Chapter 11 The old boy really deserves to be an old boy
But the man just kept laughing, saying "like me" and "like me...... He said "like me" five or six times in a row, and instead of the slightest anger in his tone, he was full of joy, and the more he said the words of Fengyuan, the happier he became. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
In this section, Feng Yuan couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and then scolded the person in his heart: "Bah, it's really shameless, how can Lao Tzu be like you? I think shamelessness is like you, shamelessness is your grandson, you are shameless ancestor." ”
At this time, Feng Yuan had already made up his mind, and planned to stop talking and not speak, and see what the man was, thinking that if he asked the man to tell him where he was hiding, the man would inevitably ask himself again in a rambling manner: "Have you listened?" and "Have you really listened well?" and so on, and maybe he would go even further, and talk about how he had bad water in his stomach.
Seeing that Feng Yuan had not spoken for a long time, the man snorted heavily, obviously extremely dissatisfied, and then heard him say: "I still thought you old boy was funny, but I didn't expect it to be so boring. Hmph, boring, boring, boring!"
Feng Yuan was speechless for a while, and only said after a while: "It's really boring enough, just the left sentence 'You listened well', and the right sentence 'Did you listen well', it's really not fun at all." ”
The man was very angry, snorted, and said: "That's because you old boy doesn't know how to appreciate, do you really want to know where Lao Tzu is?"
Feng Yuan didn't think about it, and blurted out: "I don't want to!" The tone was resolute, and it was definitely not a joke.
At this time, he didn't use the radical method to stimulate the person, but he really didn't want to know where the person was hiding, let alone see the person. He was afraid that as soon as he saw that man, the anger in his chest could not help but erupt.
When the man heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned, and then laughed and shouted, "You don't want to know where Lao Tzu is, Lao Tzu just wants to tell you where Lao Tzu is." ”
Speaking of this, after a pause, regardless of whether Feng Yuan wanted to know or not, he said to himself: "You didn't expect it, Lao Tzu is in your body." ”
Feng Yuan was originally indifferent, but when he heard it, Deng Shi was greatly taken aback, and the first thought in his mind was "taking away"......? What do you say? How are you in my body? You ...... You...... What do you want to do?"
At the end, the voice trembled even more. It's no wonder that I suddenly found something that I don't know if it's a human or a ghost, and I have been talking to myself for a long time in my body, and it's strange not to be afraid.
The man snorted and said, "What are you panicking about, old boy, look at your decrepit appearance, and you don't pee to take care of yourself, what do you have that is worth robbing Lao Tzu? Hmph, you still come to ask me how I am in your body? Lao Tzu is about to ask you, how can I wake up in your stinky skin?"
Feng Yuanqiang smiled: "I ...... How would I know?" but seeing that the man really had no ill will towards him, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Then he said, "Why did the senior speak in my body, but the voice reached my ears?"
The man laughed, seemed quite proud, and said with a smile: "You are so smart, why don't you tell me?"
This sentence no longer rings in Fengyuan's ears, but directly in Fengyuan's mind.
Feng Yuan gradually came to his senses, presumably the guy's voice before had been ringing in his ears, and the man did it on purpose, in order to make Feng Yuan mistakenly think that the person was hiding in a corner of this room. didn't think about it, Fengyuan really fell for that person.
It's no wonder why Feng Yuan didn't think about it in his body all the time, the person's voice kept coming from his ears, naturally everyone would think that the person should be hiding somewhere not far from him, who would have thought that the person would use his magic power to transmit the voice to Feng Yuan's ears, without ringing in Feng Yuan's mind, Feng Yuan naturally couldn't have thought that in fact, that guy had been hiding in his body.
Thinking of this verse, Feng Yuan no longer wondered why he, the masked people who came to assassinate him, and his father and mother were not able to find out where the person was. couldn't help but feel a little angry, and thought to himself: "Okay, you old monster, you make the master so bitter, see how I clean you up in the future." ”
Although Feng Yuan was angry in his heart, it was not good to vent directly, after all, he couldn't help that person now, not to mention that the person was still in his body, so he had to say: "The predecessor is really powerful, and he can deceive the kid so hard." The senior used his supernatural power to transmit the voice to the kid's ears, making the kid mistakenly think that the senior should be hidden somewhere not far from the kid, but he never expected that the senior had been in the kid's body all along. ”
When the man heard this, he burst out laughing, laughed very happily, and said again and again: "Yes, yes, you old boy is really smart, although he has never found out where Lao Tzu is, but he can understand it at all." ”
Feng Yuan was angry in his heart and asked, "Seniors do this, isn't it just to find the kid's happiness?"
The man suddenly let out a "huh", obviously surprised, and then laughed: "You old boy really deserves to be an old boy, you really can't hide anything from you, you can even guess this?"
As soon as Feng Yuan heard this, the anger in his chest that was about to be extinguished immediately surged, where could he still bear it, and he scolded: "You old immortal old monster, an old monster who lacks heart and eyes, rotten eggs that thunder the sky when you go out, and a frustration that kills thousands of knives, you dare to come to find the happiness of the master, and you don't inquire, is the master looking for happiness?"
The man was scolded by Feng Yuan, but he couldn't help but be stunned for a while, and his mouth made a sound of "tsk" and "tsk", which didn't seem to be angry, but more like he was praising Feng Yuan's scolding very well.
After Feng Yuan scolded for a while, the anger in his heart gradually subsided, and he said softly: "Senior, you see that my stinky skin is not very good, your old man must be depressed inside, isn't it?"
The man said: "That's not bad, Lao Tzu is really stuffy in your stinky skin." ”
When Feng Yuan heard this, his frowning brows suddenly relaxed, and he said secretly: "There is a play." So he said: "Since this is the case, then ask the seniors to move out, so that the younger generations can do a little bit of the friendship of the landlord, and treat each other with tea and wine." ”
When the man heard this, he said angrily: "Hmph, do you think Lao Tzu is willing to stay in your damn stinky skin, Lao Tzu is...... Lao Tzu is...... Lao Tzu can't get out......" Later, his voice gradually lowered, and he was faintly choked.
This was unexpected, he had thought that the person had taken the initiative to get into his body. But from the man's words, it seemed that as soon as the man woke up, he found himself in someone else's body, and the man could not tell what was going on.
What Feng Yuan didn't expect was that that guy had lived for hundreds of thousands of years, but like a child, he changed when he said it, one moment it was still blue sky and white clouds, and the next moment it was thunderstorms.
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