Chapter 914: Pretending to be a ghost!
Today's Wolongshan Town is undoubtedly the most lively ever. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
It has jurisdiction over 890 villages, nearly 50,000 or 60,000 people, and nearly two-thirds of them have come, which shows the wide scope of the spread of the fallacies and the large number of people who have suffered from them.
When Li Gang passed through the central street of Wolong Mountain, there was an old uncle of seventy or eighty years old, who saw people who were convinced of the divine skills of ascension, obsessed with yearning, and even went mad and crazy, like the rising tide of the sea, surging in the same direction, and sighed: "Alas! What a group of poor people!"
Obviously, this old uncle is very open-minded and has not been bewitched by the ascension of the gods.
Such an old man knows that this is a feudal superstition. Sadly, someone who can stay sober like him is like a drop in the ocean, which is rare.
What made Li Bad cry and laugh even more was that just now he heard the two of them greeting each other and calling each other teachers. It's not an honorific title, those two are really middle school teachers. If you are highly educated, but you still believe in this fallacious reasoning, how will you teach and educate people in the future?
In the end, everyone gathered at the market in Wolongshan Town, and at a glance, it was crowded with people.
At twelve o'clock in the afternoon, someone in the crowd suddenly shouted, "The messenger of God is coming, the messenger of God is coming!"
Sure enough, at a height of ten meters in the east direction, a figure appeared, wearing a yellow robe, and at first glance, it really looked like it was coming from the clouds.
The so-called divine envoys refer to the messengers of the West Sea Divine Dragon, and they describe themselves as the link between the divine realm and the human world. Convey the divine will of the gods, and represent the gods to benefit all beings.
Of course, this is all nonsense!
But these bewitched people were convinced of this, and when they saw the messenger of God coming, they prostrated their heads to meet him.
Suddenly, the oracle turned into a flame and vanished.
Immediately afterwards, a flame appeared out of thin air on the stage that was previously used for singing. The moment the flames burned out, the divine envoy was already sitting cross-legged. The whole process can be described as amazing, and even Li Bad almost believed it.
"The divine envoy is really powerful, amazing!"
"Maybe the divine envoy has already cultivated to the heaven-ascending divine skill, and now he is an immortal!"
"People who can be messengers of God are naturally not ordinary, thank you for the envoys who can stay in the world to help us, the great kindness of the messengers, we are unforgettable!"
These bewitched people have completely lost their minds, carried away their minds, and embraced the so-called oracle like crazy.
Li Bad couldn't help but pout, "People who don't know, they think it's an international star holding a concert!"
But no, these villagers around me are no less than those crazy star-chasing, chanting oracles, praising oracles, and worshipping oracles. Those hot eyes, I can't wait to be willing to sacrifice my life for the sake of the gods!
Li Bad, who was almost buried by the crowd, was inconspicuous, he forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, and did not immediately expose the ugly face of the divine envoy, he wanted to see what kind of crooked ways this bullshit divine envoy would use to deceive the villagers!
The divine envoy sat cross-legged, folded his hands, and suddenly opened his eyes, which had been closed.
In an instant, the whole world seemed to be quiet.
Whew!
Only the howling wind made a ghostly roar.
Only then did everyone notice that on the left hand side of the oracle, there was a candle burning. But the wind was too strong, and the candle flame was immediately blown out.
Miraculously, God used his finger to lighten the candle again. What's even more incredible is that no matter how strong the wind blows, the candle flame has not been affected in any way. It was as if the candle had been placed in a tightly sealed room.
"The Divine Envoy is worthy of being a Divine Envoy, and he has simply surpassed the human race!"
"Yes, we don't need a fire to light a candle, is that we mortals can do it? can't do it, because the Divine Messenger is different from us, he is God!"
"You must learn from the divine envoy well, and I hope that one day in the future, I can be like him, reborn and ascend to immortal!"
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"I am an envoy sent by the West Sea Divine Dragon, Wind Spirit!"
The angel spoke.
No, the divine envoy did not open his mouth, but the sentence just now was undoubtedly said by the divine envoy!
This makes people feel like God is magical.
However, Li Bad took a closer look and quickly understood the principle that this guy can make a sound without opening his mouth.
"The West Sea Divine Dragon sent me here today to test the results of your cultivation during this time!" the divine envoy still didn't speak.
"Respected Divine Envoy, we have comprehended the true meaning of the Ascension Divine Skill, but when will we be able to ascend to the Immortals?"
"Divine envoy, the Ascension Divine Skill says that three or four o'clock in the morning is the heaviest time for aura in the world. I've been persisting for a month, and in this month, I hardly need to eat, and my body is getting better and better, does this mean that I have practiced the Heavenly Ascension Divine Skill and am about to soar to become an immortal?"
"Me too, I not only practice diligently every day according to the steps in the Ascension Divine Skill, but I also worship the West Sea Divine Dragon every day, no one can be more pious than me!"
A group of people were talking and talking, and they quarreled inexplicably. Everyone thinks that they are the most pious, and they all think that they are the fastest to ascend to immortality!
"Zhang Lao Er, why don't you speak? Maybe please the divine envoy, and the divine envoy will be the first to make you soar to immortality. Li Bad quipped.
"Hmph! The West Sea Divine Dragon will not let this kind of competitive person soar to become an immortal, and I don't need to please the divine envoy, I just need to be pious enough to the West Sea Divine Dragon!" Zhang Lao Er said.
Li Bad glanced at Zhang Lao Er angrily, Zhang Lao Er is indeed pious enough, even more pious than many people. But because of his piety, he was hungry and yellow and thin, and his mental state was very bad in just one month. A gust of wind blew and even made him stagger.
Zhang Lao Er didn't want to please the divine envoy, or was he hungry and didn't have the strength to fight with those people?
Li Bad felt that it was the latter, if it weren't for the fact that Zhang Lao Er was old, he really wanted to kick it over and wake Zhang Lao Er up.
But who let Zhang Lao Er have the grace of nurturing him, Li Bad was angry in his heart, looking at Zhang Lao Er's crumbling body, he still couldn't bear it.
Li Bad pretended to be casual and put his hand on Zhang Laoer's back. If Zhang Lao Er continues like this, his body will have to collapse, and Li Bad can't let Zhang Lao Er sober up now, so he can only help Zhang Lao Er consolidate his bad body.
Zhang Lao Er felt a warm current, moisturizing his whole body like warm water, and immediately felt energetic, but he thought that this was the result of cultivating the Divine Skill of Ascension!
At this time, Feng Lingzi, who claimed to be a divine envoy, suddenly had an extra brush in his hand. In front of everyone's eyes, he used a brand-new brush to stir a few times in the clear water, and then held up a palm-sized piece of yellow paper, and the dragon flew and the phoenix danced a few strokes. A magical scene appeared, the palm-sized yellow paper immediately turned blood red, red as if it had been soaked in blood water!