Section 433 Get up and kiss!

(I feel that my sin is so great and my sin is so great that I will not die...... Uh, no, it's a sin that deserves death!)

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"That's right, whether the program team agrees or not, if they still toss us according to things like today, we can't give up the right to fight for good conditions. ”

"Another point, some unimportant behaviors, or behaviors that can cause humorous effects, are not limited by the rules!" Xu Lei added: "Like some small tricks of pretending to be ugly and deliberately stumbling over people, you can try it."

"Hmm!" everyone agreed.

"Brother Xu Lei, you are like this, you don't need to deliberately stumble, you should grab it directly to match the effect of your face. Zhou Xinyang couldn't help but joke with a smile.

When Kang Bo heard this, he said affirmatively: "I think it's okay, anyway, Xu Lei, your image is like that, so I will add a setting to myself to grab at every turn." Those who can do it will never talk much, and do less bargaining things. It's a bit of an unconventional feeling. ”

"Is this okay?" Xu Lei wondered.

"I think it's okay!" Zhang Yingxia seconded: "There are too many mouths and too few hands in variety shows." “

"Then I'm really robbing it?" said Brother Xu Lei with a little hesitation and a little expectation.

"Hmm!" Kang Bo said in unison with Zhang Yingxia. But Combo thought about it and said, "But don't see anyone robbing you." It's easy to get out of here!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed "haha".

"But, Brother Xu Lei, next time, can you not rob me first!" Suddenly, Kuang Yi said weakly.

This made the others laugh even louder. It seems that Kuang Yi has been robbed of his psychological shadow

"Don't worry, brother won't rob you, okay!" Xu Lei said with a smile: "Not only will I not rob you, but in the future, you will be the one covered by my brother!"

The chatterbox of the crowd opened.

There are more and more things to talk about, and they are less and less limited to variety shows.

When Xu Lei started the first color joke.

The wine game suddenly entered a small climax.

For Kuang Yi and Zheng Ze.

Maybe tonight's banquet is what their agent wants to achieve.

There are several old fritters who have been in the entertainment industry for at least seven or eight years, and most of them are ten or twenty years old.

As long as Zheng Ze and Kuang Yi are not too stupid, then it is almost certain that the two of them will be in the entertainment industry in the future, and it will be a steady upward trend.

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There is a poem: Wine into the intestines turns into washing and sleeping!

Seven people tossed around for a day during the day.

After talking about the knot in the evening, I drank a little at random, and as a result, five of the seven people began to fight.

It's not going to go on like this.

Kang Bo hurriedly checked out, and then all seven of them returned to the hotel arranged by the program team and rested.

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Zhang Yingxia returned to the hotel, took a shower in a mess, and then dried his hair in a hurry, and then lay directly on the bed.

When I was in a daze, I heard the phone ringing. When I picked it up, I didn't know the number, and it really hung up, and then turned it off.

But before he could roll over and go back to sleep.

The phone in this room actually rang too.

Zhang Yingxia picked up the phone, and it was an unknown voice: "Sir, may I ask you-"

"I don't need it!" Zhang Yingxia thought it was a call to provide some special service, and hung up directly. By the way, put the phone microphone aside.

Now I can finally sleep a little more peacefully.

As a result, I didn't sleep long. Someone actually patted him and shouted: "Zhang Yingxia, Zhang Yingxia, wake up!"

Zhang Yingxia squinted, his mind was confused, thinking who was this? How did he get in?

At this time, a familiar light shone in front of him.

Zhang Yingxia tried to open one eye.

"Zhang Yingxia, Zhang Yingxia, wake up!" the comer continued to shout.

"Is that you? How did you get in?" Zhang Yingxia finally understood who was coming? It's Li Chenghao!

"I won't answer your phone. asked the hotel front desk to find you, but you hung up the phone directly and took off the microphone. No, we can't help it, just take out the shooting contract and let the hotel open the door with a spare room card!" Li Chenghao shrugged his shoulders and said.

"I said!" Zhang Yingxia stretched out a hand from the quilt: "Can you turn that thing off?

"Oh, professional habits, professional habits!" Li Chenghao smiled like a fox.

If it weren't for the inconvenience now, Zhang Yingxia would have pounced on him and strangled him!

After kicking everyone out. Zhang Yingxia spent fifteen minutes after everything was settled before letting this wave of people in.

In front of several cameras, Li Chenghao said: "Zhang Yingxia, your task to get up today is to get others up!" After speaking, like a trick, he took out a few darts from behind.

And a few of his men set up a target.

The target is not small, and the choices are written on it one by one. There are splashers, there are squirters, there are screams, there are paintings, and there is even an option to get up and kiss.

"Come, choose how you wake up the next person!" Li Chenghao smiled lewdly.

"What the hell is that get-up kiss?" After Zhang Yingxia saw those three words clearly, he felt that the world was too crazy? "Your show is going to be broadcast on TV No. 1, between two men, is it okay to play this kind of thing?"

"Don't you think it's crooked, okay?" Li Chenghao said confidently: "Men, they will have the idea of wanting to bite someone to death for a moment." I'm just taking that idea down and making it more palatable to the audience!"

"I'm like biting you to death right now!"

"If you're willing to put on lipstick right away, even if you pounce on me right away and bite me to death, it's okay!" Li Chenghao looked indifferent, and he was extremely cheap.

"I hate your meat - cheap!" Zhang Yingxia muttered.

It's just that this grunt is a bit loud, and it's been fully recorded.

The later editors directly kept this paragraph. Let the audience watch a spray rice.

I can't imagine that Zhang Yingxia, who is crazy when he rocks, affectionate when he sings love songs, and most of the times when he is filming, is gentle and elegant, and even when he is on a variety show, he also brings a positive force to people, and there are times when he buries people.

What made the audience even more happy next was Zhang Yingxia's silent recitation: "Don't get up and kiss, don't get up and kiss!"

After the staff turned the target up, Zhang Yingxia stabbed it over.

"It's a squirt!" the staff confirmed.

"Yay-" Zhang Yingxia shouted with a victorious posture, and then turned his head and asked happily: "Who am I calling next!"

"It's Brother Xu Lei!"

"......" The joy didn't last two minutes! Zhang Yingxia was dumb.

Damn, uncooked!

"Can't you change someone?"

"What do you think?"

"I think it's okay!" Zhang Yingxia directly learned the things from the banquet and put them to use! No matter what, he had to fight for it.

"I'm sorry! I don't think so!"

"Why?"

"Because the final interpretation is up to me!" Li Chenghao said with bad intentions.

"Well, when I didn't say it earlier!" "When the hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, he is weak. Zhang Yingxia decided not to be tough with Li Chenghao in person!

"Take it, this is Brother Xu Lei's door card!"

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Zhang Yingxia walked in the corridor of the hotel, with a camera jockey in front of him and a camera on his side.

I sorted out my thoughts. Zhang Yingxia remembered that the seven of them agreed to Li Chenghao's request to shoot two issues at a time.

And what he wants to go to now is Xu Lei's room on the first floor upstairs. He finally understood why when he first booked a room, everyone's door number was the same, even if the floor was different.

Like he was in 1615, and Xu Lei was in 1715. Others and so on.

This is probably done so that when a large number of staff members appear on the same floor, it will affect other people.

If all seven of them were on the same floor, then it is estimated that when such a group of people made a fuss in one person's room, the others would have been able to prepare earlier.

It can be said that Li Chenghao is a guy who has refined all the abacus. There may not be a single ventilator left to the seven.

Like now, a group of people have walked to the upper floor, at most, it can make Xu Lei a little vigilant.

But according to Zhang Yingxia's example, it is estimated that it is more likely that Xu Lei is still sleeping with his head covered.

arrived at Xu Lei's door.

When Li Chenghao motioned to Zhang Yingxia to open Xu Lei's door with the door card,

Zhang Yingxia clenched his fists and slammed on Xu Lei's door: "Brother Xu Lei, get up!"

The knock on the door of "knock knock" startled Li Chenghao: "What are you doing, you are going to wake up the whole floor!"

"I'm just going to salute first and then soldier!" Zhang Yingxia explained with an innocent face. That's what the banquet says - the so-called "non-cooperation"!

looked at Zhang Yingxia and almost returned the expression he had just given to him. Li Chenghao gritted his teeth in his heart: Wait for me!

With a smile on his face: "I understand, I understand! It's just that you have to tell us in advance about this matter in the future, otherwise it's okay to make noise to other tenants, after all, people have to go to work the next day!"

After speaking, he handed over a bottle of water: "Here you go!"

"I'm not thirsty!" Zhang Yingxia wondered.

"Whoever asks you if you're thirsty, this is for you to take a sip, put it in your mouth, and as soon as Brother Xu Lei opens the door, you will spray it directly. You've done it!" Li Chenghao explained.

The mountain of "......" is still a mountain high, and the strong have their own strong players. Sure enough, the improvisation when he was forced to get up due to lack of sleep was not as good as the content carefully planned by others, and these people even expected this.

Zhang Yingxia bowed to the wind.

You can only do so.

took a sip of water in his mouth, and kept chanting in his heart: "Brother Xu Lei, don't blame me, they forced it!"

After a while, the door didn't move.

It seems that after Brother Xu Lei saw that there was no knock on the door, he probably turned around and fell asleep again.

After a few subtle sounds of mechanical hinges opening, the door actually opened.

"Damn! Why didn't I expect it! I really didn't live in the hotel anymore, and I didn't develop this habit of buttoning the anti-theft bolt!"

If you do this earlier, you can estimate that you can sleep for more than half an hour.

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originally thought that Xu Lei couldn't get up in the room, and he had to use the door card to open the door.

But he didn't want to, but Xu Lei used practical actions to teach Zhang Yingxia a lesson on "the correct operation habits before going to bed when living in a hotel".

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The door opened, and a metallic chain connecting the door and the door blocked Xu Lei's face.

Xu Leige's trademark squinting eyes became more serious when he got up.

"Zhang Yingxia, is there something wrong?"

Zhang Yingxia, blinking, means: I'm sorry, Brother Xu!

With a mouth, a mouthful of water sprayed directly on Xu Lei's face.

At this time, Xu Lei was also stunned, and shouted directly: "What are you doing?"

Zhang Yingxia hurriedly jumped to the side: "Brother Xu Lei, it's none of my business, he asked me to do it!"

At this time, Li Chenghao stepped forward: "Brother Xu Lei, before today's characters, one by one to call people to get up." ”

Seeing Li Chenghao's underbeaten face, Xu Lei also understood something, "Oh!" and slammed the door.

"Hey, Brother Xu Lei, open the door!" Seeing this, Li Chenghao was also anxious. I want to bang on the door when I go up.

"What are you doing? I'm just closing the door so I can loosen the hinges!" Xu Lei complained: "Besides, you don't look at what time of year it is? You are not afraid of noisy tenants on the same floor, people will still work tomorrow!"

"......" - Li Chenghao.

Zhang Yingxia laughed secretly in his heart: he really responded to that sentence - "The wicked still need the wicked to grind!"

When Xu Lei opened the door completely.

Everyone outside, including Zhang Yingxia, Li Chenghao, photographers, accompanying directors, screenwriters, and the audience in front of the TV in the future, all saw that Xu Lei was basically dressed up.

"I said, Brother Xu Lei, why are you so fast?" Zhang Yingxia said in surprise.

"Isn't it fast??" Xu Lei said with an expression of "Shouldn't it be like this?"

"When I knocked on the door?

"I'm already up! Think about it, I know that there is no one else who dares to knock on the door like this, except for the film crew!" Xu Lei said with insight into everything.

"Admire!" Zhang Yingxia said with both hands in his fists.

"What's so much admiration for this, you stay a little longer in the crew, it's just a daily situation. Xu Lei said with a smile. This smile is a little proud, but also a little bitter.

"Okay, don't talk nonsense!" Li Chenghao interjected at this time: "Brother Xu Lei, this is the next person you need to call!?

"No, I'm ready now!"

"By prep, do you mean that you choose a way to get people out of bed?"

"Choose, how to choose?" Xu Lei said a little confused.

"That's it!" Li Chenghao waved his hand, and several members of the crew set up the target plate just now.

After finishing speaking, he handed Xu Lei a dart.

"Brother Xu Lei, are you ready? Ready, let's go!"

Looking at the target that was only two or three meters away, Xu Lei couldn't help but smile and said, "Ready! Isn't this simple?"

"Let's start!"

After a staff member turns up the target. Xu Lei threw it casually - "Get up and kiss!"