Deceived everywhere
It was another imperfect night, Yang Jianxi wandered aimlessly through the wasteland slums.
Since the last time he fooled around that Zhuang Village, Yang Jianxi has been walking in various villages in the wasteland slums for more than a month, passing on his own bitter chicken soup for the soul.
The highest level of bragging is that when others don't know what you say is true or false, the cowhide you brag about is the truth, Yang Jianxi is convinced of this, and after this month's cycle performance, Yang Jianxi's harvest can be described as not small.
He himself is also brainy, what black cat sheriff in his previous life, Astro Boy, King Kong gourd baby, and so on, as long as it is a story that can induce children to sprout self-consciousness or a movie or TV series, Yang Jinxi has all moved out and adapted it.
Anyway, compared to the Chen Sheng and Wu Guang uprisings that fooled Li Yifeng and them in the Streamer Town of the Holy Light Continent before, the prince and general Xiangning were much more energetic.
After a month of tireless work to pass on the chicken soup for the soul that instilled the 21st century, at least now it has caused a sensation among the wasteland slums, and what Yang Jinxi is doing is to spread gunpowder in this slum, waiting for Li Yifeng and them to come and ignite it more than a month later, and then it will be out of control.
Now he only dares to walk the wasteland slums at night, and try his luck to meet a village again to carry out a new round of pit abduction.
It's really too conspicuous to walk in the wasteland slums in broad daylight in this situation, because Yang Jinxi has always used the face and name of Yang Laoshi, and there is that kind of accident during the day, relatively speaking, it is much safer at night, at least it can make Yang Jianxi feel at ease, even if this black is not pure or cold.
It's like a freewheeling traveler wandering in this night with temperature and light, in fact, since losing her, Yang Jinxi has considered herself a passerby in this world......
There was another village in sight, and the corners of Yang Jinxi's mouth rose slightly, leaving the last evil smile in place, and dragged forward with the face that belonged to Yang Honest, with a simple smile on it.
As the distance dragged in, the scale of the village was still worthy of Yang Jinxi's nod of approval, and it seemed that it would have to accommodate three or four hundred people.
Yang Zhenxi squatted on the small mound on the side of the village not far away and observed, and said softly in contemplation:
"I'm afraid this is the largest village I've ever encountered in this slum."
Yang Jinxi looked at the bright light flowing in the village in front of him, and the many well-dressed middle-aged men standing guard at the fence and muttered, "This shouldn't be the imperial city of the slums." ”
It was really unbelievable to Yang Jinxi, he hadn't looked carefully from a distance just now, but now he was afraid that it would have to accommodate seven or eight hundred people, and the houses in the entire village were made of wood, and the scale was so large that it was difficult for him to associate it with the slum
Such a village cannot be said to be rare in the wasteland, but the seventy or eighty villages of all sizes that Yang Jinxi has encountered in the past month or so may not add up to as much as the one in front of him.
Yang Jinxi was also interested in this wasteland, at least in his own opinion, an unprecedented village. Seeing the appearance of this guard, Yang Zhenxi estimated that he might not be able to enter if he swaggered like this, so he retreated from the honest and honest temperament of deliberately creating an illusion for others, and replaced it with a mysterious aura.
Yang Zhenxi moved, more than ten meters in one step, but he was still Yang Laoshi's appearance, but he was no longer Yang Laoshi.
From the moment Yang Jianxi decided to use cultivation, it was destined to be a breeze to sneak into this village silently.
As long as you come in, the rest will be easy to do, after all, Yang Jianxi is an old driver with some rich experience, and he found a no-man's corner in the village at random and restored all of Yang Laoshi, just about to go out and grope for the general situation of this village, an exclamation made Yang Jianxi instantly understand where he was now, and wanted to mention Xiuwei to block the sound, but it was too late.
"Dead pervert...... , stinky and shameless, voyeur ......" was supposed to represent a frightened voice Yang Zhenxi heard a different taste, and he didn't bother too much
Turning around, looking down into the eyes is a group of women who are at least dressed in clothes no matter what you say, some are old and some are women, but they are flowerless girls......
None of this is important, the important thing is that Yang Jianxi watched them get up in a hurry one by one and fled in a hurry, leaving behind a strong stench and stench in the air, and seeing the nausea in the ditch, Yang Jianxi shouted and scolded: ", thatched house!"
In a moment, the sound of hurried footsteps coming from all directions came into Yang Jinxi's ears,
Smiled helplessly, walked towards the place where the group of female monkeys had escaped, and said as he walked: "It's really ...... I really don't know what to say. Next, I can only say a sentence, take a step and look at a step. ”
Yang Jianxi tried his best to pretend to be flustered, but when he stepped out of the wooden door that resembled a wooden wall, the scene in front of him made Yang Jianxi dumbfounded.
I saw a group of unclothed or unclothed men and women doing primitive human movements in the open air, the scene was extremely chaotic, and everywhere was filled with the smell of erosion that Yang Jinxi also knew, or was like he was familiar with blood.
Yang Jinxi stood at the corner of what should be a women's thatched house in the village, with a wooden wall made of wood, looking at the hodgepodge in front of him.
Yang Jinxi admired this carnival party with great interest
Every man and woman are in their own busyness, the female face is a little painful, the male is showing the ultimate excitement and pleasure, looking at a female monkey everywhere surrounded by multiple males busy look, Yang Jianxi came to the judgment that there should be more men and fewer women in this village, Yang Jianxi raised a hand and stretched out his palm to rub the round chin of this face, according to his judgment,
In this sudden party, there were five or six hundred people who were doing party activities, of course, most of them were men, and they should have voices with similar content, but they were intertwined everywhere and became noisy in Yang Jianxi's ears, and he couldn't experience the slightest immersion, so he couldn't make up his mind for a while, so he sat on the ground against the door frame and said to himself: "You wastelanders really know how to play, this boring world is really alive and well played by you."
I now know how the females from before I bumped into them and let out such a different kind of scream during the release process, and now that I think about it, I feel that I made you the starter of this party by mistake. ”
This feeling of watching the live broadcast is not quite the same as Yang Zhenxi imagined, especially this kind of exciting large-scale live broadcast, looking at this seemingly tireless bull ploughing the field, Yang Zhenxi didn't know what to say, and thought: "Otherwise, recite the Pure Heart Sutra?"
Come on, I'm not a righteous person, if I hadn't looked at those broken flowers and willows, I didn't know that the broken car had run tens of millions of kilometers, I would have wanted to pick up a gun and go into battle and kill all sides......"
I really don't know what to do, so I just hum a small tune to pass the time and wait to see if the cow is tired or the field is bad
"Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, brother, I walk on the shore, and I love and love the rope and swing slowly......"
Yang Jianxi was singing, perhaps because of the different sounds in this environment, the sound not far away on the right hand side attracted Yang Jinxi's attention,
A child who seemed to be seven or eight years old gently pushed open the wooden door, poked his little head out of the crack and turned his head, as if he was very scared, looked around and finally found Yang Jinxi.
Of course, Yang Jianxi also saw him, in fact, Yang Jianxi thought that it must be his beautiful singing voice that attracted him, so he opened the door curiously and poked his head out to inspect.
Anyway, being idle is also idle, rather than appreciating the actions that you look down on and others can't stop,
It happened to be a child who appeared, and it was time for Yang Jinxi's abduction again.
got up and walked towards the head that poked out of the crack in the door, the little boy saw Yang Jinxi walking towards him, and seemed to be even more hurried, wanting to retract his head and close the door.
Seeing this, Yang Jianxi could do as he wished, and reached out to stop the operation that the boy was about to do.
Breaking through the door like a barbarian, the room was full of men and women of about the same size, huddled together in twos and threes.
After Yang Jinxi looked down at them, he shifted his gaze to the boy who wanted to close the door and was knocked open by his own hand, and now fell to the side.
Looking at his angry eyes, Yang Jinxi said that it was not bad, at least it was bloody. Nodding at him, he spoke?, "Don't be afraid, what's your name." ”
The current Yang Jinxi should be a bad guy in his eyes, so he didn't say that he pretended to talk to him with a simple appearance.
Although Yang Zhenxi's current honest face looks ordinary and approachable, but because of his temperament that can be changed at will, the current Yang Jinxi is relatively terrifying in his eyes.
"Su Pingsheng" replied very simply, as if he suddenly understood something, and then asked, "You are not from our village?"
It should be the words of inquiry, but Yang Jinxi heard it with a tone of three points of affirmation.
So with a bit of banter, he asked, "Yo, boy, tell me how you know." ”
Sitting cross-legged opposite this boy named Su Pingsheng, looking at the fact that there were about twenty or thirty boys and girls in this small area, they all lowered their heads and did not look at Yang Jinxi, but they could hear small sobs coming from each of them.
It was a scared voice, Yang Jinxi knew very well, he had seen and heard more. There will be no mistakes.