"Uncle, who the hell are you?"

Walking on the neon-lit night avenue, the little madman kept asking this sentence in a daze.

Shaking his head, he was called by a little girl, this young man who was only in his twenties, uncle, he really didn't know what to say.

Before he could answer the question, the sound of the little madman's heavy breathing rang in his ears.

The little madman had a red face, and fell asleep in a daze.

It is estimated that I drank too much, and I was tossed and frightened in a nightclub for a while, and I was confused for a while. After coming out, I relaxed and fell asleep quickly.

For those policemen, he did not pursue it, proved his identity, and left.

"Girl, where is your home, I'll take you home?"

After walking with the little madman on his back for a while, he realized that he didn't know where this little girl lived.

"Where is my home?"

In her sleep, the little girl muttered, and then her impatient hands wrapped around his neck well, and said with her teeth and claws: "I don't have a home, I'm a wild child, uncle, I just have to stay on your back, I don't have a home!"

Shaking his head, listening to his words, he also knew that this was a rebellious little witch who was angry with her family.

Looking around, there are commercial buildings all around, and there are no rest hotels at all.

After looking carefully and making sure that there was none, he beckoned to a taxi: "Master, Bihai Club." ”

Commanded the driver to hug the confused little madman, worried that she would suddenly brake urgently and crash into the car.

While driving, the driver looked in the rearview mirror and asked without a word: "Little brother, who are you?"

"Huh?"

His face was a little feverish, he touched his nose unnaturally, and quickly lied: "This is my cousin." ”

I have been Joey's cousin for a few months, and I said that I was panicked, and I thought of my cousin's identity very casually.

"Uncle, who is your cousin, cousin can open a room with you!"

The words of the little madman in the confusion made him want to go through the cracks in the ground.

"Hey, the world is going down, the world is going down. ”

He could clearly hear the middle-aged driver's shaking head and sighing in front of him.

was embarrassed all the way, finally arrived at the Bihai Club, threw 300 yuan to the driver, didn't even care about finding money, and escaped from the taxi with the little madman.

"Uncle, your embrace is so warm. ”

Listening to the muttering of this little madman who embarrassed him, he smiled angrily, he can now be sure that Zhang Yayi is definitely a rebellious teenager who ran out of conflicts with his family.

"Sir, do you want housing?"

As soon as he entered the Bihai Club, Miss Manners asked in a sweet voice. Although Miss Manners's etiquette was very thoughtful, he still noticed this young lady and saw the strange look in his eyes when he was holding the little madman.

Almost hard-headed, mumbled.

Under the guidance of Miss Manners, I came to the front desk and took out my bank card and ID card: "Open the best room you have here." ”

DiDi ......

Soon, the front desk was done, and the young lady who checked in sweetly handed him the key card and his documents: "Sir, it's done." Our 5-star hotel has 500 top deluxe rooms that welcome Mr. ”

I grabbed my room card and ID, nodded and turned to go upstairs.

"There's a beast!"

"Who says it's not! Our boss has damaged yin morality, and the Bihai Club has become a place for these rich tyrants to vent. ”

"Who said it wasn't! Didn't that Li Zongrui be exposed in our hotel some time ago?"

"Why, you don't want to expose these people too, do you? I advise you not to do stupid things that are righteous and courageous. Don't you see that Xiao Zheng who was exposed for his righteousness and bravery? I don't come to work these days, and it is said that I was fired by my boss, and I don't know if I am still alive now!"

When he got into the elevator and heard the whispered discussion of the two girls, he felt that he was evil, even if he didn't do it, he felt evil and blushed!

I finally made it to the fifth floor.

It is worthy of the luxury room of a five-star hotel, and there are only two luxury rooms on the entire fifth floor, 500 and 501, and he soon found 500.

"Gross!"

As soon as I entered the door, I don't know why, the little madman who had been sleeping peacefully all the way opened his mouth and spit out a thick smell of wine.

Seeing that she was about to vomit, she hurriedly pressed the girl's small mouth: "Girl, bear with me!"

A word of warning, hug it and run to the bathroom.

Vomit!

Approaching the bathroom, a foot away from the door, this girl still vomited out very uncooperatively. She spit out herself and deserved it, but Yi Shaoyang was inevitably injured by mistake, and her chest was full of this girl's wine.

endured the smell of dead wine, and came to the pool with the little girl in his arms.

Vomit......

After a while, he finally vomited cleanly, and he came out with this crazy girl in his arms.

Lying flat on the bed and looking at the filth all over your body is not a solution. But he's a big man, how can he change this girl's clothes?

Blindfolded? Learn from Tianlong Babu Duan Yu that stupid melon?

"Uncle, uncle, where are you?"

When he was hesitating whether he was blindfolded, he heard the voice of the little madman calling him.

"Hey, I'm not his uncle? The elders change clothes for the juniors, what are you afraid of? ”

Soon he found a reason for himself to convince himself.

Grabbed Zhang Yayi, the little madman's fangs and claws, waving his hands: "Don't move, I'll undress you." ”

"Giggles, I'll just say that uncle is sullen, uncle, you can't help it, right?"

This little madman!

I was not angry in my heart, and when I looked at my young age, I grew a little madman with a pretty face. I couldn't help but reach out and pinch the delicate little nose that dotted my face.

"Giggles, uncles don't like to be pinched!"

"Uncle, isn't there anything small about people!"

"Uncle, your back is so warm!"

Just when the little madman was crazy and opened his teeth and claws, he finally took off the pink long sleeves on her.

Affected by the little madman's talk, I couldn't help but look at the pair of little rabbits, which were not very big. But at this age, is it quite large-scale!

Syllable!

"Yi Shaoyang, Yi Shaoyang, can you be more shameless?"

As soon as the evil thought in his heart came out, he couldn't help but pat his mouth, didn't dare to look at it again, turned around and hurriedly threw his clothes in the washing machine to wash them, and then took a shower.

When I came out, my eyes were stunned.

Syllable!

Helplessly, he patted his forehead and hurriedly covered the little madman with a quilt. He just took off a long-sleeved top for this little girl, a small hood on top, and denim shorts underneath, but he didn't move.

In the blink of an eye, I don't know how this girl who has slept so hard has steamed herself.

Covered in naked, all that's left is black stockings.

"Sins, sins, I didn't mean it, the sky has eyes. ”

With a secret sigh in his heart, he tightened the quilt around his neck and was about to leave.

"Uncle, don't go......"

In his sleep, the little madman rolled restlessly, and the quilt he had just made immediately became full of spring, reaching out and grabbing his hand, his eyes were confused: "Uncle, I want to sleep with you." ”

Hearing this, someone stumbled and was almost directly thundered.

God, how did you let me meet such a difficult little madman!

With a wry smile, I was really forced to be helpless, and I quickly covered this girl, sat next to me and said, "Okay, I won't leave, you go to sleep quickly." ”

"Hmmm......"

Like a kitten, he nodded pitifully, curled up, and closed his confused eyes.

After waiting for an hour, he didn't slowly stand up until he confirmed who the little madman was down-to-earth. Carefully pull your hand out.

"Uncle, don't go, your back is so warm. ”

Hearing this voice, he hurriedly picked up the phone next to him and let the little madman hold it. Seeing that the little madman was really talking about his dreams, he patted his chest with relief and breathed a sigh of relief.

He whispered: "Hey, this time I met a nemesis." ”

What kind of woman can make a veteran of flowers like him so at a loss, and what kind of Yanagi Megumi has to pretend?

He has been wise all his life, and he has been ruined at the hands of this little madman!

With a sigh in his heart, he turned and went into the next room. Lying on the bed, he smiled bitterly and said to himself: "When I go back tomorrow, I don't know how that girl will toss people again." ”

Isn't it?

I didn't return overnight yesterday, and when I went back, the little girl was tossed and hurt. This is about to be a night again, I guess the little girl doesn't say anything, Aunt Lu Qian, and Uncle Qiao are also full of opinions, right?

Make a phone call?

After thinking about it in my heart, I still strangled this thought in the cradle. What do you want to do on the phone, do you want to give me a notice and stay out tonight? Joey's unruly girl asked how to answer, I'm afraid that according to that girl's temperament, it is possible to kill her overnight.

Seeing Zhang Yayi, who was sleeping in another room, how to explain.

When the time comes, he will really become a yellow mud and fall into the crotch of his pants, and it will be not but. That's really jumping into the Yellow River and can't be washed!

"Hey, it's all this little madman. ”

sighed, and said to himself: "Why am I becoming more and more mother-in-law and sentimental now." What the hell is going on?"

He became more and more aware that for some reason, the more time had elapsed since he returned home. His mind had become a little unrecognizable to him, and this change made him upset.

Even, with a little bit of fear.

In the past, Yi Shaoyang only had a few battlefield brothers in his eyes, as well as his own life.

Women are indispensable in the Middle East, but most of them are played in separate scenes, even if they are beautiful women, as long as they are in the blink of an eye, they will be completely deleted in their minds. Even Nala, who is entangled with him, is just a sex and loveless drama.

But when he came back to China, Situ Youran, Ye Wushuang, Joey, Liu Mei, and Liu Zhiyuan were the women who walked into his life.

For some reason, I felt a feeling in my heart that I had never felt before......

Thinking about it, I tossed and turned, and fell asleep in a daze......

(End of chapter)