“666……”

"Xiu'er, is that you?"

"It's so showy, my scalp is numb. ”

"When it comes to pretending to beep, I only convince the king of Chu. ”

"Master Chu, what gift do you want to say directly, can't I brush it?"

Without him, just because Chu An is too capable of pretending to beep.

This forced to pretend to be the right thing to stir up the G-spot in the hearts of countless people.

He stepped on the edge of the cliff, with his back to the abyss, and raised his hands high, and if he was not careful, he would fall into the abyss.

Standing on the edge of a flat ground and a cliff gives people two completely different feelings.

Normal people don't fall on flat ground, but standing on the edge of a cliff, there is a feeling as if you are rootless duckweed, and you will fall down when the wind blows gently.

All of this is actually fear at work.

If you pull a person here and don't tell him that there is a cliff behind him, I believe that he can even lower his waist and do this kind of difficult action.

"It's easy to go up the hill and hard to get down. ”

Chu An took a few steps forward, stopped, and looked for the way down the mountain.

The true meaning of this sentence is that although it is laborious to go up the mountain, it is not easy to be dangerous, and it is easy to lose your footing when going down, although it is labor-saving. ”

Coincidentally, Hillary Clinton, the first New Zealander to climb Mount Everest 50 years ago, said something to the same effect: the key to climbing Mount Everest is not just to get to the top, I even think it's more important to be able to get down safely. ”

He said this while expressing his opinion on the debate over who was the first person to climb Everest, and it is said that two Britons who may have climbed the summit before Hillary Clinton were killed in an accident on the way down. ”

Xu Ren, deputy commander-in-chief of the Huaxia Mountaineering Team, once repeated what Hillary Clinton said in an interview with the media: Mountaineering is not the end of the summit, and it is only successful when you return safely. If you're going to climb the mountain, be sure to leave plenty of time to come back. ”

"Why is it so hard to go down the mountain?"

Chu An paused, and then said: "Because in addition to the steep mountain road, it is related to the fact that a lot of physical strength is consumed when going up the mountain, and the action of going down the mountain is very different from ordinary walking.

Because the gravity of the mountain is downward, and its own force is upward, the two forces are in opposite directions, forming a balanced shape, except for a little effort, the danger is small.

Going down a mountain is different, the center of gravity is downward, and the force itself is also downward.

In this way, it is difficult to grasp the balance, and if you don't get too much forward momentum, it will be dangerous.

And if the speed is too fast when descending the mountain, the legs and feet will be sore and shivering, which will lead to a stumble. ”

As he spoke, Chu An smiled excitedly at the camera again.

This made the audience in the live broadcast room feel a bulge in their hearts, and there was a common voice in their hearts: This is going to do things again!

Sure enough,

I saw Chu An under the camera, and said a little excitedly: "Mount Everest is the highest mountain in the world, and I must go up for a walk in the future." ”

Boom!

Hearing this, the sailors frantically brushed up all kinds of small gifts in the live broadcast room.

Chu An went farther and farther on the road to death, and he didn't know when he would kill himself.

Look at it and cherish it.

"But it's too far to talk about it now, so I'd better take care of what's in front of me. ”

Chu An held a mountaineering stick in both arms, like an old man who was about to die, trembling and walking down the mountain step by step.

“……”

"Master Chu, you're too cowardly. ”

"Destroy the image of your majesty in our hearts. ”

Seeing this, Chu An sneered disdainfully, "Don't be reckless in the wilderness, any easy and simple methods must be used, saving physical strength is the king!"

And besides, the image, what image do you think I have?"

Chu An has a deep grudge, some time ago he was in the university group, silently paddling for a few days, and found a sad fact that made him vomit.

Unconsciously, he has replaced Yao Riyue, Uncle Ge, and Er Kang as a rising giant in the emoji industry.

Seeing the group of sluts in the water group, all of them had their own emoji fighting pictures, Chu An suddenly felt that the world was full of malice towards him.

Uninstall, uninstall, uninstall decisively!

…………

After all, Mount Wumeng is not as good as Mount Everest, and it is also a subtropical region no matter how you say it.

After descending the bare mountain road at the top of the mountain, it was much easier to walk.

The surrounding bushes are overgrown with weeds, and every few steps are cleared by a saber.

Along the way, Chu An's harvest has also been quite rich.

"Wild golden pomelo, the flesh is white, crisp, juicy, moderately sweet and sour, has a fragrant smell, the pulp contains high vitamin C, and has the effect of eliminating food and detoxifying hangover......"

"Lotus mist, the flesh is spongy, slightly apple-scented, contains protein, fat, carbohydrates and minerals such as calcium, phosphorus, potassium, etc., suitable for treating heat and diuresis and calming the nerves......"

"Shakya, also known as the Buddha's head fruit ......"

“……”

Seeing that he was about to go down the mountain, Chu An's eyes were red, and he waved his long stick, aiming at the bushes and weeds around him, rummaging around.

"Where's the meat? It's so strange, why? Is it hard for me to fast at night?"

Chu An looked puzzled and said, "You have also seen along the way, the ecological environment of Wumeng Mountain is excellent, and it stands to reason that there should not even be wild animals." ”

Morning on the other side of Mount Umeng.

Chu An saw a lot of wild animals, but because there were a lot of edible animals, and he was about to go up the mountain, in order to reduce the weight, he didn't go to prepare food for the night.

According to the plan, he planned to hunt a few hunts on the way down the mountain for dinner.

But along the way, I can't even see a poisonous snake, which is really weird.

The more he thought about it, the more solemn the expression on Chu An's face became, and he said in a low voice: "In the wilderness, you must always pay attention to the changes in the environment.

Once there is an abnormality, it means that there is a special situation.

Just like the last time they drifted at sea, before the seaspout, the seagulls would move south en masse to avoid being swept away by the storm.

And this time ......"

Eliminate all impossibilities, and the rest, even if it is no longer possible, is the truth!

Chu An suddenly had a bad premonition.

Earthquake?

This idea was born in his heart, but Chu An didn't dare to explain it.

This is no different from others, there are now more than 40 million viewers in the live broadcast room, and he has to bear absolute responsibility for every word he says.

Spread rumors, retweet more than 400 will be sentenced, these tens of millions down, it is estimated that the bottom of the prison will sit through.

Besides, he was only skeptical now, and he didn't dare to confirm it.

Buzz ~~~

Suddenly, a bee-like noise came from far and near.

The dense sound makes people's scalps tingle.

"Bees?"

Chu An climbed a tree in twos and threes, climbed high and looked into the air, but found no trace of bees, looked down, and his face changed greatly: ", how can this thing appear on the Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau, nonsense!"

When Chu An heard this, he immediately slipped down from the tree, and ran away without looking around, wishing that his mother would give him a few more legs.