Chapter 258: Dangerous Elements
After Jinyang, Duoduo and Yan'er discussed, the verdict on the incident was as follows:
The ugly and ugly bird must not be telling the truth, at least it is concealed, otherwise the marshmallow will not be angry like that, this wind will not last, but for its pitiful sake, reward it with a few jujubes to comfort it.
Marshmallow should also be considered a victim, it seems that it is not lightly angry, but it has moved its teeth, this is the original sin, it is okay to fight, it is not okay to use the murder weapon, punish it to make up for it, and wait to hunt more than 5 deer, otherwise there is no beef to eat for a week, only rabbit meat.
"Ka Ka" ate a few jujubes, glanced at the marshmallow proudly, flapped his wings and flew a few laps in the sky, the one who was so strong that Jinyang couldn't stand it, let alone the marshmallow who was already dizzy.
With red eyes and grinning teeth, he wanted to bite the hateful bald bird to death, but he was afraid that his master would punish him again, so he had to bow his head sullenly, secretly planning to have a chance to find a place again in the future.
After dealing with the Ugly and Marshmallow incidents, the hunting team tidied up a little and then set off again, this time under the leadership of Ugly, ready to meet the "enemy ......" in its mouth
In fact, according to Jinyang's original intention, he still wanted to punish and punish the ugly and ugly bird, because he always felt that this was a cheap bird who didn't tell the truth, and didn't look at the marshmallow that honest boy was angry like that?
It's a pity that this guy Marshmallow offended Duoduo and Yan'er by dying, so he has no tricks now. This guy is very eloquent, and his acting skills are off the charts, coaxing two women, one big and one small, to be stunned, and he had no choice but to give up.
Facts have proved that it is always more useful to win the sympathy of women than to win the sympathy of men......
There's something strange about this team.
A brightly colored but ugly bald bird flew in front of it in a squeezing posture to lead the way, making a "quac......king" sound from time to time, showing that it was in a very good mood now.
Followed by Yan'er, who has always maintained a high mood for hunting, riding on a tall horse, holding a shotgun in his hand, his excited little eyes are aimed left and right, and his mouth is still muttering,
"Haha, it's finally Miss Ben's turn to show her skills, ugly, lead the way, I want to kill those hateful enemy elements.
Well, you have to be careful on the road, who knows if those enemy troops will ambush them on the way? Hmph, some thieves who steal chickens and dogs don't want to escape Miss Ben's eyes......"
The shotgun in his hand kept waving, and the muzzle of the black hole drew a strange arc, pointing where, where there was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping, and the pets were hiding left and right, frightened, and finally simply spread their feet and ran as far away as possible, for fear of harming the pond fish.
Even Marshmallow, the bald bird who was furious and never left his eyes on his mortal enemy, had to put aside his hatred for a while and stay away from this source of danger. Who knows if this crazy woman will get nervous?
It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall......
Xiao Duoduo rode on Xiao Honghong, sharing small snacks with Little Andy, and excitedly followed behind to cheer, "Aunt is so powerful, beat away those big bad guys,
After seeing if they dare to come and steal the grass, they will not dare to steal the grass. The villain's excited little face flushed, not knowing that the woman in front of him was not his aunt at all, but a downright dangerous person.
Jin Yang, who saw the back, was frightened, "Yan'er, you take it easy, be careful of misfire!" Bullets don't have long eyes, now we are surrounded by our own people, look at it, even the lazy guy of the overlord was scared away by you......"
He knew very well how superb Yan'er's marksmanship was, obviously he could shoot the sheep on the ground, and finally he could hit the bird that stopped on the branch, but you can imagine how much he regretted it now, he shouldn't have brought her to hunt.
What's more, there are many little tricksters, who will only wave flags and shout on the sidelines.
It was a mistake from start to finish!
Fortunately, the speed of the horses is not fast, there are no people around, and all the dangers are still under control, otherwise Jinyang would not have to die in a hurry.
"Haha...... I'm a sharpshooter. Yan'er waved her hand magnificently, her eyes were sharp, she looked straight ahead, and she couldn't say it, "It's still Xiao Duoduo, you have the most vision, unlike your uncle, who has a problem with his eyes." I don't know how I fell in love with him in the first place.
Just look at it, look at how your aunt and I show off my might, just a few rotten bird eggs and rotten tomatoes, I don't care about it at all, sprinkle water!"
After speaking, he shook the shotgun in his hand proudly, "With a gun in hand, I have ...... in the world"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "......bang", and the shotgun drew a strange arc, shaking unnaturally, the muzzle of the gun flashed, and a puff of green smoke came out, and the branches of a small tree in the distance fell in response.
"Pop ......" fell on the head of the black boy who was peeing on the small tree with his hind legs under the tree...... The twig was less than five centimeters from Blackboy's head.
Time stood still for a few seconds, Yan'er stared blankly at the smoking shotgun in his hand, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Eh, hehe, this, ahhaha, a little mistake, ahhaha, it's okay."
You see, I shot down a small branch so far away as soon as I shot like this, that doesn't mean how good my marksmanship is?haha, Miss Ben is a genius...... "It's all like this, and the duck has a hard mouth."
"Really?" Jin Yang's face darkened, and he said with an unkind expression, "Hehe...... Look under the tree again. ”
"Huh??" Yan'er followed the direction of Jin Yang's finger and saw the black boy who was peeing with his legs under the tree, "Eh, ahhaha, this, I'm sorry, haha, I didn't see it......
The black boy was stunned by the branch shot down by the bullet on his head, and he was in the pasture, and the sound of the bullet hitting the object was not unfamiliar to him, but why was it above his head? The key is that it is still so close?
What if it goes a little lower? The black boy was stunned for a long time, and then reacted, ignoring the urine that was still ejaculating, and let out an earth-shattering scream, "Woo woo...... spread the dog's legs and rushed to Bai Xue at a speed more than twice as fast as usual, "Woo woo...... Woo woo...... "Scream, that grievance!"
It's so cruel, it's outrageous, this dog is just looking for a small tree to pee, how can it encounter such an unfortunate thing? Fortunately, it just hit the branch, if it goes down a little further, the consequences are unimaginable.
Master...... You're going to call my calls, woo...... The grievance in the black boy's heart, he almost became a dead dog, who can stand this?
And hunting? Who loves to hunt whom?