"Ahh

Gao Jun's earth-shattering screams resounded throughout the hospital, and the glass in the room was almost shattered.

He himself was rolling all over the bed, and the pain was unusual.

What kind of bone broth is this spoonful, which is generally sesame oil, and the other half is chili oil, which is numb and spicy, like a fire passing through the esophagus, and when it reaches the stomach, it is like an explosion, and you can't feel your mouth at all.

Ji Xiang smiled and bent over on the side, holding his stomach and almost twitching, there was a sense of revenge in his heart.

The medical staff rushed in, but Gao Jun didn't dare to say the reason, he couldn't bear it, he couldn't afford to lose this person.

After the two of them were left in the room, Gao Jun looked at Ji Xiang with tears full of eyes, the tears blurred and realized, and he couldn't see clearly, like a fairy and a witch.

He was full of remorse, he knew that Ji Xiang had recovered, and he would still be fooled, it was completely the fault of the two buttocks that he twisted when he left, what was there to see about her little ass, it was not stiff, it was not warped, it was not plump, it was just round enough.

There is also the action of her using her lips to taste the soup and lick her lips with her tongue, so what's so rare, isn't it that most people's tongues are flat and round, and her tongue is slender and pointed, so what can it do?

That's right, it's not just the beauty level, but if a woman wants to think about a man, whether it's harming this man or loving this man, they will always have a way.

"Are you sick!?" Gao Jun asked, sticking out his tongue.

"That's right!" Ji Xiang smiled and admitted calmly: "I have amnesia, but I am sick, and this disease is very serious, one will recognize the thief as a father, and the other will recognize a hooligan as a husband, just now you are an enemy in my eyes, I only feed you chili peppers and not dichlorvos, I am already kind!"

Gao Jun waved his hands to cool down his tongue, and said vaguely: "Are you too naïve, although we had a little contradiction before, but overall, I have no grievances against you." ”

"Grace?" Ji Xiang sneered, gritted his back molars and said: "Yes, you have a great kindness to me, if you don't tease me at the cafeteria window every day, there won't be so many male imitations, so I was tied up in the canteen and couldn't move, the reason why I cooperated with that white boy was to jump out of the window of cooking, I came to perform a special task, not to be a cook, not to be a fried egg sister."

If it weren't for you bastard yelling at me, humiliating me in every way, and talking like a piece of shit, would I have acted alone, and ended up in a catastrophe and almost died?

The most annoying thing is that you bastard came over to pretend to be my husband as soon as I lost my memory, what kind of heart do you have, do you want to take advantage?"

"I'm just an expedient measure, I'm afraid that your mind will be blank and insanity at that time, so that you have a spiritual sustenance to save you. Gao Jun said.

"I'm here!" Ji Xiang said fiercely: "Spiritual sustenance, then why don't you say it's my son, I promise to be more spiritual!"

Gao Jun swallowed his saliva, still a spicy taste, took two breaths, and said: "I said that I am your son, do you believe it yourself, you have such an old son at this age, unless it is detained in advance with a greenhouse!"

"You don't talk nonsense!" Ji Xiang twisted his eyebrows and said angrily: "Stinky and shameless hooligan, pretending to be my husband, harming me, harming my ......"

I don't know if I'm ashamed or angry, Ji Xiang's face is getting redder and redder, probably because he remembered the picture of love with his 'husband', although Gao Jun himself has not done anything wrong, but it is still very common for his wife to stick to her husband, such as practicing hugs and kissing small mouths.

In fact, what made Ji Xiang most angry was that he exposed his emotional journey in a daze, and Gao Jun, the bastard, actually said: "Why are you so excited, my fake husband is just a hurried passer-by in your life, just like the mature and steady, handsome Teacher Wang, just like the cheerful and frank in high school, composing a better tomorrow with you, imagining the future of your first love boyfriend together, just like your cousin who gently comforted you when you were in the most pain......"

"...... you" Ji Xiang was ashamed and angry, his face was red and purple, anyone who was told about his emotional journey would feel embarrassed, let alone a girl: "Bastard, I really should have poisoned you with dichlorvos just now." ”

"Don't use dichlorvos, there are too many fakes, it's better to use withergrass, you won't die immediately after drinking it, your organs will slowly fail within a few days, you will feel okay at first, but you will definitely die. Gao Jun calmly gave a better suggestion.

"You still dare to fucking say cool things!?" Ji Xiang was furious, rushed over and grabbed his neck, and asked fiercely: "Say, what did you do to me during my amnesia, you pretending to be my husband, my boyfriend?"

Gao Jun was very calmly dragged by her, and he could kiss her on the lips as long as he probed, but at this time, it was obviously death to do so.

He said seriously: "Although you have no understanding of me, it still does not affect the fact that I am a decent man and a gentleman, which is well-known and recognized by everyone, as for you, there is your mother and sister-in-law by your side every time...... Help, how can I do anything wrong!?"

"What you said is true?" Ji Xiang squinted his eyes and asked fiercely.

"The sky is visible, your mother and your sister-in-law are visible. Gao Jun hurriedly said.

"I don't believe it, the evil ghost in your color, the mad demon in the painting, can you not take advantage of the danger of others?" Ji Xiang stubbornly said: "Unless you swear, swear poison, say that you never take advantage of people's danger, respect feelings, only believe that the two are happy, and are not affected by any external force.

Looking at Ji Xiang's hideous face, the cherry lips that kept opening and closing, I felt dizzy, where is this, how is it like a resentful woman forcing her husband to swear a poisonous oath, why did she abandon it from the beginning to the end?

However, looking at Ji Xiang's seriousness, and even some fierce appearance, I thought that she was in a hurry, and popped out the words she had watched in a TV series before, anyway, as soon as she opened her mouth 'I am your husband', Gao Jun did have a little idea of taking advantage, of course, it was more of a bad taste, which made Ji Xiang's mother and sister-in-law more thief-proof every day, and gritted their teeth every time they saw him.

And Ji Xiang is also a stubborn person, if she is not satisfied, I am afraid that she will have to be entangled in the future.

Gao Jun sighed helplessly and said, "Okay, okay, I swear, let me eat crabs without legs, and take a bath without water, this is always okay, right?"

"What's okay? Why is it okay? You didn't say it all?" Ji Xiang said angrily: "Say everything I just said word for word, especially the last sentence of the oath, if you want to snap it, you will have a tail!"

Gao Jun is full of black lines, and it is really a shame that she is a big girl to say this, and this may be the most vicious oath for a man.

However, he never believed in oaths, and if every oath was valid, then the world would be thunderous every day, especially at the entrance of all kinds of hotels, guesthouses, hourly rooms, and daily rental houses.

Gao Jun nodded helplessly, and according to what Ji Xiang said, he repeated one side, which can be regarded as a poisonous oath.

Ji Xiang let go of him satisfied, turned around and went out, took a thermos bucket, put it on the bedside table angrily, and then left angrily.

Gao Jun opened the thermos bucket and looked at it carefully, the fragrant bone broth was milky white and floating, mellow and fragrant, and there were some deboned meat in it, which made people appetize when they looked at it, and after careful inspection, it was determined that there was no chili pepper and sesame oil, and Gao Jun, who was very hungry, snorted and drank.

As for what kind of routine this is, he still wonders.

It is understandable that Ji Xiang came to Xingshi to ask for guilt, but this poisonous oath is a little inexplicable, and this bowl of carefully boiled bone broth, at least four or five hours of heat, selected stick bone ingredients, and the meat is removed from the bones, this is definitely a flying mind, what does this mean, hit a stick to give a sweet date, soft and hard?

When Gao Jun drank all the broth, Han Bo came, and when he entered the door, he didn't do anything else, but first smiled and said hello: "Old Gao, congratulations!"

This is even more inexplicable, if it is said that the operation is successful, the injury is fine, everyone is hovering on the line of life and death, taking a bullet is as easy as eating a peanut, and injuries are commonplace, there is no need to congratulate ah.

If you want to say that it was this operation, although it was Gao Jun who killed the killer, it was Ji He's victory with the lives of the whole family, no matter what, the Ji family is the first credit.

After thinking about it, I didn't understand, so I simply asked, "Where does the joy come from?"

Han Bo sat on the edge of the hospital bed and said with an ambiguous expression: "Double happiness is coming!"

"Double happiness?" Gao Jun said in surprise: "Your girlfriend is pregnant!?"

This time it was Han Bo's turn to be stunned, but after thinking about it, he understood that his girlfriend's pregnancy meant that he and his girlfriend had a leg, and he also made her pregnant, which was indeed a double happiness for him.

"You're so damaged, I'll poke you to death!" Han Bo was furious, and with a yang finger, he poked the wound on Gao Jun's shoulder.

Gao Jun reacted faster, and directly picked up the soup bucket beside him, and Han Bo poked into the bucket at once, not only his fingers, but also his fist and half of his forearm.

Gao Jun smiled and said, "The feeling of shabu radish in this big river is not good." ”

Han Bo withdrew his hand angrily, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, you bullfork, but I see how long you can wait." ”

"What do you mean?" Gao Jun asked.

Han Bo sneered: "Actually, I came a long time ago, and I have been listening to it at the door just now, and I don't know if you are really stupid or pretending to be confused, what Miss Ji said is obviously true to you." ”

Gao Jun scratched his head and said, "Let me swear a poisonous oath, and I will be yang tail when I snap, this doesn't seem to mean true feelings, right?"

"Isn't that a prerequisite? Han Bo said: "As long as you are loyal and not tempted by women outside, the oath will naturally be invalid." ”

Listening to Han Bo say this, it seems to really mean something, especially the bone broth is more illustrative of the meaning, don't bite if there are more lice, don't worry if you have more debts, one sheep is also driven, and two sheep are also released, Gao Jun has no heart to think about these now.

"And what about the joy?" Gao Jun asked.

Han Bo smiled gloomily and said, "The organization wants you to go on a blind date!"