The famous philosopher Fyodor Dostoevsky once said: There are two things in this world that cannot be resisted by willpower, the first is vomiting, and the second is venting.

Zhou Yuanhang is the first case, although his willpower has reached the limit, but the body organs will turn on self-protection and break away from the command of the brain when they can withstand the limit.

The stomach compressed violently, producing a powerful thrust, and the alcohol filth turned into a raging stream of heat, all the way up, snatching its way out of the throat.

What's worse is that when Zhou Yuanhang realized that he was out of control, he tried to shut his mouth to block it, so the hot current with nowhere to go chose to split up - rushing to the nostrils.

The tall and handsome nose instantly turned into a water gun, squirting out two gorgeous parabolas.

Breathing was blocked, and the instinct of suffocation prompted Zhou Yuanhang to open his mouth again, and a large army erupted from his mouth.

The process is extremely lengthy, but in fact it is just a flash of lightning and a shiver.

Under everyone's gaze, Zhou Yuanhang performed a gorgeous performance - a fountain of human body patterns.

The fermented filth in the stomach was mixed with the smell of alcohol and spread rapidly. Before the onlookers had time to laugh, they covered their noses and retreated, staring at Zhou Yuanhang, the unlucky guy.

Up to this point, the principle of a man relying on clothes and a horse in a saddle still applies. When the white shirt was stained with yellow and green filth, and when the noble Patek Philippe was wrapped in a lump of plastic substance, Zhou Yuanhang's image of the rich and young was completely destroyed and became embarrassed.

When the last mouthful of vomit in his throat fell to the ground, Zhou Yuanhang's body became extremely cold, accompanied by bursts of trembling, his hanging head was extremely hideous, and his eyes changed rapidly, first fear, then nervousness, and finally the anger of eating fruit.

He has never been so ugly since he was a child!

In front of these lowly people, all his pride was crushed, and all his self-esteem was sprinkled on the ground along with filth.

His heart was full of resentment.

Lu Zheng not only crushed him in terms of alcohol, but also humiliated him in terms of momentum. He is not reconciled, unwilling to end up like this.

Lu Zheng, this name he will remember in his heart, only by stepping on him under his feet and crushing him into pieces and flushing it into the toilet can he eliminate this hatred in his heart.

I don't know how long it took, Zhou Yuanhang held the table with one hand, wiped the filth from the corner of his mouth, and slowly raised his head, his eyes were full of emptiness and numbness, and the corners of his mouth pulled out a meaningful strange smile.

Lu Zheng didn't get carried away to laugh at him, just looked at the time on his phone, and said indifferently: "Thank you for vodka." ”

Zhou Yuanhang was silent, under the gaze of everyone, picked up his clothes, and sat in the car without looking back, the engine roared angrily, dragging the red taillights away.

Lu Zheng smiled helplessly, the entanglement between Zhou Yuanhang and Lin Xinmiao, Lu Zheng had no intention of interfering, but people like Zhou Yuanhang were naturally strong and possessive, and they have always been aggressive to lead to this result.

From another point of view, if Lu Zheng hadn't been hanging, with his amount of alcohol, he would either be a turtle with a shrunken head, or like Zhou Yuanhang, there would be no other choice at all.

Lu Zheng picked up the polo shirt with some interest, patted He Fangyi's shoulder and said, "Garfield, I'll go first, I'm going to the hospital to change shifts with my mother." ”

He Fangyi looked him up and down as if he had just met him, and said suspiciously: "Can you still do it now?"

"Hospital?" Lin Xinmiao was taken aback and said with concern: "Brother Zhengzi, what's wrong?

Lu Zheng looked at Lin Xinmiao with a smile and said, "It's a long story, let's talk about another day." You should go back early, don't mention the police, you can only blame you for your beauty, and good citizens have to think badly. ”

"No, you've drunk so much. Lin Xinmiao said persistently: "Drunk driving hurts others and hurts yourself, as a reserve policeman, I will never condone you." ”

Lu Zheng pouted at Nunu on the road and teased: "Hey, you black meow sheriff is unfair in law enforcement, why didn't you stop the drunk driver just now." ”

Lin Xinmiao pouted and said, "I'm too lazy to care about him, but you're different, what is the relationship between the two of us." ”

Lu Zheng asked knowingly, "What is the relationship?"

Li Fanqi rarely said a sentence that was not owed: "Authentic childhood sweetheart." ”

Lin Xinmiao was not shy, tilted her head and thought for a while, before she showed a charming smile and said hesitantly: "That's true." How about it, Zhengzi, I'm Sheriff Black Cat, you're just one ear, we're childhood sweethearts who have been playing together since childhood, so ah, you have to listen to me, understand?"

"When did Sheriff Black Meow get into trouble with one ear?" Lu Zheng rolled his eyes and said: "Besides, your current appearance is completely Sailor Moon, and what suits you must be a handsome guy, such as a night dress with dentures, or his brother's night dress wig......"

"you!" Lin Xinmiao affectionately twisted his arm, stretched out his little white hand and said, "Give me the car keys, and I'll take you to the hospital." ”

Lu Zheng smiled: "You seem to have drunk too, right?"

Lin Xinmiao straightened her proud chest and said, "I'm a policeman, well, a reserve policeman." ”

"You're breaking the law. ”

"Less nonsense. ”

If you only look at her appearance, Lin Xinmiao must be a gentle and lovely beautiful girl, but Lu Zheng knows very well that this girl has been spicy since she was a child, and the degree of being stunned is the same as what he has.

This is called the gathering of like and the separation of pigs by herds......

Lin Xinmiao took out the key from Lu Zheng's pocket a little domineeringly, glanced left and right, and said, "Zhengzi, where is your car?"

Lu Zheng pointed to the side of the road and said in a deep voice: "That ice-blue noble top-of-the-line 'lying and lying' battery car is the steel giant under my crotch." ”

Looking at the battery car with a layer of paint peeled off, Lin Xinmiao was speechless: "You are really a top-level configuration." ”

"What's the matter? The sheriff is developed now, and he can't look down on battery cars?" Lu Zheng quipped: "This is called green environmental protection, returning to nature." ”

"Why? Am I that kind of person? Lin Xinmiao pouted, then remembered something, hammered Lu Zheng and said: "When you say this, I remember, when I was a child, you had to take me to learn to ride a bicycle, but I fell into a ditch, you didn't have anything to do, you broke my arm, and I was put in a plaster cast for more than a month, and I was laughed at by my classmates every day." ”

Lu Zheng said solemnly: "Well, today I will give you a chance to take revenge." ”

“let’s－go！”

Lin Xinmiao shook the key beautifully, dragged Lu Zheng to say goodbye to He Fangyi and the others, and rode away happily.

He Fangyi, Li Fanqi, and Shao Huibo looked at the backs of the two of them, and glanced at each other with a smile, sure enough, they were childhood sweethearts, even if they hadn't seen each other for ten years, they were still so kind and natural.

On the streetlight-lit street, a dilapidated battery car drives slowly, wearing a light blue floral dress fluttering in the wind. Lin Xinmiao's pretty and perfect face was full of happiness that had been lost and regained.

Lu Zheng sat in the back seat in a regular manner, what he saw in front of him was her unbearable little waist, and what he smelled in his nose was the pleasant fragrance on her body.

In those distant black and white memories, a childish little boy pedaled a Phoenix 28 car with a childish face, and a chubby black girl in the back seat grabbed the car seat with a nervous face, and shouted: "Be careful, stone, stone." Wow, there's a pit ahead, turn a corner, turn a corner. ”

The little boy's hands holding the handlebars were covered with sweat, and when he turned a nervous corner, the car instantly lost its balance and staggered towards the stinky ditch on the side of the road.

"Ah......h

Puff ......

The wheels of the bicycle turned upwards and gurgled and turned, and the little boy was pressed face up under the car, and the little girl was even more pitiful, lying face down on the ground, her arms twisting in the opposite direction.

Then the picture is of a little boy with bruises on his back and running on the road in an endless field.

The picture froze, and crystal tears flowed from the corners of Lin Xinmiao's eyes, sliding down her cheeks and flying in the air.

"Brother Zhengzi, after so many years, do you want to ...... Did you think of me?"

"Hmm. ”

"How much do you want?"

"I can't even think about it. ”

"Hmph, you must have met other girls to forget about me. ”

"How is that possible? I never treated you as a girl since I was a child......

"Lu Zheng, you come down, I'm going to play grunt (wrestling) with you. ”

"Don't, I'm wrong, look ahead......"

Laughing all the way to the People's Hospital, Lin Xinmiao still pouted, looking unhappy, Lu Zheng's mouth was very bad, he was talking nonsense from beginning to end, and he didn't say a word of good obedience.

The two parked the battery car in the carport, and Lu Zheng stretched his waist and said, "Okay, I've arrived safely." Hurry up and take a taxi back. ”

"No, I can't. Lin Xinmiao said stubbornly: "I remember when I was a child, I often lived in your house. Now that my uncle is hospitalized, I have gone downstairs, and it would be too unconscionable if I didn't go to take a look. Wait a minute, I'll go to the hospital supermarket and buy something. ”

"No need to ......" Lu Zheng's words were not finished, and Lin Xinmiao had already slipped into the supermarket. After a long day's work, he walked out with difficulty with a large bag of things, and said angrily to Lu Zheng: "Hey, come over and help." Not a gentleman at all. ”

"Why are you buying so much? Lu Zheng took the bag and said with a smile: "And what's the matter with these potato chips and lollipops? Do you think my dad needs these things?"

"This is my supper, okay?" Lin Xinmiao rubbed her stomach and said, "I've only drunk tonight, and my stomach is still empty." ”

"Good, good. ”

The two of them sat up the stairs carrying their things, and as soon as they reached the door of the ward, they heard someone talking inside. Lin Xinmiao's face was full of nervousness, pulled Lu Zheng's clothes, and whispered: "Zhengzi, how about I look at my current image?"

Lu Zheng's gaze scanned from top to bottom, focusing on his chest, and said seriously: "Your image is very big." ”

"Big?"

"Yes, it's huge!"

Lin Xinmiao reacted violently, her face turned crimson, she pinched his arm fiercely, and said in shame: "You dead guy, why have you become so streamlined now." ”

Lu Zheng was about to speak, when he heard a voice in the ward say, "Big brother, you still have to make up your mind about this matter." Even if we know it's him, we can't hold his handle. As the saying goes, take a step back and open the sky. They have many brothers and great power, and this arm can't twist the thigh, so we can't afford to mess with it. Even if you don't think about yourself, you have to think about Xiao Zheng, he has just joined the work now, the housing prices in the big city are ridiculously high, and he is stubbornly guarding the fish pond, when can he buy a house for Xiao Zheng? If you don't have a house, you have to, unless the girl is stupid, she is willing to marry him. Sister-in-law, you say, that's the case, right?"

"His second uncle, just tell the village chief how much they offer. ”

"How about this number? Is it enough? Including the loss of the fish pond, with this money I can afford to pay a down payment. Xiao Zheng's marriage is also guaranteed. Otherwise, relying on his little salary, let alone buying a house and marrying a wife, it is estimated that he will even be able to eat and drink. ”

"What do you say, old man?"

Lu Guoyun sighed heavily and said in a low voice: "I can't bear this breath." ”