Chapter 415: A Big Surprise
Brother Kun Jun looked at Yi Shaoyang with some envy.
Any man would envy two delicate beauties, and they are also beauties of the level of the country.
Moreover, the two women look at it this way, and they are both putting themselves in his shoes. When did a woman become so selfless that she was willing to endure all the pain for the sake of what she loved?
No matter how Situ Youran objected, this matter was decided by the two elders present.
"Situ madman, then let Youran move over tomorrow, anyway, this place is big, she lives alone in Haishi and is lonely, there are many people here. ”
When Yi Shaoyang heard Qiao Xiong's words, he was even more sure that from the beginning, the quarrels between these two old men were acting. Otherwise, why did this change of mood change too quickly? Just now, I was still arguing with red ears and thick necks, and how could I start discussing this issue in the blink of an eye?
Hum!
Just as he was secretly talking about the two cunning foxes, Situ Bolei snorted coldly: "Why, can't I Situ Bolei afford to buy a house? Let my daughter live in your house, doesn't that prove that my Situ Bolei's daughter wants to be sent to the fence, not Yiyi first?"
"You, when did Lao Tzu mean this!"
"How many years have we been brothers, what dirty things are you thinking about in your head, don't you know that Lao Tzu still doesn't know? ”
"Why! In this sea market, Lao Tzu is the uncrowned king, I will see who will sell you the house!"
"Hmph, bullshit Sea City King, that's just someone giving you three points of face, you really treat yourself as a garlic!"
"Situ madman, don't deceive people too much, or let's go head-to-head!"
"Heads-up is heads-up!"
Yi Shaoyang watched from the side where the two old men were arguing, and this time he really didn't have the heart to persuade at all.
He has already decided that these two old men have been acting in double reeds, since people are willing to act, he is still happy that there are no entertainment programs, to be honest, the current entertainment programs are really getting more and more boring, and the urban life TV series has been broadcast for 60 years.
The palace drama, just the court love and hatred of the Qing Dynasty has been repeated for more than 30 years, there is no novelty at all, it is better to watch the two old men play double reeds is more interesting.
"You all don't quarrel! I haven't agreed yet, what are you arguing about!" Situ Youran had just seen the scene of the two old men rolling up their sleeves and arguing, and immediately couldn't stand it anymore, so he opened his mouth to stop.
"It's none of your children's business, it's not your turn to agree. Whether it was Qiao Xiong or Situ Bolei, they turned around almost at the same time and said in unison, it was like acting according to a script!
Poof!
Yi Shaoyang looked at the clumsy acting skills of this old man, I'm afraid only Joey and Situ Youran didn't see that these two old men played double reeds again!
"Bastard, you're laughing!" the two stopped at the same time as he laughed, glaring at him with an angry look on their faces.
Belch......
Yi Shaoyang hurriedly put away his smile and said, "Two elders, continue, I will definitely not interrupt you again." ”
"Hmph, you want to watch us play, we just don't quarrel yet!" Qiao Xiong gasped and scolded.
"That's it!"
The performance of these two old men, the reality made Yi Shaoyang completely sure that the two old men were definitely acting.
After the two sat down, Situ Bolei pulled his messy hair in confusion, and said bitterly: "You said that I don't agree with you buying a house, I buy a house, you don't agree, what do you say about this matter?"
"How do I know!" Qiao Xiong's eyes widened, and he said: "Situ madman, you should keep your stinky money for retirement, I still buy this house, my money will not be squandered by my grandparents for three lifetimes." ”
"Your mother's fart! Lao Tzu wants money, and he can crush you in minutes!" Situ Bolei scolded angrily, and then turned his head to glare at Yi Shaoyang: "Bastard boy, Yi Crazy is not here now, you are the representative of the Yi family, how do you say this matter is solved." ”
Hearing this, he didn't think about it, and said with a smile: "I said that one of the two elders is an elite in the business world, and the other is a big scientist who can't even solve such a simple math problem, are you two elders imbecile and mentally retarded?"
"Fart!"
"Bastard!"
Yi Shaoyang's words made the two of them slap the table angrily, and after Qiao Xiong calmed down, he asked: "How can I listen to your tone and have a good way to solve it, then you might as well say it, let us also refer to your method in detail." ”
"Yes, see more!"
Shrugged his shoulders, dipped his fingers in the water cup on the coffee table, drew a line in the center of the coffee table, and divided the coffee table equally: "The solution is as simple as that, one of you is half, isn't this matter perfectly solved, as for this trouble?"
"Hey, this is a good solution, what do you say, Old Joe?"
"Well, that's a good idea, but I always feel a little awkward?" Qiao Xiong touched his jaw, rolled his eyelids, and muttered.
Syllable!
At a certain moment, he slapped the coffee table suddenly, stood up and pointed at Yi Shaoyang's nose and sprayed wildly: "Okay, I said something is wrong there, it turns out that the benefits have been taken up by you little bastard, what's the matter, we married our baby daughter to you so wronged, do we still have to sell this house?"
Syllable!
Situ Bolei also slapped the coffee table and stood up when he heard this: "Damn, Yi Crazy is not a good thing, and the seed born is not a good thing, if it weren't for Lao Qiao, if you reacted quickly enough, Lao Tzu would have been deceived by this little bastard." ”
"I said, are you all treacherous foxes with the surname Yi?"
"Yes, none of the people with the surname Yi have a good thing. ”
Yi Shaoyang looked at the two old bastards who sprayed him wildly, and suddenly realized that the last play of these two old bastards was for him to see, and the feelings were just to trap him.
"Stop!" shouted, and hurriedly said: "Isn't it just a matter of a house? Small things, get it done in minutes, don't take the opportunity to teach me a lesson, the communiqué personal vendetta is not what the two elders should do." In his opinion, the two old men were communiquing their personal vendetta.
Hum!
Hum!
The two of them each snorted coldly before sitting back, and this condition immediately poured out of their mouths: "This house can't be an ordinary house, although my daughter of the king of Haishi can't live in the palace, but she must have enough style, so let's move a three-story villa, there must be a four-season garden, and there must be a swimming pool......"
"My Situ Boreuna is also a man with a head and a face, the No. 1 chief has to shake hands with me when he sees me, and my daughter also has the title of a princess, and has the pearl of the palm of a princess. The villa should be able to take off and land helicopters, leisurely like to play tennis, there must be a tennis court, and there should be ......" Yi Shaoyang listened to the request made by the two old men, yes, is this still called a villa? If it is really built according to the specifications of these two old men, he estimates that the residence built will be better than those modern royal palaces of the royal family in Dubai.
Although he is not short of money, he is not so rich!
With a green face, he looked at Yiyi and Situ Beauty, but the two beauties didn't see it at all, and they didn't pity his fragile little liver at all.
"Why, can't you even do this?" Qiao Xiong looked at his face and asked with an old face: "You are still the ghost king of the Middle East, you are only twenty-four years old, you can't even make such a simple request, is your son-in-law so bad?"
"Yes, Yi Madman was so arrogant back then, why is this kid such a soft egg?"
"Two bastard old men, have you said enough!" Although he knew that these two bastard old men were deliberately provoking him, he still had to knowingly commit it, which was unbearable for any man, a man with self-esteem.
"Okay, just such a little, I promise you, from tomorrow onwards, Yiyi and Youran will be my wives. ”
Spit!
"Which of us agrees to be your wife!" Joey and Situ blushed and whispered.
"Well, we won't agree to be your wife, you will live together for a while. Situ Bolei said endlessly, disrespectfully: "During this time, you have to build a palace in your country of Zhuri, and in the future, our son-in-law must be above ten million people, if you can't do it, then you are not worthy of being our son-in-law." ”
"Yes, there is a crime of bigamy in China, and if you want to marry at the same time, you can't be in our country. Our two old men have thought about it, when you kid doesn't matter what aspect you are, even if you are the world's first in wealth or power, you can marry the two of them. ”
Damn, the two old bastards are still over!
Yi Shaoyang cursed the two old men who were already fathers-in-law with evil in his heart, and a wicked smile appeared on his face: "Then what if we have a child out of wedlock?"
Damn, I don't believe it, I can't kill you!Yi Shaoyang thought fiercely in his heart, now that he thinks about it, he is planted in the hands of an old bastard.
Although he fell on a beautiful woman, and it was still two beauties, he was very unhappy in his heart because he was calculated by the two.
It's not cool, I have to get it back!
"Hmph, I was born, now there are so many children out of wedlock, you can't get married then, just spend a sum of money to send him to the orphanage. ”
"That's it, we can still get this money. ”
Hearing this, he had an urge to vomit blood, pointed at the two old men fiercely, and nodded: "Count you ruthless!"
"Hehe, this is called ginger or is it old and spicy, and the kid is still behind?"
"Yes, son-in-law, you have to work hard, or your son and daughter, but you can't bear to stay in that kind of lonely orphanage. "Boy, don't think about the way to be angry with us, you can't fight us, you have eaten more salt than you in your life, you kid is in front of us, that is, pout your ass, we know what shit you are going to pull, you still obediently work hard to fight!" "XXXX" Yi Shaoyang cursed with grief in his heart.
(End of chapter)