Gao Jun hummed a song, looked in the mirror, cut off the dead skin of the wound on his forehead, applied medicine himself, and pasted two band-aids on the cross, as if he had sealed the third eye, which was quite mysterious.

After everything was cleaned up, I only felt refreshed, especially when I secretly kissed Wu Xiaoyi just now, there was an indescribable excitement in my heart, and the fragrant lips were even more plump and soft, with an endless aftertaste.

As the saying goes, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing, this taste is really indescribable.

Therefore, the ancients described this kind of thing as particularly elegant, called stealing jade and stealing incense.

Moreover, this kind of thing is addictive, just like a kitten stealing fish, if you succeed once and have a sense of happiness and satisfaction, there will definitely be a second time.

Therefore, when Gao Jun walked out and looked at Wu Xiaoyi who was asleep, he couldn't help but move his index finger again, quietly walked out, leaned down, and wanted to taste the feeling of stealing jade and stealing incense again.

But as soon as she leaned over, Wu Xiaoyi's iconic big eyes suddenly opened, staring at her directly, as if she was a corpse.

"I'll wipe it!" Gao Jun exclaimed in surprise and bounced it directly.

Wu Xiaoyi's heart was overjoyed, but on the surface, she wrinkled her eyebrows and asked, "What are you going to do?"

was arrested, Gao Jun couldn't help but blush, nervous and embarrassed, scratching his ears and cheeks, which made Wu Xiaoyi even more happy, this guy finally became emotional about himself, look at his appearance of being a thief, this time the old lady also learned from you to pretend to be cold, see if you are in a hurry.

Wu Xiaoyi was suspicious in her heart, and she loved to watch Gao Jun eat deflated, so she asked in a loud voice: "Why are you dumb, say, what are you going to do to me?"

"I ......" Gao Jun scratched his head and said: "I just want to wake you up, today the sun is shining, the air is fresh after the snow, the outside is covered in silver, the scenery of the northern country is extraordinarily enchanting." ”

Listening to his incoherent nonsense, it felt like a teenager who confessed his first love, Wu Xiaoyi's heart blossomed, but her face was full of doubts: "Tell me to get up? What are you doing so close? What are you going to use to get me up?"

Gao Jun continued to scratch his head and said, "Prepare to whisper in your ear." ”

Seeing that his scalp was about to be scratched, Wu Xiaoyi didn't want to squeeze him anymore, just snorted coldly and said, "I believe your nonsense, flash aside, this girl is going to get up." ”

Gao Jun immediately flashed to the corner of the wall, picking at the wall, as if he had thought about it.

I really didn't expect this tough man to have such a cute side, and he lifted the quilt triumphantly and got up, but he heard Gao Jun ask rhetorically: "Eh, why are you in my bed?"

Wu Xiaoyi's heart was shocked, her face turned red instantly, she helped him change the medicine last night, and looked at the scars on his body because of herself, she was very distressed, she touched her tears for a while, and fell asleep in a daze.

But she definitely wouldn't say that, but instead resorted to a woman's usual trick, and said, "How do I know, is it you, a rascal, who took advantage of my sleep to carry me over?"

This time, it was Gao Jun's turn to counterattack: "If I have that mind, I'll just drill your quilt to get into the nest, okay, what are you doing with that effort?"

Wu Xiaoyi's face turned even redder, and she could only mess around: "Who said it was your bed, I remember that it seemed that I fell asleep first yesterday, and it was obvious that you drilled into my bed with bad intentions." ”

This...... Gao Jun is really speechless in the face of women's ability to mess around, and if he continues to be entangled like this, I'm afraid that he will really be drilled by me in the end, he opened his mouth in embarrassment, and the words behind him still haven't been spoken.

He suddenly stopped talking, and Wu Xiaoyi also felt embarrassed, after all, the two woke up in a bed, and they couldn't say anything about it, and they couldn't say it, but if they didn't say it, they felt that the thin veil between the two of them couldn't be broken.

So she glared at Gao Jun, simply forced him to confess, and then drilled a quilt openly.

Gao Jun dodged his eyes, pretended to be stupid, and just didn't speak.

The two were in a stalemate for a long time before Gao Jun spoke: "You say it's strange, it's obviously a place for drinking and carnival, but it's called a nightclub, and it's obviously a place to rest and sleep, but it's called a hotel, why is this?"

Wu Xiaoyi was stunned for a moment, originally thought that he would confess after brewing for a long time, but who would have thought of saying such a useless nonsense, which made her furious: "I don't know!"

When women are in a bad mood, they like to dress up seriously, and when they look at themselves in the mirror more and more beautiful, their mood will become beautiful, but usually this kind of dressing up will take a long time, Gao Jun leaned on the bedside and slept again, only to be woken up by Wu Xiaoyi pinching her nose.

When I opened my eyes, I saw a dazzling, bright and beautiful woman in front of me, which is the dream of all men, but Gao Jun said: "Get out!"

"What?" Wu Xiaoyi was furious.

I only heard Gao Jun say again: "Go back to your fairy world and be a fairy, why bother to go down to earth to embarrass mortals!"

Wu Xiaoyi's anger that had just risen disappeared in an instant, and she gently slapped Gao Jun and said, "You don't tease me, don't you want to go to the grassroots level, why are you sleeping again, let's go." ”

Gao Jun immediately said: "That's why, I asked you to go back to the fairy world, please eldest sister, we are going to go to the class, it is a private visit, you dress up like this, but what should you do if it causes the crowd to watch, what should you do if you cause the singles to worship?"

"I hate it!" Wu Xiaoyi smiled brightly, it was called a showmanship.

Gao Jun and Wu Xiaoyi walked out hand in hand, looking at them from a distance, they were handsome men and beautiful women, talented and beautiful, and up close, they saw that Gao Jun had a '×'-shaped band-aid on his head, which was very funny, and instantly lowered the general match index.

All this was seen by Tu Qiang's subordinates who stayed behind, and he was extremely sure that these two people must have been sent by the imperial court inspection team, because they only looked like positive characters and heroes in old movies.

The men are tall and handsome, masculine and full of wisdom, while the women are pure and feminine, like the husband and wife of agents who have penetrated into the enemy and engaged in underground work.

As soon as the two of them arrived the day before yesterday, they saw a man stumbling in, grabbing the waiter's hand and asking eagerly: "Room 810, room 810, my mobile phone, my mobile phone ......"

Gao Jun and the others immediately stopped, and at a glance, they understood that this should be the owner of the mobile phone with five million in the payment account.

Since Tu Qiang is making a play, he must be consummated, since this money Gaojun and they did not transfer away, there must be a reasonable explanation, if there is no owner, it is a bribe deliberately arranged.

So the appearance of this person is not surprising at all, but the acting skills are clumsy, as a person worth five million, the whole body is famous but all are high imitations, which is excessive.

But the time is quite accurate, the train will stop at the next station after three hours, and then take the car to turn back, the car is not easy to find during the Spring Festival, and the road is slippery in snowy weather, so it will be slower to come back, it is just more than nine hours now, which is rigorous enough.

Gao Jun took the mobile phone and walked directly to the front desk, saying that they found it in the room.

The man was overjoyed, snatched the mobile phone, quickly checked the payment account, and immediately showed the surprise of escaping from the dead, and even coming back from the dead, and thanked Gao Jun for his kindness, and immediately took off a big gold chain from his neck, as well as the big gold watch on his wrist, and said that he would give them a thank you, and strongly asked them to have a barbecue and make friends.

As soon as Gao Jun saw the gold chain, he knew that he couldn't wear it to the bathhouse, otherwise it would float up when he took a bath, so he naturally politely declined and pulled Wu Xiaoyi out.

There was only one taxi waiting at the door, and it was clear that they had no choice.

"Now it's finally a little bit scary. Wu Xiaoyi said excitedly: "I feel that we are about to go deep into the enemy camp, ambushed on all sides, embattled on all sides, the slightest carelessness is a catastrophe, it depends on how we deal with the enemy, I feel excited when I think about it, right, Adjutant Hu, the king of heaven and the tiger!"

Gao Jun smiled and said, "Chicken stewed mushrooms." ”

"Be serious. Wu Xiaoyi punched him angrily, but her spirit became more and more excited, and she didn't expect that she would have the opportunity to participate in this heroic story.

The only taxi made them have no choice, and even Wu Xiaoyi knew that the taxi driver must be Tu Qiang's person, so he was extra careful.

The driver turned his head and asked, "Where are you going?"

Wu Xiaoyi said expressionlessly: "Those who drive the mountain, dig medicinal herbs!"

One sentence stunned the driver, and in order to cooperate with Wu Xiaoyi, Gao Jun immediately said: "There is a cloud hanging in the northwest sky." ”

Wu Xiaoyi subconsciously said: "Mistaking the black cloud for the white cloud." ”

"What about you bandits? Don't take it too seriously when you watch TV dramas in the future. Gao Jun smiled bitterly and said: "Drive, brother, take us to the Xituzhuang Market and shop for some local products." ”

"Okay. The driver simply answered, drove away, and deliberately glanced at Wu Xiaoyi from the rearview mirror, as if he was looking at a neuropathy.

Wu Xiaoyi was also embarrassed, knowing that she was too nervous, how could she even jump out of the black talk of the bandits.

However, a genius with a high IQ naturally knows how to resolve embarrassment: "Hehe, when I arrived in the northern country, I naturally remembered these classic episodes, you say, should we also formulate a few secret words in case of emergency." ”

"Okay. Of course, Gao Jun couldn't look at Wu Xiaoyi embarrassed, and immediately smiled: "That's it, in the future, whenever I want to have sex with you, I'll say 'Dick Silk Chameleon', if you don't agree, you can say 'Pervert and hooligan', and then I say 'Rogue looking for a rotten girl', if you don't agree, say 'A rotten girl has a lover', and if you agree, say 'Just worthy of a hooligan'." ”

"Get out!" Wu Xiaoyi said incomparably flat.

The driver in front also laughed, thinking that these two people were too interesting.

Wu Xiaoyi stretched her face depressedly and pouted, her good mood and nervous mood were destroyed, silently looking at the street scene outside, a vast white area, few people and few cars, the calm town is as vivid as an ink painting, if you were really greedy for the five million last night, it would be really good to live in seclusion here with Gao Jun for the rest of your life.