of something, and laughed: "You also said that when I first met you, I fought with you. If you lose a fight, you go back, what did your father say to you?"
Xu Yin was helpless: "Don't mention it, it was all when I was a child, and my father and your father, you don't know about that kind of occupational disease." ”
Qi Guanguan didn't let go: "Say what you say, I know you remember!"
Xu Yin reluctantly stopped his chopsticks: "Well, my father said, go back and fight again, just win the battle." ”
At the beginning, Xu Yin and Qi Guanguan were two girls, and the first time they met was at the banquet, Qi Guanguan had already heard that a new little friend had moved in the compound, but he had only heard of his name and not seen him.
Xu Yin also heard that there was a little demon in the courtyard, who was extremely protective, not only could she not be provoked, but also the flowers and plants, cats and dogs, and little brothers and sisters she raised.
However, Xu Yin was accidentally provoked, so the two little girls pulled their braids and tore their skirts to fight.
Xu Yin, who grew up in the beautiful mountains and rivers and the girls by the water in the south of the Yangtze River, how could he be able to fight, and at the age of three, he followed the boys in the courtyard and played war games.
Needless to say, the result was naturally pressed, beaten so that the braids fell apart, the skirt was torn, and he cried and went home to find his father.
Xu Yin's father and Qi Guanguan's father were sitting together drinking and chatting about the past, and when they heard Xu Yin's complaint, Xu Yin's father waved his hand, not caring at all that the little girl's father was still present.
Qi Guanguan knocked on the bowl and asked, "What did your father say back then?"
Xu Yin glanced at Qi Guanguan speechlessly: "My father asked me to beat me back, and if I win, he will buy me something, I can't remember clearly, I wanted it at the time!"
Qi Wanguan laughed when he heard it, recalling the past, and the mood of the two was very relaxed.
Qi Wanguan deliberately asked: "What happened later? Did you win later?"
Xu Yin stared at Qi Guanguan with resentment: "I didn't win, and my braids were almost bald by a plucked white bone essence." ”
Qi Guanguan couldn't stop laughing, seeing that he couldn't eat anymore.
Xu Yin said again: "But we are us, Mai Mai They are another story." When pets fight with each other, how can there be any reason for the owner to instigate them to fight back?"
Qi Guanguan put down his chopsticks, got up and rummaged through the drawer: "Look, this is the difference between me and you, what you heard is right, I am the short-guard." ”
Xu Yin shook his head helplessly: "That makes sense for Mai Mai to go back, what's the matter with asking the crow to participate in the peace?"
"The little brother has been bullied, isn't it normal for the boss to come out?"
Qi Guanguan took out a bag of bird food from the drawer and walked in the direction of Zhou Jiuniao's shelf, "If you bully the little brother, you have to be mentally prepared for the boss to come out and beat people." ”
Xu Yin was defeated by Qi Guanguan's logic, but it was true that she couldn't refute anything.
Because she really likes Qi Guanguan's temper, it is this short temper, and she has protected Xu Yin too many times in the compound.
Qi Guanguan bypassed the two small ones on the ground, stood in front of Zhou Jiu's bird shelf, and then began to add new bird food to Zhou Jiu's food bowl: "I see that you always don't like to eat, this time you have changed a taste of bird food, you can taste it, it is not to your liking." ”
Zhou Jiu bowed his head and took two bites, and the taste was a little different from the previous one.
If I have to describe it, it is probably the difference between plain water and mineral water.
Qi Guanguan took the opportunity to start talking: "This is a farewell banquet for you, after eating this meal, you have to go and avenge Mai Mai!"
Xu Yin, who was at the table, knew that Qi Guanguan would be like this, so she smiled helplessly and put two chopsticks in the bowl for her, and continued to eat when she came back after she finished making a fuss.
Zhou Jiu didn't know that he was just eating bird food, and he actually ate so many birds.
If only he had known......
"Phew!"
Qi Wanguan was furious: "it, dead crow, you spit out the hair I just made yesterday!"
Zhou Jiu didn't start, and he wanted to tell Qi Guanguan, who had a head of corn whiskers, that her hair was really interesting.
He was wrong, he shouldn't think that building a bird's nest is a bird's natural skill, it is clear that humans also have a master, and such a bird's nest on this head is ......
Qi Guanguan irritablely rushed to the mirror to see if there was any bird food scum from Zhou Jiu's hair in his hair.
In front of the dinner table, Xu Yin, who had been watching from beginning to end, was stunned, and laughed out loud with chopsticks.
The squirrel, who returned from righteous indignation to a dazed face, silently shrank under the belly of the husky.
Qi Guanguan quickly tidied up and ran over again, Zhou Jiu looked at the pink hairpin on Qi Guanguan's head, and felt that it was really quite spicy.
So when Qi Wanguan was standing in front of the bird shelf, Zhou Jiu turned his head.
Qi Guanguan: "You have such a spicy-eyed expression, are you going to fight a dead crow?!"
Zhou Jiu was speechless, and was even willing to go out now to fight the dark cloud covered snow cat.
Qi Guanguan finally had a little doubt about her aesthetics, but after she finished doing this hair, from colleagues to Xu Yin, and even Zhou Jiu expressed disgust.
Of course, this is especially true of Zhou Jiu.
Qi Wanguan turned his head and looked at Xu Yin, who was picking up a piece of beans on the side of the table and preparing to put his mouth in his mouth: "Hey, Yinzi, is my hairstyle really ugly?"
Xu Yin put the beans in his bowl: "Let me tell you this, if you go back to the compound with such a hairstyle, you may be pressed by your father, go to the old man at the door, shave his head for three yuan, and give you a bald head." ”
Qi Wanguan was choked, and after a while, she cheered herself up: "Nonsense, it's obviously good-looking...... Crow, you say, am I good-looking?"
Week 9: ......