Chapter 511: Who's More Bad Taste (Thirteenth Update)

Your owner, Qi Guanguan, has made the decision to abandon you.

Your great-master Qi Wanguan begs you not to say your great-master's name in the future.

Zhou Jiu: "Didn't you say that you wouldn't let us say the words please?"

Qi Guanguan: "I really don't want to beg you, but if I threaten you, will you listen? If I threaten you, you will ignore this threat and tell the world about it, right? Who doesn't know who you are!"

Week 9: ......

Qi Xiao: Well-behaved.jpg

When Qi Wanguan suddenly opened her hooligan aura, it instantly shocked everyone and didn't dare to speak.

Even Zhou Jiu couldn't continue to tease at this time with the temperament of a hooligan like Qi Guanguan.

After all, a little girl is not scary, and a little girl who plays hooligan is a little cute......

No, it's scary.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings: well-behaved.jpg

Qi Wanguan sat cross-legged and looked at them for a while, and after making sure that the two of them would not continue to make trouble, he walked away because there was really something next to him.

She was a little worried that she would turn around and walk away, and they would continue to play that nasty game here, and the whole family would pass by them when it was over, and her reputation would never be washed away.

She didn't play this kind of game every day at home, she was a very pure girl!

Qi Xianyu silently drank his saliva, trying to make himself forget the scene he had just seen.

Although to be honest, this scene just now is not a big deal, but it is really strange that a bird and a child play this kind of boyfriend and girlfriend coquettishness.

Especially when he thought of his daughter, maybe one day he would do this kind of coquettish behavior to a boy, Qi Xianyu felt that the whole person was not good.

It's not because he thinks that his little padded jacket ran away with someone, but he also knows his daughter's character, such a cannibal overlord flower leans on that wild man who doesn't know where he came from and is coquettish or something.

Qi Xianyu felt a little that he was afraid that he would have to have to have a King Kong to make that scene less disobedient.

Child: "So what's the way to make your teeth look prettier?"

People have already begged, and it doesn't hurt for him to tell them now.

If you don't tell it, it will be too much, and it will inevitably make the person who asked for it angry, and the gains will outweigh the losses when the time comes.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and recalled: "You should also insist on brushing your teeth during the tooth change, but you can use a toothbrush with slightly soft bristles to brush it." Then the upper teeth that fall off the top are thrown into the sewer, and the lower teeth that fall off the bottom are thrown on the roof. ”

The child thought carefully about what Zhou Jiu said, and he could understand the matter of brushing his teeth as mentioned earlier, but he still felt a little strange about the custom of losing his teeth.

Children are the group that believes in asking if they don't understand, and after having a little bit, they naturally have to ask it, Zhou Jiu didn't know how to explain it for a while in the face of children's doubts.

Anyway, that's what his grandmother told him at that time, but when he told the child at this time, he couldn't say that it was his grandmother who told him, right?

To know the grandmother of a bird......

Zhou Jiu felt that most of the small animals except people could find their own father, and if he popped up with a grandmother at this time, he would inevitably be interrogated by the child again, and after it was over, he might not be able to turn his head around, and he would feel that he was lying.

Zhou Jiu didn't bother to talk to him.

Zhou Jiu: "Anyway, that's the case, you always ask, always ask, are you 100,000 why?"

The child was stunned by Zhou Jiuxun, and stopped aggrievedly after the end, looking deeply shocked.

Zhou Jiu's little remaining conscience began to ache again, and even Zhou Jiu's head began to ache.

Coaxing a child, whether he is a person or a bird, is a troublesome matter.

Like a child, if they ask a question, it is impossible to go back directly like him, otherwise the current situation will occur - the child is deeply shocked, and I don't know if it will affect his enthusiasm for future questions.

If it affects his enthusiasm to ask questions, it is estimated that it will take a lot of effort to make up for it.

Zhou Jiu endured the entanglement, so he had to make it up: "Probably there is something in the sky that the lower teeth like, and there is something in the ground that the upper teeth like." They fall out in pursuit of what they like, and if you give them a handful in the process of their pursuit, they will thank you and bless you with good teeth. ”

Child: "Yes, is that so?"

Zhou Jiu breathed a sigh of relief, and almost wanted to applaud his eloquence.

It is really not easy to make up such a well-organized and logical story in such a short period of time, and it is worth rewarding a good meal.

The child was obviously stunned by Zhou Jiu's foolishness, if a creature like a child appears, even if there is a little bug in the story, they will not mind ignoring this very much.

Even if they can't ignore it, they won't dwell on it like adults, or deny the whole story with it.

They will forcibly ignore it, or even use their imagination to fix the bug, and they will all be the top 10 listeners.

Child: "Sounds like a lot of sense. ”

Zhou Jiu nodded very approvingly.

Then a faint sentence came from behind him: "You are really better than Andersen, and neither of the Brothers Grimm can compare to you alone." ”

This sudden and eerie voice frightened Zhou Jiu so much that he almost didn't jump up.

Turned his head to see who was so disappointed, and when it was over, he saw Qi Guanguan who sneaked back back.

Qi Guanguan still didn't worry about the two of them staying alone, after all, the game they played just now was enough to break the shame, she walked away like this without looking at them, and she didn't know what game they would play next.

Qi Guanguan was always uneasy, so he wanted to run back to listen to them after he finished doing things quickly.

However, she was really curious about what they would do when she walked away, so she simply lay on the ground, crawled forward little by little, and lurked behind them to eavesdrop.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings: "To be honest, do you think it's more funny for us to tell this kind of fairy tale, or is it more funny for you to crawl forward and eavesdrop on others?!"

Still lying on the ground: "You care about me." ”

Qi Xianyu, who passed by again: ......