Chapter 79: Wise as I am
Ava's mission is obviously very difficult, it feels like planning a war or an uprising or something, which is obviously much more difficult than fighting alone.
So, I looked at Stella and asked.
"Stella, how about you command the war? Have you ever led troops to fight?"
Stella said with a smile.
"How is it possible, although we vampires communicate with each other, but what we like most is to live alone, like to fight alone, and don't like group fights, let alone war, don't look for me for such things. ”
I didn't expect her to refuse so simply, let alone Xiangcheng and Xiaoqing.
"Why don't you get me a 'Mulan'? Mu Guiying can do it, aren't there a lot of heroines in history, bring me two dozen and help." ”
I looked at the four female tenants, and then made up my mind to come by myself, I first found a set of "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and looked at it, only to find that a bunch of ancient texts could not be understood, and this thing was too long, what "Beginning Notes", "Military Formation", "Terrain" or something, I am such a person who does not like to learn, I am about to fall asleep when I look at the catalog.
However, there is one article that attracted me, and that is the "Fire Attack Chapter".
I quickly opened it and looked at it, and found that there were not many words, and the general meaning was to teach people how to set fires, such as setting fires when it was windy, setting fires when it was dark, and how to rob while the fire was burning, etc.
Thinking of "robbing while the fire is on", I suddenly thought of another book, called "Thirty-six Strategies", which is relatively easy to understand, such as what "borrowing a knife to kill", what "golden cicada shelling" and so on.
I've been studying it for a long time, and I probably have a little bit of a spectrum in my mind.
Then I called Stella and Ava over and asked them to teach me kung fu and witchcraft.
"Mr. Landlord, where is the quick kung fu you said, didn't I teach you all those poisonous tricks, what kicking the crotch, buttoning the eyes, hitting the throat, beating the root of the ear, hitting the jaw and the like, the rest, why do you have to practice more, by the way, and you can also try lime and the like, but these are all crooked ways, and you will die if you encounter a powerful one." ”
Stella looked at me and sighed.
I thought about the knights in armor, and then nodded, agreeing with her, and it looked like I was going to learn martial arts with her in the future.
Then I turned to look at Ava.
Ava said, waving her hand.
"Don't look at me, although I'm a black witch, but, when it comes to the tricks of the three indiscriminate, I think you are better at it than me, I can't teach you. ”
After listening to Ava, I smiled and shook my head.
"Ava, you're mistaken, I don't have a plan to learn nasty tricks from you, I want to learn some wizards' fire sorcery, that is, you can set fire, I'm going to give them a fire attack. ”
Hearing me talk about pyromy, Ava said this time.
"It's pretty much the same, then I'll teach you, but I want to remind you in advance that witchcraft is related to your own quality, specifically two qualities, one is, the degree of compatibility with all things in heaven and earth, the higher the degree of fit, the more convenient it is to use a certain kind of witchcraft, and of course, the faster you can learn. ”
"The second point is related to your spiritual power, in the words of the modern generation, it is related to the degree of development of the 'brain domain', the stronger the spiritual power, the easier it is to control witchcraft, in fact, to put it bluntly, our witchcraft, as well as the spells of priests and mages, as well as the Taoism of your country, are actually of the same origin, basically as long as they meet these two points, it will be easy to learn. ”
After that, she looked at me and said.
"I don't know how well you fit with heaven and earth, but your brain is so stupid, I feel that it should be quite difficult for you to learn. ”
Hearing her words, I immediately retorted and said.
"Why am I so stupid, and you're not much smarter than me, right? You dare to say you're smarter than me?"
As a result, Ava shook her head and said.
"It's different, I'm stupid because I keep deleting my memory, and you're born with it. ”
Hearing her say that, I found myself speechless.
However, Ava still carefully taught me to emit flames, in fact, it is not difficult to use witchcraft in theory, there are only two principles, one is hard creation, that is, to create flames directly from the body, and the other is to borrow power, that is, to use the fire element of heaven and earth, such as sunlight, such as geothermal heat, such as others, anyway, it is to borrow the power of heaven and earth to create flames.
Of course, according to Ava, the most practical thing is to combine the two, that is, to use the power of heaven and earth and your own power at the same time, for example, you can convert the power of heaven and earth into your own power and release it, so that the power can be inexhaustible.
Anyway, what I said later was more abstract and profound, and I didn't understand it.
So, I interrupted her and began to rally my strength to attack the way she had said.
"Whew!"
Then, I pushed out with a palm, and a flame suddenly erupted from my palm, igniting the sofa not far away, and the flames suddenly burst up.
"Huh! I didn't expect you to succeed in one attempt! and emit such a powerful flame. ”
Ava looked at me in shock.
I said quickly.
"Don't talk about all this uselessness, hurry up and put out the fire, or the house will burn down. ”
I don't want my hotel to burn down.
Ava smiled, then raised her hand and waved it twice, and the waves extinguished the flames, which was much better than the fire brigade.
Then, she looked at me and smiled.
"Sure enough, Mr. Landlord's level is not covered, I began to wonder why you can become a landlord, it turns out that there is really a set, you just used 'instant witchcraft', that is, witchcraft that can be used without spells, the characteristic is that it is convenient and fast, but the weakness is that the power is generally small, however, you can learn it so quickly, this is very good. ”
"I have taught many apprentices, I learned it the first time, and it is so powerful, you are the first, I take back what I just said that you have a bad head. ”
Actually, I'm a little confused at the moment, because I've just discovered that using this "witchcraft" isn't as difficult as Ava said, and basically according to her method, I can send out a fire attack with a single movement.
Then, Ava said.
"Then next, I'll teach you the fire technique of chanting spells, you listen, you have to ...... like this"
As a result, I learned this "fireball technique" at one time, and I could send out a full eight fireballs at the same time, and Ava was completely speechless.
"Maybe you're a 'flame attribute' yourself. ”
Eventually, Ava said as if she had come to a conclusion.
Of course, Xiaoqing and Xiangcheng were also attracted by our movements, and these two goblins were also very curious about witchcraft, because although they both knew witchcraft, they were all brought by themselves, and there was an essential difference between them and Ava's acquired witchcraft.
"Mr. Landlord is amazing!"
Seeing the fireballs flying around me, Xiaoqing shouted a little exaggeratedly.
I ignored them, but gave them a few words, and then left, my plan was to get a helicopter, and I found it impossible to buy or rent a helicopter in the city, even though I was rich, so I decided to buy a large fireproof and bulletproof Humvee.
As a result, this can still be done in this city.
As soon as I got my car, I started buying gasoline, packed it in large barrels, put it in the car, and then drove the car back to the hotel according to the driving instructions I had checked on my phone.
I found that although my brain is not very bright in learning, but in terms of hands-on ability, whether it is driving a motorcycle or driving a car, I can get started as long as I fiddle with it, and I don't need to take a driver's license at all, including the use of witchcraft before, and I can master it very quickly.
When I got back to the inn, I asked Ava to help me study the map she had brought back from the Middle Ages, and I asked her to help me mark the locations of government troops and various agencies on the map, and I strung them together with a line.
Actually, my original plan was to visit the prison so that I could go straight to the prison, but I was worried that the cardinal would burn me if he didn't give me a chance to go to prison, so I had to go with the current plan.
The rest of the day passed quickly, and at 9:58 the next night, I entered the Middle Ages with Ava and a Humvee full of gasoline.