Chapter 415: Advanced Keyboard Warrior
Tong Ling gave Gao Jun a sales task with a charming smile, and then walked away, she was busy in the small restaurant just now and didn't go to the party, and now she is still proud of her decision.
Gao Jun stuffed Durex, there are a total of eight boxes, each box of twelve, there are passion packs, ultra-thin packs, and vitality packs, which are guaranteed to be genuine, and I don't know where this girl got it.
I have to serve Tong Ling's business sense, the same as the big flicker, I heard that people buy cars and sell car covers, I heard that people buy motorcycles and sell hard hats, I heard that people can't sleep and people sell sleeping pills, Tong Ling heard that she wants to go on a group date, and immediately go to sell safety, condoms, it is estimated that Tong Ling will also go tomorrow, and go to sell emergency contraception and medicine on Monday morning.
This is called grasping the market and grasping the light in advance!
The cafeteria exploded, the auditorium was hijacked by gunmen, the police hadn't left yet, and armed police soldiers were patrolling the dormitories, but for the students, the joy of a free vacation had long since washed away their fears.
Who can be blamed for this unimaginable accident and man-made disaster? Since everyone has not been harmed, why bother with it?
For example, in an accidental car accident, the victim also knew that the other party definitely did not mean to hurt him, but he still lived in the hospital and shouted every day that he had a headache and a buttocks ache.
This is because he knows in his heart that the other party did not act intentionally, and he has forgiven the other party in the incident, but on specific issues, he still wants as much compensation as possible.
Just like now, things happen unpredictably, the school is the biggest victim, and the students don't blame the school, and now the school has taken the initiative to make compensation, so there is no need to be entangled, instead of recalling the pain of the past, it is better to plan for the future happiness.
Therefore, the atmosphere in the dormitory is warm and hot, some people are busy looking for decent clothes to wear on vacation tomorrow, some people are washing their hair and shaving their faces, and they want to go on a date with the best attitude, and some people are temporarily cramming and are calling: "Xiaoli, tomorrow...... Xiaohong, ...... tomorrow Xiao Xin, ...... tomorrow Brother Wang...... Why don't we have a room tomorrow!"
If you have a girlfriend, you will naturally live and fly together, and those who don't have a girlfriend are also taking this opportunity to confess their invitations, and for a while the chickens and dogs are jumping in the dormitory.
Gao Jun kicked open the door of Lu Lei's dormitory, these bastards are full men who don't know that hungry men are hungry, and they eat more and occupy more.
At this time, Lu Lei was discussing with his roommates, which sister paper to bring tomorrow, it was too good, and it was too much to pick and choose, but if you bring one, you will have to snub the others, and the matter of stepping on N boats will be revealed, tangled!
These guys are all well-off little second generations, and they don't count bullshit in society, but they can call the wind and rain in school, especially when they go out with some girls from small households, buy a skirt worth thousands of yuan, get some high-end cosmetics, and stay in a seaview hotel for one night, and basically take it down.
So Lu Lei, the bastard, alone occupied three or four girls, and the other boys were similar.
As soon as they saw Gao Jun coming in, several people immediately asked: "Teacher Gao, how can you not help you in this situation where you have to choose one of three or four?"
Gao Jun smiled slightly and said: "If you don't want to help in this case, then only the man will work hard to rush back and forth, it depends on how you arrange it."
I heard that the resort villa is very large, occupies half of the mountain, thousands of houses, there are houses under the mountain, there are hotels, there are wooden houses on the mountainside, and villas on the top of the mountain, anyway, you boys have money, except for the double room arranged by the school, the others will pay for themselves, and the girlfriend likes luxury, so arrange it in the villa on the top of the mountain, get up in the morning to watch the sunrise and the sea of clouds, do it at sunrise, and like the quiet environment, it will be arranged in the mountain cabin...... Stagger everyone, rain and dew. ”
Lu Lei scratched his head and said, "It seems that it has to be like this, spending money is a trivial matter, but the rain and dew are even, tired!"
When everyone heard that he had to sell cheaply, they immediately laughed, and Gao Jun even threw out a box of Durex casually, and said: "When you are young, you are fighting in all directions, and when you are a woman at night, how can you be afraid of hardship and tiredness, as long as you don't kill people, just take this thing and give it a hundred yuan." ”
"A hundred yuan?" Lu Lei was about to question, but saw Gao Jun's eyes widen and said: "Don't you give some service fee for door-to-door delivery? Rack your brains to come up with ideas, don't you give some hard money?
Lu Lei was sprayed with foaming stars, and hurriedly took out a big bill and stuffed it to Gao Jun, and there was also a box of good cigarettes, which was almost a habit.
Tong Ling stuffed a few boxes of elves to Gao Jun, Gao Jun sold them all out before he went out, some people didn't want to buy them, but before he opened his mouth, Gao Jun said first: "You don't need it, there is no girl anyway!"
Spending money is small, losing face is big, they are all low-profile versions of the second generation, who hasn't been a few good friends, hearing him say this, the man immediately sold two boxes, and said: "This may not be enough!"
Gao Jun successfully completed the task, and then looked at the boys in the other dormitories who were all in high spirits and preparing to travel, and the previous things did not have much impact, so he left with the money in his hand, and greeted quietly when he left: "Wu Zhipeng, have given me help." ”
Wu Zhipeng, who was busy before and after, was a little stunned when he brushed his shoes and fetched water for the big guys, but others didn't care at all, Wu Zhipeng was originally a tea brother, and Gao Jun was different from other teachers, blackmailing them was all easy, and it was not unusual to ask Wu Zhipeng to serve tea and pour water.
Wu Zhipeng followed Gao Jun out of the dormitory, Gao Jun didn't say a word, his steps were getting faster and faster, Wu Zhipeng followed step by step, until he came to the downstairs of the classroom dormitory building, Gao Jun stopped, turned around suddenly, and slapped Wu Zhipeng on the top of his head, not heavy, but Wu Zhipeng was stunned.
Gao Jun said angrily: "Stinky boy, you hide the fuck deep enough, you look like a country bun on weekdays, and you are willing to be a cow and a horse in the dormitory, I really don't see that you are a big man, but it's no wonder, hackers are at most senior keyboard warriors, and they also belong to the category of dicks, except for outstanding computer technology, you are all in your true colors!"
Wu Zhipeng was shocked, obviously Gao Jun already knew everything.
"Don't worry about it, I've seen it all. Gao Jun saw his eyes rolling, and immediately sneered: "When the bandit was about to shoot the female teacher before, in front of the black light, I saw you stand up, obviously wanting to admit your identity and not wanting innocent people to be implicated. ”
Wu Zhipeng looked at him, looked around again, sighed softly, and said, "Yes, that's right, the person they are looking for is me." ”
Although Gao Jun already knew, he admitted it himself, and it was still somewhat impactful.
Even if I look at the kid at this time, I look like a poor dick, just like Gao Jun said, hackers are also a kind of keyboard warriors, and I am nothing surprising, it is likely to be more homely than ordinary keyboard warriors, but the technology is outstanding.
But this guy is indeed a top keyboard warrior who can drive mercenaries and threaten him with 5,000 kidnappers, which is really surprising.
What surprised Gao Jun even more was that he actually asked Gao Jun: "I thought you already knew." ”
"Why should I have known this a long time ago?" Gao Jun said in surprise.
"Because the person who asked me to come here told me not to reveal my identity as much as possible, once there is danger, Gao Jun is a bastard...... That teacher will naturally protect me, Teacher Gao, you also shot it in the auditorium just now, right?" Wu Zhipeng said.
"You wait a minute. Gao Jun asked in surprise: "You mean, someone deliberately arranged for you to come here, and said that I would protect you, and that guy scolded me...... It can't be a woman, does it?
"I don't know, she had a mask on her face when we met, but looking at her delicate figure and sweet and greasy voice, I guess it must be a beauty. Wu Zhipeng said.
"Mask again?" Gao Jun smiled bitterly and confessed what was going on, it should be that the world's top hacker has been recruited by the imperial court, but there is now a big tiger-level ghost in the court, and even Zhao Haiyan's new research will be betrayed, not to mention Wu Zhipeng, a top hacker who can influence the world.
So for his safety, he was not put into the court, but in the way of hiding leaves in the forest, according to his age, he was put into the school.
No wonder Zhao Haiyan's matter was solved, but he didn't receive the order to retreat, it turned out that he had a new mission, but why didn't he receive the news?
Ji Xiang?!It's this stupid girl again, she must have not received the news for some reason, or forgot to tell herself, she is not even competent to be a liaison now!
Gao Jun didn't want to continue to dwell on this issue, if even the agents were negligent, he was afraid that Wu Zhipeng would be afraid, so he quickly changed the topic and said: "You kid is not simple, what did you do, would make people use mercenaries, such a big battle came to you?"
Wu Zhipeng scratched his head, looking shy, but his eyes were full of pride, which is the arrogance of only the top personnel in the industry.
"Actually, it's nothing, it's just that I browsed their election voting system a few times during the U.S. election, helped check the firewall of Citibank, and sent a private email to the CEO of Deutsche Telekom, because their network card speed is too slow, and there is a large international website, I want to register, but I always say that the name I applied for has already been applied, so I simply looked at the information of all their users......" Wu Zhipeng said lightly, as if it was a child's greedy trick.
Although Gao Jun doesn't understand, it still sounds like a bull's fork, and it is recognized that top hackers have the power to challenge the whole world, but I didn't expect this inconspicuous young man in front of him to be the person at the top of the pyramid.
"So, as long as it's related to computers, you understand it, right?" asked Gao Jun very layman's words.
Wu Zhipeng smiled bitterly, but what Gao Jun said was right, no matter how powerful a hacker is, it is in the category of computers after all, but now people are inseparable from computers, Wu Zhipeng nodded proudly.
"Great!" Gao Jun clapped his hands happily, grabbed Wu Zhipeng and said happily: "Follow me!"