79: The three-in-one chapter that is too lazy to name
Luo Shu and the two hugged each other, recalling the scene that had just happened.
During the second interrogation, Meng Xin asked a question before they could speak.
"Do you see the paper god?" the two were stunned.
"How do you know that I look at the paper god?" Luo Honghuang frowned.
"I am the author of the paper god and the king of salted fish. "Meng Xian's face is expressionless.
Luo Honghuang didn't believe it, and neither did the foothills of Shu Mountain.
"Who are you fooling?"
"I don't believe it unless you can prove it definitely. β
Meng Xin thought that the two of them would say that I don't believe unless boiling water scalded J8, but it turned out to be not, so disappointed. His book friend, how can he be so innocent and don't know anything?
"Give me a phone with the writer's assistant downloaded and I'll be able to verify it right away. Meng Xin was still expressionless, and the two of them were straight.
Luo Honghuang sneered, if you ask me to give you a mobile phone, I will give you a mobile phone?
Shushan Lu directly took out his mobile phone, 8G network on his face, and ordered a writer's assistant in seconds. "Well, here you go, I'd like to see how you lie. β
Shushan Lu sneered, but he was thinking about the plot of the paper god in his heart. That hateful king of salted fish.,Yesterday I changed a chapter.,Or a chapter that was withdrawn from the anti-piracy version.,It's equivalent to two days to change a chapter.,It's too undisciplined.,And today's update doesn't know when it will be released.,Waiting for him to be so anxious.γ For the organization of Fire Fist, he was super curious and envious. Once upon a time, he was also a teenager who wanted to do justice and wanted to be a hero. After he succeeded in donning this sacred uniform, he thought he had reached the pinnacle of his life and fulfilled his dream.
However, when he saw the paper god, he suddenly realized that the door to the new world had opened, and the chosen children had set off! On his own, he found that the door to a new world had opened, and a much larger world unfolded before his eyes.
He wants to enter that world!
In reality, of course, it was impossible, but he felt that he could at least be mentally satisfied!
But ah but, obviously the previous update was super cool, so cool that it was terrifying, but suddenly the eunuch, this re-update, only one chapter was updated in two days, although he was actually very satisfied in his heart, but there was still something missing. I'm used to big fish and big meat, and it's not enough to eat a shredded meat cold.
On the other side, enter the account and password to log in, and then create a new public chapter and enter the content.
"Guys, would you like to see today's update?"
Meng Xin showed the phone screen to the two of them, "Look at it, whether I am the king of salted fish or not, I will find out immediately." Meng Xin confirmed that the two had seen it and clicked send.
Luo Honghuang's phone rang, it was an update reminder.
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Luo Honghuang was taken aback, can't it be true?
Looking at the corners of Meng Xin's mouth with a sneer, he was a little heartfelt. No, it must be a coincidence, it must be a coincidence!
But it's not right.,He set up a book update reminder.,That's the paper god.γ Luo Honghuang took out his mobile phone with some trembling, and on the screen, a horizontal prompt made him dumbfounded.
"What's wrong? A picture of dying......" Shu Shan Lu pursed his lips and glanced at it.
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All kinds of expressions are not enough to describe his mood at the moment, it's so terrifying, it's really the king of salted fish. The king of salted fish sat across from them!
And they were handcuffed and brought back by them and locked on the table.
Nima!
Is this a flood that washed away the Dragon King Temple?
Thinking like this, Luo Honghuang looked heartbroken. My favorite author, the author who is worshipped as a god, turned out to be a shameless villain?
Worldview, click!
What is the choice between justice and selfish desires?
Will you resolutely punish the salary, or will you let it go?
In Luo Honghuang's mental world, the two armies were fighting frantically. The leader is black and white, an angel and a devil, you scare me and I shoot you, the body is entangled, sparks and lightning all the way, and the aftermath of the agitated power makes countless soldiers on both sides annihilate one by one, and the spatial crack is getting bigger and bigger.
No, no, ah, it's going to be fast, it's going to be gone!
Meng Xin wanted to make a call, but found that he didn't remember Zhen Jingwen's phone number at all, and it was all stored on the mobile phone!
In desperation, he sent another single chapter.
As soon as the mobile phone rang, Luo Shu and the others were stunned.
"Guess why I didn't update it? Because I'm in a magical place! Can you guess where this is?"
The two of them were scared to pee. This is a threat, a threat to eat fruit!
If he sends out the facts, they will die!
The two of them looked at the mobile phone in Meng Xin's hand together, and as soon as the idea of snatching was generated, they felt the terrible gaze of the big guy.
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The two of them didn't know what to say, they couldn't beg for mercy from a suspect, right?
At this time, the two of them remembered that Nima's mobile phone was still in the house, and hurriedly ran back. Of course, the foot of Shu Mountain is the most anxious, and that is his mobile phone.
Door.
"Your wife, right? I just called and asked where you were, and I said you were in bed with me. Meng Xin pushed the phone over.
There is no way to speak at the foot of Shu Mountain.
"Then your wife didn't believe it, and said what are the two men doing in bed? Hurry up and let my husband answer the phone, the baby is about to be born. The foothills of Shu Mountain were shocked. "Kid...... The child is about to be born, and it's only been four months!"
Shushan sat on the ground with a buttocks, his face was pale, and he couldn't accept the huge blow of a premature baby.
Meng Xin held back his laughter, Nima can be right?
Keep pulling. "Your wife also said that you should forgive her, the child is not your own, it is the old king next door. I said I just had sex with you and you were in the shower, and she still didn't believe it. Then tell me that she will forgive whatever you do, and I hope you can forgive her, and don't mind that you are her 19th husband and 47th boyfriend who has had a relationship. β
After Meng Xin finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong. Is this a slander of people's innocence?
But after thinking about it, as soon as this guy checked with his wife, he could only be unlucky in the end, and he was immediately at ease. For a cautious person like him, revenge is definitely not overnight, and now that he has the opportunity, of course he has to beat the chicken.
The foothills of Shu Mountain were helped out by Luo Honghuang.
Meng Xin felt very happy, and wanted to stretch but couldn't, so he lay on the table and fell asleep in a moment.
What else could he do?
"Hello, my name is Green Tree, his name is Squirrel Hang, we are members of the Anti-Eunuch Association, you are suspected of forcibly eunuchs, eunuchs at every turn, eunuchs if you don't agree with each other, and you have violated many novel laws, please come with us. β
Meng Xin was dazed, and suddenly heard the door open, and when he looked up, he saw two young men standing in front of the table. One of them had a small murderer on his shoulder, and on the other shoulder, a ...... Scallions?
Suddenly, a rather majestic bespectacled pig fell from the sky, crushed the two of them into juice, and roared at Mengxin.
"Hey, you, that's you, who asked you to vote for me a monthly ticket, do you want to?"
After shouting, the pig's tail swept over, and Meng Xin's eyes went black.
Call!
Meng Xin bounced off the table violently, and his hands were slammed so hard that it hurt enough. "Whew...... Nima was just dreaming?" Meng Xin looked around, it was still the interrogation room, there was no one around at all.
Sure enough, it was a dream.
But what the hell are those two people who were pressed into juice? And what is the little murderer?
Suddenly, the door opened, and an unknown police officer walked in. "You...... You are acquitted. The little brother's face was a little embarrassed, and he handcuffed Meng Xin, but he didn't dare to look at Meng Xin.
Meng Xin didn't know what was going on, and got up and walked outside. Then he saw Zhen Jingwen who pounced.
The surrounding policemen were making amends, and Meng Salary realized what was going on, and it turned out that he was pitted by his pig teammates.
But listen to what they mean, isn't it the dead girl who called the police?
The eagle owl is already hungry and thirsty!
Before leaving, he glanced at Luo Heshu, and his eyes were self-evident.
The timeline returns to normal. Ma Feibei drove, and Zhen Jingwen was holding Meng Xin in the back seat, a posture that would not let go. Meng Xin calmly enjoyed the facial cleanser.
Well, it's banana today, but I prefer the peach flavor.
Meng Xin smacked his lips and couldn't help but stick out his tongue and lick it.
Zhen Jingwen was shocked, and her face turned pale. Meng Xian was shocked. , this has just entered the game, and he is going to be targeted by the river crab boss again?
Fortunately, after a few moments, nothing happened. Zhen Jingwen is still holding Meng's salary, and her posture has not changed. But Meng Xin didn't dare to open his mouth again.
When the time comes, I still want to think about how to clean up Zhen Xiaoxiao when I go back, as well as the two policemen, and ...... The bastard who called the police.
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In the bedroom of a shared house, a beautiful woman dressed in cool clothes sat cross-legged on the bed, and in front of her was a desk with an old-fashioned standard configuration of a college dormitory of more than a dozen yuan, and a notebook on it.
26 Shadow Station, which is a website written down by Ruoshui on the king of salted fish. After watching the paper god of the king of salted fish today, she has nothing to do, ready to take a look at the things she recommended by Weibo.
She has had many self-touching experiences, and she keenly feels that this website may be very much to her appetite, and the fact that this is the case, the homepage, makes her very excited, and her hand is unconsciously placed in the place where the talent is out.
"Ruoshui-" The girl who shared the house pushed the door in, wanting to ask her to eat snacks and watch a movie, but when she saw Ruoshui's appearance, she couldn't help but blush. "Stupid, you will die on this sooner or later! Today you will make the bed all over like last time, a dehydrated look, I don't bother to care about you!"
The girl shouted angrily and slammed the door shut.
Ruoshui looked useless and waved at the door where there was no one anymore. "Anla, I have a lot of water, I can't die after a few times......"
After speaking, Ruoshui has already clicked on the welfare column, and randomly found a picture that looks very exciting and clicked on it, and clicked to watch. The 100M internet speed is great, and it comes out after clicking on the video. Ruoshui squinted at the screen, and his hand kneaded lightly in that position.
The video is from the stick country.,The male protagonist doesn't matter.,The female protagonist looks okay.,Of course,It's not comparable to Ruoshui at all.,But it's sassy enough.γ The content tells the story of the male protagonist and his sister-in-law.
For Ruoshui, this video doesn't mean much. She's a woman, of course, to see a man. Seconds change.
In this video, the male protagonist looks a little handsome, Ruoshui's face is red, and his fingers speed up his movements. She felt a little overwhelmed, and her hand slipped through her hot pants and inside.
"Hmm......" Ruoshui felt it, and couldn't help but snort, but the next moment, the video was stuck, and a window popped up.
Please register as a member and continue watching. β
Ha?
Ruoshui was stunned and took a sip. On the head, this is really disappointing.
Because of the rules of the world, there is no sense of piracy at all, so for Ruoshui, it is natural to register an account to see the genuine version.
After registering an account, the video continued, but if the water is very unpleasant, you have to wash your hands!
So I went to wash my hands, came back to brew it, and resumed the paused video to continue watching. In three seconds, she felt it again. Press, press, rub, rub, cool.
The frequency increases, and the breathing increases.
Thirty seconds later, however, another pop-up window appeared.
"Please top up the VIP and continue watching. β
If the water head, the green tendons jumped. But maybe it's because today's nature is particularly good, she still patiently rushed a value, anyway, there is not much money, only a piece.
Keep looking, wipe your hands with wet wipes, and don't bother to wash your hands. However, there was no need for her to wash her hands, because after watching it for a minute, another pop-up window appeared.
If the water is green. Is it so difficult to watch a small handsome pot in a stick country?
"Please recharge Bronze VIP to make the viewing experience more comfortable. β
Ruoshui wanted to smash the keyboard on the notebook, but finally held back. Now, her mind in that regard has faded a lot, but she wants to see if there will be any pop-ups after the recharge.
Another dollar was smashed in, and the bronze VIP was reached. This time, she continued to watch for two minutes before the pop-up window reappeared.
This time it's Black Iron VIP, still one dollar, silver, one piece, gold, one piece, platinum gold, one piece, diamond, one piece!
Finally, after the diamond, Ruoshui waited for a minute, no pop-ups, two minutes, still nothing, three minutes, and nothing.
"That's it, but Er'er!" Ruoshui's mouth curled up a disdainful smile, and the nature suddenly came again, rushing out to wash his hands, washing white and fragrant, and then pinching and pinching on the red date steamed buns, and panting.
Five minutes later, a pop-up window appeared, causing the corners of Ruoshui's mouth to twitch.
"There are three kinds of people I admire the most. 1: People who insist on not masturbating after watching a video;2: People who insist on watching a video after masturbating;3: People who haven't finished watching a video yet. What kind of person are you?If you answer correctly, you will be refunded the full recharge fee and can enjoy the top diamond VIP service of this site forever. β
At the end of the text, a super cheap slanted smile expression, eyes bent into crescent moons, black-eyed Ren looked to the side, and his head shook slightly up and down, as if he was laughing. How cheap you want to be.
What kind of person are you?
Grass, the old lady is not any of the three, the old lady is a person who has no handle!
Ruoshui was so angry that he scolded and slammed the lid of the notebook.
Similar scenes are happening in other places and on other websites. However, compared to women, those men are much more uncomfortable, and even more of them are already interested in not even holding on to silver, and they are too lazy to recharge, or they directly make up their brains and release their energy.
Then, an endless stream of resentment rushed towards the originator.
It is foreseeable that when the system returns, it will be a super-large-scale grass harvest......
At home, in the room where the salary was paid, Zhen Xiaoxiao knelt on the floor pitifully, begging for the forgiveness of the salary. "Brother~" made a tentative method and attacked.
However, the defense was not broken at all. Meng Xin's ruthless eyes looked at Zhen Xiaoxiao coldly.
"Brother, I was wrong, can you forgive me~" Zhen Xiaoxiao knelt down and walked in front of Meng Xin, pulled his sleeve and shook it.
Sell miserably and beg for mercy!
Unmoved.
Nima Laozi was crushed to the ground and rubbed today, and was handcuffed into the game, you sell two miserable kneels and beg for mercy and want the king to spare his life?
What's the matter, you have to go thousands of miles to Jiangling!
Bah, bah, put away the ghost out of the Xiangfa with a salary, and continued to wait for Zhen Xiaoxiao's sincere apology, or ...... It's just to punish her in this way and make her remember.
words, you can't talk nonsense in the future!
Who the hell was the caller?
"It's our teacher, the teacher who gave me the question!" Zhen Xiaoxiao's eyes rolled, and he felt that he had found a breakthrough, so he began to smear mode.
However, after spitting Xingzi for a while, she found that Meng Xin didn't say a word, and she still looked at her with the same eyes just now, which made her shut up suddenly, feeling so aggrieved. I...... I didn't mean to...... Well, I didn't expect the teacher to call the police?
Zhen Xiaoxiao's tears fell, she really regretted saying those words, but the words were out, what else could she do?
Meng Xin is also thinking about this problem. How can Zhen Xiaoxiao do it so that he can forgive?
Meng Xin was a little confused.
But punishment is necessary, because this matter is very serious in nature! In vain, he has been worried for so long without saying anything, and he has been twisted into the game, what if it gets worse next time?
Meng Xin thought so, but he couldn't think of too severe a punishment. Spanking is impossible, he is afraid that he will not be able to control it. So it can only ......
"From today on, you won't want to play Zombie Siege for a week. Meng Xin said expressionlessly.
Zhen Xiaoxiao's face turned white.
"Brother, brother, don't, I was wrong, is it okay to change the punishment, please, please......" Zhen Xiaoxiao hugged Meng's thighs and begged for mercy. Ignore it. But for a moment, he couldn't ignore it.
Zhen Xiaoxiao's small mountain bag that began to take shape rubbed him into flames. Although Zhen Xiaoxiao is only ten years old, he is very precocious in that aspect, can he say that he is precocious?
And the two little breasted brothers are indeed a little bit of material, and he is so comfortable to rub him.
Fuck it, what a fuck, isn't it going to be the end if it goes on like this?
The salary can't be decided, and it can't go on like this, but it can't be discovered about the current situation, otherwise this little girl will definitely use this as a lever to blackmail him. Either unknowingly, or without a trace!
Meng Xin moved his legs, but it didn't work. Zhen Xiaoxiao hugged her tightly and cried miserably, and she couldn't tell whether she was truly remorseful, or afraid that she would be scared if she didn't have a game to play, or she was a drama spirit at all, so she opened the tear duct and opened the floodgates to release water.
His eyes are really blind to a certain extent.
It's really a sad topic.
Meng Xin covered his eyes and moved his legs again. "If you don't get up again, I'll add another week!"
Zhen Xiaoxiao let go abruptly, and his red eyes glared at him angrily. "You dare to stare at me, you don't know your mistakes and don't change them! Do you want me to really add another week?"
Zhen Xiaoxiao was stunned, and her eyes became aggrieved.
In Meng Xin's heart, there was a trace of loss. Speaking of the feeling of your legs being rubbed, it's pretty cool.
Stop, stop, stop. Meng Xin looked at Zhen Xiaoxiao and felt that she was just not allowed to do anything, the punishment was not in place, and she should be asked to do something again.
"From today onwards, you'll be in my room after school this week, and I'll watch you do your homework!"
Homework!
Zhen Xiaoxiao wanted to cry without tears.
She's not doing homework, she's copying homework!
Writing homework for a week is terrible!
The incident came to an end. In the room, Meng Xin was reading a novel on the website, and Zhen Xiaoxiao was biting the pen on the side, looking at the homework and worrying. She knew all the words on it, but when they were combined, she was dazzled and didn't want to write at all. Looking at the mobile phone that was confiscated by the salary and placed next to the keyboard, she gritted her teeth, and the tip of the pen bit out a deep tooth mark.
"Hurry up and do your homework!" Meng Xin rubbed her head without looking at it, so that she wanted to run away, but she didn't have the courage to run away, so she could only continue to fight with her homework with hatred.
Meng Xin read the novel back, and it was boring. It's too ordinary.,It's too bland.,The routines are too old.,I haven't learned how to write a cool essay with a salary?It's really hopeless.,You guys.,It seems that it's imperative for me to start a class.γ
Mengxin searched for TV series, seasoned TV series, downloaded the software and started watching it. The plot is like that, after all, the classics are not so easy to surpass, all the subversions, 99% of the possibilities, will only leave the audience with a bad impression of ruining the original work, spicy chicken, brain damage, etc., such as one day Dragon Jiubu, Qiao Feng is so virtuous, and he plays snowboarding and downhill at the beginning, Nima is too spicy.
If you haven't watched the classic version, you will definitely think it's very good-looking, and the people of this world obviously haven't watched the classic version, so they have watched the TV series adapted from this martial arts masterpiece with relish, praised it greatly, and praised the old Taoist for its reputation. Meng Xin has no intention of slapping people in the face, especially after seeing the three sincere advertisements in one episode, he has no intention of doing so.
This old way, the person is very good, and he does what he says. Speaking of which, does he want to make a TV series? If so, what?
That TV series was frantically complained about, which one is the most frustrating?
Meng Xin recalled the most "profound" TV series in his memory, the sequel to Journey to the West!
Nima mentioned this TV series, the cliff is a divine drama, what kind of hand-to-hand devil in front of this TV series, like a child!
In this TV series, there are genius directors, genius martial arts instructors, and genius directors. This TV series has created a new type of Monkey King performance art with an expressionless face, dull eyes, and cramps. is also this TV series, creating a post-modern martial arts style that repeats the action three times to show its power, a simple martial arts action, left over and over right, left and right over and over again, and with this point, it has opened up a new way of film and television that uses repeated martial arts actions to expand the plot that could have been completed in three episodes to thirty episodes!
Each episode is 30 minutes long, including 5 minutes of the opening song and the introduction of the actors, 5 minutes of the ending song and the trailer of the next episode, and 10 minutes of repeated martial arts action, only ten minutes is the real plot!
Here you should knock on the blackboard, take notes, and mark the key points! This is the skill of the majority of authors to learn the number of water words! Authors who do not know the number of words can go and see the great domestic costume mythological martial arts drama - the sequel of Journey to the West!
And every time Sun Wukong fights with the bad guys, he has to say a mantra of schadenfreude: "Before I can contribute, you will fall!" With that "vivid" expression, it simply makes countless fans rush to imitate!
Speaking of character design, Tang Seng has become a martial arts master in the play, Yiyang pointed out that the gods are incredible, and Bajie is even more to show the wind of the canopy general, the weak water of the Tianhe River that the gods are afraid of, he can even swim in it! It is so awesome that it is not good! But such an awesome group of people always vomit blood, blood, blood inexplicably.
The big boss is lawless, dressed like a rock singer, with an expression that does not change every time, and a bitter look on his face, it is actually the black lotus under the Buddha's seat! Why is it black? It may be because of the Buddha's fart.
But the most speechless thing is that Qiao Ling'er, the reincarnation of the Buddha, actually talked about a love triangle with two women in the world!
That's right, the Buddha was reincarnated in the world to talk about love!
It's still a particularly vigorous love triangle!
I have to admire the director's strange brain!
Meng Xin feels that this TV series must be brought to the masses of the people and let them enjoy it together, but this is a matter for the future. Just thinking like this, a circle suddenly appeared on the redirected webpage, and a prompt popped up.
The network is disconnected!
Damn, something is wrong again! I was so angry that I went downstairs.
Zhen Xiaoxiao wanted to read a book in a ghost's mind, and suddenly remembered that this could be a conspiracy to get paid, so he stood up for a moment and turned back suddenly. There was no one behind him.
Isn't it really there? Didn't you lie to her?
Half an hour has passed, and the salary has still not come up.
Zhen Xiaoxiao suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that she really thinks about it a lot, maybe she can't say it, no, she must hurry up, hurry up and turn the book, no, go search for the answer to the exercise!
What she didn't know was that it wasn't the paid kindness that saved her, but - WiFi!
That angry sister, well, maybe my sister's person, finally changed her WiFi name!