Chapter 350: Recognizing Ancestors and Returning to Ancestors Becomes a Farce

"What the hell. ”

Du Luo muttered and stretched out her hand to Su Xiaowan, she quickly took out a tissue from the delicate brand-name satchel and carefully wiped the blood on the back of Du Luo's hand. After wiping it clean, the paper towel was thrown away, and the three of them turned around and left, and they had no good impression of this place.

"Du Shao, please stay!"

Du Yazhi's father hurriedly ran to the front, and explained with a smile on his face at this time, "I'm sorry, it's hard for that kid to verify his DNA, he is a disciple of Kunlun Sect, and I can't help it." ”

"Dad, what is the Kunlun Sect, how did my cousin become a disciple there. Du Yazhi looked puzzled.

"Don't ask about this, many things in the Du family are passed on to men but not women, and it's not good for you to know too much. ”

After explaining, he looked at Du Luo again, "Du Yuanchang, the eighteenth generation head of the contemptible Du family, has seen the Hidden Dragon View Master!"

He bowed deeply to Du Luo, and Du Luo understood that the Du family was actually a family of monks, but it seemed that the clansmen had begun to join other sects.

This is really the eighteenth generation of ancestors, Du Luo frowned and asked after complaining in his heart, "My father is also a monk?"

Du Yuan often showed embarrassment, "According to the ancestral teachings, those who leave the side branch of the Du family are not allowed to practice." ”

"There are so many rules!"

His father has passed away, and Du Luo is no longer entangled, it seems that he can now recognize his ancestors and return to his ancestors, Du Yazhi asked with a confused face.

"Why don't I understand what you say?"

Du Luo grinned at Du Yazhi, "You are also very human now, let Yun'er and Xiaowan explain it to you." ”

After speaking, he walked up the steps, Du Yuan often respectfully opened the door of the ancestral hall, Xiao Yuner still wanted to enter but was blocked by Du Yazhi, the Du family has many rules, and female dependents are not allowed to enter the ancestral hall, and none of the ancestral tablets enshrined in it are women.

"The Eighteenth Generation of the Clansman Du Luo Meets the Ancestors ......"

Du Yuan often sang loudly, signaling Du Luo to kneel on the futon and kowtow to recognize his ancestors and return to his ancestors, Du Luo glanced at the dense tablets on the offering table, there were thousands, there was a father in the corner, and looked at the portraits of the ancestors enshrined, stunned.

This ancestor portrait stood on the top of the cliff wearing a robe, looking like a fairy, with an evil aura at the corners of his mouth and eyebrows, looking very similar to himself, and the tall tablet on the top made him grin, and the name was the same, called Du Luo!

This name is given, what did Dad do back then!

Du Luo muttered, to the point that he recognized that this was his ancestor, but he didn't know that his father only recognized his ancestor ten years ago, and Du Luo's name was the same as his ancestor, it was just a coincidence.

Since it was his ancestor, kowtowing was nothing, Du Luo immediately knelt down, bowed three times and knocked nine times in a proper manner, and shouted out in his mouth.

"The descendants of the unscrupulous Du Luo came to recognize their ancestors and return to their ancestors. ”

The first head knocked down and changed protrusions, only to hear the continuous sound of the bang, and then see that the dense thousands of tablets were like the dominoes that were pushed down, and they all fell quickly.

"Smack!"

The lower tablets were still hanging from the ground, and Du Luo and Du Yuan were all dumbfounded.

"Damn, don't you recognize me as a descendant?" Durro jumped up and questioned the portrait.

No one can answer him, Du Yuan is often sweating in his head, but he wants to fall next to the big tree of Du Luo, then the Du family will soar, and it will no longer be a declining little monk family.

He hurriedly explained to Duro, "It must be the wind, and if you pour one, you will knock down all the others, and it has happened before, so I will help you up." ”

How can there be wind, the weather outside is dry and hot, just to make excuses, and I am wondering what the situation is, it is almost like being haunted in broad daylight, so I quickly bent down to pick up the tablets on the ground, and then went to help the others.

"Forget it, I guess you can't afford my three bows and nine knocks. ”

Du Luo muttered and sat cross-legged on the futon and watched Du Yuanchang climb up the tall and layered offering table to get busy, and said quietly, "Brother, what did our ancestors do?"

A brother made Du Yuan's heart bloom, and he said with a smile, "Our ancestor was a powerful monk, who killed gods and demons when he met gods, and legend has it that he cultivated to a high level, and finally went to the fairy world. ”

He showed a look of pride and longing, and after speaking, he took a breath and pointed with his hand, "There is a family tree in the family, just on the table on the left, you can see for yourself, there are many ancestral deeds written." ”

Return to the fairy world, it's hanging!

Du Luo muttered in his heart and got up, walked to the table and picked up an antique book, at first glance it was a copy, the pages were very long and wide, open and look, the first page is the portrait of the ancestor, followed by his life deeds, and it is the slaughter of dragons and phoenixes, and the killing of gods and demons, Du Luo can't stand it anymore.

Is it interesting to tout such obscenity!

Du Luo casually put the family tree on the table and didn't look at it, and if he read it again, he was afraid of vomiting, his ancestors had been written to destroy the world, and he almost blew out the sun in one breath.

"You're busy, I'm leaving. ”

After Du Luo finished speaking, he walked out, he had no sense of belonging to this family at all, he was still the last descendant of a side branch, and it was even more meaningless after so many generations.

Du Yuan was often anxious, and hurriedly shouted, "Don't be in a hurry to leave, I have already called the others to welcome you to recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors at the family dinner in the evening." ”

Du Luo pouted, "Forget it, I have seen the Du family on your side, and I am so spoiled, so as not to fight again, I better withdraw." ”

As soon as the words fell, Du Yuanchang jumped down from the offering table to stay, when he heard a woman's shout outside.

"The one who was beaten by a thousand knives beat my son, and held the grass for his eight generations of ancestors, why do you get out of here for me......"

It was a shrew scolding the street, and an obese middle-aged woman appeared from the door of the ancestral hall and walked in, scolding to the sky with her hands on her waist.

"You don't have a tutor, you still want to enter the door of my Du family, don't even think about it......"

"Shut up!"

Du Yuan was often going crazy, and Du Luo didn't want to stay for dinner, so this shrew came to the door and scolded the street, it was the mother who beat the guy.

The shrew immediately looked at Du Yuanchang and sprayed wildly, "I'm willing to scold, next to you, I'm scolding the little boy who beat my son with a thousand knives...... Ah......h

Before the spray was finished, it turned into a scream, Xiao Yun'er and Su Xiaowan were at the scene, how could they bear her scolding Du Luo, Xiao Yun'er ran behind her with her hands folded and poked at her local area, and the obese woman with more than 200 catties immediately screamed and jumped up.

Su Xiaowan jumped up, one got rid of the kick on her fat head, and kicked directly to the ground, the two girls separated left and right and kicked wildly, the woman couldn't scold anymore, and let out a scream like killing a pig.

This scene made Du Luo roll his eyes and look at Du Yuanchang, "How can this still look like a monk family, how can you be the head of this family? Let's rectify the interior first." ”

After speaking, he walked forward, beckoning the two girls to stop fighting, and the woman with shoe prints did it and cried, crying quite rhythmically, and it was heaven and earth and cursed the eighteenth generation of Duluo's ancestors.

The tablets of the eighteenth generation of ancestors are all in the ancestral hall, Du Yuanchang can't stand it, gritted his teeth and decided to show the majesty of his master, walked over and kicked his cousin-in-law's head, and directly kicked him unconscious. Thinking of this sister-in-law's high-flying and domineering shrew on weekdays, I couldn't help but kick several times in a row, feeling that it was enjoyable.

Du Luo and the three of them walked outside the manor to open the door and get into the car, Du Yazhi squeezed up, and Xiao Yun'er asked suspiciously.

"Sister Yazhi, what are you doing here?"

Du Yazhi smiled flatteringly, "You forgot, you promised to take me to see Fang Mingyue's concert." ”

Xiao Yun'er then remembered that she had indeed promised, and patted her chest with her hand, "What this girl promised will definitely be done." ”

Du Luo, who was in the driver's seat, was speechless, and when he saw that she agreed, he had to drive away, and this time it was a farce to recognize his ancestors and return to his ancestors, which made him very unhappy.

This is closer to Fang Mingyue's mansion on the top floor of the building in the city, the car drove over there, there was a bit of traffic jam on the road, it was already noon when I arrived at the place, there was a restaurant in this high-end community, and many celebrities also lived here, there would be no fuss in and out, Fang Mingyue booked a private room in the restaurant and waited.

The four of them went directly to the restaurant first, and when they came in, Fang Mingyue was stunned, but she didn't expect Du Luo to bring a beautiful girl she didn't know, Du Yazhi was also stunned, but she didn't expect the big star to wait in the private room, and immediately took pictures excitedly.

"This is my eldest niece Du Yazhi. ”

Du Luo smiled and sat down, picked up the menu and began to order, the waiter was very high-quality, and waited calmly, but the door of the box was pushed open suddenly, and a drunk man staggered in.