Chapter 66 Watching blockbusters, tasting life
The door was suddenly pushed open, startling Gao Jun.
It turned out to be Qi Xinyue who entered the door.
She walked in with a grin, as if she wanted to go home, and quipped, "Yo, where did you get a laptop, can you use it?"
Gao Jun's blockbuster was not closed yet, he rolled his eyes, and immediately stood up and said, "You came just in time, I was looking for you." This is a second-hand computer I just bought from a senior student, and I really don't know how to use it, so you can show me. ”
Qi Xinyue walked over curiously, just in time to catch up with Miss Matsushima who had been pushed down by two men.
I heard Gao Jun say: "I wanted to try the computer, so I opened a movie, but why is there only a sound of uh-huh, is this sound card broken!"
"I'm sorry!" Qi Xinyue took a sip hard, and hurriedly turned her back with a red face, and said angrily: "You are really shameless, you dare to say that the sound card is broken, and the clothes on their bodies will disappear after a while, do you have to suspect that the graphics card is also broken?"
Gao Jun laughed, this chick is also very sharp.
"And with a smile, turn off that disgusting thing for me. Qi Xinyue said angrily.
"Why turn it off, I'm feeling life. Gao Jun said seriously.
"Don't tell me anything about the human road, it's disgusting!" Qi Xinyue said fiercely.
"That's your fault. Gao Jun said: "If you haven't watched it at all, you will naturally not understand it, let alone see the essence through the appearance, and dig deep into the reflection of human nature brought to us by this kind of film." ”
"This thing has a fart reflection. Qi Xin Yuebang said foully.
"Look at ......" Gao Jun said seriously: "In this kind of film, the heroines are often very beautiful, and their appearance looks pure and feminine, while the male protagonists usually have ugly and obscene faces, which is a reflection of social reality."
We are like the heroine of this, and the ugly man represents the pain and hardship in life, we are innocent and kind by nature, we have to face the ugliness of life, we try to resist, but in the end we are powerless, knocked down by the ugly life, ravaged, and ravaged by different tricks.
So the central idea of this kind of film is the whole process of good people resisting the ugly side of life, then being forced to submit to life, and finally learning to enjoy life......"
After listening to his words, Qi Xinyue turned around suddenly, glared at him with a red face, and said, "How many films have you watched to have such an understanding, you can really say that this kind of film can be called an inspirational drama!"
Gao Jun smiled innocently, with a harmless face.
"Don't turn it off yet, or I'll go." Qi Xinyue threatened.
"Good, good. Gao Jun had no choice but to compromise, closed the lid of the computer, and asked curiously, "Do you have something to do with me?"
"Two things. Qi Xinyue said: "First, go out with me tomorrow." ”
Gao Jun was stunned for a moment, and then the smile on his face bloomed like a flower: "It's a date, it's too plain." ”
"It's just a trip, are you going?" Qi Xinyue said with a red face.
Girls are thin-skinned and take the initiative to ask men, of course, to change the word.
Gao Jun nodded again and again, and said, "Of course, don't say that I will go out with you, even if I go to the Ghost Gate, I am willing." ”
"Hmph!" Qi Xinyue snorted and said, "The second thing is this guy." ”
After Qi Xinyue finished speaking, she opened the door, and suddenly a gray teddy dog rushed in, hugged her calf directly, and began to stir up, and Qi Xinyue had a red face.
"I'm rubbing, there's no such level in the movies I've watched. Gao Jun said.
Qi Xinyue expected this guy to say this, she picked up Teddy angrily and threw it directly to Gao Jun, and the little guy immediately hugged Gao Jun's legs.
"Hey......" Gao Jun shouted, "You are not taboo for meat and vegetarians!?"
This kind of dog is extremely, and the madness is speechless.
"Did you bring it to make me taste better?" Gao Jun smiled bitterly.
"Less nonsense. Qi Xinyue snorted: "This is the puppy I went to the girls' dormitory just now, I don't know which girl secretly raised the puppy, and no one will admit it when I ask anyone, so I will bring it back temporarily, but I will be allergic to the dog for a long time, sometimes I have a rash, and sometimes I can't breathe." ”
"Then you can't send me here?" Gao Jun said embarrassedly.
"What, you're also allergic to dogs?" Qi Xinyue asked.
Gao Jun shook his head and said, "I'm not allergic, it's just that every time I see a dog, I feel greedy...... The dog meat is rolling three times, and the gods can't stand steadily!"
"If you dare to eat it, I'll eat you!" Qi Xinyue was furious: "What a bastard, how cute this little guy is, you actually want to eat it, what kind of monster are you, besides, this little guy*, like you, looks like a pair of brothers." ”
Gao Jun was full of black lines, and said: "Come on, I'm not interested in being a brother with a dog, and he doesn't have any meat when he looks skinny, forget it, just throw me here, and you can ask who the owner is on Monday, but if it starves to death in the past two days, or runs away by itself, ......"
"Then you'll pay me one. Qi Xinyue threatened: "That's it, you take care of it first, I'll go, tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, we'll see you at the school gate." ”
After speaking, Qi Xinyue left in a hurry, not giving Gao Jun a chance to speak.
He sat on the bed and looked at the little teddy hugging his thighs, the little guy was busy with his work, and his seemingly innocent eyes were also looking at him.
Suddenly, Gao Jun frowned, and a cold light burst out from his eyes, like a sharp sword piercing the soul, and the terrifying murderous aura was like being frozen for thousands of miles.
Animals survive in the cruel nature, and the perception of danger is much more sensitive than that of humans, little Teddy trembled all over, and immediately realized the danger exuded by this terrible guy, his strength is not something he can resist, this little guy is very simple, poof, lying straight on the ground and pretending to be dead!
"Yours is the case. Gao Jun sneered, gently kicked the puppy who pretended to be dead to the side, and happily turned on the computer, now no one could stop him from admiring Miss Matsushima's demeanor.
The battle has completely begun, Miss Matsushima's sweet voice echoed in the small room, although it is a special episode, but there is still a thin miniature size, but it doesn't matter, Gao Jun has already reached the realm of * in his heart.
Not only that, he has reached the supreme state of just watching and not masturbating, and it is simply to appreciate and learn.
At the critical moment, the damn door was pushed open again.
In order to avoid tongue-in-cheek, he hurriedly covered the computer, and when he looked sideways, it was Tong Ling.
Gao Jun has a big head for a while, why do you still take turns to fight, can you let people appreciate art well?
"What are you doing?" asked Tong Ling.
"Didn't do anything. Gao Jun spread out his hand with an innocent expression.
"Less deception. Tong Ling said: "A lewd male prostitute like you is like a rat poop in the old fire soup, so bright and outstanding, your oily beard, exaggerated turned lips, sneaky eyes, a computer still running, and a weird hand shape...... You were watching a blockbuster, right?"
Gao Jun was dumbfounded and speechless.
Tong Ling's eyes flickered, and suddenly she found the little teddy pretending to be dead at his feet, and suddenly exclaimed, "What's wrong with this little guy? Oh my God, what did you do to it?"
"I'll wipe it!" Gao Jun scolded and jumped up, Tong Ling also hurriedly rushed over, hugged the little teddy in his arms, looked at Gao Jun vigilantly, and said, "I didn't expect you to be such a pervert." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, I haven't done anything. Gao Jun said helplessly: "My body, its shape, do you think it is possible?
Tong Ling was speechless for a while, obviously he had the upper hand, this guy could still use his shamelessness to turn against the customer.
Tong Ling gave him a blank look, teasing the little teddy in her arms, she has a natural affection for animals, and there are golden pythons, giant ants and a big spider in the dormitory, and she likes it to the point of madness, which makes Gao Jun incomprehensible.
She just gently scratched the belly of the little teddy, the little guy woke up immediately, looked at Tong Ling, and seemed to feel the tenderness and love in her eyes, the little guy shamelessly buried his little head in her chest, and Gao Jun was envious.
Tong Ling touched its little tail dotingly, and the little guy enjoyed it too, but in front of Gao Jun, Tong Ling was a little shy, and it didn't take long to put the little guy on the ground.
Little Teddy, on the other hand, sniffed at her lap, and then suddenly lifted his leg and peed on her foot.
"Oops!" Tong Ling was taken aback, and then smiled bitterly: "You stinky guy, you left a smell on me, do you want to come to me again in the future?"
The male dog booing has many meanings, the most important thing is to mark the territory, leaving its unique smell in its booing position, so that other people of the same kind know that this is its territory, and will find it again with the smell in the future.
Little Teddy was an instinctive reaction, and Tong Ling was also an unintentional word, but it made Gao Jun run a lightning bolt in his head!!
"Yes, the smell!!" Gao Jun suddenly shouted excitedly.
Tong Ling was taken aback and said, "What's wrong with you, isn't it just a puppy peeing, what are you excited about?"
"The urine is good, the urine is good, you can also lose some smell......" Gao Jun said to Tong Ling.
Tong Ling was taken aback and said angrily: "What do you mean, don't play hooligan with me!"
Gao Jun ignored her, but devised a plan in his head.
Isn't the other party an invisible man, isn't it coming and going without a trace, you can disappear, but the smell can disappear?
Although this ability is magical, it only works on himself, and even the objects he touches cannot be invisible, let alone smell.
Gao Jun's thinking suddenly came alive, and he thought of a variety of ways to defeat the enemy.
Gao Jun looked at Tong Ling and smiled, and Tong Ling was a little hairy with a smile: "Your smile is obviously ill-intentioned, what are you going to do?"
Gao Jun bared his teeth and said, "Beauty, do you like puppies very much?"
"yes, what's the matter, I still have a couple of stray dogs. Tong Ling said.
"No wonder you're so beautiful, it's really perfect. Gao Jun smiled: "I also have a puppy, are you willing to adopt it?"
"Is this the one?" asked Tong Ling, pointing at Teddy.
Gao Jun shook his head, pointed to the tip of his nose and said, "It's my single dog, begging to take ......"