Chapter 480: Looks like a heavenly immortal
"Today is a good day......
After leaving Ji Ruyue's house, Yi Shaoyang's mood was very high, and he couldn't help humming a little song.
Although Ji Ruyue said that he needed to think about it for three days, he knew that Ji Meinu had been persuaded by him, but he couldn't save face, so he found an excuse to think about it for three days and gave himself a step.
For the rhetoric that he had thought of in advance, he was a hundred thousand guarantees, and he knew that he could convince Ji Ruyue.
Ji Ruyue is a girl who really wants to do practical things and serve the people. It's a pity that Ji Ruyue's character determines her lifeline in Chinese officialdom.
Chinese officialdom, this is a very peculiar existence brewed with a 5,000-year-old culture.
Since the feudal era, this peculiar officialdom culture has been brewing and has been passed down for 5,000 years. It also poisoned the souls of the descendants of Yan and Huang.
Both before and now.
In people's hearts, there will always be the idea of the official standard, and there will also be the idea that everything is inferior, and only the official is high.
Even, in the future, this peculiar idea will not be passed away.
Driven by this kind of thinking, many people sharpen their heads and pounce into the officialdom, and then in order to be promoted, they will try to learn the rules of officialdom left by their ancestors for 5,000 years, that is, the officialdom is learned after black. If you learn well, you are promoted, and the higher you are getting higher, you feel bored, and you like money.
And those who have not learned begin to give up calculating for the sake of promotion, thinking in their minds how to covet enough wealth for their children and grandchildren to enjoy as much as possible in their own acres and thirds of land, during their tenure.
This is the peculiar Chinese officialdom in the eyes of foreigners.
Even if it is a rolling head, it is impossible to change this situation, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty who was born in a cow baby, is indeed sharp-handed, and cut tens of thousands of ticket gourds at one time, even so, the wind of corruption, officials protect each other, secretly collude with each other, have merit and scramble, has there been a situation of prevarication?
Not at all!
Ji Ruyue's kind of character, being dismissed is almost an imaginable result, even if there is no Zong Ze, sooner or later he will be dismissed.
He believes this, even Ji Ruyue herself knows it very well in her heart.
As long as Ji Ruyue does not cut off the idea of doing something for the people for a day, as long as he tells the apparent purpose of the Aegis Security Company, Ji Ruyue will definitely take the bait.
What he said about reducing the crime rate in society was actually his superficial purpose, but it was just a collateral effect of his real purpose.
Doodle......
Just when he finished Ji Meinu for this easy little resignation, the mobile phone remembered.
"Bastard boy, get Lao Tzu to the research room immediately, you can bear it, you can't satisfy your heart with hugging left and right, let Lao Tzu's daughter pretend to be aggrieved and generously agree to your concubine!" Picking up the phone, there was a roaring and cursing from Situ Bolei on the phone.
Even if you are far away from your phone, you can still hear this piercing sound.
After Situ Bolei finished his lesson, when a panting voice came from the phone, he spoke: "I said old man, you won't be my respected mother-in-law behind my back, spending all day drinking outside, be careful that I sue you for reversing the ** crime, when the time comes, you, the professor, will really become a beast." ”
"Bastard!"
"Stop, stop" on the phone, he hurriedly interrupted the roar of the old man Situ, and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, father-in-law with such an example, of course I, who is a son-in-law, have to work hard, do you say?" ”
I only heard the sound of snoring and snorting from the other side.
After waiting for a while, a rhyming woman's voice came from the phone: "Stinky boy, do you still want to say that my upper beam is not right and my lower beam is crooked!"
Belch......
Although he hadn't heard his mother-in-law's words a few times, he remembered the tone of his voice very clearly, and when he heard his mother-in-law stand up for his father-in-law, he hurriedly smiled: "Hello mother-in-law, I'm not joking with my father-in-law!" He can be disrespectful to the old man Situ, but he really doesn't dare to this mother-in-law.
Otherwise, Situ Qiao's wife at home knew that she had to eat him.
"It's not big, it's not small!" Xu Mei taught him a lesson angrily, and said: "Your father has already adjusted the technique of absorbing stars for you, let you come over in person, and take a final look to see if there is anything wrong with it, which will affect your body." ”
Star-sucking ** became?
When he heard this, he couldn't help but feel excited. I don't know, this exercise, is there a cow fork written in Master Jin, if it is really such a cow fork, it is easy for him to improve his strength.
As long as you continue to absorb people's internal force, you can do it.
"Well, okay, thank you, mother-in-law. A flattering cry.
"Don't let this bastard come over, I don't want to...... ......"Before hanging up the phone on the other side, he could hear the roaring voice of the old man Situ.
hung up the phone, the corners of his mouth smirked, and shrugged his shoulders.
In fact, it's not that he doesn't disrespect his father-in-law, it's just that he has been like this with his old man since he was a child, which has formed a habit that is difficult to change.
The speed of the car increased to the extreme, and it soared all the way, appearing under the Xingmao Building.
When he came to the bottom of the building, Kun Jun and Kun Bing were already waiting.
Kun Bing took the lead in coming over with a smile, stopped his arm, and asked mysteriously: "Senior brother, did you just say something on the phone that made the professor angry, don't you know, the professor hung up the phone, blew his beard angrily and glared, and scolded the master for cheating him." ”
Kun Jun walked over with a straight face and glared at Kun Bing: "Shaoyang, don't listen to him chew his tongue." ”
Hi Hi ......
Yi Shaoyang touched the tip of his nose a little embarrassed, smiled, and shrugged his shoulders: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that the old man started to teach me a lesson as soon as he called, and finally he was tired and out of breath, and I said that he was not spending time drinking outside." ”
As he spoke, he walked forward on his own.
Leaving the Kun Jun brothers, the two looked at each other.
Then, they all looked at Yi Shaoyang's back and smiled bitterly.
Think about Professor Situ, who was so wise that he was ruined by his son-in-law in the end. Professor Situ is a person who has been followed the earliest and knows quite well, but he seems to be uninhibited, a little arrogant, and his vulgar language is more like a ruffian.
But people are very dedicated to emotional matters.
Unexpectedly, the evening festival was not guaranteed, and he was suspected by his son-in-law, no wonder he had to drop the bottle.
The two brothers were amused in their hearts, but when they sent Yi Shaoyang to the door on the top floor, they were both very smart and said, "This ......"
"That...... Shaoyang, we still have something to do, so it's inconvenient to go in. "They don't want to go in and touch their heads, and now Professor Situ inside is probably angry, isn't it okay to feel uncomfortable when they go in?
"Senior brother, let's go in and have a look. Of course, he knew the thoughts of the two senior brothers, and deliberately hooked his shoulders and said: "There is a star sucking ** created by the old man inside, don't you want to go in and see it?"
The two brothers have no interest in absorbing stars at the moment, and their heads are shaking like rattles.
Kun Bing said jokingly: "This Shaoyang, we are all martial arts cultivators, we should have heard of a saying, dead friends don't die poor Dao, you better go in by yourself, absorb stars** It doesn't matter if we eat a little and see." ”
After saying that, the two brothers were slippery and slippery than loaches, and fled far away.
"Hey, it's not ladylike to meet people, it's careless to make friends!" On the other hand, Yi Shaoyang, he was not a little nervous, pretending to be remorseful, patted his forehead, took out the pass specially given by the old man, and swiped it on the electronic password lock.
backbite
The door opened automatically, but he didn't rush in.
Don't be afraid, but some basic precautions are still needed. He knew that the current old man Situ must be very angry in his heart.
Syllable!
Sure enough, at the moment when the door opened automatically, a bottle filled with sulfuric acid concentrate flew out of it directly, and after he opened it easily, the bottle smashed on the wall of the corridor outside the door, making a sizzling corrosion sound, and soon, the entire wall was corroded into a black hole the size of a fist.
Your grandfather's is really ruthless!
Without muttering secretly in his heart, he opened his throat and shouted outside: "Old man Situ, do you want to be a widow leisurely? If I hadn't been clever, my Situ Qiao wife would have made you a widow with your own hands!"
Hum!
Situ Bolei roared angrily: "Lao Tzu wishes that you little bastard is dead, Lao Tzu has a lot of blood here, whenever Lao Tzu wants to clone a Yi Shaoyang, he can do it!"
"This blood is really a loss!" secretly said in his heart, since he left that day, Senior Brother Kun Jun would personally come to the door every day, and on his body, he used a large needle to draw a full tube of blood with a large needle used for injections.
Every time he drew blood, he cried in distress, this is not a baby who doesn't know how many chickens to eat!
But for the sake of that magical recovery potion, he could only do so.
Who let this dead old man not exchange anything else at all!
"Old man Situ, you won't do another surprise attack, will you? If you do it again, the master won't go in!"
"It's better to get out of here, out of sight and out of mind!" scolded, slightly helplessly. I don't know if I'm really angry, or pretend to be angry: "This star-sucking ** Lao Tzu is ready for you, do you dare to come in and see yourself, anyway, in a few months, you will be killed by that little grasshopper of the Shushan Sword Sect." ”
Damn!
He couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard this, this grandfather's Zong Ze became a little grasshopper, what did he become of the person who was killed?
The old man Situ really scolded people without a single dirty word. "Old man, you also underestimate me, even if you don't have your bullshit to suck stars**, teach a little Shushan Sword Sect a cat and a dog, and I will be able to catch it. "Weng and his son-in-law, just like this, in the laboratory, one stood on the edge of the doorway, and began to fight with each other.
(End of chapter)