"Damn, my stomach hurts. Lu Zheng's face was full of confusion, his alcohol consumption was average, but this group of iron buddies were all livestock, reincarnated in wine barrels, and every time they sat and drank together, they had to vomit in the dark, and their hands and feet were soft.

He Fangyi smiled: "It's okay, everyone has a stomachache, let's not drink." ”

Lu Zheng rolled his eyes and said, "Do you believe this?"

"Faith, faith. Come on, my large intestine is already hungry. He Fangyi added again: "Whoever doesn't come and marries a daughter-in-law has no Mimi." Hung up in a hurry.

Damn, this curse is too poisonous.

Lu Zheng scolded while neatly dressing up, pushed a 'lying and lying' brand-name battery car from home, and rushed to the battlefield filled with gunpowder.

It's been a year since he graduated, he has been working hard outside, rarely goes home, and he hasn't seen this group of iron buddies for a few days, and he misses it a little in his heart.

Jiangcheng is not a bustling metropolis, and in the summer, people's common gathering places have basically shifted to the main street square, where men drink and play skewers, and aunts gather together to dance in the square.

Lao Fat Barbecue is a time-honored brand in Jiangcheng, and it has been a frequent visitor here since Lu Zheng was in junior high school, which is the old place where Lu Zheng and the iron buddies gather.

Eating barbecue is essentially a very tasteful and connotative activity, imagine, a group of melancholy young people wearing slippers and pants, gnawing on a big waist in their mouths, holding a draft beer glass in their hands, sitting on a roadside stall, while forgetting to raise a glass, while enjoying the traffic, the night view of the city, passing by beautiful women, is there a kind of bohemian and uninhibited decadent temperament to see through everything?

Except, of course, for those who pick their feet.

The boss of the old fat barbecue is a veritable fat man, named Guo Juntao, with a shiny big bald head, and at first glance, he looks like Guo Dequan's long-lost brother.

As we all know, eating in China requires great risk to one's life. Zi once said: Every intelligent food manufacturer is a nominee for the Nobel Prize in Chemistry hidden from the people. Because the food delivered to the mouth will be added Sudan dyes, hydrogen peroxide, formalin, foaming agents, clenbuterol and other special additives that completely turn food waste into treasure, referred to as special agents.

The typical addition of special skills in kebabs is to mix rat meat, sick pigs, sick sheep, dead pigs, and so on.

The reason why Lao Fat Barbecue has become a big brother in the Jiangcheng barbecue industry is because the boss sits tirelessly on the stall every day and skewers wildly, and proves with practical actions that the mutton here has absolutely not been added with special agents.

Lu Zheng pedaled the battery car and rushed to the old fat barbecue, and at a glance, he saw the three animals who were too ripe to be cooked, slapping the table and waving to him.

He Fangyi knocked on the table with chopsticks, looked at Lu Zheng who came over with a smile, and said with a smile: "Brothers, the enemy still has thirty seconds to arrive at the battlefield. ”

The two hardcore brothers beside him who are also Lu Zheng, Brother Shao Huibo with a cheap smile and a look comparable to a black man's skin color, and Brother Li Fanqi, a rich third-generation Tomato Brother with high skin and white appearance, said in unison: "Beer and lamb kidney, feed the tribe." ”

"Man, 40 skewers, 20 tendons, 8 chicken wings, 8 loins, mix a cold dish, move a basket of cold beer, no, two baskets. ”

"Okay!"

Lu Zheng pulled a chair and sat down, looked around at the three animals around him, sat upright, and said angrily: "Massaga, there is a murderous aura." ”

He Fangyi finished ordering the skewers and said with a wicked smile: "Yo Xi Yo Xi, Zhengzi, a good news, a bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Lu Zheng laughed and said, "I guess the bad news is that I have to drink too much tonight, and the good news is that there are enough beers, right?"

He Fangyi shook his finger and said, "Wrong! Beer is not the point, there is really good news today, you will never guess." ”

"Oh?" Lu Zheng said with interest: "Then I'll listen to it first." ”

He Fangyi slapped the table and said with a smile: "Okay, then let's talk about the bad news first." ”

Lu Zheng: "......"

"The bad news is that you have violated the rule that you must be treated when you go home, so from today's meal, you need to invite guests for three days in a row to compensate me and Brother Bo and Brother Tomato for the severely traumatized soul. ”

"So, Garfield, what's the good news?"

He Fangyi mysteriously came up and lowered his voice: "The good news is that a mysterious guest will come to witness the highlight moment of your drinking too much today." ”

"Mystery guest?"

Shao Huibo squeezed Lu Zheng's shoulder with an ambiguous face, and said with a smile: "Zhengzi, this mysterious guest is guaranteed to blind your kryptonite eyes." ”

Li Fanqi, who was wearing gold-wire glasses, looked at Lu Zheng seriously, and said in a deep tone: "Zhengzi, you must hold it later, the person who came is very fierce." ”

"What do you mean?" Lu Zheng said confusedly: "Who the hell?"

A taxi slowly stopped next to the barbecue stand, and He Fangyi, who was squeezing his eyebrows and making his eyes triumphant, suddenly straightened his waist and said with a righteous face: "Pay attention to the image, pay attention to the image." ”

Shao Huibo and Li Fanqi immediately restrained their smiles, just like He Fangyi, their faces were solemn.

Only Lu Zheng's face was inexplicable, and at this moment, the back door of the car opened, and Lu Zheng's brain paused irrepressibly, because he saw a leg stretched out, a big white leg, with an almost perfect arc, full of vitality and smooth taste.

Her eyes slowly moved upward, and Lu Zheng gasped, her delicate white mobile phone with a pink shell hanging around her neck was just embedded in the deep ravine between the snow-white twin peaks on her chest. Lu Zheng is almost 100% sure that even if the mobile phone is not on a chain, it can still be clamped in that position.

The pair of beautiful legs comparable to magic beans instantly eclipsed under the powerful aura of the chest device, Lu Zheng's brain comparable to an eight-core processor was instantly poisoned, and the 'duang', 'duang', 'duang', 'duang' flicked the dialog box, and a line of scarlet letters on the dialog box: Warning, warning, scanning the murderous chest device.

Lu Zheng raised his head and saw the delicate cheeks, and his brain crashed again!

I rub it, Sister Chi Ling, who has augmented her breasts?

The delicate eyebrows, the fair melon seed face, delicate and flawless, looks extremely harmonious and wonderful, as if the spring breeze is like a warm smile, with shallow dimples on the cheeks, faintly revealing a bit of innocence that is not familiar with the world, it is indeed very Sister Zhiling's taste.

I saw that the beauty's gaze also stayed on Lu Zheng's face, the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, she winked at him playfully, and then smiled innocently.

Lu Zheng ran over a train in his heart, and secretly screamed that it was over, it was over, why did he feel very familiar with it just by looking at it? Could it be that this is the legendary ape dung?

Her appearance made the noisy barbecue stall seem to be instantly still, and countless eyes were swept over, intentionally or unintentionally, as if the Oscar red carpet was being performed, and there was the most dazzling spotlight on her head.

She was wearing a light blue floral dress, like a peerless blue lotus.

Then, she hesitated a little, and her breathing was a little rapid and gently paced in front of Lu Zheng, raised her white jade hand, smiled all over her face, and said in a trembling tone: "Hey, Zhengzi, long time no see." ”

All the eyes focused on her shifted suddenly, and fell on Lu Zheng, who was stunned and demented, full of envy, jealousy and hatred.

Looking at her eyebrows, eyes, facial features, and demeanor, a vague shadow suddenly appeared in Lu Zheng's heart, and his tone was hesitant and incredible, and blurted out: "Sheriff Black Meow?"

The beautiful woman smiled, like a pear blossom blooming, tilted her head, her eyes were full of happy starlight, and nodded: "Even if you have some conscience, I thought you had forgotten me a long time ago." ”

Those black and white memories that once stayed in my mind swept over like a tide.

The story is very bloody and Qiong Yao, as a calm and calm man, Lu Zheng is completely not calm, and his thoughts are like a boat, carrying him back to the shore of his childhood.

On the mottled and old streets, a group of happy children, a little girl with pigtails and a complexion like a coal miner always followed Lu Zheng in a hurry.

The daimyo Lin Xinmiao, the milk name Miao Miao, nicknamed Sheriff Black Meow!

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Sorry, it's been slow lately, time is tight, and I can't touch the computer anymore, so the update time is not very stable.