198.Chapter 198: Bear him a baby
Lin Fan stayed in the stronghold of the division for a long time, had a meal together, and had not reunited with his brothers for a long time, Lin Fan drank a lot of wine, and even Lin Bai drank a glass of beer for the first time. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Lin Bai's alcohol consumption was the worst in the division, the legendary bottle was poured, and when a bottle of beer was drunk, his face began to turn red, and he was helped back to the bedroom by Lin Linya.
On the contrary, Lin Fan and the other senior brothers drank happily, Lin Fan can be said to be a person who does not refuse, someone toasts and does it, originally a few senior brothers were ready to pour Lin Fan down, but in the end, Lin Fan was the only one left who could walk in the chair!
Lin Ya walked out of the bedroom and saw only Lin Fan sitting in front of the empty round table, revealing a little puzzlement: "Senior Brother Fan, what about them?"
Lin Fan pointed in the direction of the bathroom, and heard the sound of "wow" vomiting coming from inside.
Lin Ya gave Lin Fan a few thumbs up and said, "I'm afraid you have the largest amount of alcohol in the entire rivers and lakes, so many people can be drunk and vomited when you drink alone." ”
"Generally average, third in the world. Lin Fan took a puff of his cigarette and said with a smile.
"Narcissism. ”
Lin Ya rolled her eyes angrily, she had already learned Lin Fan's narcissistic skills.
"How's the black loach? This guy is really embarrassing, he pours a bottle of beer, it's really embarrassing for me, I have to find a way to practice his alcohol consumption in the future." Lin Fan said unhappily.
"It's good that he can drink a bottle, the last time the master and his wife asked him to drink, he didn't drink it, and it wasn't because he regarded you as a brother that he would drink a bottle with you. Lin Ya was upset for Lin Bai.
"I said junior sister Lin Ya, you haven't married the black loach and started talking to him, if you two get married in the future, who dares to say that the black loach is not good, and you have to fight hard with others. Lin Fan joked with a smile.
"Hmph, that stinky wood would be thankful if it gave me and others a chance to fight hard!" Lin Ya pursed her lips, sat down in front of Lin Fan unhappily, picked up a glass of beer and drank it.
"What's the matter, with Lin Ya's little sister's Taoism, you haven't dealt with him yet?" Lin Fanrao looked at Lin Ya interestingly.
Lin Bai is his brother, Lin Ya is his best friend, Lin Fan really hopes that the two can be together.
"Miss Ben has been chasing him for more than ten years, I'm afraid that even if it is an iron rod, Miss Ben can grind it into a toothpick, and that piece of stinky wood just doesn't accept Miss Ben's friendship, it's really angry to me. ”
Lin Ya pinched her pink fist and said indignantly, and then, the girl suddenly raised her head and stared at Lin Fan, and a gleam appeared in her beautiful Danfeng's eyes.
Lin Fan had a bad premonition, and hurriedly said, "What do you want to do?" I can tell you, I already have a little junior sister, I can't be sorry for the little junior sister, I won't be with you." ”
"Cut, Miss Ben knows that she is not as good as the little junior sister, so she is too lazy to compete with the little junior sister, so leave it to those Ying Ying around you to fight for the little junior sister. Lin Ya pouted and said playfully.
"Whew...... Then I'm relieved, I thought you were trying to force me to be with you and stimulate the black loaches. Lin Fan joked with a smile.
Lin Ya immediately cast an angry white eye.
Then, Lin Yamei's eyes showed a little expectation: "Senior Brother Fan, you teach me a few tricks to pick up girls...... No, the way to make a handsome guy, right?"
"You found the wrong person in this matter, I'm not interested in men, why don't you go back and ask your master, your master must know better than me in this regard, in order to chase your master, the chase is called an earth-shattering." Lin Fan hurriedly refused, if Lin Bai knew how to hand over Lin Ya to chase him, that guy would not have to fight with him.
"Cut, Shi Niang told me that if you love someone, you have to let go of your courage to chase, no matter what the result is, as long as you work hard, you will have no regrets in your heart, but I have been working hard for more than ten years, and Lin Bai can't treat him as a normal person at all...... That's right, that guy is a dead piece of wood, Miss Ben almost chopped him with an axe several times, and I'm so angry!"
Lin Ya had an angry expression on her face, pulled Lin Fan's arm and said coquettishly: "Senior Brother Fan, you can teach me a few tricks to make handsome guys, don't worry, I promise not to tell you that dead wood was taught to me." ”
"This ...... No......" Lin Fan shook his head and said.
"Stinky Lin Fan, you are as annoying as that piece of stinky wood, do you dare not teach me, believe it or not, I will go to the little junior sister and say bad things about you?"
Lin Ya immediately showed a face full of unhappiness, holding her chest with both hands, her small breasts were squeezed and bulged high, and her face was full of cunning.
Lin Fan opened his mouth, he didn't have the courage to say anything to refuse, the biggest weakness in his life was the little junior sister, everything about the little junior sister, Lin Fan would be difficult to decide.
Moreover, Lin Fan has been in the villa for so long, and he has not seen the little junior sister come back, obviously, the little junior sister must hate herself for not contacting her for five years, if Lin Ya is added to the fire and says a few bad things about herself, and the little junior sister is provoked and finds someone to marry, Lin Fan will be too late even if he cries!
Lin Fan knew that he couldn't escape, so he had to say: "This handsome guy is also a technical job, and it can't be learned in a day or two, so what...... I'll teach you the easiest trick first. ”
"What's the way, say it quickly!" Lin Ya's little face was full of excitement, and she blinked a pair of expectant beautiful eyes, and hurriedly asked.
"This method is very simple, isn't the black loach drunk? You take this opportunity to take this bottle of beer to him and me, and then pour it into him, so that he will be unconscious, and simply cook the raw rice into rice, even if he does not admit it. Lin Fan carried a bottle of beer and handed it to Lin Ya and swore an oath.
"This ...... It's a little out of place, isn't it...... After all...... Oops! People are very shy......" Lin Ya covered her blushing pretty face and said shyly.
"Damn! I said little sister Lin Ya, do you still want to be a handsome guy? Besides, you can't use normal methods to deal with that piece of wood, as long as you implement this trick successfully, you can ensure that he will revolve around you every day in the future! Oh yes, don't wear a condom when you are there, it's best to make your belly bigger, so that he will never be able to escape from your palm in the future. ”
"A rich predecessor once said that the best way to restrain a man is to give him the most precious virgin body, and he is conceiving a child for him! Come on, take a beer, rush in, pour him too much, force him to the bow, conquer him, rape him, little sister Lin Ya, I believe you will be able to do it, come on!"
Lin Fan clenched his fists and made a cheering motion.
Fortunately, Lin Bai was not present, otherwise after hearing Lin Fan's words, he would definitely fight to the death with him!
And after listening to Lin Fan's words, Lin Ya hesitated......