"Oh! Stop fighting! It hurts! You still scratch! Don't get your teeth... You stinky cat, you actually bite me!"

Seo Won-hyun scratched and bit at a bracelet.

"You're a dog, huh, and you're biting!?"

You're not human, I bite you without any psychological pressure Okay, keep biting.

"Woo woo, I surrender, I can't surrender, whatever you say in the future, do it. "The machine spirit finally cried, wow, wow, I couldn't cry.

Very good, Xu Yuanxuan, who had been angry for a long time, was suddenly refreshed.

"Teleport me back to the villa first. ”

"Yes, uncle, this will be done!"

Or is it easy to teleport, and it arrives directly.. Belch....

"Didn't you report the deduction to the person?"

"The state doesn't allow two-way charges, so we charge a fee once we transmit it. ”

"Didn't you buy a round-trip ticket directly before?"

"That was before... Xuedan is troublesome, so every time it is only a round-trip ticket, in fact, our service is very comprehensive in place, we not only have one-way tickets, round-trip tickets, but also interval tickets, travel tickets, group purchase discounts. ”

“....”

God's special group purchase discount, pro, kiss whom?

Xu Yuanxuan took a look at the "service price list" and found that although Xuedan's fur was white, his heart was black... That Immortal Bureau No. 2333 and the live map are two of the two pieces in the newbie set that can be bought for 10 million... 10 million bought the entire set, but Xuedan still sold it to himself separately at that time.

But he looked at the exchange of the beginner-level eight-tailed cat (no divine power), which required ten drops of nine-tailed cat essence blood, so he couldn't complain. Xuedan black spots are black spots, her giving will only be more than taking, not less.

I guess she is very helpless to cheat herself like this, right? It's all the fault of poverty...

"Is my transformation under your jurisdiction?"

"Transform, what to change? You don't think I'm a Kenpa bracelet, do you? I'm not that kind of hentai thing!"

Well, it seems that this bracelet is not very interested in the Kenpa bracelet, which has ruined the reputation of the industry.

"Bracelets are honestly bracelets, they don't have to add any transformation functions! Tell me, what's so good about transformation!?"

“... By the way, can we get back to the topic?"

Hey, forget it, let's try it yourself. "Transform into Xu Xiyan!"

“.... You, you, you, do you really think of me as a Kenfa bracelet!?"

"Well, it works. ”

"Turn back into a cat again!"

"Don't change!Skill cooldown..."It seems that no matter how you play, the rule that you can only transform once a day is unbreakable.

Well, the experiment is complete.

Xu Xiyan found a piece of "cat meat" that had become a crystalline body from the pile of bags containing cat meat before. "Fight!" Xu Yuanxuan gritted his teeth and stuffed the entire "giant diamond" into his mouth.

It's too big, Xu Yuanxuan's throat can't be stuffed into it at all, how can this be broken?... If you stuff it again, you may play yourself to death! Xu Xiyan can't be resurrected!

What should I do? Ask the doctor...

"Hey, hospital? I just choked on food, I want to know that I still want to eat this thing in my stomach, what should I do?"

Who said that the doctor's attitude is not good? Xu Yuanxuan's attitude is particularly good.

"For this question, I suggest that you go to the doctor to treat mental illness, our ordinary hospitals cannot treat mental illness. "Well, the doctor thought he was mentally ill.

Hmph, can't deal with your piece of "meat"?

Xu Yuanxuan turned around and went out directly. Not long after I went out, I came back with a chainsaw, chisel, hammer and a series of other tools in my hands.

"You use this kind of thing to eat?" At this time, even the machine spirit was stunned by Xu Xiyan.

"Eat, it's not important, the important thing is that it's disobedient, so I'm going to kill him!" Okay, Xu Yuanxuan is probably very violent in his bones.

"You savage primitive... Forget it, I'll help you get it out of the way. ”

You bracelet, I guess it's not as good as me!

But a magical scene happened!

The small table tapped on the crystallized cat meat, and the whole piece of cat meat was broken into small pieces.

"You can't even look like a bracelet these days?"

"How did you do that?"

"Have you ever heard of it? I guess it's hard for you to explain in detail molecular thermodynamics, molecular spacing, and how to use these to have an impact on existing objects. So you still don't have to know too much. ”

Damn, you can't afford to be a top student?

Well, Xueba is still quite remarkable.

Now that the crystallized cat meat has been crushed, it can naturally be eaten directly.

Xu Xiyan started eating from the smallest, and the province was really "eaten" and became fat in one go.

As soon as she ate the smallest piece of shrimp, Xu Xiyan was already convulsing on the carpet in pain, her body curled up into a ball, trembling incessantly, and the sweat of the bean kept flowing down.

It took three minutes for the pain to subside.

"What are you eating here!? It's even better than the three-turn golden pill!" This bracelet is also a bit of vision, but such a cow elixir, he doesn't even hear about it, he hasn't even heard of it. Although the Nine Zhuan Jindan is a cow, it has no effect of repairing genes.

This turned out to be a medicine that can directly treat genetic defects!

"Whew, it's time to recover, let's continue eating..."Xu Xiyan wiped the sweat from his head.

Then I took another piece that looked a lot bigger, closed my eyes, and swallowed it directly.

...

It wasn't until this piece of cat meat was completely eaten by Xu Xiyan that she breathed a sigh of relief, it really hurt to die and live!

"Let's go, we have one last step... If it's done, I'll really have one more sister and one less fine. ”

The time has come to prove the truth of the Four Souls Theory! If the soul can't split from the body, then everything Ning Xue has done before will become meaningless!

To go to the Royal Academy of Sciences, theoretically speaking, you can't use this bracelet. However, Xu Yuanxuan still brought it over as well.

"I'm not going! Kidnapping, someone's kidnapping!

"Stop, or I'll throw you in the stinking gutter!"

"Huh, does it work so well?"

Xu Yuanxuan suddenly found the best way to deal with this thing, this bracelet seems to have a habit of cleanliness?

"You can go anywhere, don't throw me in the stinking gutter..."

"It's good to be so obedient earlier, I'm not an unreasonable person, after all, I'm not a devil. ”

Xu Xiyan came to the Academy of Sciences with the bracelet, and Hua Guorui was studying the two cubes stacked together. That thing is the ship's core AI that is anti-cosmic intelligent life.

"Hua Lao. Please call those who do good deeds, preferably in the early hours of the morning. "It's best to carry out soul stripping when the body is a cat, otherwise other souls may not be able to bear that kind of pain, and the pain can be painful to a certain extent!

"Xuedan? I know you can hear that after twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, I'm going to try to separate Xu Xiyan, won't you come and take a look?"

There was no response, but Xu Xiyan felt that she would definitely see it in various ways---- after all, this was the result of thousands of years of struggle for her.

Although she is close to success now, the closer she gets to success, the more she should be thinking about it.

"You don't have a story about this machine spirit, do you?"

Xuedan has become a thousand years later, and the originally affectionate little female cats have become an insensitive system... The function of this product is also quite similar to the system.

"I'm just Hideyoshi-sama's toy, and I don't have a story. ”

Very good, well positioned...

But if Xu Xiyan was so easy to fool, he would have been fooled and lame a long time ago.

"Say it, confess leniently, resist strictly!"

"There's nothing to say, we were originally Hideyoshi-sama's servant gods, and after Tianya and Hideyoshi-sama died together, the entire small world was shattered, and we could only run to these utensils built by Hideyoshi-sama to escape. But it's easy to get in and hard to get out, and now this thing, we're actually just sleeping. ”

Flickering, flickering, just spending the night?

"Overnight?"

"Hmm. ”

Xu Xiyan bit the bracelet again.

"It hurts!"

If you stay overnight and bite the house, will the tenant be in pain?