218: Ninth Uncle Lin Zhengying (six watches, all presented)
After hiding in the room, Jiang Hua was ready to ignore what was going on outside the window and concentrate on only doing the task.
Just when Jiang Hua was about to open WeChat, the door was suddenly knocked by Lu Qingyi. Jiang Hualeng said: "Can I pay 10,000 yuan?
"I have something important to do with you! You open the door, I promise not to beat you!"
"I'll go, you can't beat me!" Jiang Hua scratched his head, and after opening the door, he hugged the waist of Lu Qingyi, who was stunned, and threw Lu Qingyi onto the bed with one hand, and then immediately locked the door, and a fierce tiger pounced on Lu Qingyi.
"Is this the important thing?" Jiang Hua stared at Lu Qingyi's red lips and licked his lips, and scraped Lu Qingyi's nose with his hand, "Little thing, you haven't seen me for two or three days, so you miss me?!"
Lu Qingyi's face turned red, and he unconsciously remembered the passion with Jiang Hua that night, and suddenly his mouth was a little dry, and he said angrily: "You are so annoying! I really want to tell you something!"
"I'll talk about it later!Let me conquer you first!" Jiang Hua said and was about to take off his clothes, but was stopped by Lu Qingyi.
I only heard Lu Qingyi say: "No! And I had hemorrhoids for the past two days ... And canker sores!"
Jiang Hua's brain was about to explode with a "buzz", staring at Lu Qingyi's little hand, and was about to speak, but Lu Qingyi took the first step: "I just cut the chili pepper and didn't wash my hands, do you want to try it?"
Jiang Hua sighed angrily, silently put on his clothes and sat aside, with a loveless face, and said lightly: "You say, what are you looking for me?"
"It's Jiang Xue!" Lu Qingyi looked at Jiang Hua's embarrassment and covered her mouth and secretly laughed, "She called me today and said that she would stay home for two more days and not come back for the time being!"
"What?!" Jiang Hua paused for a moment, and said secretly in his heart: This is different from what my mother told me! Didn't my mother say that Jiang Xue was gone?
Thinking of this, Jiang Hua picked up his mobile phone and called Jiang Xue, but no one answered, and there was no reply or anything!
"Okay, okay, I know!" Although Jiang Hua couldn't accept Jiang Xue, he had been a brother and sister for more than 20 years, and it was impossible to ignore Jiang Xue completely, and sighed in his heart: This Jiang Xue's temper is really big, even if she breaks away from the relationship, she will run away from home!
Lu Qingyi felt that Jiang Hua was a little strange, and asked, "What's wrong?" Not happy, aren't you?"
Jiang Hua shook his head: "No, no!"
Lu Qingyi slowly lay on Jiang Hua's back and blew in Jiang Hua's ear: "Actually, I didn't come!"
If it was usual, Jiang Hua would definitely turn over and do it to Lu Qingyi, but Jiang Hua couldn't mention this sexual interest now, and said: "Mmmmmmmmmm
Then, he patted Lu Qingyi's buttocks and signaled that Lu Qingyi could leave! Lu Qingyi flattened his mouth, a little unhappy, but this kind of thing is not easy to force, if the other party is not interested, even if he does it, there is no pleasure, so he left Jiang Hua's room lonely.
After Lu Qingyi left, Jiang Hua opened WeChat to look for Lin Zhengying again, but unexpectedly found that it was past 12 o'clock at this time, which meant that Jiang Hua was about to start doing tasks again!
He wanted to ask Lin Zhengying for a debt, and he had already found Lin Zhengying's WeChat, but he didn't want to do the task, so he asked the system: "Su Ziyao, can't I stop doing the task?
Su Ziyao: [You can finish other people's tasks, and then go to Lin Zhengying to ask for debts!]
Jiang Hua: "Isn't this a trouble! I'm still waiting to sleep! Help!"
[Help?You don't know how much you owe me?I don't care!] Su Ziyao suddenly started a little woman's temper, [You must do Lin Zhengying's task now, and you can discuss the rest with him yourself!That's it, don't bother me, or I'll electrocute you!]
Jiang Hua pursed his lips and scolded in his heart: Women are so annoying! I get angry at every turn! But when I thought of Su Ziyao's electric punishment, I didn't dare to disobey, so I had to find Lin Zhengying honestly.
Jiang Hua: Uncle Jiu, let's discuss something! You are the first debtor I found today, but I have to do the task! Let's do this, I will do the task, it doesn't matter if the immortal cultivation value is not or not, I just want to ask you for something, what do you think?
Lin Zhengying: Oh! You have done the task, come and help me kill a big zongzi! It's a bit troublesome, you hurry up and talk about it! This is my task, after it's completed, let's talk about the rest!
Jiang Hua scratched his neck, then went to the bed and closed his eyes and entered the consciousness space.
It was a gloomy wood, bleak and dull. Although there was a bright moon in the sky, it was a hairy moon, and the moonlight could not penetrate the dense branches.
Lin Zhengying was wearing a yellow Taoist robe, holding a copper coin sword in his hand, and was waiting for him, saying, "Creditor, please come behind me! Don't be hurt by those thousand-year-old zombies!"
Jiang Hua looked around: "You are alone, what about your apprentice?"
Lin Zhengying pouted: "Those two greedy for life and afraid of death are too scared to come! This zombie is different, it is from the Jin Dynasty! It is very powerful, and many Taoist priests have died under his hands!"
Suddenly, a fierce wind rose, and a zombie dressed in a costume about the Jin Dynasty rushed over, and his black and shiny hair was scattered haphazardly, covering his front face. It wasn't until a gust of wind blew that Jiang Hua saw the zombie's face clearly.
His face was as pale as snow, and his four fangs were leaking outward, comparable to that of a wild boar! The nails of the ten fingers of his palms were blue, and there was a ghostly aura all over his body.
Lin Zhengying brandished the copper coin sword, stepped forward and took a step, took out a yellow talisman with his left hand and threw it into the sky, and then put the middle finger of his left hand into his mouth and bit out a hole fiercely, after sucking a mouthful of blood, he opened his mouth and sprayed, and the yellow talisman was sprayed into blood red.
There are also words in the mouth: "Heaven and earth have righteousness, mixed with manifolds, below is the river, the upper is the sun and the stars, the time is poor and the festival is seen, one by one, the sky is clear and the earth is spiritual, the yin and the yang are clear." The blood of the middle finger leads to Qianyang, and the blood of the middle finger leads to Kunyin. Conform to yin and yang, and the sword will be opened!"
Then, just as the yellow talisman fell, Lin Zhengying leaned forward, and the copper coin sword pierced through the yellow talisman and flew towards the zombie!
Jiang Hua remembered the zombie movies he had watched before, and Lin Zhengying said that the blood and yang energy of a person's middle finger is very heavy and can resist any ghost.
"Waste!" The zombie even opened his mouth to speak, standing there motionless, quietly waiting for the arrival of the copper coin sword! Seeing the copper coin sword getting closer and closer, the zombie stretched out his hands and firmly caught the copper coin sword, and then folded it with his hand, and the copper coin sword was scattered into a copper coin.
"I'll go! What about you play?!" Jiang Hua kicked Lin Zhengying, "Uncle Jiu, you have this ability, what about teasing me?"
Lin Zhengying panicked, and said hurriedly: "It's a pity that my two apprentices are not here, so they can't help me! Creditor, you go and seduce him, I'll open the altar!"
"Seduce a fart! If she's a female ghost, it's okay to say!" Jiang Hua scolded angrily.
"She's a female ghost!" Lin Zhengying casually grinned, glanced at Jiang Hua carefully, and said: "Creditor, this female ghost is a pervert! I guess she will like your appearance very much! You go and seduce it, and I'll be fine right away!"
"I'll seduce your sister, seduce!" Jiang Hua swallowed his saliva, glanced at the female ghost, and found that the zombie stared and licked his lips, the tongue was as long as a snake, and it was forked, and he couldn't help but shudder, and said hurriedly: "Uncle Nine, let's talk about it first, if I get it, you will give me whatever I want!"
"Okay!" Lin Zhengying didn't have a choice at the moment, but he was very puzzled in his heart: Will the creditor still catch ghosts? Didn't he pass on all the secret techniques of catching ghosts to me back then? Did he keep a hand?
But Jiang Hua was thinking in his heart: The thing that Hades gave me should come in handy, right?
However, when Jiang Hua just wanted to take out the ghost catching bell from the Pangu ring, he heard the little ghost in the ghost raising pot shouting: "Let us come! It's too embarrassing to stay inside, let us come out and play a trick!"
The hanged man was also a little excited: "Yes, yes, yes!"
The water ghost scolded: "Get out, I'll come !! master, you let me out!"
Jiang Hua scratched his head: "Get out! Stay honest with me! When I catch it, play whatever you want!"
As he spoke, Jiang Hua shook the ghost bell, and the Jin Dynasty zombie seemed to be frozen after hearing the sound, not moving at all, and then Jiang Hua picked up the ghost raising pot again and shouted: "Collect!"
The Jin Dynasty zombie was taken in by a ray of light shot from the ghost raising pot.
Lin Zhengying on the side was dumbfounded: "Debt... Creditors... What kind of magic weapon are you, so powerful?"
Jiang Hua smiled: "Isn't it powerful? Or I'm a creditor! Okay, I'll help you catch this ghost, how do you repay me?"
Lin Zhengying was dumbfounded, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Lord Creditor, you are so powerful, you still came to me for something? Don't embarrass me!"
"Don't give it to you, right?" Jiang Hua immediately took out the ghost raising pot, "The ghosts in here are all fierce, believe it or not, I'll let you out and get you? You still have a reason not to pay off your debts, right? When did the debtor become a grandfather? Hurry up, don't talk nonsense with me! Otherwise, you will know the consequences!"
Lin Zhengying sighed and spread all his treasures on the ground: "Take it yourself!
Jiang Hua stared at the treasures all over the ground, what kind of peach wood swords, talismans, candles, ink fountains, glutinous rice and the like are all available, and said: "Don't you have these! Don't you have that gossip compass that can find ghosts? I want that!"
"What?!" Lin Zhengying began to pretend to be stupid, "Don't be funny, there's no such thing!"
"Are you sure you haven't?"
"Not really!"
"You want to try it again?" Jiang Hua picked up the ghost pot and made a gesture to let the ghost bite people.
Lin Zhengying's heart jumped, and after sighing, he took out a compass from his arms and threw it to Jiang Hua: "Take it away, take it away!
Jiang Hua took the compass and looked at it, and said with a smile: "What is the value of cultivating immortals, don't do it! In the future, you can catch ghosts well and benefit the common people! I will leave first, and look for me next time I have something!"
As soon as Jiang Hua left, Lin Zhengying scolded: "Robbers, they are simply robbers!"
(End of chapter)