Chapter Ninety-Nine: Morning Life on the Farm

A faint mist shrouded the woods, a few birds chased from the branches, and the sky lit up red. On the lawn of the farm, Li Han and Dudu walked in front of them, and behind them was a sick and crooked Liu Ming yawning, a little depressed. "Han, what time is it, don't go back to sleep again. ”

Dudu turned around and spit out his little tongue at Uncle Liu Ming, and scraped his fleshy little face with his little hands. "Uncle, shame, big lazy worm. "Hehe, I don't know who said yesterday that they wanted to experience farm life. Li Han stopped and waited for Liu Ming and said.

Liu Ming lowered his head and muttered. "I drank too much yesterday, and I said casually, besides, you are not going to the town of Bridon, I think I should go back to sleep for a while, and I'll help you carry the beer later." Saying that, he sat on the lawn bench, comfortable, lying down, taking a nap, it was good, Li Han saw Liu Mingle with a look of enjoyment. "Forget it, you better go back and rest, you're cold here. "Okay, Han, Dudu, I'll go back first, I'll have breakfast, I'll ask Philip to bring it over." ”

Liu Ming patted his buttocks and went home, Li Han and Dudu continued to work in the morning, opened the chicken coop, the chickens jumped out one by one, just waiting for the big and small chickens to come out, Dudu climbed into the chicken coop and caught the two little turkeys and took them out, put them away, the two little guys lazily shook their little heads, and Dudu prepared the little worms to feed the little turkeys. I've never seen such a lazy little turkey, the whole meat * turkey is stupid and swaying. When Dudu fed the little turkey, Li Han was busy removing the chicken coop baffle, sweeping the chicken manure down, and preparing the small manure truck, chicken and duck manure, cow, sheep and horse manure to be sent to the septic tank or composting place.

Open the duckling house, one by one the ducks croaked and jumped into the water, chasing small fish and shrimp, feeding the little turkeys, pedaling to the dock, pulling the fishing nets, catching small fish, loading them in small buckets, carrying buckets and leading two fat surprisingly small turkeys, to the side of the bushes, small hands knocked on the big tree trunks, a few little heads stretched out, and made a cheerful cry. "Dudu is here with a small fish, don't rob it, be obedient, you know?" A few little foxes fed fat Dudu, their hair was shiny, their little heads were bulging and the small fish were bouncing around Dudu and making a cheerful cry, and the old fox glanced at Li Han from time to time, as if he was afraid that Li Han would hurt the child.

Dudu touched the little fox one by one and counted the points, "Well, one, two, six, no less, the little fox didn't run away." The little fish and the little shrimp in the bucket pinched out and handed them to the little fox, six little red foxes circled around Dudu's feet, and the big tail swept Li Han's hand from time to time, itchy, Dudu giggled, pinched the small fish, and a little fox with a little white spot hugged Dudu's wrist, stretched out his little tongue and licked Dudu's palm. "Itchy, hehe, don't play anymore. ”

Dudu patted the little fox's little head, and the melon seeds pouted with his small mouth, so let's eat the small fish and shrimp obediently. Dudu happily played with the little fox for a while, and after Dad cleaned up, Dudu waved his little hand. "Listen to your mother obediently, Dudu is very well-behaved, listen to your father. ”

Dudu and the little fox waved goodbye and ran to Li Han's side. "Dudu helps Dad pick up duck eggs. "That's good. Li Han handed the small basket to Dudu, and Dudu jumped up and down to the duckling house, a lot of duck eggs, Dudu cheered and ran into the hut, squatted one by one and picked it up and carefully put it in the basket. "One, two. "Picked up a lot of duck eggs and put them in the basket and broke my fingers, counted, Dudu said happily. "Daddy, thirty duck eggs, one more than yesterday. "Really, there's a green shell, okay, let's go home, dad will give Dudu salt." "Uh-huh, Dudu helped Dad carry it. ”

Dudu carried a basket of duck eggs, Li Han was very happy with a basket of eggs all the way, there was one more duck egg, two more eggs, the chicks and ducklings were very diligent in laying eggs, and Dudu caught more insects to feed the chicks.

One big and one small held hands, carrying a small basket and carrying the sun, followed by two fat little turkeys dangling, Xiao Li turned back from time to time, waiting for the master, and the white wolf followed Dudu leisurely. Passing by the lawn, the little wild boar hummed and ran over, circled around Li Han and Dudu, hummed and rubbed Li Han's trouser legs, and saw the proud big crab crawling past Li Han's feet, the little hum ran over with a smoke, and the small mouth was picked, and the turtle and big crab were overturned, with their feet facing the sky, the little wild boar hummed and ran back to Li Han's feet. "It's really a little fart, yes, next time I'll make the old turtle on all fours. "Li Han praises it, sycophant little wild boar.

Dudu pouted his little mouth, hummed and didn't behave, Dudu ran to the big turtle and the big crab turned over, Li Han touched the little wild boar and smiled, this little guy, after filming Li Han's fart, he ran to Dudu's side and circled, it was really amazing, and after a while, Dudu was happy, and took the little wild boar to the vegetable garden to pick some green vegetables, and the little wild boar hummed and gnawed on the green vegetables. Li Handu has to admire this little big and small wild boar, if this guy is a person, he thinks he is a good hand at messing up.

Eggs and duck eggs are placed on the shelves of the vegetable supermarket, and there is an extra duck egg with a green shell Dudu to go back, and Dad helps Dudu pickle it, and grandma said that the green shell will not have diarrhea after eating Dudu. Back in the small building, Dudu moved out of the porcelain jar, and didn't want Li Han to help, opened the lid, Dudu took out three big duck eggs, put them in a small basin, put the green shell duck eggs in it, and put them at the bottom to eat. Li Han watched Dudu busy, and the little guy was stunned and didn't let himself interfere.

Dudu washed the duck eggs, Li Han washed the vegetables and rice, baked some bread, cooked rice porridge, put the duck eggs in, and Dudu also made two strokes. "Well, grandma put so much water. "Okay, let's go play for a while, Daddy is cooking." ”

"Uh-huh, Dudu went pick vegetables. Dudu went out to the vegetable garden with a small basket, Li Han was busy making breakfast, the bread and rice porridge were fragrant, Liu Mingjue couldn't sleep, and ran to the kitchen following the taste. "I said where does it smell so good, hehe, just right, get up and wash and eat. ”

Li Han understands Liu Ming's temperament in private, this guy is thicker than ordinary people's buttocks, there is no way, he is too lazy to pay attention to him. Liu Ming washed his face, brushed his teeth, and was busy helping Li Hansheng with meals and dishes, as for Philip buying hamburgers and coffee, this guy didn't even look at it. "It still tastes good with rice porridge with side dishes. ”

Dudu stuck out his little tongue, his uncle was a big lazy worm, Li Han cut the duck egg and handed it to Liu Ming. "Come and try the salted duck eggs, pickled yourself. "The duck egg yolk is all oily, purple and purple, and the good guy tastes so good." ”

"Mmmm, it's fragrant, Dudu likes to eat it the most. Dudu dug out the duck egg from the shell with a spoon and put it into the rice porridge, and ate it in a big gulp, a big bowl of rice porridge with half a salted duck egg was eaten, Dudu jumped off the chair and ran out of the bowl to hand the bowl to his father to serve the rice. "Dudu has such a good appetite. ”

After breakfast, Dudu rushed to wash the dishes and chopsticks, Liu Ming said that he didn't help, he came to wash the dishes and chopsticks, but they couldn't be washed well, so Dudu moved the stool. "Dudu taught Uncle to wash the dishes. Liu Ming's face was flushed, and he was a little embarrassed.

Breakfast is eaten early, and after breakfast, it is necessary to prepare for milking. Liu Ming was very curious, he hadn't milked the cow yet, so he wanted to go to the cowshed with Dudu and Li Han to help milk the cows, especially when he heard that Dina got up early in the morning to milk the cows, and he would have to carry raw milk over later, this guy was more active. "Okay, but milking cows isn't an easy job. Li Han said.

"Cut, underestimate people, let you see it today, I'm not ignorant of anything. Liu Ming rolled up his cuffs and hummed and said, don't underestimate people. "Okay, since you're not afraid of hard work, come on. ”

Li Han took out the milk bucket, milk jar, filter gauze, milk washing basin, warm water, and towels with Dudu. "These have to be cleaned, and after a while, the notebook and scales, and the small stool are brought along, and I can't forget it. ”

Liu Ming was a little dumbfounded, he hadn't seen the cow yet, he had been busy for a while, and the three of them had been cleaning by the pool for more than ten minutes, Liu Ming finally understood that the milkman worked hard. Li Han and Dudu changed their work clothes and took one for Liu Ming, Liu Ming changed into work clothes, and the tools were ready. "Let's go, now go to the cowshed. Li Han handed Liu Ming the cleaning tools, came to the cowshed and ran in to comfort the two cows, strangers came, and the milk was easily frightened.

Li Han took Liu Ming to clean the cowshed, and Dudu carried a small bucket of water, preparing warm water to clean the dirt around the milk and milk, and scrub it clean. "I didn't expect this thing, it's really not easy. Busy with sweat, Li Han pursed his lips.

"What do you think, you must know that Dinah has to squeeze at least a dozen heads of milk in the morning, and she is busy at four or five o'clock, and maybe she is busy at seven or eight o'clock, but she has no time to play with you. "I'll go, you capitalist is abusive, I tell you, Dinah is such a beautiful girl, how can you be so ruthless." ”

Li Han rolled his eyes speechlessly, he had done a lot more hard than tiring work, so he didn't shout anything. "Alright, hurry up and clean up, get to work, and put the beer in the barrel in the morning and ship it over in the afternoon, tomorrow is Oktoberfest, and Ottoman and a bunch of Germans can wait to see my jokes, and you tell me that the whole of Montana knows what you're messing about." "Hey, you don't have to thank me, I originally wanted to make this matter bigger, at least the western region knows that whoever makes the time too short, not as good as the domestic one, not very easy to operate." ”

Li Han said angrily. "Then I should really thank you, okay, let's start, don't move first, wash it, get a massage, you're not right, Dudu come and teach uncle." Dudu ran over, Dudu has now become a little milking expert, but it is amazing, the massage techniques are not worse than Li Han and Dinah, Dudu taught Liu Ming by hand, but after a while, Dudu pouted. "Dad, Dudu doesn't teach uncle, uncles are so stupid and can't learn well. ”

"Ah, don't squeeze, don't squeeze, you're also a hitter. Liu Ming didn't say anything, this would be despised by a three-year-old child, and Liu Ming's self-esteem was broken. Li Han laughed out loud, pouting Lao Gao's mouth, his uncle was very stupid, he couldn't learn, and Niu Niu didn't have any pain from his uncle.

"Now I know that the work of this farm is not easy to do, opening a farm is far from being so easy, just milking cows, starting to massage the milk This work has dozens of precautions, this is not counting, milking, how to posture, how to sit to avoid being kicked, and milking the cow, but also to avoid dirty things falling into the milk bucket, the first two milk bacteria are more, to be installed separately. Li Han said a bunch of precautions, this is not over, Liu Ming hurriedly waved his hand. "Gotcha, don't say it. ”

Li Han and Dudu laughed, Liu Ming stayed obediently, watching Dudu and Li Han milking the cow, the two were skilled, it didn't take a while, the work was over, Liu Ming was stunned. "You didn't lie to me, it's not easy. ”

"What am I lying to you about, forget it or you can try it. "No, I'll help Dudu carry the cow keg, I'll fill the beer later, I'll help, I can always do this." Liu Ming felt that he was eating idle food.

"No problem, it's easy, you can learn it. Li Han said with a smile, Dudu nodded vigorously, Dudu has filled a small keg of beer. "Really, don't fool me again. Liu Ming followed Li Han and Dudu with a milk bucket, and said half-awake and half-suspicious. "Hahaha, really, let's go. ”