Gao Jun rode a motorcycle, blowing the breeze, happy physically and mentally, and thinking about the beauty just now.

"Thirty-four years old, I really can't see it, sure enough, a slender figure is the secret of a woman's youth. ”

Usually women of this age will be fat, and their bodies will become plump, especially with a pair of thick arms, full of bye-bye meat, double chins, and small belly, no matter how beautiful they look, it is difficult to see the beauty when the figure becomes bloated.

But a slender woman is different, it will make the skin firmer and look younger, so when Gao Jun first saw this woman, even if he is a veteran of flowers, he thinks that the woman is only twenty-seven or eighteen years old.

This situation is reflected in the title, women in their thirties who are still slender are called young women, mature women, women, and fat fat and even bloated women are called, old ladies!

"This is the real ripeness, woman, maybe still a widow, but she doesn't even leave a phone number, so she can only meet again. ”

There are too many episodes in Gao Jun's life, and he is used to them, so he quickly packed up his mood, enjoyed the speed and passion, and fought all the way back to the School of Foreign Languages of Qinhai University.

Today, the doorman on duty is still the deputy captain of the security guard, but this time he did not invite Gao Jun to drink, nor did he have the enthusiasm of the past, but with a sad face.

Gao Jun looked at him, and naturally remembered that he was ambushed by the grass man after drinking last time, and that wine was made by him in the afternoon, and now seeing his attitude changed greatly, it is likely that he was bought by the grass man before, so he betrayed Gao Jun, at this time, he feels guilty, right?

Gao Jun deliberately asked, "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

"It's heart-wrenching. The deputy captain said with a sad face: "When I came home from work yesterday, I accidentally found that there was one less Biyuntao in the bedside table, and asked my daughter-in-law, saying that the child was naughty and took a balloon to blow, do you believe it?"

"I believe it!" Gao Jun said decisively, and finally understood why he was sad, it seemed that the old king next door had attracted his attention.

"Why do you believe it?" said the vice-captain, surprised.

"Think about it. Gao Jun analyzed: "If you have a leg with another married woman, will you go to her house and have a bang? Even if you go, will you use her family's Biyuntao? It is safe and hygienic to open a room, and it doesn't cost a few dollars to buy a box of ultra-thin fruit-flavored ones, so why worry about leaving doubts?"

"Couldn't it be a whim, burning with passion?" asked the vice-captain, who seemed to be genuinely suspicious.

Gao Jun doesn't care whether he has betrayed himself or not, this kind of thing is still better to say, and it will be embarrassing for everyone to say that there is a piece of Horqin grassland on his head in front of him.

So Gao Jun said: "Even if it's like what you said, why do you have to wear Biyuntao? The young woman of the good family is not a girl in the Qinglou, what can she do if she doesn't wear it? A man who dares to steal the sun doesn't even have the self-control to leave at a critical moment, and he's still a fart!?"

The more the vice captain listened, the more he felt that it made sense, he looked at Gao Jun in a daze, and suddenly asked, "You haven't been to my house, have you?"

"I'll rub it, what do you mean?" Gao Jun was shocked.

"You're experienced enough!?" the vice-captain smiled wryly.

"I've heard it, I've heard it. Gao Jun said with black lines on his head: "Don't think nonsense, no matter what happens, life must go on, so if it doesn't happen, why bother chasing the wind and asking for trouble." ”

"You are not a counselor, you have tutored me. The deputy captain smiled: "I just met, let's have a drink?"

"Don't drink anymore, I drank too much outside today, go back to sleep, let's talk about it another day, my newly bought motorcycle will be thrown in the carport." Gao Jun said.

The vice-captain immediately opened the door for him, opened the door of the carport again, smoked a cigarette, talked a few words and dispersed.

Gao Jun returned to the dormitory, took a shower, and fell asleep, there were too many things this day, and he was really tired.

Early the next morning, he was woken up by the prompt sound of his mobile phone, and opened his eyes in a daze to see, it turned out to be sent by Qi Xinyue, and a week passed in a blink of an eye, probably because he was impatient at his mother-in-law's house.

And the content of the message is: "Red lotus incense remnants of jade in autumn." Lightly untie Luo Shang and go on the Lanzhou alone. Who in the clouds sent the brocade book? When the word goose returned, the moon was full in the west building. Flowers float and water flow freely, a kind of lovesickness, two sorrows. There is no way to eliminate this situation, so I frowned, but I was in my heart. ”

Although Qi Xinyue teaches English, in order to translate more accurately and beautifully, she has a deep literary background.

Although Gao Jun is not interested in ancient poetry, he still understands the words of this classic resentful girl Sifu.

Ancient poems have such a few major characteristics, petty bourgeoisie drinks flower wine, veterans sit at the head of the bed, educated youth Yonggu self-guided tour, and the emperor is worried in the palace. The rest of the woman's house, Lori married the prince, the celebrity husband died early, and the beauty was in the green building.

This Li Qingzhao is a typical example of the early death of the husband of a celebrity, so the thoughts in this word are full of resentment and sadness, poignant and graceful.

Qi Xinyue sent this poem early in the morning, obviously to express his thoughts and express his feelings.

Gao Jun was not ambiguous, and immediately replied: "Sitting alone in the bedroom and being a wife, this matter is ashamed to be mentioned by outsiders. Gradually entering the play, fast and slow, blurry, bits and pieces of road to the ground, children and grandchildren turned into mud. ”

There is no better verse to express missing my wife!!

As soon as the mobile phone showed that it was successfully sent, Qi Xinyue's phone immediately called, and she said angrily: "If you dare to masturbate, I will dare to cut it for you!"

"I'm also helpless, the energetic man * is not around, as long as the hand is a wife. Gao Jun said.

"Don't come to this set, you give me an honest recuperation, keep the fire, and don't waste a single drop. Qi Xinyue said sternly: "If I can't give birth to a child after ten months, I don't know how to live...... Oh my God, your parents are so good to me, I feel like worshipping Guanyin Bodhisattva, not only every meal is a nutritious meal, but even drinking water is personally helped me to dry, to drink warm water is not cold or hot, every day the fruit helps me peel, even squeeze orange juice, walk regularly at night, light incense in the sleeping room, play music, Mom, if I don't give them a grandchild, I feel so sorry for them!"

Gao Jun is also full of black lines after listening to it, of course, you can also understand the old man's mood of looking forward to his grandson, Gao Jun has not been at home for many years, and suddenly sent a pregnant daughter-in-law back, naturally he was surprised and delighted, and there was a successor.

If you send your grandson back directly, it is estimated that you can only remember that there is such a son as Gao Jun under the reminder of your neighbors.

Besides, the current woman is a princess for a day, the stars are held on the wedding day, the queen of ten months, the whole family is carefully served in October, and the queen of a lifetime cleans up her husband properly.

"Since it's so good, you can live in peace. Gao Jun smiled.

"It's good, but I feel awkward, it's okay if I'm really pregnant, it's too uncomfortable to pretend to be too uncomfortable, and in a few days I guess I'll be happy and pretend to vomit. Qi Xinyue said helplessly: "Oh, by the way, I sent a photo of my 'death' yesterday and went back, and your mother took it for me."

She said you don't even call back, and you don't care about us at all, so this lovely old lady made a couple of very realistic wounds on my face and neck with ketchup and pork rind, and photographed them for me to scare you. Qi Xinyue said.

"My mother has been an art teacher in the middle school attached to our factory for more than 30 years, and this little skill is still handy. Gao Jun said with a smile: "This is really unintentionally inserted into the willows and willows, which saves us a lot of trouble, but your harmonious mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship is more worthy of joy." ”

"Yes, your parents are so nice, they treat me like their own daughters, and secretly tell you that your mother washed all my underwear last night, and I was so moved that I cried. Qi Xinyue said in a low voice.

Gao Jun smiled, the kind old man spared no effort to his children and gave everything he had, not to mention his pregnant daughter-in-law.

What mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are not in harmony, fighting and fighting, it is always just an example.

"You're still laughing!" Qi Xinyue snorted: "Do you know how much pressure I am under, in case I can't give birth to grandchildren in ten months, I won't have the face to see them, so, I have sent yesterday's photos to my family, don't worry, I was connected to the public network of a large shopping mall in the city center, and now I am waiting for them to fight, and I decided to stay when the results are out."

But you, you must give me a guard against arrogance and impatience, no matter what the result is, I must be pregnant, otherwise I really can't explain!

Okay, let's not talk about it, my mother came back from buying breakfast, and we'll go for a walk in a while, and go to the vegetable market together.

Qi Xinyue hung up the phone in a hurry and went to enjoy her happy life as a ten-month queen.

Gao Jun is very happy that his kind parents have brought Qi Xinyue a great sense of happiness and belonging, this is the so-called, a child with a mother is like a treasure, and even Gao Jun is moved.

However, the happiness of a family depends on the fact that men are running around and working hard, and it is worth it to see the happy smiling faces of their families, no matter how hard and tired they are!

Gao Jun turned over, shook his spirits, and continued to work hard.

At this moment, Qi Xinyue sent him a photo, and Gao Jun was startled when he saw it.

There was a wound the size of a man's mouth on his forehead, and there was still blood, and there was a similar wound on his throat, as if it had been cut by a dagger, and it was terrifying.

Gao Jun smiled, my mother has been a teacher of art and art classes for more than 30 years, and it is really not simple, and her technique is comparable to that of a Hollywood makeup artist.

It's just that this old lady put on such makeup for her daughter-in-law in order to scare her son, which is too unkind.

The world says that the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is difficult, but that is just an example, there are many mothers-in-law and daughters-in-law in the world who are as close as mothers and daughters, Gao Jun has a friend's family, and the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is like a mother and daughter-in-law, and in the end, the mother-in-law loves her daughter-in-law to the extreme, and even feels that her son is not worthy of her, so she has to introduce her to the object!