Chapter 51: The Invisible Piper
Nervous, nervous, nervous!
Critical, critical, critical!
Rinnosuke Mori rushes through the grove in his mind, dodging a desperate killing move!
"Do you prefer me or her?", "Am I more beautiful or is she prettier?", "If I fall into the water at the same time as your mother, who will you save first?"
A drop of cold sweat slowly slipped on the half-demon's forehead, and it was clear that autumn had not yet arrived, and the hot pot was still boiling beside him, but Mori Jinrinnosuke only felt as if he was soaked in ice water, the cold was biting, and he was terrified!
"Marisa, my love for you is love for my children, and my love for Hirori is love for my wife, these are different realms of emotion that cannot be mixed up or compared. Otherwise, it's not only disrespectful to myself, but also disrespectful to you. ”
"Oh......"
Marisa Kiri hung her head in disappointment.
The sword-like gaze behind Mori Rinnosuke moved away.
The silver-haired half-demon raised his trembling hand to wipe his forehead, and he found that his forehead was covered with cold sweat before he knew it.
But in any case, it was over this after all.
Mori Kinrinnosuke's face was as usual, but his movements were slightly stiff. Rinnosuke picked up the still cold Tsingtao beer and poured a few sips, suppressing the fear that welled up in his heart.
"Then Xianglin, can you stop seeing me as a child, can you look at me with the same eyes as you look at grandma?"
Still coming?!
It took a lot of effort for Mori to not squirt the beer out of his mouth, but he inevitably choked a little.
"Ahem, ahem. No, Marisa, I'm sorry. ”
Mori Jinrinnosuke knows that at this time, he must resolutely and decisively refuse the little girl, otherwise it will breed trouble. Not to mention that he really didn't have any ideas about it, and even if he did, he would never dare to agree. Don't mention the vinegared Hedong lion at home for the time being, the store manager who is like a sibling will definitely carry the strange-shaped flower gun with the tip of the gun like a needle to Xianglin Hall to kill him alive.
"That's it...... Marisa grabbed another bottle of wine, "tons tons tons tons of wine." ”
Mori Jinlinnosuke's brows jumped, this little girl is afraid that she is not borrowing wine to kill her sorrows.
It's a pity to raise a glass to eliminate sorrow and sorrow.
"Poof~ I won't give up! Xianglin!"
I don't know if it's because the wine is strong and cowardly, after getting drunk, Marisa Kiriyu, who should have been timid and cowardly, blushed and held up the wine bottle and announced loudly, she stared at Mori Konnosuke very seriously, and it seemed that she was obviously not giving up.
"There's only one thing I'm not going to cheer you on, Marisa. I'm sorry. ”
The half-demon store manager sighed helplessly, and at the same time, Quack, who drank too much plum wine and chewed and ate the plums inside, seemed to be drunk, and it staggered to its feet, and the face of the dead man was a little excited and crazy, but it had the charm of Wang Hui. The monster rattled while clapping the invisible giant drum with both hands, not only dancing with its own hands, but also dancing in ecstasy, and the whole monster was like a big octopus trying to catch people and preach. As the noise that tortured the hearing sounded, countless formless and qualitative beings gradually emerged in the void, holding flute-like instruments. These beings vary in appearance, some in the form of colorful beings, some in the shape of green flames, some filthy and ugly, some full of appendages, each with its own instrument, which has a different tone, but the same is noisy and harsh. Even Lumia, who likes quack the most, can't stand this disgusting sound. But the little monster just plugged his ears with his hands and frowned, endured the noise, and didn't say anything to stop it.
Because it was the first time she had seen an expression of "joy" on Quack's face.
Although Rumia calls Quack her friend, even Rinnosuke Mori acquiesces that the monster belongs to Rumia, after all, it is obvious that the monster has no self-awareness. Since the master didn't give an order, although the others frowned impatiently, they still let the monster entertain themselves, and even Hakurei Reimu didn't use the royal coin to give the monster a physical anesthesia, although this is because the current Boli Reimu is kind and cheerful, and he is a good person.
“Guuuuhhhh!Guh!Guh!Guuuhhh!Guuuuhhhhhhh!!Guh!”
"Hahaha, sunspot, you dance so ugly and your singing is ugly, it's a shame!" "Don't say that, Xiao Lingmeng, Da Hei also wants to be great, do you know how hard he works? He has to practice dancing for 30 hours a day, and he still insists on having a high fever of 5,000 degrees, do you care about him? No! You don't! You only care about yourself! You don't understand Da Hei's penny at all! One! Minute!
"Xianglin Xianglin, do you think Dad will agree to our marriage, will he bless us?"
No, your dad will just discount your dog's leg and stuff me into a gasoline drum and sink me into the Lake of Mist!
Mori rinnosuke poured several cans of beer one after another with a blushing face, but even his favorite Tsingtao beer couldn't save his good mood. In the midst of the demon flurry and drunkards, he felt that there were 10,000 flies buzzing in his ears, and the noise made people furious. The shrine maiden duo who have a bad drink that I don't know if it's a genetic attribute is laughing at the evil god song and dance that the monster will drop its sanity even if you look at it, Marisa Kiriyu is immersed in a drunken state and has already imagined herself and her second child, and the best wine on the entire wine table is actually the youngest night monster Lumia!
These shameful things should all be automatically and consciously quit Gensokyo!
The little youkai glanced at Rinnosuke Mori with a bruised forehead with pity, shook his head and continued to sweep up what little food he had left.
Drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, this unhealthy trend of alcoholism is all brought up by the old horseman of Yakumo! Although I also love to drink, I always do what I can! Only every time he drinks, he drinks until he vomits and vomits and drinks again, and he gets rid of the virtue of alcoholism! Knowing that he has a small amount of alcohol, he controls it, and you are not a fighting nation! Now all his witches are very bad at drinking!
“Guh!Guh!Guh!Guuuhhhhh!!Guh?————”
The monster, completely unaware that Mori Kinrinsuke's rational strings had jumped to the limit, was still singing happily, but in the next moment, the piercing singing came to an abrupt end, and the silver-haired half-demon appeared behind the monster. His face sank, and he slammed the monster on the neck with a beer can in one hand and the other, looking around in confusion before falling to the ground.
"Puff"
Mori Kinnosuke's razor-sharp gaze swept over the monsters that were cheering for the quack, and they all disappeared in a trembling state. The drunkards who found that Mori Kinnosuke was angry also became honest, and they lowered their heads one after another as if they were obediently eating duck intestines and hairy belly, avoiding the gaze of the silver-haired half-demon.
"Hmph. ”
Mori Konnosuke snorted coldly with satisfaction, he raised his head and poured a sip of beer, then lowered his head and spilled the remaining half of the beer on the ground, looking affectionate and lonely.
I know you don't like beer, old man, but I do.
Although I know you can't actually drink anything.