1422 I Will Never Fight (6)
Hearing Gu Zheng's cheeks twitch for a while, he almost collapsed even the character of the immortals.
Just when Gu Zheng was about to reach his limit and was about to go away, His Majesty the Emperor, who had seen enough of the excitement, waved his robe to stop the people around him from following, and walked into this small bamboo pavilion that was clear at a glance but quite interesting.
Strange to say, since the footsteps of this emperor have just moved.
The moths that had been surrounding the beauty's side seemed to be inspired, and their wings spread out from all sides.
However, it took a short time to make this small bamboo pavilion full of more than a dozen moths...... Just flew one and wiped it out.
Only a smiling Situ Jingming was left, looking condescendingly at the woman who was still pretending to be asleep on the recliner.
After the two of them remained in this state for a long time, the emperor's smile was all taken back.
He couldn't compare to Gu Zheng's thickness, so he didn't hold back, but opened his mouth first.
"Don't pretend, your eyes are still purring. ”
As he said this, he also kicked the recliner that looked quite comfortable with his toes.
At this moment, Gu Zheng, who was crooked on the recliner, turned over from a high position, and looked at Situ Jingming in one place with a whoosh.
Where has this Situ Jingming been so frightened, when his eyes widened and he was about to shout when he opened his mouth, Gu Zheng covered the other party's mouth with his small hand, and the other hand buckled the back of his head, and turned over and threw His Majesty the Emperor down on the bamboo and rattan chair he had slept on just now, and his thighs stepped up and rode on Situ Jingming's body.
This string of actions was done neatly, and the strings of eunuchs and guards who followed behind Situ Jingming lowered their heads and did not dare to face the scene of the emperor and the concubines getting along in order to avoid suspicion, and naturally they couldn't see what Gu Zheng was so bold about.
Therefore, Situ Jingming, who is now being pressed on the rattan chair, is only left with a woo woo.
He glared at him and expressed a thought: What do you want to do?
Just when he was angry and ready to resist, Zhao Changzai, who did not play cards according to common sense, arched his head into his arms at once.
'Bang'
smashed Situ Jingming, who was trying to lift his body, back, and just when His Majesty the Emperor was in pain because of this fork, the woman who fell into his arms was faintly resentful.
"Your Majesty, have you forgotten about your concubine?"
"But it doesn't matter, the concubine still found His Majesty with her ability, didn't she?"
After speaking, this Gu Zheng slowly pulled the hand that was pressed on Situ Jingming's mouth, and with a touch of the corner of his mouth, he smiled.
"Just now, Your Majesty said that I pretended to be asleep, and Your Majesty quietly made me this place, if I don't want to feel anything, is this a good place to rest?"
After speaking, Gu Zheng stretched out his hand to the sky, and the eyes of the guide Situ Jingming looked at the bamboo shed.
The pavilion here is woven haphazardly by coarse bamboo, which blocks most of the moonlight, and the shadow is full of shadows, which is cool and transparent.
A gust of wind blows, the bamboo leaves rustle, it is really a good place to take a cool rest.
Thinking of this, the corners of Situ Jingming's mouth couldn't help but curl up, and in Gu Zheng's deliberately slowed down tone, he seemed to also feel the comfort here, as well as a sense of sleepiness that welled up in his heart.
I'm a little sleepy, why are my eyelids so heavy, probably tired, so take a nap.
Situ Jingming, who was relaxed, was relieved, and fell asleep on this bamboo and rattan chair.
This made Gu Zheng, who had always had one cheek close to the other party's chest, quickly twitched his cheek, raised his face, and pulled away from the other party for a certain distance.
Taking advantage of this moment, he silently asked in his heart: "Laughing and forgetting the book, checking the heartbeat, are you really asleep?"
"Yes, Master Gu, don't worry. ”
Okay, just wait for this sentence.
"The soul swap system is activated. ”
Under Gu Zheng's instructions, the system ball that had already been hiding in Situ Jingming's body and had been implementing the latent plan was operational.
After a dripping sound, Situ Jingming, who was lying on the recliner, opened his eyes with a whoosh.
At this time, his eyes were completely different.
Gu Zheng successfully exchanged with him.
At the same time, the body that should have belonged to him was poofed...... He fell crookedly into the arms of His Majesty the Emperor, and became a sleeping appearance.
Great, the first exchange went smoothly.
Gu Zheng, who was squatting in Situ Jingming's shell, immediately saw a monitor behind him, on which there was a clock counting down at high speed.
This first soul swap didn't leave him much time.
After deducting the ten seconds he wasted after accepting his body just now, Gu Zheng now only had twenty seconds left.
After confirming the time, Gu Zheng, who was lying on the recliner outside, did not waste time, raised his voice slightly, and gave the first order to the people outside the bamboo pavilion.
"Xiao Anzi, get me a futon and let everyone stand down!"
After speaking, he put Situ Jingming's posture in place, and once again resumed his posture of closing his eyes and recuperating his mind.
And the father-in-law An who was standing outside the pavilion understood in seconds.
He knew that this Zhao Chang, who had been surrounded and intercepted for a long time, was there, and he was afraid that from tonight onwards, no one would be able to stop her from rising.
Xiao Anzi, who got the order, retreated quickly, and the time of twenty seconds was also very fast.
But after a while, Gu Zheng returned to his body again, and said again to the body in front of him with an indescribable smile: "Soul exchange!"
When he opened his eyes again, Grandpa An, who was quick with his hands and feet, was standing outside the pavilion only one step away from the bamboo and rattan chair with a thin quilt.
"Come here, cover me up, and you can step down. ”
"Whoa!"
When this big quilt is covered and heaven and earth are the corner, Gu Zheng can do whatever he wants in a down-to-earth manner.
'Chirp, tweet. ’
This night may be a long night for him, but for Situ Jingming, who knows nothing, he really had a good night's sleep.
As an emperor, he is exhausted and has a lot of thoughts.
The tired body, but the brain that can't sleep well.
Although there was no gorgeous hall this night, and it could even be said that he slept in the open air, Situ Jingming felt unprecedented relaxation.
He didn't have a dream, and he didn't wake up halfway through his sleep.
This made him wake up by Gonggong An, who was standing outside the bamboo forest and in the wilderness, and looked at Gu Zheng'er, who was still lying on the bamboo chair and sleeping like someone else's eyes, all kind.
The refreshed Situ Jingming put on a robe under the service of Grandpa An, and took the steps outside the bamboo pavilion while stretching his arms.
"It's funny that this Zhao Chang is here, this dark place, he didn't take the opportunity to invite pets, and he really just hugged me and slept all night. ”
"Yes, a sensible one. ”
"In this way, Xiao Anzi, after a while, you will pass on a will to Zhao Changzai, and say, as compensation, I will go to her green bamboo residence tonight to rest. ”
"Let her wait. Hahaha. ”
After speaking, His Majesty the Emperor waved his robe, stepped on the dragon chariot that had been prepared by the bamboo forest, and went straight to the Taihe Hall in front of him.
Refreshed, clear-headed, and after eating, I have the energy to continue fighting with those old foxes.
'Bang la la'
When the crowd evacuated, the palace maid who was waiting behind the pavilion rushed towards the small pavilion.
When he saw Gu Zheng on the recliner with one eye open and one eye closed to peek at the place where the emperor left, he knelt down and congratulated him: "Congratulations to Zhao Chang!"
"Our Cuizhuju is finally going to live a good life. ”
It's a pity that Gu Zheng can't feel this excitement.
He stretched out a hand to the little palace maid with drooping eyelids, and lazily returned: "Just one sentence, you are happy like this?"
"Huh. ”
The contempt in this smile could not be hidden.
This emperor kid is also a thief and slippery thing, and he has developed a stinky problem after being in a high position, and he doesn't know how to go when he picks up girls.
He has no reward, and he doesn't bring Jin Feng, and he wants to make women grateful to Dade in a word?
What's more, this sentence is still what Gu Zheng is most worried about: I want to sleep with you, this kind of key words.
Can you make him feel good in Gu Zheng's heart?
It is only a short 100-meter distance from the bamboo pavilion to his green bamboo residence.
Just 100 meters, he sighed seven or eight times.
This night, he was busy for a long time, and in three and a half hours, he only replaced fifteen times, because the number of substitutions reached the limit, and he had to stop.
According to the data analysis given by this low-level system, if he forcibly replaced the 100 times back and forth in one night, then the body he is now is going to collapse, not to mention, the shell of the originally healthy emperor will also die.
If this is the case.
He and Situ Jingming could exchange bodies twice for every half an hour.
Gu Zheng needed to stay up seven nights to swap out his entire body.
Seven all-nighters doesn't seem like a long time.
But the problem is that he is about to face an incident that a straight man with a steel pipe absolutely can't bear.
That is to be slept with by another man.
Although the body is female, the gender is still male.
Gu Zheng is definitely not a person who can turn himself into a mosquito coil because of the transformation of physical characteristics.
The reason why those men who have changed into texts can be refreshed by their former buddies with a good attitude is that the people who wrote these books themselves are not straight men.
Then, an extremely serious problem was in front of him.
He was given the opportunity to exchange bodies with the emperor again, and how could he escape the fate of being pajamased?
The laughing book on the side probably figured out Gu Zheng's thoughts, it looked at Gu Zheng who was lying back in his bedroom, Gu Zheng who was lying on his back on the bed had been thinking in a daze, and it gave the other party an idea that he thought was very reliable.
"Gu Zheng, in fact, if you think about it from another angle, don't you still have that swap system?"
"Now after fifteen replacements, aren't you able to stay in the other party's body for an hour?"
"You men, well, when you do that, an hour is more than enough, right?"
Hey, I don't like to hear that.
Hearing this, Gu Zheng, who was originally lying on the bed indifferently, seemed to have been extremely insulted, and he rolled up from the bed with a swish, and laughed back in the tone of a mentally handicapped child: "You mean, change it to me him?"
As soon as the words fell, Gu Zheng's figure appeared in the sea of divine consciousness, and he began to fan his mouth with a smile and forgot the book! "Smack! Are you saying that I used Situ Jingming's body to take care of the pure and flawless Gu Zheng'er?"
"The most terrifying thing is that there is still a man's soul inside the shell??"
"Smack!"
Laughing and forgetting the book flew into the sky.
"Are you stupid?"
"Smack!"
Laughing and forgetting the book was pasted on the wall again.
"Wait until early in the morning, if Situ Jingming is unaware of this, will he not be suspicious?"
"Can the man himself know if he has done that or not?"
"Don't think that you have chased hundreds of romantic dramas with a Douban score of less than 6, and you are an expert. ”
"That kind of drama is TM to deceive women, don't fool the brains of those women who are in love and, how can you let men deceive!"
"You sober me up, you are also a high-level salted fish system!"
"Smack!"
Xiaowangshu was neatly slapped into the corner by Gu Zheng, and fell to the left and right of the White Lotus system, and in the other party's gloating laughter, he was completely dumbfounded.
Gu Zheng, who was angry and lucky, was still thinking about it in his mouth.
"Besides, why should I have to bear the pain of breaking melons that shouldn't belong to me in the first place?"
"Hey, yes, I can't bear it. ”
"What if the emperor boy is overwhelmed?"
"Or ......"
Thinking of this, Gu Zheng laughed hehehe
Let the little palace maid, who had already walked into the room with clean clothes, shrink her neck and retreat.
My little master is really interesting, obviously saying that he is not happy, but in fact, he is happy in the bottom of his heart.
She didn't know that her master had come up with a way to break the jar.
……
Time passed in the heart of Cuizhuju, and the preparations were in full swing.
When night fell and the lights of the palace were lit, this unstoppable Cuizhu Residence ushered in the arrival of the real master of the palace, Emperor Situ Jingming.
The emperor, who had arrived half an hour earlier than usual, noticed that this woman was different from others as soon as he entered this interesting dormitory.
Because the decoration of this house is like a snow cave compared to the environment where other concubines live, it is clean and clean.
The daughter's favorite flowers, carvings, and ornaments are none of them here in Gu Zheng.
On the contrary, there are a few more papers of slightly mediocre quality, inkstones of average color, and a few historical books that women rarely touch.
Looking at this arrangement, it looks like a man's study who is studying poetry and books.
made Situ Jingming suddenly think that he had entered the inner study of a minister's house, and the charm that had surged slightly in his heart was poured out in this environment.
"Ahem, Zhao Chang is here, are you poor?"
"I remember that when I was canonized, I should have been rewarded, right?"
Who thought that this different Zhao Chang was there, but at this time, he got up, walked behind Situ Jingming, and used the most gentle movements to support him on the chair he was usually sitting on, so that he leaned back on the back of the chair similar to the angle of a rocking chair, and gently pressed his hands on the temples on both sides of Situ Jingming.
Then, these two fingers, which were supposed to cook tea and spice it up, slowly pressed it with a very moderate force.
The comfortable Situ Jingming forgot what he was going to ask next, so he simply closed his eyes to feel the comfortable feeling at this time.
In this kind of unhurried acupressure, Gu Zheng tried his best to make his tone as smooth and soft, and when his extremely demagogic voice sounded, even the last bit of corrective responsibility of His Majesty the Emperor was thrown away without a trace.
"Your Majesty, you have really wronged the concubine, the concubine has lived like this in her family since she was a child, and my father also raised me as a man's family. ”
"Compared with those flowers and plants, pearls and green rings, the concubine thought that the fragrance of books and ink was more worthy of the concubine. ”
"Your Majesty doesn't look at the simplicity of this room, but every place is arranged by the concubine herself. ”
"Don't dislike the vulgarity of those papers, but the handwriting on them is also beautiful. ”
"On weekdays, Your Majesty is in the palace of your sister next to you, and what you get is splendid and glorious, and the concubine only hopes that Your Majesty, who comes to this green bamboo residence, can temporarily enjoy the peace of a handful of books and ink. ”
"Nowadays, the concubine and His Majesty use the massage fingering method taught by the old doctor who lived in the neighborhood in the early years. ”
"At the beginning, the concubine's father managed the tedious affairs outside the county government, and there was a headache and fatigue, and the concubine's mother had a sore back and leg pain because of family work, and the concubine personally massaged them personally. ”
"Now this fingering of the concubine is relieving the fatigue of His Majesty's body and having a good relaxing effect. ”
"The concubine only hopes that His Majesty will be well, so she has nothing else to ask for. ”
After saying this, Gu Zheng didn't say much, just lightly and tightly pressed his head for Situ Jingming.
The emperor shook his head comfortably, and continued to ask with a little sleepiness: "Then I come to you to sleep, you won't feel wronged, and you won't complain?"
Gu Zheng behind him chuckled, held back the twitching corners of his mouth, and made the most perfect answer: "How come?"
"After all, the day the concubine saw His Majesty, the concubine knew it, and I was pleased. ”
"What the king's heart desires is what the concubine's heart wants, and what the monarch needs is still what the concubine needs. ”
"The whole world of this Great Wei belongs to His Majesty, and the concubine's love is naturally His Majesty's. ”
"How Your Majesty sleeps and how you sleep, naturally Your Majesty has the final say. ”
"Your Majesty?"
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