Chapter 68: A fat man fell from the sky
For a person like Xuan Xuanzi who has no intention of staying, every time he leaves, he will not cause any sadness or reluctance to Tang Jiezhong, but only a little melancholy.
Seeing off Xuan Xuanzi, Tang Jiezhong put on a grimace mask and walked into the secret room, and Ye Tian was lying in the basin of Chinese medicine and falling asleep. Looking at the lack of one-third of the medicinal soup in the Chinese medicine basin, Tang Jiezhong couldn't help but wonder, could it be that he was drunk by this kid?
"Wake up, stop snoring. Tang Jiezhong woke up Ye Tian, who was dreaming, maybe he was dreaming, Ye Tian looked at Tang Jiezhong sleepily, and only muttered: After this beer is too unpalatable, he fell asleep again.
Tang Jiezhong was so angry that he wanted to be happy, this kid's heart is too big, right? Thinking that he would be his fellow disciple in the future, Tang Jiezhong directly took Ye Tian out, and after ordering Ye Tian's sleeping hole, he generously carried Ye Tian to the third floor and threw it on the big bed in the guest room.
When it got dark, Tang Jiezhong drove to the vicinity of the martial arts school, parked the car in a hidden location, and then carried Ye Tian and disappeared into the night like a phantom.
With Tang Jiezhong's hand, it was easy to sneak into such a martial arts school without anyone noticing. After putting Ye Tian in the grass, Tang Jiezhong used the mastery he had learned from Xuan Xuanzi, like a gecko attached to the wall, the black night suit gave Tang Jiezhong an excellent cover, even if a person stood downstairs and looked up carefully, it was difficult to find Tang Jiezhong's figure.
Through the window, Tang Jiezhong saw two little fat men sitting on the floor of the bedroom with a sad face, pouring beer into their mouths one by one.
Tang Jiezhong sighed softly, turned around and returned to the grass to pinch a Taoist mantra for cultivating the mind, meditated cross-legged and patiently waited for the two little ones to fall asleep. waited until nearly midnight, and the two little ones were so drunk that they turned to lie on the bed, and their buttocks pouted so that they fell asleep.
Tang Jiezhong quietly unlocked the door downstairs, evaded the patrolling security guards, and then opened the door and put Ye Tian on the bed, and after unlocking Ye Tian's acupoint, he floated down the window.
The next morning, Xiaopang went to pee in a daze, and when he went, he didn't care when he saw that there seemed to be one more person, and when he came back, he saw that Ye Tian was sleeping soundly with his bare ass. Xiaopang rubbed his eyes vigorously, walked to the side of the second cannon and pinched the second cannon vigorously.
"Ah!!" the second cannon jumped high, and he was about to beat the little fat when he stood up.
"What are you pinching Lao Tzu for?"
"I'll see if I'm dreaming. ”
The second cannon was so angry that he rubbed his belly that was pinched purple by Xiao Fat and scolded: "Are you dreaming of pinching yourself, pinch me can know if you are dreaming?"
"I... I'm afraid of pain. ”
The second cannon was sobered up by the fat pinch, and was about to pick up Wang Baquan's fist to fight with Xiaopang, but when he saw that Xiaopang was stupid and didn't know how to defend, he looked at Xiaopang's eyes.
"Brother Ye Tian!" The second cannon grinned, but he cried first, and it didn't matter where Ye Tian was, he hugged it.
was kicked on the heel by Ye Tian, Ye Tian pointed at the second cannon and scolded: "You two are dead perverts, you actually kissed my ass." ”
Xiaopang wiped his eyes: "When did you come back? We didn't see you when we went to bed in the middle of the night last night, you don't know how hateful those old monks are, they didn't let us in, and they lied to us that you had been taken down the mountain." ”
Let Xiaopang ask this, Ye Tiancai suddenly realized that he had returned to the school's dormitory!
Ye Tian scratched his head, and he didn't know how to answer the overwhelming questions of the little fat second artillery for a while.
Ye Tian told Xiaopang and the second cannon a general story, and then, the three big-hearted children swaggered and prepared to sneak out in the morning to find the best restaurant in Songshan to celebrate. Anyway, he has come back safely, not only has he realized his original wish to kill Shaolin, but his injuries are also good. I don't know exactly what happened, but now it seems that I haven't suffered much.
Ye Tian's dormitory has been specially approved not to participate in the morning class, so when the three children came out, the children in the other dormitories had already run away around the playground.
Ye Tian moved his rusty arms and legs, and said, "I just like this kind of thing where we don't have to participate in training, and then we can watch others train, it's really comfortable." ”
"Do you want to tell the old headmaster? The old headmaster was really nice to us when you weren't there. ”
Ye Tian scratched his head and said to Xiaopang: "Well, then you can call Principal Zhou, seeing our old Comrade Zhou, you have to nag for a long time." ”
Hearing the news that Xiaopang said that Ye Tian was back, Principal Zhou's heart was like eating ginseng fruit, and he felt that the 48,000 sweat pores on his body were stretched, and his life was not easy these days, although no one came to Xingshi to ask for guilt, but Ye Tian was indeed nowhere to be found. Principal Zhou personally went to Shaolin to inquire, and the answer he got was that he didn't know anything. In desperation, Principal Zhou had no choice but to report to the top, but after the report, there was no follow-up from the top.
This made Comrade Zhou, who thought he had experienced many incredible things recently, even more upset. Ye Tian couldn't be found, and there was no clear guidance from above. Principal Zhou had no choice but to stay in the martial arts school and wait.
Now that he heard Xiaopang say that Ye Tian was back, Principal Zhou seemed to have let go of the burden of a thousand catties, and happily told Xiaopang to go out to play and pay attention to safety, which was very unnutritious, and hung up the phone and hurriedly informed Zhang Yizhong. This kid has been scared with Principal Zhou recently, and the good news is quickly told to him, everyone can sleep well tonight.
"Brother Ye Tian, where are we going to eat?" Seeing Ye Tian, the haze in the hearts of Xiaopang and the second cannon disappeared, and they naturally had a great appetite.
Ye Tian scratched his head and said, "Let's go eat meat, I'm going to starve to death in the past few days." You don't know that the weird guy who got me back didn't give me anything to eat, so he locked me up and put me in a pot of soup, which made me suspect that he didn't want me to be beaten to death by Shaolin but wanted me to starve to death, no way, I just started drinking that soup, it was very bad to drink. ”
Xiaopang asked strangely, "Brother Ye Tian, didn't you say that the soup was soaked in the body, why did you drink it, how dirty is it?"
Ye Tian's eyes widened: "Could it be that Lao Tzu wants to starve to death? What do you drink if you don't drink soup?"
The second cannon suddenly remembered something, and his face was surprised: "Brother Ye Tian, where did you pee in those days? You can't move, did you pee in the soup?" Oh my God!"
Ye Tian's old face turned red rarely, and he kicked Xiaopang and Ercang into the sky respectively, looking at Xiaopang and Erpao trying to hold back their laughter, and said hatefully: "This matter, if you two say it, you will die!"