166:Pleasant Goat is delicious (four watches)
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[You refuse to increase 1,000 points in the pornography, gambling and drug industry, transform it into a library and gym and free of charge, increase 1,000 points!]
Jiang Hua scratched his head: "So, can I still increase my immortal cultivation value if I do good deeds?"
[This is not necessarily!] The system paused, [It may have something to do with the number of people who are used!] You ordered those places to close, there are no drugs, no gambling, which is equivalent to saving a lot of families, although I don't know if it can be completely eliminated, but at least it has been extended a lot of time! Second, the library and gym, one can let a lot of people who have no money to read books, and the other can let people who have no money to go to the gym exercise, which is a good thing, and it will be used by a lot of people, so it will increase your immortal cultivation value!]
"Oh~" Jiang Hua nodded thoughtfully, "I didn't think about it that much, I just didn't want the Long family and the Gu family to lead the way! Long Jianguo, an old immortal, do it! I think about Yin Laozi anytime and anywhere!"
[Then why don't you end him?]
"How boring is that? I just like the way he can't get used to me and can't beat me, hum!" Jiang Hua laughed, and suddenly his ears pricked up: "Someone opened the door, who came back?"
Jiang Hua heard someone open the door, so he went out to take a look, found that it was Han Yiliu, and asked, "Yiliu, why did you come back so early today?" It's only three o'clock in the afternoon!"
Han Yiliu glanced up at Jiang Hua, who was standing on the second floor: "I'll come back if I have nothing to do!" By the way, Jiang Xue has returned to her hometown, isn't it the Mid-Autumn Festival soon?
Speaking of this, Han Yiliu glanced at Jiang Hua nervously, expecting Jiang Hua to say that he would not go home.
Jiang Hua shook his head: "I won't go back! What is the Mid-Autumn Festival, I don't have any interest!"
Han Yiliu was overjoyed in her heart, and said with a red face: "Why don't you come down first, and I'll tell you something?"
"Okay!" Jiang Hua walked down from upstairs, came to Han Yiliu, and pulled Han Yiliu into his arms violently, "Kiss it first!"
"Die~" Han Yiliu slapped Jiang Hua's chest shyly, resisting with his mouth, but his body was very honest, and he couldn't help but close his eyes.
Half a minute later, Han Yiliu gently pushed Jiang Hua: "Okay, in broad daylight... That, that, or just a few days of Mid-Autumn Festival, will you accompany me home? I told my parents, I said that I was talking about my boyfriend..."
Jiang Hua is not a scumbag, at this moment, he suddenly remembered Lu Qingyi. In comparison, it seems that Lu Qingyi needs his company more, right?
But he was a scum in this place, thinking about Lu Qingyi in his mind, but he promised Han Yiliu: "Okay! Then I'll go home with you then, and take a look at my father-in-law and mother-in-law by the way?"
"Don't be afraid to flash your tongue! you'll have to behave well then, my parents will have a hard time handling it!"
"Okay, okay, let's go out for dinner, I haven't eaten anything for a day, I'm starving!"
"What time is it? Wait a minute?"
"Then or, why don't we go into the room? Anyway, there is no one else at this time?" Jiang Hua flashed the picture from the small movie just now in his mind, and said in his heart that the posture is good, you must try it!
Han Yiliu's face turned red into pig blood: "I'm suddenly a little hungry, let's go out and eat some, hehe!"
Jiang Hua sighed in disappointment: "That's okay, let's go!"
After the two arrived in the city, no matter what Jiang Hua said to eat, Han Yiliu said "whatever"!
After asking for two hours in a row, it was already six o'clock, and Han Yiliu still had two words: "Whatever!"
Jiang Hua was anxious: "Whatever, whatever, just roast the whole sheep!"
Han Yiliu pursed her lips, and felt that she was a little done, and followed Jiang Hua into the roast whole sheep shop.
It's just that as soon as the two sat down, a child about eight years old ran over and directly picked up Jiang Hua's mobile phone and played.
"Kid, what are you doing?" Jiang Hua snatched the phone, "What do you mean?"
The kid glared at Jiang Hua, and instantly sat down on the ground and cried: "Mom, he bullied me! Grandma, help! Someone scolded me!"
Get oneβs dander up!
Jiang Hua scratched his head and looked at the two women who rushed over with great momentum: "I didn't touch him!
The mother glared at Jiang Hua with disdain, and said to Han Yiliu: "Little girl, you must keep your eyes open when looking for a boyfriend!
Grandma counted down Jiang Hua while holding the child: "You are a big man and a child! What are you worried about? Is it a man?"
Han Yiliu also felt a headache, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, yes, I'm sorry, I won't be next time!
As soon as the two women left, Han Yiliu persuaded Jiang Hua: "Forget it, let's eat ours! This kind of parent can't be reasonable, don't be angry!"
How could Jiang Hua not be angry, he took a puff of cigarette and puffed out two pillars of smoke from his nose: "If there are parents, there are children!
After a while, the roasted whole sheep came up, Jiang Hua's eyes lit up, he swallowed his saliva and was about to grab the leg of mutton, when the child rushed over again, spit on Jiang Hua's leg of mutton, and made a grimace: "Slightly slightly!
Han Yiliu couldn't hold back her anger this time: "Boss, what's going on?
As soon as she shouted, the child's mother and grandmother came over again: "What's the quarrel? Isn't it just a mouthful of saliva? Isn't it okay to wipe it off? With such a big person, is it embarrassing to worry about a child?"
Some other guests who couldn't stand it also came over, pointed at the child and said, "Didn't I say it, look at your child, deliberately stepping on me!
"And me! The clothes I just bought today came up and sprinkled a handful of cumin on me! Treat me like a whole roasted lamb, right?"
The child's mother twitched her eyes: "You're right, you have a fat head and big ears, don't you look like a roasted whole sheep? He stepped on you, right? Yes, you step on him too! Come on, come on, everyone has a look, this adult wants to bully the child, come and see!"
The shopkeeper also sighed, and persuaded everyone with a smile: "Forget it! Everyone is discouraged, discount, discount, forget it! It's not good to make a big fuss!"
After the shopkeeper's persuasion and discount policy, the customers stepped aside, and the child was pulled back to his table by his mother and grandmother.
Han Yiliu found that Jiang Hua had been staring at the child, so he patted Jiang Hua: "Hey, don't look at it! You don't want to beat a child, do you?"
Jiang Hua sneered, glanced at a pleasant goat pattern on the child's schoolbag, and said with a smile: "Don't beat it!
As he spoke, Jiang Hua snuffed out the cigarette butt and walked to the child's table, and said with a smile: "Little friend, is it delicious?"
"Is it delicious?" the child glanced at Jiang Hua, "You don't have it yourself, poor ghost!"
The child's mother and grandmother also put down the meat in their hands, hugged their arms to their chests and looked at Jiang Hua quietly, wanting to see what tricks Jiang Hua played.
Jiang Hua smiled: "Do you know what you eat?"
The child smiled and said, "You don't know this, have you ever been to school?
"This is not ordinary mutton!" Jiang Hua smiled, "You are eating a pleasant goat!
The child was stunned for a moment, looked at Jiang Hua blankly, and his tone immediately changed: "Impossible!"
"It's really Pleasant Goat! I don't lie to you!" Jiang Hua accentuated his tone, "This is Pleasant Goat! Pleasant Goat is also a sheep, the one you eat is the Pleasant Goat! I eat the beautiful sheep, the table eats the boiling sheep, that one is lazy, that one is the sheep village chief, by the way, that is the warm sheep!"
The child brushed and dropped the mutton in his hand: "They are my best friends! Why don't you eat the big bad wolf?"
"Because we are big bad wolves, eating Pleasant Goats and them! You are little bad wolves!" Jiang Hua pretended to be ruthless and smiled, deliberately provoking the child's emotions.
The child's mother and grandmother immediately panicked: "No, this is not a pleasant goat, we are not a big bad wolf, and you are not a little bad wolf!"
The child looked at Jiang Hua and suddenly cried: "I'm not a little bad wolf! You are not allowed to eat the Pleasant Goat! You are not allowed to eat! You are so annoying, I don't want to eat it!"
The child suddenly went berserk, picked up the things on the table and started smashing them, and ran to other tables to smash things.
Jiang Hua hid to the side and laughed, it was cool in his heart!
The shopkeeper finally couldn't bear it anymore and called out all the waiters and cooks: "Catch this one for me, and then call the police! Ask them to compensate! Lose money! Don't let go of any of them! Dare to smash Lao Tzu's shop, is it against the sky?"
"Hahaha! Let's go, let's go!" Jiang Hua pulled Han Yiliu with a wicked smile and walked out.
Han Yiliu also smiled and couldn't close his mouth: "Why are you so bad!