"But this guy can't stop drinking as soon as he starts, so every time he drinks, he will eventually get drunk. He didn't do anything else when he was drunk, and in the end he just slept and didn't get drunk. Lin Xiyin said as he reached out and rubbed Zheng Xiyi's hair, Zheng Xiyi could only smile and give his head to Lin Xiyin.

"Just from the beginning of drinking the first bottle of wine, this child will talk endlessly, no one can interject into his mouth, astronomy, geography, history, literature, military politics, English, Chinese, Korean mixed speaking, and clear and quick thinking, not at all like drinking wine and confused brain. People who don't know what he looks like when he drinks will not realize that he has drunk too much until the moment he falls, and they will think that he has been awake all along. In fact, he was drunk from the first bottle, but in this state he was able to continue drinking until everyone else collapsed. ”

Cheng Youli frowned and asked, "What does it matter? Since it's okay if you don't get drunk, it's okay, just talking, why don't you drink outside?"

Li Xiaoli stretched out his hand and patted Cheng Youli, "Little girl, you stupid, Xiyi's status, if you say so many things after drinking outside, it will be bad if any words are misinterpreted by someone, you see that if Jidong OPPA and Zaishi OPPA drink alcohol, they will immediately find a place to sleep, and no longer go out to talk to others, just for fear of losing their words after drinking." ”

"Oh, I see. But Zheng Xiyi, why don't you explain it clearly but lie to us that you can't drink?" Cheng Youli was still a little uncomfortable, she had been pampered since she was a child, and after entering the company, she was spoiled by the three Ernies, although she was an adult, she was still a little coquettish, so she felt that Zheng Xiyi didn't explain it to her clearly but lied to her It was really a bit too much.

Li Xiaoli smiled and took Cheng Youli's hand, "The first time I ate and drank with someone, I can drink but explain so much, what would you think if it were you? Will you think that this person makes up such a boring reason to perfunctory me, in fact, he looks down on me and doesn't want to drink with me? If you meet an unreasonable person, you must force him to drink to see if it is true, whether to drink or not to drink at that time?"

Lin Xiyin looked at Li Xiaoli with a smile to help Zheng Xiyi explain, but thought in her heart, "Although this Li Xiaoli looks like a big and straightforward eldest sister with a big personality, she has a seven-trick exquisite mind, and she underestimated her before." However, she and Xiyi have only met three times, and they have not had in-depth contact, so they actually know Xiyi's mind so well, hehehehehe......"

Zheng Xiyi saw that Li Xiaoli helped him round the field, and hurriedly wrapped a piece of meat and handed it to Li Xiaoli, "ZZang!

Li Xiaoli took the meat, but snorted, "Hmph, don't think it's okay to please me, I don't care, anyway, I don't plan to mix in the actor circle, but don't think about it when you want to help us in the future, you have to help her unconditionally." ”

"What is Sister Xiaoli talking about, what is the relationship between Sister Youli and me, NUNA, if there is anything to order, I will definitely help NUNA do it properly. In order to turn over this, Zheng Xiyi has completely stopped exercising.

"It's good if you say that, and then it's up to you to perform. Li Xiaoli charmingly threw an electric eye to Zheng Xiyi, and made Zheng Xiyi stupid, but when he turned his face, he saw Lin Xiyin looking at her with a smile, and immediately reacted that he was talking to Zheng Xiyi a little ambiguously, and his face suddenly felt panicked, but fortunately, he had already drunk a lot of wine just now, otherwise it would have been terrible.

The three girls all ate about the same, and simply sat on the side drinking and chatting about gossip, although Lin Xiyin is not very familiar with the Korean entertainment industry, but the graduate students of the Department of East Asian Culture are not in vain, so Lee Hyori and Cheng Youli tell stories, Lin Xiyin analyzes the truth from all angles, and shocks the two women, although it is only Lin Xiyin's personal analysis, but listening to her put all kinds of possibilities, divide the pros and cons, and find the person who gets the greatest benefits, it feels like the truth is the truth.

Zheng Xiyi sat alone on the other side and barbecued meat for himself, his craft is basically a novice who has just created a character, and he is cooked, but the corners and corners are all black charcoal. Li Xiaoli glanced at it several times while chatting, wanting to reach out to help but worried that Lin Xiyin would really misunderstand her relationship with Zheng Xiyi, so he reached out and stabbed Cheng Youli under the table. Cheng Youli listened to Lin Xiyin's analysis, and was a little inexplicable when he was poked by Li Xiaoli, he turned his head to look at Li Xiaoli, Li Xiao used his eyes to signal her to look at Zheng Xiyi, Cheng Youli looked at Zheng Xiyi blankly, and then turned back to look at Li Xiaoli, not understanding what was going on at all.

Lin Xiyin chuckled, reached over and snatched Zheng Xiyi's barbecue tong, and simply helped him turn the meat over, but his eyes swept at Li Xiaoli, Li Xiaoli was ashamed and angry, thinking in his heart, "Dead little girl, usually a ghost and a ghost, how can you be as stupid as a pig today." So he reached out and pinched Cheng Youli's thigh, and pinched Cheng Youli so much, "Ernie, what are you doing!

Lin Xiyin laughed in her heart, but she also knew that Li Xiaoli would probably have no face to sit down anymore if she continued like this, so she smiled and reached out and touched Cheng Youli's head through Li Xiaoli, "Little girl, can you call it that, right? I heard Xiaoli always call you that, and I will call you that in the future." Xiaoli just hinted to you that the man has no other skills than to eat, so he asked you, the woman, to help him barbecue the meat. ”

"Huh?" Cheng Youli looked at Lin Xiyin blankly, and then at Li Xiaoli, "Then Oni, you just tell me, what are you doing with your eyes glancing around!"

Li Xiaoli almost wanted to dig a hole in the floor and stuff Cheng Youli into it and then nail the floor on, so he had to impatiently reach out and pinch Cheng Youli's cheeks, and said hatefully: "I thought that after so many years of sisterhood, you can have a tacit understanding with me, just look at my eyes and understand what I want to say, but it turns out that Xiyin Oni understands me, it really hurts you for so many years!"

Cheng Youli was pinched speechless, and his hand quickly reached over to take the barbecue clip in Lin Xiyin's hand, and secretly muttered in his heart that Ernie was probably drunk, what kind of play did he look at telepathy. Cheng Youli didn't dare to stand up to Ernie's mouth, so he could only vent his anger on Zheng Xiyi's head, "Ah, I said Zheng Xiyi, you are such a big boy, you can't even barbecue meat, how do you usually live alone." ”

Zheng Xiyi rolled his eyes, this is really lying down and getting shot, I didn't ask you to help roast it, it's obviously your own infighting, okay...... I don't dare to say this in my heart, "In the past, it was naturally my mother's cooking in the United States, but it was simple in Huaxia, and it was no problem to go to different restaurants to eat different cuisines every day of the week. ”

"Didn't you say at the press conference that you go to Xiyin Oni's house every day to eat?" Cheng Youli asked strangely while rummaging the barbecue, Zheng Xiyi cut it, "Cut, what else does she do besides using a bread machine to bake a slice of bread and fry an egg for breakfast?" Her family cooks for my brother-in-law, it's not that my brother-in-law is busy when he just came to South Korea, so he hasn't had time to cook recently, I guess she eats instant noodles every day, if I really go to her house to eat, I might as well buy a bento to fill my stomach." ”

Lin Xiyin and Zheng Xiyi, the two living treasure siblings, have been allergic to the kitchen since they were children, and they are nervous, in their mother's words, their hands are not touched by the spring water, except for eating or eating, the life of the young master and young lady for a lifetime. Lin Xiyin found a fiancé who could cook, and Zheng Xiyi followed Shen Yuanhao's meal, in his words, "Brother-in-law and bear child are dangerous creatures of the same level, I just often rub my brother-in-law's food, even if it is the friendliest kind of brother-in-law, brother-in-law, you can steal the fun." ”

Lin Xiyin was a little unbearable by Zheng Xiyi's complaints, Korean girls are basically housewives after they get married, and girls who can't cook will be gossiped. She fiercely stuffed the wrapped meat in her hand into Zheng Xiyi's mouth, "Eat yours, so many people can't stop your mouth after serving you to eat." Why don't you learn from your brother-in-law, and you can cook ten or eight dishes if you have nothing to do. What's the use of being so smart, what else can you do besides making scandals. ”

Zheng Xiyi rolled his eyes by her, finally swallowed a large piece of barbecue, and quickly took a sip of juice, and then calmed down, "Is this what I want to make trouble? Isn't it that you said that there are no paparazzi in South Korea? Besides, it's not that I command it properly, according to the old rules of S.M and DSP, I don't know how big the trouble is." ”

"Speaking of which, Xiyi is really smart, holding such an incident briefing will put down such a big scandal, and he also taught "Seoul Sports" a hard lesson, it is estimated that tomorrow the media will use "Seoul Sports" as a negative example. By the way, what exactly does crisis public relations mean?" Lee Hyo-ri quickly shifted the topic away from the scandal.

Lin Xiyin poured himself wine and said in a disdainful tone, "He didn't learn it, I don't know how much he learned these tricks." The term crisis public relations was coined by Edward Bernice, a pioneer in the field of public relations, and government departments and large corporations in the United States always have crisis public relations teams to deal with sudden scandals. ”

Cheng Youli stared at Lin Xiyin with a pair of big eyes and looked at Zheng Xiyi, such a professional thing that ordinary people don't know at all, let alone IDOL, who is busy running every day. Zheng Xiyi nodded, "Actually, as an artist, you should also learn public relations, especially crisis public relations." Of course, in Europe and the United States, these should be done by brokerage companies, in addition to issuing announcements denying it, Korean brokerage companies stipulate that they are not allowed to fall in love or go to bars and nightclubs when signing contracts, it is easy for them to make money, and the troubles are left to the artists themselves, they just need to draw blood. ”

Lee Hyo-ri and Sung Yo-ri sighed in unison, remembering that the company suddenly stopped investing resources when Fin.K.L was still in full swing, and they didn't even have the opportunity to be asked for opinions. As Zheng Xiyi said, when the Korean agency makes money, it must be at the forefront to take the biggest head, but if the artist wants to have any trouble, the company will only force the artist to kneel down and apologize, and compensate the company for its losses, and maybe even terminate the contract.

Lin Xiyin saw that the atmosphere suddenly became heavy, and reached out to pick up the wine glass, "Come on, come on, what are you talking about, South Korea is the environment now, and it won't change for a while, let's take our time." Anyway, this is a good result, we should celebrate with a drink, and let those unscrupulous media and agencies die!"

Li Xiaoli and Cheng Youli shook their heads, as if they wanted to throw all these unhappy things out of the clouds, the two girls reached out and picked up the wine glass, touched it hard with Lin Xiyin, and shouted: "Let those unscrupulous media and brokerage companies die!" and then tilted their heads and poured the wine into their mouths.

Zheng Xiyi covered his face in pain, I really don't know these three sisters, I haven't done anything evil in my previous life, how can I meet such a group of unobtrusive female men, one second I was still feeling nostalgic, and the next second I almost picked up the wine bottle and blew it directly.

Two hours later, Zheng Xiyi and Jin Kuiyu stuffed the drunk three girls into the nanny car with their backs, and sent them back to the dormitory and home one by one, and it was already more than one o'clock in the morning when Zheng Xiyi returned home. Zheng Xiyi weakly took off the clothes on his body and prepared to take a bath, but the wallet fell out of the pocket, picked up the wallet and looked at the empty inner bag, Zheng Xiyi couldn't help but feel sad from his heart, looking up to the sky and sighing, "Didn't you say that Korean dinners are all entertained by elders? Why did I pay for it? Shouldn't men come home drunk and women take care of them soberly when they come home in South Korea? Why do women come to me when they are drunk and men take care of them soberly, why do they all come to me in reverse!!"

PS: Dragon Boat Festival, two more