Naturally, it is women that men talk about the most together.

Especially Gao Jun and Erqing, these two guys, have asked to take a nap with girls since kindergarten, lifted girls' skirts in elementary school, and wrote love letters to girls everywhere in middle school, but unfortunately they have hardly really fallen in love, let alone real guns.

Now that the shotgun has changed its gun, and the dick silk counterattacks, both of them are already experienced veterans who have read all over the flowers, and they will once again join forces to relive their childhood scenery.

Originally, they had all discussed, and they were going to ask the two beautiful girls to play mahjong together and play undressing.

Who would have thought that Erqing's mobile phone rang, it was his little girlfriend Gao Jing calling, don't look at the usual little girl is soft and weak, but she has a very set of dealing with Erqing, and she will never force Erqing on the surface, but said with connotation: "I just passed by the aquatic market, and I bought some of today's seafood that is particularly fresh, will you come back to eat it later?"

This is the tone of inquiry, but the seafood is fresh, and if you don't go back, you will die, and the frozen one will not be fresh.

Erqing looked at Gao Jun with a wry smile, Gao Jun was just about to scold him for being unproductive, and his phone rang, Han Jingjing called and asked: "You invite others to dinner, is the money you bring with you enough, do you need me to send you some over, although it is to reward others, but there must be a deadline for drinking, drinking well does not mean drinking down......"

Gao Jun's smile was even more bitter than Er Qing's, this Han Jingjing was about to come to the door, but he said that he wanted to send him money.

"Forget it, it seems that the life of this drunken gold fan has nothing to do with our brothers. Gao Jun said helplessly: "However, this woman is still better with her close lover or wife, know each other better, more tacit, she knows your rhythm, you know her pleasure, even if the girl in the bath is professional, it is just a cold transaction, there is no emotional integration, there is no point in thinking about it." ”

Erqing nodded and said: "That's really the case, Xiao Gao is in front of me, sometimes a look, two words in my ear, I will feel impulsive, but in the party, that girl comes to a full set, I can't lift my spirits." ”

"The biggest difference between humans and animals is that they have feelings, and they can't be like wild dogs, which can snap when caught. Gao Jun said.

Seeing the two * Guan Yan talking about their feelings like a saint, the little cousin on the side pouted vigorously, just when the phone rang, he said to Erqing after a simple answer: "Cousin, Sister Shuang arranged a few Belarusian beauties for us to bathe, since you want to go home, then I'll go over and help you take a look." ”

Belarus is rich in beauties, which is recognized by the world, white skin and beauty, all kinds of amorous, known as the white Russian beauty in the world.

Gao Jun and Er Qing's eyes suddenly lit up, and the little sparks were spurring, especially when they looked at the little cousin's eager appearance, they hated it even more.

However, the two of them still looked like upright gentlemen just now, discussing the big reason that wild flowers are not as fragrant as home flowers, and now they regret it too much.

These two people have been bad since they were children, they are not happy, and they will not make others happy, how can they allow their little cousin to be so proud.

Erqing took the lead in attacking, glanced at his little cousin, and said, "Old cousin, don't look at your eldest is not small, but your second eldest is not big!"

The little cousin was stunned, and suddenly his head was full of black lines, Gao Jun laughed, and said: "Your cousin is also for your good, which one of the foreign girls is not unfathomable, in fact, idle people can control it, you boldly go into battle, and finally end up in a bathhouse Shabu Dun cloth, the end of washing radishes in the river, hurt your self-esteem in vain, why bother." ”

Erqing was even more ruthless, and sang directly: "You are like a fish in her lotus pond......"

The little cousin's face was as black as ink, and his mouth was straight and aggrieved.

Gao Jun stretched out his hand and put his arm around his shoulder and said, "Do you know what is the biggest shame of a man, that is, when you are finished, the woman is panting and asking, 'Did you come in'?"

The little cousin collapsed, screamed, and ran away.

Gao Jun and Erqing looked at each other and smiled, and the tacit understanding was still the same.

"What if it's a pair of us against a foreign girl?" Erqing asked, they couldn't go because they had to go home for dinner, but it was okay to get over it.

Gao Jun didn't think about it and said: "To deal with foreign girls, it is naturally the roots of the old tree that can exert the greatest power." ”

Erqing shook his head and said: "Otherwise, according to my experience, it is still a miracle effect of Mount Tai pressing the top." ”

The two talked as they walked, counting all kinds of postures and all kinds of races, until they went out and immediately parted ways, and each went home to find his daughter-in-law.

On the way back, Gao Jun quickly noticed that someone was following, he smiled slightly, it seemed that these drug dealers were really cautious, and it also showed that they really wanted to make a deal with Erqing.

A leading boss on the road is very weighty, and it can be said that he is the maker and controller of the rules.

In addition to collecting protection money, those 'beggars' have to pay tribute to him after they have carved out the land and asked for money, and those thieves and car thieves have to pay him money, otherwise, even if the police don't trouble you, these Jianghu people will not tolerate you.

This is still the case with small fights, not to mention those small drug demolitions, if they lose their shelter, they will not be able to gain a foothold, as long as the faucets and the major night clubs say hello and do not let them in, they can cut off their livelihood.

Now that Er Qing has the heart to do this business personally, drug dealers will definitely attach great importance to it, this is a big deal.

But he didn't trust Erqing, so he could only secretly observe and tempt, and there must be drug dealers among those few people just now, and he would be very vigilant when he saw him suddenly join in.

Although Erqing is recruiting, it is easy for undercover police agents to get involved, and after Erqing distinguishes, drug dealers must also distinguish.

Obviously, the person who followed him at this time was sent by the drug dealers.

And the purpose of Gao Jun's trip is to see Erqing's current situation, and to join in reasonably, it is reasonable to attract the attention of people with a heart, just so that they can recognize themselves.

So along the way, Gao Jun started his own performance.

He first saw a thief on the bus, but he didn't make a sound, and after waiting for the thief to get off the bus, he immediately followed, turning around to a small alley, and the thief was looking at the profits, but he kicked it and stuck it to the wall, rushed over to make up a brick, and then happily took the wallet.

Out of the alley, Gao Jun left quickly, and the people who followed him saw all this clearly.

On the main road, Gao Jun saw a chengguan patrol car driving slowly, but Gao Jun suddenly strangely accelerated his speed, running faster than the patrol car, and the person who followed him was sure that he was not found, but he couldn't understand why he ran away when he saw the chengguan suddenly.

The person who followed also quickened his pace and quickly followed, turned the corner to the path, and saw Gao Jun shouting at the owner of the roadside stall, what fried meat, barbecue skewers, iron plate squid and meat buns, asked for a pass, and then gave money after eating.

As soon as Gao Jun was halfway through eating, the chengguan patrol car came, and the stall owner ran away, and soon Gao Jun was left with a handful of meat skewers in his hand and his mouth was full of oil.

This can be regarded as the essence of the fox and the fake tiger, and the people who follow him all stroke their middle fingers fiercely, which is too shameless.

Only eating and drinking, Gao Jun looked dryly at a child passing by with a Coke next to him, and the people who followed him swore that if he dared to snatch the child's Coke, he would rush up and beat him.

Gao Jun continued to move forward, and an off-road vehicle suddenly plugged in, stopped on the side of the road and almost bumped into him, he naturally opened his mouth and scolded.

Who would have thought that the three old men who got out of the car were about to beat him with their arms rolled up their sleeves, I thought that Gao Jun would continue to do it in a tough way, who would have thought that he immediately bowed like a grandson, apologized again and again, and slapped himself twice on the mouth, indicating that he owed it.

The three big men spared him, and Gao Jun immediately ran away in disgrace.

But the tracker was just about to catch up, but found that Gao Jun turned a corner and came back, and the three big men had just left, when they saw Gao Jun take out the key, quietly approached the white off-road vehicle, and slashed it on the door with the key, leaving deep and long scratches.

"Phew! villain!!" The stalker cursed fiercely, this is a real villain, sneak attack from behind, greedy for cheap, bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, it is simply despicable and shameless.

Then there was even more shameless, even the stalker didn't dare to go over, because he walked into a women's underwear store, bought a set of red underwear, didn't know the size, and brazenly compared with other people's waitresses, and compared them with other people's waitresses, and was ashamed to make other girls blush.

The stalker gave up tracking, and he firmly believed that Gao Jun was the scum of this society, shameless, greedy, and shameless, making people want to trample to death.

However, although he didn't buy the underwear just to tease the waiter, because he did buy it, it looked like it should be the task that her woman gave him.

As I said clearly, his woman was a female teacher who was once fostered and had a very bad reputation, and she regarded him as an honest person and a home.

Obviously, he likes the female teacher very much, and thinks that he is not worthy of others, so he will sell himself to Erqing, and would rather be an eagle dog minions, but also meet the requirements of his mother-in-law without a lower limit, and now he is licking his face to buy underwear, phew, he can't do without a woman's dog!

Seeing that Gao Jun followed the crowd and got on the bus, without putting coins or swiping cards, obviously rubbing the car, the tracker raised his middle finger fiercely.

There is no need to follow such a scoundrel, even if he sells his life to Erqing, he is also a person like a dog, he can only thank the dirty work that cannot be seen, and it will never affect the whole situation, if Erqing abandons him one day, the stalker decides, he must be beaten hard.

Gao Jun got rid of the stalker with such an excellent acting skills, and helped Erqing to do a little reinforcement, and told Erqing everything that should be said, and he did everything he should do, and then he hoped to pass the assessment of drug dealers as soon as possible and officially contacted.

Sitting on the bus, Gao Jun chatted and took out his newly bought underwear, put the lace pants on his lap, first folded the square horizontally and vertically, leaving creases, and then folded it in half, folded one in the middle, and after opening, the other side was also repeated, based on the intersection with the diagonal line, the half was folded into a square, and the vertex was folded to the intersection of the two......

With the operation of a pair of skillful hands, a pair of pants turned into a bouquet of bright roses......