Chapter 443: No Chickens
After asking about the location of the urology, Gao Jun immediately rushed over.
As soon as he entered the elevator, he heard someone outside shouting to wait a minute, he stopped the elevator door, and saw a white figure running over quickly, high heels clattering.
When I looked up, it was Hong Xia, this girl was wearing a white coat but was wrinkled, her pretty face was also gloomy and scary, her eyes were red, and her hair was a little disheveled, as if she had just fought with someone.
Her eyes were blank, and she walked into the elevator angrily, without even glancing at Gao Jun.
Gao Jun smiled bitterly, took the initiative to speak, and said, "Doctor, may I ask how to go through the urology?"
When it came to urology, Hong Xia was furious, snorted coldly and didn't speak, and suddenly felt that this voice was familiar, and when she looked up, she saw Gao Jun's smiling face.
Hong Xia was stunned for a moment, she was a little surprised, when people are depressed, they are always happy to see people they have a good impression of, but when they heard Gao Jun say urology, it was obvious that this guy knew what happened to him, and he seemed to have the intention of watching the excitement.
Hong Xia is also a person who does not suffer losses, and has a poisonous tongue, and immediately snorted: "Seeing that this gentleman is strong and healthy, he doesn't look like he has a serious disease, does he want to cut chickens or eggs when he goes to urology?"
Gao Jun was suddenly full of black lines, there were not only the two of them in this elevator, especially the two little nurses, Gao Jun, who was peeking at this time, was desperately laughing.
Gao Jun scratched his head and said, "It's my friend who has something unspeakable, let me help him consult." ”
Hong Xia snorted: "The hospital has a duty of confidentiality, why bother to be a friend, patients are most afraid of avoiding medical treatment, and there is nothing to talk about if there is any hidden disease." ”
Gao Jun can also see that this little girl is not angry, this is looking for someone to vent her anger.
Gao Jun smiled, and said innocently: "Okay, I admit that I have something unspeakable, I heard that urology can cut and cut, so I want to come to consult, mine is too long, like a tail growing there, I don't dare to wear tight warm pants in winter, I'm afraid of strangulation, I don't dare to wear shorts underneath, I'm afraid of exposure, it's too troublesome, I want to ask the doctor if there is a way to make it shrink a little without cutting or cutting?"
After saying this, the ladies who were about to laugh at him just now looked at him differently.
Hong Xia asked disdainfully: "How big can it be?"
Gao Jun weakly stretched out his hand, still looking pure and silly, and his hands gestured to the length, a foot and a half.
There was already a low exclamation behind him.
Hong Xia didn't believe it at all, and sneered: "For this size, I suggest you go to the veterinarian." ”
Gao Jun gritted his teeth, every time he met Hong Xia, he had a feeling of being equal, the personalities of the two were too similar, they had the same coldest, and the most important thing was the same shamelessness, but he was a doctor, wearing a white coat, and he said it loudly, and shamelessness became academic.
Gao Jun was just about to speak, when the elevator arrived, Hong Xia walked out, and Gao Jun immediately followed.
Hong Xia stopped angrily, turned her head and said, "What are you still doing with me?
Gao Jun said with a smile: "You can't say that you can cut it, since you are here, please ask the doctor to check it first to see if it needs to be cut, it seems that the small skin is a little long." ”
"Hmph!" Hong Xia is a surgeon and has a lot of knowledge, so she can also see why doctors always have a straight face and no expression when they speak, because they must maintain their professionalism when they hear some taboo topics that ordinary people see.
So Hong Xia said very calmly: "Do you know why most men are too long, especially small babies, it is like this when they are young children, it is because the body thinks that you will grow up and exceed the length of Pippi, and as a result, the body overestimates many people!"
"Hahaha......"
The first time he heard this seemingly authoritative explanation, Gao Jun laughed loudly, laughing so much that tears came out.
And a good mood is contagious, Hong Xia, who was originally depressed, saw Gao Jun smiling happily, and the corners of her mouth turned up, showing a smile, and said open-mindedly: "Urology is urology, despicable people want to use this to provoke the old lady, let the old lady leave by herself, delusional! From studying medicine to practicing medicine for almost ten years, from the children who came into the world to the old people who passed away, the anatomical class when studying medicine, the operating table after the doctor, what has the old lady not seen, the urology department is not just to see more men and women's next three roads, what's the big deal!"
Seeing her venting angrily, she was also cheering herself up, which showed that she knew what was going on.
The two of them have very similar personalities, sometimes they are bitter and unforgiving, sometimes they are even cheeky and cheeky, but more often they are open-minded and uninhibited.
At least Gao Jun has almost never seen Hong Xia's blushing, shy, twisted, and contrived side, and she has always been very arrogant.
Her arrogance is different from Tong Ling's hot enthusiasm, it is completely a kind of man's heroism, angry to angry, depressed to depressed, after that, you can put it down with a smile, it's no big deal, the earth still turns, and life has to be lived.
After suddenly becoming brighter, Hong Xia suddenly laughed, pulled Gao Jun and whispered: "Actually, urology is not bad, at least it's a lot of fun, I remember when I came to the hospital for an internship, when the departments rotated, I also practiced in the urology department, there was a man who impressed me deeply, and I still remember clearly that when he expanded his pants, it suddenly gave me a feeling of the sea." ”
Gao Jun was stunned for a moment, the man took off his pants, making the woman look like the sea?
What does the sea feel like? The blue is vast, the sea is boundless, the sea is full of rivers, and the momentum is surging?
Looking at Hong Xia's smiling appearance again, Gao Jun's mind suddenly flashed with inspiration, the two personalities are too similar, like soul mates, when they saw her appearance, they analyzed it again, and immediately said: "There are no chickens in sight!"
It's a little bit clear!
The two of them burst out laughing, it was pure joy, but it didn't match the atmosphere of the hospital full of grief and grief.
"Let's go, come with me to the surgery to pack up my things, this is going to the urology, what's the big deal. After laughing, Hong Xia completely opened her mind: "Since you study medicine, you can cure diseases and save people everywhere." ”
Gao Jun nodded and said: "Don't forget your original intention, you have to always." ”
"Don't sing high notes with me, what are you doing in the hospital?" Hong Xia said impatiently.
"I'm here for your help. Gao Jun said.
Hong Xia's gaze roamed unscrupulously on Gao Jun's body, and finally landed on the next three roads: "Did you know that I was transferred to the urology department, so you came to me on purpose?"
This girl is addicted to people.
Speaking of business, Gao Jun didn't have the heart to joke, he looked around at no one, and said in a low voice: "Someone in the school wants to harm me, use physical examination to do it, last time there was a problem, this time let us come directly to the hospital, the laboratory department has someone to collect blood for us, and the report was tested on the spot, you know, the laboratory can't get in, so I'm worried that someone will do something on my report again." ”
Speaking of business, Hong Xia also became serious.
She was emotionally unstable just now, but now that she has calmed down, the terrible battle she saw before suddenly comes back to her mind.
She will never forget the vicious battle, the overwhelming mosquitoes, flies and bees frantically attacked Gao Jun, he shot one person, and fought the strange man who drove ten thousand insects, in order to win, Gao Jun did not hesitate to set himself on fire.
For a few days, that terrible battle always appeared in front of her eyes, and the terrible picture of Gao Jun being covered in fire made her even more terrified, she knew that it was all because of herself, and what Gao Jun did was also for herself.
Such kindness, I'm afraid that there is really nothing to repay except for making a personal promise.
Now Gao Jun actually has something to find herself, which makes her very happy, recently her heart is about to explode with gratitude and touch, but she is not like a little girl, just like this, she secretly promises, gratitude is gratitude, and it has not involved feelings.
Therefore, she was looking forward to being able to repay Gao Jun, and even imagined that Gao Jun would be injured again, so she sewed it up herself, and it was a big deal to sew him a beautiful bow......
In short, she was very entangled, and she had a feeling of 'please beg me too'.
Now Gao Jun really has something to ask for himself, and he can't ask for it.
"Tell me, what do you want me to do?" asked Hong Xia with a big attitude.
"Simple. Gao Jun said: "Please supervise as a third-party organization from the time I draw blood, all the way to the testing process, to the final report, as long as you make sure that no one has dropped the bag and done the tricks, I am sure that I am in good health." ”
"I'm afraid this thing is not easy to do, the laboratory department is still very strict. Hong Xia said embarrassedly.
Gao Jun smiled slightly and said, "If you don't say that we have a fate, didn't you just receive the withering order, it should be no problem to fool around." ”
Hong Xia's eyes suddenly lit up, and she took out a crumpled piece of paper from her pocket, on which was the general content of the machine's transfer from the original post and the entry into the new post.
However, the positions of the two positions are only underlined with the same fill-in-the-blank questions, and the content is not filled.
Hong Xia said proudly: "Count your guy who has taken the shit luck, the hospital post transfer is very troublesome, this list is issued by the hospital office, I want to go to the original surgery first, ask the director to fill in the original post, and sign, and then go to the urology department, ask the director to write the new post, and then sign, these places need to be handwritten, which means that the original department is willing to release, the new department is willing to accept, in the hospital, the competition for talents, the disdain for waste materials is still obvious."
I was angry just now, so I didn't write these signatures, and now I can use them. ”
Gao Jun nodded and smiled, admitting that he had taken shit luck, in fact, even if there was no such cumbersome order, Gao Jun would let Hong Xia find other excuses to get in, after all, they are all doctors, and everyone has the obligation to protect the privacy of patients, so even if they go to the laboratory department, it is not a big deal.
However, with this withering order, it's easier to do.
Hong Xia immediately took action, first went to the surgery department to find the director to sign, and then Gao Jun called the director of the laboratory department, pretending to be an officer of the health bureau, and asked him to come to the bureau, and the leader wanted to talk to him.
The director of the laboratory department was excited when he heard it, in the medical system, in the competent unit of the Health Bureau, he had some of his own connections, and when he heard that the bureau leader wanted to talk to him, he thought that his own relationship was to match him, and this was to promote himself.
Gao Jun and Hong Xia hid in the dark, watching the fat head of the laboratory department leave happily, and Hong Xia immediately walked in with the withering order......